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Dark Thrills Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Girl ya look good to me...  Back that ass up.

Girl ya look good to me... Back that ass up.

The site: darkthrills.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I really like the site. It’s not over the top glitzy and fancy. It’s professionally done, but not TOO well done, if you know what I mean. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.darkthrills.com

Does anyone else find it odd that it takes a special site to feature black chicks? I mean -when I eat, I don’t have one type of food only during one meal. I like to have a little of this and a little of that. Same with my masturbatory habits. I like to whack to a white chick for a few minutes, switch over to an Asian and then pop to a black chick. Why do I have to join so many fucking sites to accomplish this?

Well, while I await the answer, I can look at a site like Dark Thrills to get my black chick fix. It’s a pro black chick (and black dude) site. Good? Sure…but I prefer the amateur shit. It’s definitely good enough for me to empty my stones to, though.

Especially with the 3 day trial to Dark Thrills, which is only $1.00. I would pay a dollar to beat off to an Asian midget in black face, motherfuckers, so you know damn well I’ll pay a dollar for high quality black pussy getting ham-dogged by giant black cocks.

Especially to see chicks like Rayne. Rayne is a fucking black queen. Curly hair, big ass and lips that could polish a bowling ball. God damn I’d love to get my cock up in them guts.

I really like Dark Thrills. It’s not over the top glitzy and fancy. It’s professionally done, but not TOO well done, if you know what I mean.

7 ½ out of 10

Visit DarkThrills.com

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White Boy Stomp Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


white boy stomp, whiteboystomp, whiteboystomp.com

"Take your pants off and give me some reparations!"

The site: whiteboystomp.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: Very nice specialization in a very sexy network. Nothing bad at all to say about this little slice of gang sex
Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

I entered a big cock contest in Tijuana once. It was me and 3 other dudes (2 other white guys and a Puerto Rican). I came in 3rd. Turns out, the Puerto Rican was a pre-op tranny and I had 1/8 of an inch on him/her. Why do I tell you this story? Because I fucking care, okay? I fucking care about you!

Being a white boy myself, I was a little intimidated by the name of the site. It doesn’t exactly elicit an immediate boner from me when I have to think about getting my fucking ass stomped. But then I actually “looked” at the content of the site (novel idea, huh?) and realized that it was not what I had feared. This is a site that features a group of white boys fucking one black chick. Where does the stomp come in? Fuck if I know.

What you will know for sure is that these ebony chicks they have drummed up are fucking hot…period. This is obviously a novelty type niche, and sometimes sites featuring a small niche like this tend to grab whatever skeezer they can get just to fit the bill. But not these guys. They really do a great job finding chicks that you want – no NEED – to fuck.

It’s definitely a niche that flies under the radar. Even one-on-one sex with black chicks and white dudes flies under the radar – -but this is way under it. Like stealth, motherfuckers. That’s why I was pleasantly surprised to find it – well, that and the fact that a monthly membership gets you access to 50 sites in all, which is pretty dandy too.

But the biggest draw of the site has to be the one dollar fee for a 3 day trial membership. Sure, the chicks are hot – and it’s awfully nice to see a sexy sista get bone-dogged but a few dudes at once. But 72 hours of boner slicking for $1? Fuck everything else – that’s the reason I joined.

Very nice specialization in a very sexy network. Nothing bad at all to say about this little slice of gang sex.

Visit the site: www.whiteboystomp.com

7 out of 10

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

video box
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Ass Hookers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I met her once.  She didnt let me fuck her ass for money. :(

I met her once. She didnt let me fuck her ass for money. :(

The site: asshookers.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: A very nice site at an affordable and fair price. Deal with it. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.asshookers.com

And there you have it! Nothing like the title of a site telling it like it is, huh? No beating around the bush here — this is as straight forward as it gets. Ass Hookers — Hookers (a.k.a. sluts) that take it in the ass. Any questions? Good — then shut the fuck up, read this review, join the site and pull on your pecker.This will come as no surprise to anyone — we fucking love ass sex. Who doesn’t, right? Well, we REALLY love it — like we will only ass fuck a girl. Vagina sex is so last century. I bring a chick home, rip her panties down and poke my rod straight at her ass — no lube no nuthin’ If she balks, I kick her out. No if, ands, buts or talk back. I don’t even explain the situation to her. No second chances. She takes my dry cock in her shit box or she leaves. But that’s just me.

These chicks on this site would like that shit — they love them some ass fuckin’! That’s all that happens here — well, almost. These pussies that fuck these girls waste their time eating pussy, fucking vaginas, playing with dildos and fisting asses — but they eventually get to the ass fucking. There are lots of scenes and no let downs in the ass sex department.

The girls on the site are all “real” girls — that is to say that they are the amateur types. Not home videos (that would be MUCH cooler actually), but the next best thing. Amateur style ass porn. You know — I bet the Chinese are REALLY depressed that they aren’t allowed to look at shit like this!

One example of the ass hookers that they serve up here is a little angel known only to us as Nasty Blonde Slut (see her sample video on the freebies area of the site). Her parents had a lot of foresight, naming her that. She is very, very hot, and if you are like me they get a LOT hotter when they beg for a dong in the pooper. She’s a very hot blonde (think a poor man’s slutty Denise Richards). Nice, big tits and knee high black, leather boots. She gets poopered by a lengthy crank and in the end, she finishes the job with a rich and forceful crygasm. I love her.

The price = $4.95 for a three day trial membership, $29.95 for a month and $59.95 for 3 months (that’s a free month for you math idiots). Not a bad deal at all for a lot of hot chicks getting ass reamed. They have tons of videos and lots of girls. It is not an unbelievable deal like we have seen in the past, but it is certainly fair and worth the price.

A very nice site at an affordable and fair price. Deal with it.

Visit the site: www.asshookers.com

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Ass Like That Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

"See? I told you I could shit standing up!"

The site: asslikethat.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $24.88/month (recurring)

The verdict: PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asslikethat.com

Looking amazingly like the cast from A Different World, we are simply amazed at the level of talent here. Light skinned and anxious to please. Whitney never got plowed doggy style on screen but you can find her big-assed equivalent in the full video featuring Ice LaFox.

Did the curly-haired hippy chick from that show do it for you? Check out Star Armani. She is a dick sucking dead ringer.

Sure, if one looks hard enough it’s easy to find fairly cute ethnic chicks to take a rod on camera. What about that something extra that sets this site apart from the rest? The site name demands these beauties are endowed with a tremendous bubble butt and they deliver. Fabulous mounds are abound, yo. Better yet, I don’t recall seeing any of these girls on any other site.

The site updates its exclusive, downloadable content every week and with your subscription you also get access to all of the sites listed on allexclusivepass.com. Not a bad deal for $24.88 (the trial is only $2.95)

PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys (see roundandbrown.com). It just seems a tad fresher.

Visit the site: www.asslikethat.com

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Ass Parade Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I love a parade.

The site: assparade.com

The price:$4.95 trial $23.95 month

The verdict: For lovers of the SERIOUS thick ass (not a cute little bubble squeezed into size-5 jeans — we’re talking about lovely but massive ass cheeks — pure thickness from head to toe), Assparade has no equal that we know of. And the Bang Bros turn them out by the dozen — it’s amazing. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.assparade.com

Everyone loves a parade, right? Absolutely, especially when it is an ass parade.

This BangBros site caters to those men who like the badonka-donk asses! You either like ‘em or you hate ‘em, there is no in between. If you like them, then the BangBros have a pretty nice collection for you to use on this site. Not unlike boobsquad, assparade is a specialty site that offers the juciest asses they can find. The difference between this site and many of the other BangBros sites is that all of the girls are not skinny, super model types. That is not to say that they are overweight or fat. Every one of the women that we saw on this site is very attractive and not a bit fat. They just happen to have big, plump asses, and also happen to like to get fucked on camera.

The other obovious difference in this site is that there are many more black and latino women than many of the other BangBros sites. This could be to cater to the audience or simply because that is who they found with the proper criteria for the site. Either way, it does offer a refreshing change from the other nearly all-white sites. Although the site has its fair share of white girls with thumping asses, there are also a lot of beautiful black and latinos girls with plenty of junk in the trunk.

Finally, the Bros do a great job in getting the most out of these plump asses. The camera angles are made to accentuate the bubble butts. They are also sure to have each girl repeatedly shake and wiggle their ass, to give the audience what they want. Overall, they do a very fine job highlighting what the guys in this market came to see.

For lovers of the SERIOUS thick ass (not a cute little bubble squeezed into size-5 jeans — we’re talking about lovely but massive ass cheeks — pure thickness from head to toe), Assparade has no equal that we know of. And the Bang Bros turn them out by the dozen — it’s amazing. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.assparade.com

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Tiny’s Black Adventures Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Is a Fantastic Voyage the same as a Black Adventure?

Is a Fantastic Voyage the same as a Black Adventure?

The site: tinysblackadventures.com

The price: $4.95, $29.98/month (recurring)

The verdict: Another likeable aspect of this site is that they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens to be black. You wont find a bunch of “yo, yo, yos” or “shizzlemcnizzles” here. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

Free Explicit Movie Clips:
Movie Gallery 1
Movie Gallery 2
Movie Gallery 3

To join, click here:www.tinysblackadventures.com

Ha ha. This Tiny character isn’t tiny at all. Boy howdy, some of these websites are so clever and original with their names! Lolrotflmfao! ROXOR even. <sarcasm off>

Really, Tiny is a scary dude with a javelin for a dick. Think Lamar’s specially modified, aerodynamically enhanced throwing tool from the original Revenge of the Nerds with foreskin and a talent for screwin’. I was actually apprehensive about watching this bastard stick that thing in a woman.

My apprehension ended pretty quickly. He’s very skilled.

Tiny’s adventure start out with a female producer/director interviewing the hood rat du jour. Pretty standard questioning here, but having a female setting the mood and easing these girls’ obviously frazzled nerves is a nice touch. Another plus – When the producer asks the girls “do you know why you’re here?”  They almost always reply with a giggly “Tiny” or a raspy “I’m here to fuck”. Hell yeah! I love a straightforward site without a convoluted “reality” spin.

And these girls, man, these girls are something. You’ll find light skinned, dark skinned, thick and thin Nubian sisters. They’re all black and are all uniquely sexy. After the producer has established a repartee, they are ready to break out of the gates full throttle. They take Tiny’s dick without a hint of protest. Hell, these babes love that ebony rod and it shows. Either they are talented, Oscar caliber actresses or they are genuinely getting off.

Another likeable aspect of this site is that they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens to be black.

I’m off to hire a woman to be my wingman. It obviously works like a charm and I doubt I’ll be able to grow a javelin dick by the weekend.

8.0

Visit the site: www.tinysblackadventures.com

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Thick Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Thick or fat?  Depends on ethnicity

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

The site: thickcoeds.com

The price: $4.99 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule! 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.thickcoeds.com

First impression: It looks like some horny eighth grader who likes black girls made a site to pleasure himself and to show off to his friends. Thick Coeds is a supposedly serious, but in reality humorous look at big bootys and ebony babes!

But that is kind of why we like it. It is almost a throwback website, looking like it was made in the ’70s or something. Now, the ladies are not bad at all and all of them are very amateur. They are all thick, but that is why you are checking out this review, right? I mean, who are you trying to fool — you clicked on the link that said “ThickCoeds,” right? Got ya…

The maker of the site says he is sick and tired of the skinny model types that are in other sites and on TV and movies. He made his own site to feature real ladies with curves and some meat on their bones. And does he ever. He puts ads in the paper and waits for them to come knocking…and they come in droves. He has LOTS of amateur pictures and videos of thick girls with thick asses and floppy, fat tits.

Be forewarned, however, that you are not going to get a bunch of hardcore, at least not on this site. When you join ($4.99 for 2 days and $39.99 per month) you also get free access to 12 other hardcore sites. That is great, except many of the girls on HTOS sites are the type that the maker of this site hates…but we liked them so fuck it! And as far as the videos on this site itself — you will get big ladies shaking their rumps and doing dances with their clothes off. And they can shake that thang if you know what we mean!

To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule!

Visit the site: www.thickcoeds.com

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