Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.
The site: clubredlight.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.
1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images
1,279 different ladies
1 really fucking sore cock.
Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.
The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.
Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.
In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.
Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.
Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.
It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com
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The site: creamedcornholes.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: A different spin on a relatively new addition to the adult industry, this site was a good anal journey. We were hooked. 8.5 out of 10.
This is the newest variation on the creampie site…the butt hole cream pie. Is that, then, a chocolate cream pie? HAHA!!! We ought to go on the road with some of this shit…seriously!!
Creamed Cornholes is an anal site that focuses on the cum shot the asshole right before, during and after the slut pushes the load, or loads as the case may be, out of her ass. The sex on this site is wonderful, mainly because it is mostly anal, but also because they get some hot and dirty freaks to fuck with. Once again, the Meat Members crew does not fail to impress with their stable of hos.
In case you are not familiar with the Meat Members gang, they are a network of about 40 sites that range in variety from sites like this one to gagging, to regular old sex to POV stuff. They have a shit load of sites, each having a shitload of movies on it. They claim to have over1.3 million MBs of movies in total on all of their sites combined. The absolute best part is that you can get access to ALL of that shit for only $29.95 per month! Just join this site, or go towww.meatmembers.com and you will get access to them all. ALL FORTY OFTHEM!!
Lanny Barbie, meet the world of porn…world of porn, Lanny Barbie. Lanny may have a future in this business, at least if we have anything to say about it. Lanny is a sexy short-haired brunette is has that evil/dirty look in her eye. She was born to fuck a lot of guys, and that is what she does, and does it well! In this video, she does it with three guys at one time, and never skips a beat. She gets fucked 8 ways from Sunday and still smiles that smirky little grin at the end. She gets her butt hole filled with cram and then spurts it out with some great sound effects. We hope to see more of Lanny. We mean, in another video…we couldn’t possibly see more of her…we have already seen her inside and out!
Velvet was also a dirty bitch…one of the dirtiest we have seen. She looks like a poor man’s Marilyn Monroe…and we mean that as a compliment. She has the blonde curly hair and the big red lips. We are not sure about Marilyn, but this chick also has a nice ass and the ability to take a huge cock right up in it and love it! Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? Speaking of…this baseball bat sized cock spews goo in her ass, but she doesn’t let it simmer for too long…she farts it out like a champ.
A different spin on a relatively new addition to the adult industry, this site was a good anal journey. We were hooked.
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.creamedcornholes.com
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The site: creamfilledbabes.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: This is a good creampie site, but not the very best. It is, however, part of one of the best networks, so we are all for joining. 8 out of 10.
Mmmmmmm….this sounds like a nice treat that you would find in your pink Easter basket on a rainy Sunday in May. A cream filled babe. Mmmmmmm……
By this time, we figure that most of you have seen at least one creampie site. If not, then you need to know what a creampie is, at least as itis used in the adult film industry. When a guy cums in a girl and then the camera zooms in on her snatch, and she makes it ooze out…there’s your creampie! It is a lot sexier when you see it than when you read it…trust us on that one! And we are not sure if it a requirement, but it usually done on an extremely cute teen girl. That is just the way it is, darn it all!
This particular creampie gem is no exception from the rest in that sense. There are a load of cute girls that get pounded until they get all cummed up in and then are made to push it out. If there is one difference in content we would say that this site is a little more hardcore/extreme than most of the others. Not too extreme, just a little harder fucking and a little more dirty talk. There are also more ebony girls than a lot of creampie sites have, so that is a bonus as well.
A great bonus that gives this site a leg up on all of the other creampie sites (and there are more and more to choose from every day), is that it is a part of a much bigger network…one that is very well put together. Meat Members is the name of their network, and we have raved about them in a lot of places on our site, but we will do so here again in case you have not read about them. For $29.95 per month you get access to CreamFilled Babes as well as about 40 other sites too. All of their sites are chock full of original content and the video quality is second only to the HD sites. A great one to join.
Ok…here is the part where we pick out a girl or two to tell you about. Hmm…which bitch gets our Midas touch this time?? How about Isabel? She was cute…and apparently a college student as well, so if she gets her big break she could use the money for books, right? Isabel is a petite brunette that is as dirty as she is cute. WE get the sense that Isabel would have done this for free, so getting paid to do it was probably heaven for her. She gets her ass gored like this guy’s cock was a bull in Pamplona. She eventually takes a couple of cocks…one nuts in her mouth while the other creampies her right up!
This is a good creampie site, but not the very best. It is, however, part of one of the best networks, so we are all for joining.
… 8 out of 10
Visit the site: www.creamfilledbabes.com
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The site: creamofcunt.com
The price:$2.95 trial, $39.9/month (recurring)
The verdict: The price is a little steeper than average, at $39.99 per month. The good news is that you can try it out for $2.95 for a three day trial. We think this is one, though, that you may want to hang on to for a little while. 7.5 out of 10.
We may have a new leader for best internet porn name ever. Cream of Cunt is a site that features wet, cum-filled pussies (also known as creampies) on hot chicks. We found a lot of videos here, but had a problem with the way they were presented. You have heard us bitch about this before, but we must make it known again. This is one of those sites that only has one video per page, separated into thumbnails. The thumbs are very handy, but they need to use page links or something as a way to skip from, let’s say, page 1 to page 22. They way it is, you have to go in order, with only one video per page. It is a pain in the ass.
Luckily, on this site each page has pretty decent stuff. We were pleasantly surprised at the quality of the videos offered on this site. Recently we have been disappointed at many low quality videos on supposedly high quality sites. Cream of Cunt did not take the low road when setting up their site. The vids are of hot ladies taking blasts inside of their snatches, and then letting the jizz ooze out for all to see. Something very sexy about that, is there not?
We have done a little digging for you and we came up with a couple that we think you will flip over. The first one is easy to find, entitled “More of a Cream Thing,” and posted on December 22, 2005. It stars an extremely cute/hot Jolene, a top-shelf blonde. This is not just another face…this is a starlet. At 26 years old, she is older than many in the biz, but trust us, she does not look a day over 19. Her body is as solid as a fucking rock! Her tits are absolutely perfect in size…not too big and not too small. To top it off she dons a sexy lace, red bra in this one. WOW!!! She has a beautiful pussy with a pierced clit, and she makes some genuine noises. Great scene.
Another really hot one is Cream of the Crop, dated October 28, 2005. This one ahs more of a home video feel to it, but is still very well done. This has a very nice doggie scene, as well as a nice anal scene. This chick squeals like a pig when her ass gets penetrated. She is a moaner and a screamer. WE especially liked the commentary of the guy, who takes his cock out of her ass and proclaims her asshole a “black hole!” This girl makes some very nice and REAL sounds.
In addition to the videos that we found, which were very nice, they also have a lot of extras such as thousands of pictures, adult games, a sex toy store, personal ads from Adultfriendfinder, E-zines and lots of other shit! The extras are really nice.
The price is a little steeper than average, at $39.99 per month. The good news is that you can try it out for $2.95 for a three day trial. We think this is one, though, that you may want to hang on to for a little while.
… 7.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.creamofcunt.com
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The site: creampiereality.com
The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month
The verdict: I have reviewed a lot of sites from this network and I am just all over the fucking place. Some are kind of shitty, some rock. This one was in the upper tier – I liked it quite a bit. The girls are memorable, in a sort of “â€local bar fly†kind of way – and I dig that. 8 out of 10.
I am having Thanksgiving at my house later this year, and I have decided that the menu will be all porn-related items. Fuck my parents and their “religion.†I am serving braised turkey vaginas, bearded yams, dingle berries, anal stuffing and creampies for dessert. And there’s a mandatory 4 drink minimum.The very first thing that caught my eye on this site – besides cum-filled orifices of course – was the chicks. Not that they were so stunning you couldn’t help but notice – but instead they looked just like sluts from my high school and college. To me they didn’t have the obvious porn star look, but instead the look of lots of sluts that YOU know. That, my friends, is a DAMN good thing.
There’s a chick on here named Silvia Black that looks EXACTLY like this gutter ball that used to hang out at the same watering hole as I did, and I used to fuck that skag 5 ways from sideways. Shit – it may be her (although her butthole looked a bit different than Silvia’s – it was a little more of an outie). Either way – it’s fun to watch Silvia here get her pooter hammered and think about the time I chili-dogged Jeanna (that was her name) up against the dumpster behind the bar. I fucked her ass so hard, she leaked butt water for a few days.
This is not just a pussy cream pie site either – in fact I think I saw more anal cream pies than vaginal. And if you join right now, they are offering a free month – buy 2 get one free. Or you can go with the trial membership that is only $1.95. If you do a monthly, know this – you will get access to more than 30 porn sties, which means hours and hours of videos and billions of pictures.
I have reviewed a lot of sites from this network and I am just all over the fucking place. Some are kind of shitty, some rock. This one was in the upper tier – I liked it quite a bit. The girls are memorable, in a sort of “â€local bar fly†kind of way – and I dig that.
… 8 out of 10
Visit the site: www.creampiereality.com
The site: currycreampie.comThe price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month
The verdict: Indian pussy is divine. 7 out of 10.
Why is it that Indian porn chicks are always associated with curry? Curry is a spice. They don’t have sites for Italian chicks called “Garlic Fuckers†or sites for French chicks called “Bland Tasting Pussy.†Why curry? Why not refer to that little dot on their heads? Isn’t that fair game?I gotta be honest. It’s a little embarrassing to admit, but I generally couldn’t tell an Indian woman from a Latina woman from a Pakistani woman, etc. I love them all, but a piece of tan pussy is a piece of tan pussy to me. I am an equal opportunity scumbag. If you’re green, come from Pluto and eight pussies and 11 arms – the more the fucking merrier. I will fuck the shit out of every one of those pussies and take a handy from every one of those arms. I love all types of pussy.
One note – if you are a cream pie enthusiast instead of an Indian enthusiast, don’t let the name of this site fool you. Many of the shows do not conclude with an internal explosion.; I’m really not even sure why they call it Curry Cum Shot – but they do, so just know that it’s not all insiders.
Devaki was my favorite piece on Indian ass on this site. Why? Because I thought she was fucking hot, that’s why. She had a perfect ass, a gorgeous face and a skinny pussy hole. She could also wrestle a trouser hog with the best I’ve ever seen. I’m not packing Guiness stuff down there, but I have enough that I need a veteran. Devaki could fuck my shit up.
$3 is all you need to see her charm a snake – that will get you 3 full days. Then less than $25 per month will get you this site and over a dozen additional sites – fucking GOOD sites. Like the official sites of legends Peter North, Tera Patrick and others. One of the greatest networks at one of the greatest prices.
Indian pussy is divine.
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$2.95 for 3-day trial
$14.95 for 30 days membership
$34.95 for a 90 day trial
… 7 out of 10
Visit the site: www.currycreampie.com
their shoes are filled with cum
The site: drippingcumholes.com
The price:$1.00 3 day trial
The verdict: Very nice, graphic site. We love it. 8.5 out of 10.
I remember when the hot thing to do was cum all over a chick’s face or tits. Remember that shit? Didn’t make a lot of sense, really — and it was sort of physically demanding. You had to pinch the head of your cock, make the bitch turn around, position her face under your cock and then let fly. Most of the time it would end up in her hair, or shoot her right in the fucking eyeball. She’d screech and pull away, ruining the end of your nut. It sucked.Nowadays, the trend is to cum *inside* the bitch, the way nature intended it. Of course the risks are increased – -that slut had better be pillin’. On the other hand they do have those morning after pills now. I buy those motherfuckers by the gross, just like bottle rockets. I make every chick I fuck take one before I fuck her (I tell her it’s ecstasy) and after we fuck (I tell her it’s the antidote to my poisonous semen). You can never be too careful…
Dripping Cum Holes is not just a straightforward cream pie site. Sure, they have spunk-filled snappers oozing all over the place, but they also have cum covered faces, jizz-dripping corn holes, cum swapping and bitches playing in cum-filled holes like they’re sandboxes. They’ve got jut about every possible combination of cum, faces, asses, pussies and fingers.
They also have every combination of hot chick — blondes with big tits, brunettes with small tits, black chicks with big asses, white chicks with no asses, black chicks with blonde tits — you get the point. They have a lot of hot bitches, and there’s surely at least one you’ll like. I liked Sierra — a blonde with big tits, a gorgeous face and a big old tattoo on her arm. I love my chicks inked up (and the big tits don’t hurt either). I also like them with cum oozing from their buttholes and a finger in there playing with it. Sierra is apparently my dream girl.
$1 trials seal the deal for this being a fantastic site. Click any link to the site here on Porny Little Devil and you can get 3 days for a buck. Then you can join with a monthly and get access to this site and about 15 others. And if you like the talent you see on this one, you’d better stock up on the grease and Kleenex, because ALL of their sites have this caliber of talent.
Very nice, graphic site. We love it.
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.drippingcumholes.com
Rod Stewart filled
The site: drilledandfilled.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: I’m a big fan of the creampie. While no one can make one quite like your grandma (trust me on that) — these guys are a close second. 9 out of 10.
You like creampies? No…not the kind that grandma makes for Thanksgiving — well, actually she makes ME these kind for Thanksgiving, but hopefully not you — I’m talking about smut videos where the guy shoots his load into the gutter slut’s naughty place, then she pushes it out and they get a close-up of it. Basically, they’re good fuck sites with all kinds of angles, etc., but at the end instead of taking one to the noggin, the bitch takes it in her baby-maker than “spits” it out. Classy!I actually lvoe these sites. I am getting tired of the mundane cum shot to the tits or face. Too predictable. They’ve been doing that shit since the 70s, man! Why? Do they have to prove to us that the guy is really cumming? I imagine he is — I generally don’t fuck hot chicks and skip the grand finale. I don’t need to see a couple of ropes of jizz strung across the girl’s face to prove it to me. I like the “danger” of cumming in a chick — will she get pregnant? Will I be the real father? Will I have to stock up on coat hangers and steel-toed boots?
If you like the ultra-sexy, blond bombshell, Barbie doll type of slut, this is a great place to kick off your pants and stay a while. There are definitely some gorgeous ones here — but make no mistake — these aren’t super star, orgasm fakers like some of the other bombshells on the internet — these sluts are dirty as fuck! What’s better than top of the line, nasty sluts?
Well, CHEAP top of the line, nasty sluts for one. How’s porn for a buck sound? Yeah — that was our answer too. These guys offer a $1 join and in addition to this fantasticular site, you get access to a shit-panty more sites for the price of one. All are very well put together, with all-original content, top shelf skanks and an aim-to-please attitude. Excellent deal.
I’m a big fan of the creampie. While no one can make one quite like your grandma (trust me on that) — these guys are a close second.
… 9 out of 10
Visit the site: www.drilledandfilled.com
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The site: ebonyinternal.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: The way I see it is this — if you like black girls, you’re set. That’s the only criteria you need, besides one dollar. If you have a dollar — even if you are starving — spend it on porn. Porn will satisfy you much more than food will. Trust me on this one. Porn all the way. 10 out of 10.
You’ve heard of cream pie videos before, right? C’mon, don’t be shy…you like to watch bitches get cummed in and then let is seep out. Anyway, this is an exclusively chocolate cream pie site — hot black chicks getting filled to the rim with baby juice. I have to admit — as far as my ball tingle meter goes, this site is one of the best.Why is that? Because I FUCKING LOVE BLACK CHICKS! You may love black chicks, but not like I do. No way. I live for ‘em. And this site? Well, let’s just say that they have me all figured out. You see — they have really, really sexy black chicks. Not these “perfect” dolls — where the fuck do you really see girls like that? They have the hot chick in the grocery store — the sexy bitch that works in the mall — they have that black chick that you see in your neighborhood all the time and fantasize about. They have that black chick that you desperately want to fuck and even leave your wife for. They have her. Go see her. And guess what — it’s a lot more affordable than a divorce…
One dollar is all you need to get things rolling here. $1.00 will get you a three day trial. I’m always amazed that some people would pass up a deal like this. If you were so poor you couldn’t afford to spend a dollar, you’d be IN the video, not watching it. If you’re turned on at all by these ebony freaks taking cum baths, why not spend a buck for three days of it? You don’t have to renew (although if you do it only costs $24.95 per month, a lower sum than many sites will charge for 30 days). I don’t know — maybe I’m a fool, but I join as many of these $1.00 three day trials as I can. And if I am a fool, I am one, ball drained, smile-on-my face, fucking fool!
Kapri was featured front and center on this site the day we visited — which is exactly where I’d leave her forever. She’s a little on the light side, with a ghetto booty and a set of lips that could suck the, ummm…suck the something out of something else that’s really hard to be sucked out of (what can I say…I drew a blank). My favorite thing about Kapri was her facial expressions — she looked like she was in sweet pain while she was getting fucked. And she probably was — considering she was wrestling a 12 inch monster. I also liked the tattoo of the Chinese symbol on her ass. I looked it up — it means “shame” in Chinese.
The way I see it is this — if you like black girls, you’re set. That’s the only criteria you need, besides one dollar. If you have a dollar — even if you are starving — spend it on porn. Porn will satisfy you much more than food will. Trust me on this one. Porn all the way.
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.ebonyinternal.com
(8.5/10)