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Thick Black Hookers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3
The site: thickblackhookers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a monthThe verdict: Pretty nice site for black chicks with big asses. Not terribly original, but at this point my balls are deep purple, so I could give a fuck. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.thickblackhookers.com

I wonder if there’s some sort of home for black chicks born with tiny, bony asses? Some sort of ass orphanage, if you will – for otherwise perfectly fine women that have been shunned by society for their lack of an acceptable Onyun. I should make one of them. I am all for a juicy backyard, but I’d still fuck the shit out of an ass-less black gal.No mistaking what this site is about, huh? Thick Black Hookers. I’ll have 3, please!

High quality, near HD bitches with asses so big they have to have a bench seat in their cars. After reading that, look into your underpants and see if there is any reaction. If Spanky is twitching like a dying worm, you might be very interested in what this site has to offer. Lots of sexy ass black chicks getting F-U-C-K-E-D! (not sure why I spelled that out like that – it just felt right).

Go check out Kira and report back to me – think of it as sort of a book report, but for whores. Kira is a black chick with an ass that could stop a locomotive dead on the tracks. The bitch has an attitude, too – and I like that shit a lot. She has damn near 20 minutes of long-dong wrangling – and a good chunk of that time is spent with a Jimmy right up in that phat ass of hers.

What I want to know is, if these REALLY are hookers, how much would I have to drop to get up in their shit? Like Kira, for example – I’d pay a good sum of money to get Li’l Whitey up in her guts. How much are you going for these days, Kira? How about a discount for this rave review of your ass and fuck skills?

Since Kira will probably never read this and answer me, I will have to go the same route as the rest of you and slick off to her videos instead. ONE fucking dollar is all you need to do that, as you can get 3 whole days for that amount. It’s true. It was in that stimulus bill that the prez was crowing about. And stimulating it is.

Pretty nice site for black chicks with big asses. Not terribly original, but at this point my balls are deep purple, so I could give a fuck.

7.5 out of 10

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Big Booty Online Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Snappertastic

Snappertastic

The site: bigbootyonline.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: Decent amateur-type site, a little steep on the price. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bigbootyonline.com

Well, they definitely have a catch line for this one. “Witness the52″ ass!” is says as you enter the site. Holy shit! 52 inches! Wait…is that big? We guess it is big — but what does that mean? Is it 52 inches in diameter? Or 52 inches from one hip, around the ass to the other hip? Maybe it is 52 inches deep. That is the one we are rooting for! Big Booty Online is an unabashed collection of ethnic girls with slammin’ asses. They promise thousands of photos of ebony and Latina babes, full-length downloadable movies, VHS/DVDs for purchase and rare ebony stap-on phreaks. We have no idea where that last teaser came from– but that is what the site says! You can also buy all fo the Big&Black series, a DVD series dedicated to the asses that you crave (that is PHAT asses in case you were not sure).

The site itself is very amateurish…and that can be both good and bad. We kind of liked it, because it had a professional set-up and feel, but then when you got to the pictures and videos it was obvious that the models AND the guys on the other side of the camera were not pros, and if they were they had not been for very long (or they were not very good at it, one of the two).

It is also important to know that the videos and photos are NOT hardcore. Instead, they are each of a girl who is shaking her thang, and that is basically it. They sometimes show their snatch and fuck around with it a little bit — but that is about it. They are very good videos and these asses are something to behold, but if you are looking for hardcore this is not the place to find it.

The membership fee is $4.95 for a two day trial and $39.99 for a monthly fee after that. If you are REALLY into these big asses, then that is a decent price. If you are a casual fan, then that is too high. They videos are good and the asses are superb, but come on…that is a little steep from where we sit.

Decent amateur-type site, a little steep on the price.

Visit the site: www.bigbootyonline.com

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Big Booty Club Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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Bladow!!

The site: bigbootyclub.com

The price:$9.99 trial, $34/month (recurring)

The verdict: We love the effort from Maurice and the fellas. We would encourage everyone to try to make a porn site at one time in their lives. Keep trying, Maurice…you’re getting there! 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigbootyclub.com

We really liked this site, but in the way that you like the retarded kid that keeps hanging out at school even though he is 27 years old and has no reason the be there. It is funny and cute, and serves a purpose, but it surely isn’t the most well done site that we have been to. The Big Booty Club, for those of you morons that cannot figure it out, is a niche site for guys who like ghetto bootys. And there are some thunderous asses on this site, no doubt about it. These chicks, who answered local ads in the newspaper, are packing some serious junk in their trunks.

The reason that we loved this site, and also the reason that it does NOT look all that great, is the fact that this is a true, true amateur site. Not only the models, but the people running the site as well(apparently anyway). You can tell when you first visit that there areno frills and no fancy things — just a lot of ass and that is all. Normally we would criticize a site that looked cheap and unprofessional, but this one has charm and charisma and we kind of like it! Besides the text looking amateurish, Maurice, the owner of the site, admits that this is just shot in his own house, and there is no doubting that. He gets these girls with ENORMOUS asses to come in and strip down and get photoed and videoed. HE does it right there without even trying to make it look too professional. We think that gives it a nice amateur feel and it actually enhances to likeability of the site.

The videos themselves are very well done, at least as far as the lighting and the amateur look. There is not a whole lot to them, though. They are not fucking and sucking. Most of the girls that Maurice gets are strippers and, although they look good and their asses are slammin’, they are not there to fuck and suck, which is a shame. We would LOVE to see Maurice’s big old cock go up in a few of these asses!

The membership fee is $9.99 for a two day trial or $34.00 per month. We think they are a little proud of their product, considering it is shot in some dude’s basement. The other side to that coin is that these are very good amateur photos of a small niche, so it may be worth it to you if you are into the ghetto bootys. Plus, to buy the videos on DVD or VHS is an extra fee. The GOOD NEWS is that you also get access to about12 other site with your membership, all of which are different types of Ebony sites. That is probably the thing that makes it worthwhile to us.

We love the effort from Maurice and the fellas. We would encourage everyone to try to make a porn site at one time in their lives. Keep trying, Maurice…you’re getting there!

Visit the site: www.bigbootyclub.com

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Big Ebony Mamas Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Mama gonna show you what's up

Mama gonna show you what's up

The site: bigebonymamas.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Did I miss anything? Hundreds of videos of large black women at a price cheaper than the food you ate yesterday. Nope — that about sums it up. Join. Now. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigebonymamas.com

I have a confession to make — I always wanted to fuck Nell Carter. Remember that bitch from Gimme a Break? The one that puts the vacuum cleaner in the fish tank on the show intro – -yeah that big, fat black chick. She gave me a boner every time she put that gigantic apron around her huge gut and tits. OH — and that “Roz” bitch from Night Court too! I wanted to stick her badge on my chest and then baton-rape her while that Bull Shannon fingered her ass. Ohhh kaayyyyy…just me, huh?Yeah right, you fucking liars. I know you like big black bitches because you are reading a review for Big Ebony Mamas, and if they were anything in this world, they were that! And there are dozens and dozens of women on this site cut from that exact same mold. Big, beautiful and motherfucking black! And with tits the size of body pillows. I love black chicks — and especially big ones. Why? Mind your own fucking business — it’s probably for the same reason you do, asshole!.

And this site has all of the bells and whistles. They have thousands of pictures (which I don’t care a whole lot about — who looks at pictures anymore, when you’ve got video to watch?). They have hundreds of full-length videos. They have live chat with big, black women 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They have bonus content in the way of exotic stories, XXX games, e-zines and more. Oh — and they have over 50 additional sites that are included with your paid membership!

And because it’s a site brought to you by the PimpRoll organization — yeah, you know what I’m about to say, don’t you — you get a 3 day trial membership for $2.99. Fucking peanuts. And a regular monthly membership is only $24.95. Twenty-five bucks a month for a shit-ton of big, black chicks? Fuck The Man! He ain’t keepin’ us down no more!

Did I miss anything? Hundreds of videos of large black women at a price cheaper than the food you ate yesterday. Nope — that about sums it up. Join. Now.

Visit the site: www.bigebonymamas.com

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Big Butt Black Teens Sample Photo

All it's missing is a boner hanging out of it!

The site: bigbuttblackteens.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Decent booty site. Not anything that will change your life, unless your life isn’t worth a fuck, but nice to frig to, nonetheless. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigbuttblackteens.com

I believe that the legendary Anthony Ray, also known as Sir Mix-a-Lot, said it best when he said, “I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face…you get sprung…”also adding that, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun.”

Ahhh, Sir Mix-a-Lot. A gentleman, but more importantly, a scholar. If he wasn’t constantly fucking hot chicks and instead had to resort to internet porn for his release like you do, Sir Mix would have his cock covered in lube and his computer screen covered in rivers of shame and spent tadpoles if he ran across this site. And since you aren’t a superstar rapper who gets more pussy than a speculum, you need to check this site out if you like a loose caboose.

My favorite chick on this site, and possibly in my top 10 of all under 21 black chicks, is India. India obviously takes good care of herself and is not some gutter whore like you see so often in internet porn. She is a very cute gal, with long, curly hair and a roomy trunk. She also wore knee high stockings, which get me hard every time. You could stick a pair of those fuckers on George Burns’ corpse and I would get a chubby. Anyway – India is cute as shit and naughty to boot. Watch her get fucked from every geometric angle imaginable.

$1.00 will get you a day of this site, then you can stay on and get about a dozen sites for around the standard $30 per month. There is more than one site that features black chicks, so if you are reading this review because that is your big fetish- you are in luck.

Decent booty site. Not anything that will change your life, unless your life isn’t worth a fuck, but nice to frig to, nonetheless.

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigbuttblackteens.com

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Black-Jelly Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Black Jelly Sample Photo

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

The site: black-jelly.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Me likey the jibbly asses. Count me in. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here: www.black-jelly.com

Have you fellers ever used jelly to lube up your fun stick? I do it all the time. Smuckers Boysenberry is my fave, but I also frequently use Polaner concord grape preserves. The grape is a little stickier, but it creates a funky kind of friction that feels real good-like. Plus, my cat loves the taste of my balls when they’re covered in grape preserves.I had no idea what this site was about going into it. I thought maybe they were covering themselves with KY and rolling around in spider webs (what – you’ve never done that?). Or maybe they were chicks getting fucked while wearing Jelly shoes. Turns out “jelly” refers to a big, jiggly, black ass. Who knew?

I love a big, black ass on a woman. Especially a black woman. I love to sink my throbbing boner so far up into them that I get a little scared that it may never come back. I haven’t had one in person for a while, so this site is going to do just fine to tide me over until I can talk a big-assed gal into letting me slip my thang up in her colon. There are tons of videos of the big asses getting fuck hammered.

Favorites? Well, Candice Nicole was on the top of my list. Calling her gorgeous is an understatement. She could be a model, if she would take time away from engulfing cocks long enough to apply. One of her scenes here finds her fucking a guy that looks a lot like Bill Bellamy. She can ride it like a jockey.

The stats are as follows: 1,186 videos, 53,098 photos, exclusive content, updates daily, no fake tits, no rubbers, high def, downloadable and $30 per month (or less, the longer you join). Not a bad deal. And add to it about 15 other sites that come free with the join. All are nice, HD sites – many of which are also ebony sites.

Me likey the jibbly asses. Count me in.

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.black-jelly.com

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Black Bang Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Black Bang Sample Photo

Bang!

The site: blackbang.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: Not too bad, not too great. A decent site and a great network. Worth the join, but will not take home any awards! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here: www.blackbang.com

These sistas be smokin’! There is nothing clever about this one –just in your face, black bitches getting pummeled by brothers who are packing some serious heat! If that is what you like, then here it is!

This does not seem to be an interracial site either. While they may have some interracial videos that we just did not come across, the ones that we saw were all black. We are happy at that, since we often times see a supposed “black” site, but when it comes down to it just the chicks or the guys are black, and it is really an interracial site. We are glad that they deliver what they advertised!

This is your typical mega-site with over 5,000video clips and 200,000 pictures. It is hard for us to believe that we are about to say this, but for a mega-site it is sort of small. That is what this business has come to — 5,000 clips and 200,000 pictures is kind of small! Amazing. That is not to say that you will not be satisfied, as that is still an amount that will last forever with the updates AND the network, which we will talk about momentarily.

Fuck it — we will talk about it now. When you pay $29.92 to join this site on a monthly basis, you also get access to SIXTY additional sites. Six-Zero! Now you see what we mean by never running out! Of course they are not ALL ebony sites, but more than this one are, which means that you really will never run out! It is a great deal no doubt, but if you are still a little hesitant, try the 3 day trial for only$1.00!

Not too bad, not too great. A decent site and a great network. Worth the join, but will not take home any awards!

6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackbang.com

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Black Beach Videos Website Reviews

by The Devil (admin)

Black? Check. Beach? Check!

The site: blackbeachvideos.com

The price:$9.99 trial, $34.00/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not a bad informational site with some extras like big black asses and some ebony pussy 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.blackbeachvideos.com

Finally, a porn site that is useful for more than just a jerk off. Black Beach Videos is a site that is dedicated to BIG asses, but it also gives you information on where to find such asses, were you to go looking. Read along, kids. This is kind of the ghetto booty version of girls going wild/spring break fever/coed spring breakers. They have listings of upcoming events that are very, very likely to attract the most bodacious of the bootys, like the Black Beach Event, Black College Reunion, Kappa Beach Party and Black Bike Week. There are several more events listed for the members as well.

Aside from the listings, they also have a lot of pictures and videos of the girls that frequent the places listed. They have videos and pictures from years past to entice you to join them this year at these same events. Sounds good to us. And just like the little white college girls in their element, these ebony baby dolls like to show it off when they get some boozes in them. The difference is that these freaks have a LOT more to show off than those other girls.

The downside to the site is that, as with most any site of this type, the videos and pictures are very amateur. That is, of course, because they are taken by amateurs at amateur events with amateur cameras and amateur lighting…what’d you expect?

The membership fee for a 2 day trial is only $9.99 but the monthly membership will run you a steep $34.95. The good news about that higher price is that you also get access to 12 similar sites and their content. While this particular site is basically void of anything hardcore, some of the other sites have hardcore content, so the steep price is really for a lot more than they offer on just this one site.

Not a bad informational site with some extras like big black asses and some ebony pussy.

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackbeachvideos.com

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Black Butt Babes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Black Butt Babes Sample Photo

FUCKING HIT HER!

The site: blackbuttbabes.com

The price: $1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: Nothing to stand out in our memories forever, but good enough to join. The 60 plus sites make this one of the largest and cheapest networks that we have seen.  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.blackbuttbabes.com

We have done MANY sites about black butts, big booty black girls, badonka donk asses and junk in the trunk. We think that we have gone through every possible joke, song and stereotype about a black girl’s ass. We are tapped out. This is a good place to find nice looking black chicks with nice looking black asses!

Black Butt Babes is a super-sized site with your typical thousands of video clips of black girls getting pounded and tens to hundreds of thousands of still shots of basically the same thing. There is enough material on this site to quench your black-ass thirst for quite sometime — and with the additional sites that are a part of this deal you will never run out (more on that in a moment).

The talent level? Seems pretty god damned good to us! Lots of hot black girls (some not so hot too, but that comes with the territory of having thousands of pics and clips). The videos are all well done and they even mention on their site that they do not fuck around with “shitty” amateur photos (we do not necessarily share their disdain for amateurs, but we know what they mean).

Now to the best part– the network. Black Butt Babes is one of over SIXTY sites that you get when you pay a monthly fee of only $29.92 per month. That is less than $0.50 per month for each site, when you break it down! We have seen few better deals than that. And if you are ONLY into the black chicks, then you still will have a lot of material here — there are several black girl sites among those 60 plus sites!

Nothing to stand out in our memories forever, but good enough to join. The 60 plus sites make this one of the largest and cheapest networks that we have seen.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackbuttbabes.com

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Black Creamy Pies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Mmmmmm...tastes like licorice.

The site: blackcreamypies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: Black pussies filled with white cum. See? We CAN all just get along. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.blackcreamypies.com

I would have called this one Chocolate Cream Pies, but maybe that was already taken. In any event, you know exactly what you’re looking at here, just from the title — black chicks getting slammed, cummed in and abused. Then they spit the cum out of their puss holes for the crowds to oooh and aaah over. Clean up and go home, beatch!If you like cream pie sites — a phenomenon that is growing across the net — this one’s a dandy. It’s also one of many other sites you’ll get when you join this network — but more on that in a moment. The vids on this site are all original, all full of HOT brown sugas, and all sporting some of the best creampie scenes available.

Let’s talk a little about the ladies. This is not a site full of amateur crack whores, so if you’re looking for that, go elsewhere. It’s also not a site for the super model/super star perfect looking chicks. Again, if that is your thing, we can appreciate it, so head back to our Ebony or Interracial page and check out some of those. This one has real chicks that are real hot. Let me elaborate…

Caprice was one sexy honey. Fucking phenomenal body — small waist, smaller tits, hot face and then…POW!!! An ass that goes from 0 to 60 in 1.5 seconds. Adorned with tattoos, no less. And her lips…ohhhhhh those lips. She could suck the marrow out of a cow femur. I have no idea what the hell that means…sorry about that. Let’s just say she sucks a mean dick. She has an ever so slight amount of hair around her pussy hole — a different look that we really liked. She gets fucked by a white dude, who was ironically hung like a black dude, and he fills her up like O.J’s hand in a glove.

Now about the network — this is one of 34 total sites that you get when you join this (or when you join any of the others of course). There are several themes, and many other sites that feature black girls — since it appears that is your thing. There are also several other type sites, so you can branch out as well. The price? $4.97 for a 3 day trial, =$29.95 for a month and if you want to pre-pay for 90 days (which you’ll probably need to get through all of the content), it is only $59.95 (that’s one free month Einstein)!

Black pussies filled with white cum. See? We CAN all just get along.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackcreamypies.com

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