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Round and Brown Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Yeah, you know your ass is fat, :)

Yeah, you know your ass is PHAT!

The site: roundandbrown.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: If you like black chicks (and obviously you do, or you wouldn’t be here), Round & Brown gets our highest rating. Dozens of the finest black asses you’ll ever see on a computer screen, all getting ravaged by huge dicks. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.roundandbrown.com

I like big butts…and I cannot lie! Sir Mix-a-Lot would shit his pants if he saw this site!

Kudos to the NastyDollars gang for this one! Big black bootys in your face. These sistas get hammered from the front, side and rear, and finished off with a big ol’ load right on their bangin’ bubble asses. Then, for good measure, the booty slayer has them shake that ass around while it is till covered in cum.

All of the girls begin their set with a good close-up rump shakin’ If you are on this site, that is exactly what you are looking for. The natural progression takes place and they get fucked…really hard. There is some very nice fuck scenes in these videos. Watching those plump asses bounce and jiggle while their twats are being filled with man meat is second to none.

Although it is not billed as such, this site is mainly interracial as well, giving you 2 fetishes for the price of one. More than one video features The Hunter of MILF Hunter fame. He really gets around, which is fine with us because he brings fast-paced, hard core fucking to the table every time!

We have seen many sites featuring black girls with thumping asses, and this one ranks right up there with the best. Very high quality–but real–girls and lots of focus on the asses themselves, not just the fucking. In spite of that, the fucking remains top notch.

If you like black chicks (and obviously you do, or you wouldn’t be here), Round & Brown gets our highest rating. Dozens of the finest black asses you’ll ever see on a computer screen, all getting ravaged by huge dicks. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.roundandbrown.com

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Raw Black Amateurs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Shit's about to get raw!

The site: rawblackamateurs.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Good if you like grainy, amateur-type footage, bad if you like high dollar productions of white chicks. You make the call. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.rawblackamateurs.com

I wonder what kind of faces Condoleezza Rice makes when she’s getting ass fucked? Do you think she only fucks women, or likes Buck dicks too? I bet she swings both ways. I was hoping to see her on this site, Raw Black Amateurs — you know she has to blow off steam and get laid somewhere…why not here? She’d be great for this site. But alas…no sign of her.

That’s okay — as much as I liked to see her face while she gets boned, she wouldn’t fuck as good as most of the chicks on this site do, I bet. These bitches get a lot more practice, and it shows. Raw Black Amateurs is just that — raw footage of black dames getting pooned by black dudes. The scenes are complete with a plaid couch, wood paneling and desk lamp lighting.

Honestly, this isn’t my favorite black amateur site — not even close. It’s not horrible, but it leaves a lot to be desired. A lot of the chicks here are bottom of the barrel crack whores. The setting is as trashy as it gets — below standards even for amateurs. But on the upside, no one fucks harder than a desperate woman, and these skanks are about as desperate as they come.

Another upside is the cost to join and the network you get when you join. It’s only $1.00 for a free trial, so even though it’s not the greatest site ever, it’s only a fucking dollar — splurge, you tight ass. Hell, I’d pay a dollar to watch the ugliest bitch in the world get a good rogering. And the best part is that when you join, you also get access to a shitload of their other sites, so you can pretend you joined one of them instead.

Good if you like grainy, amateur-type footage, bad if you like high dollar productions of white chicks. You make the call.

Visit the site: www.rawblackamateurs.com

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Rap Video Auditions Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

This is obviously not a Will Smith video

The site: rapvideoauditions.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A good ebony site with hot women and great sex. Good original content. 7.5 out of 10 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.rapvideoauditions.com

Ahh, the age old trick of name dropping is well proven to get you laid and that is what the boys at rapvideoauditions.com counted on in coming up with the premise for this site. They “trick” unsuspecting, young and beautiful black girls into fucking them by saying they are holding tryouts for certain big name rap stars’ videos. We are not sure how Jay-Z, Nelly and L’il John feel about their names being used to get some “rich” white guys laid, but hey…all is fair in porn and war…right?

The setting is your classic “pick up a stranger on the street and fuck her” story. Are these girls really straight off the street with no prior knowledge of this? Probably not. How do we know? Well, we really don’t but we are pretty sure when we see 2 white guys in a Mercedes purportedly driving in South Central Los Angeles and picking up young black women off the streets. We never saw them encounter any problems, even when they tried to pick up girls in their Mercedes in the area of Florence and Normandie (the site of the infamous white truck driver beating in the 1992 riots).

On the other hand, anything is possible. When some of these girls get to the studio they really do a damn good job of seeming to be int eh dark about everything and shy too…so it is not exactly 100% clear on the genuineness of the claims. After all, P.T. Barnum (who said “A sucker is born every minute”) died a rich man.

In any event, they tell these girls that they are with _______________ (insert name of famous rapper here). With promises of fame and riches, these girls come to the studio for an “audition,” and get a lot more than that. The old bait and switch occurs and each and every girl falls for it and ends up taking a cock at the audition and never getting to meet the mega star. The premise is somewhat tired, as there are countless sites out there with the same idea. This site adds a colorful twist by taking in only black girls. We find some of the ideas a little stereotypical (one girl needs money to get her boyfriend out of jail), but in the end these sexy ladies get fucked and assuredly get paid for it, so everyone is happy. Especially us, since this is a collection of some of the very finest black women that we have seen on the web. Obviously, in order to make the girls believe they are really wanted to star in a rap video they have to be sexy, right?

Decide for yourself. Join rapvideoauditions.com You can get a Mega Site pass for this and many other sites for one month for $24.95. If we are right about the false set ups, then at least you can still enjoy some of the hottest black chicks on the internet getting dicked down. If we are wrong, you can say, “I told you so,” and THEN enjoy some of the hottest black chicks on the internet getting fucked. Either way you come out a winner!

A good ebony site with hot women and great sex. Good original content. 7.5 out of 10 … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.rapvideoauditions.com

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Phat Booty Hunter Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

They found one!

It's comin' right for us! Shoot it!

The site: phatbootyhunter.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Pretty good site for big assed ebony lovers. That means you. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.phatbootyhunter.com

Once a year, sometime around the autumnal equinox, I like to seek out the biggest, phattest, brownest, roundest ass that I can possibly find, then get on top of it and stick my unexcitingly average-sized white cock as deep inside that chocolate love hole as I can possibly fit it. Then repeat until I ‘gasm. I call it “dropping the tic tac into the pumpkin”.

If I had access to the phat bootys that these motherscratchers have here at Phat Booty Hunter, I may do that shit a lot more often. Like every day. You see, these horny fuckers have more videos of big black asses than I have of your Mom chugging stranger cock. And considering I have paid for my cars, homes and all the other shit I own from the videos your Mom has made -suffice it to say these dudes have a lot of content.

There’s a little too much of the stereotype shit here like many other ebony sites – but at least it’s not a bunch of thugs trying to lure a white girl to a den of inequity, or trying to steal a car, or any of the countless other things I have seen on the web.

Want to see a fucking piece of artwork? Check out Nautica, a light skinned chick that gets punished by a dick longer than a Tolstoy novel. Her nipples looks like delicious, crispy slices of high-end pepperoni against the backdrop of slightly chocolaty milk. Her puffy pussy is slightly bearded, resembling the mouth of a tanned Fred Durst. Despite my ridiculous comparisons, it’s safe to say that she’s hotter than anything your dick has ever come near. Great scene from Nautica here.

$5 will get you a trial membership. You also get about 50 free sites when you join this fucker full time. I want to take that deal, wrap a $5 bill around my cock and shove it up the ass of the ALL of the politicians who fucked up the economy for us. Take THAT weak dollar! Then I want to cum on the small of their backs…just, because, you know…that shit’s hot.

Pretty good site for big assed ebony lovers. That means you.

Visit the site: www.phatbootyhunter.com

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Pornstarxs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

pornstarxs
The site: pornstarxs.com
The price:$24.95 a month, $59.40 for 6 monthsThe verdict: Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarxs.com

Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com

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Phat Booty Hoes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Coconut oil candles

"You ain't takin' off shit until I see the cash!"

The site: phatbootyhoes.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Top notch talent, much focus on the right things and great, clear videos. If you’re an ass man — and really, who isn’t — you will NOT be disappointed. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.phatbootyhoes.com

No mystery to this one, butt lovers — Phat Booty Hoes is what they call it and that’s what it is — PHAT! One of our favorite ass sites from one of our favorite networks. This site – -and this network, does excellent work on bringing you exactly the fetish that you want to see. If they say you’re gonna get phat bootys — take it to the bank. And the chicks — top notch.

Although mainly filled with black gals, there are also some Latina chicas on this one as well. We have not seen nearly enough Latina sites dedicated to big asses — so it is nice to see a few featured here. You take a chick of any skin color, throw a gigantic ass on her and we’ll get the popcorn and you meet us there with the lube. We like the meaty asses — and obviously you do too or you would not be in the 2nd paragraph of a review of a site called Phat Booty Hoes unless, of course, you are completely square and have no clue what “phat” or “booty” means. In that case, give them a try — we think you’ll be pleased.

Dynasty was our gal here — and we like to pretend she pronounces her name Dy-NASTY — because that’s what she is — a nasty hoe! In a good way, of course. Dynasty was a very cute girl — lighter-skinned, long, braided hair, devilish smile and an Onion that’ll make any ass lover cry. She’s 18, which means she’s young, dumb and, in this case, her chin is covered in cum. We loved the way her ass jiggled like Santa’s belly while she was getting fucked — very good camera work and obviously they have a hell of a talent scout. Nice job, fellers!

How much? How much? You fuckers are always worried about the price, aren’t you? Well, this time you have nothing to worry about. You see, you can join this one for less than $30 per month ($29.95) — but you also get access to THIRTY-THREE additional sites — many of them are booty sites too! Very good network, here. You can give it a three day trial run for $4.97 if you’re skeptical, but that will easily calm your fears…trust us on this one. Absolutely fantastic booty site.

Top notch talent, much focus on the right things and great, clear videos. If you’re an ass man — and really, who isn’t — you will NOT be disappointed.

Visit the site: www.phatbootyhoes.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Chocolate Milk Juggs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Chocolate Milk Juggs!

Take THAT Nesquik bunny!

The site: chocolatemilkjuggs.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: All in all a very nice fetish site. For most people, tits are better when they’re bigger — and very few are bigger than the ones you’ll find here. And no one can sport a set of huge tits like a pretty little brown suga. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.chocolatemilkjuggs.com

Do you love big, black, juicy, slick and sweaty titties? We’re not talking small, medium or even large black tits – we’re talking Nell Carter from “Gimme a Break” tits — big ole’ swingers! Well, of course the answer is yes, you do love them. Good, because we have a spectacular place for you to see countless pairs of floppy, squeezy, jiggly, BLACK titties at Chocolate Milk Jugs.

We like sites like this that cater to specific desires, in this case colossal black titties (pretty specific we think). We like these sites because there is so much more to be excited about than just the fucking. We know that they make people with that specific fetish much happier than just some other horny guy looking to watch some sweaty fucking — and we like happy, horny people.

So…about this particular fetish site…Chocolate Milk Jugs is very well done — good chicks, good video and most importantly, great detail =and care is taken to be sure that plenty of titty time is given to each chick.

Carmen was our favorite little honey that we found here. She had a staggering set of fun bags, a sexy face and she could suck the stripes off a zebra. We also think we’re going to start calling her Crisco — because she got some serious fat in the can. In this particular scene, she gets all greased up with baby oil, as the camera spends a lot of time featuring her super sized tits. Good work by the crew to really get them up close and personal. She also gets fucked like a plastic fuck doll and gets those big titties covered in cum.

So how much do you pay for a plethora of gigantic choco-tits? How’s $4.97 for a three day trial sound? Strange, right — why not $5.00 even? Anywho — less than $5 for three days is pretty decent, and the deal gets sweeter when you get a FULL membership for $29.97 for 30 days (or $59.95 for 90 days). That’s because you also get access to an additional 33 sites — for fucking free. All kinds of sites too — a hell of a variety. Can’t beat it with a stick.

All in all a very nice fetish site. For most people, tits are better when they’re bigger — and very few are bigger than the ones you’ll find here. And no one can sport a set of huge tits like a pretty little brown suga.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.chocolatemilkjuggs.com

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Ebony Dymes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Braces on teeth = cute. Braces on legs = not cute.

The site: ebonydymes.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Nice collection of ebony videos. No original content, but many, many videos available for download. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.ebonydymes.com

What the hell is an ebony dyme? Go to this site to find out. As a matter of fact, you can learn a lot of things at ebonydymes.com, not the least of which is how to lay a good fuckin’ on a hot sista!

Black chicks are freaks in the sack, plain and simple. They like it hard and they like is fast. They know what they want and they aren’t afraid to tell you — no DEMAND of you — exactly what that is and how to do it. They are not shy. Why beat around the bush (no pun intended) when you can grab the back of his head, thrust his mouth onto your pussy and say, “Eat that shit until I come motherfucker!!!!”

Not true for all? Of course not, but that is what we gather from this site. These are extremely sexy black chicks who take charge and go to town on these men. They do not want to be petted. They do not want to be caressed. They want to get fucked good and hard. They want to cum or else…and THAT is what we LOVE about this site.

There are many series available here, from “My Baby Got Back” to “Chocolate Cream Pie.” Our favorite is “Gimmee Some Butt,” involving some hardcore ass fucking of hot black sistas. Each series in excess of 100 minutes, some going over 2 hours long. There are 37 titles, so you do the math. In our math book that equals a shit load of sexy black girls getting laid and having hot orgasms. All for $24.95 per month. And you thought that taking math in school wouldn’t pay off!?!?!

Nice collection of ebony videos. No original content, but many, many videos available for download. …

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonydymes.com


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Ebony Cum Dumps Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

cum dump isnt a nice term for such a lovely lady

Oscar the Snatch

The site: ebonycumdumps.com

The price:

The verdict: This site wasn’t quite as extreme as the others on this network, but it was definitely more so than mainstream hardcore. It was still very much worth the money and we enjoyed it immensely. Another great site . 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.ebonycumdumps.com

What’s in a name? Everything, if you are talking about Ebony CumDumps! Because what it is called is exactly what you get…ebony hotties getting cum dumped into their faces by the gallon, all by a few white boys from Jersey!

If you are familiar with Facial Abuse, Sperm Suckers or Ghetto Gaggers, then you have either heard of this site or at least already have an idea of what this site is all about, as it is a partner site with those others. This is an EXTREMELY hardcore site, and we don’t mean your father’s hardcore either! This is very, very hardcore female degradation. They are made to eat cum, get slapped in the face, gag on cocks until they puke and basically do everything that they are told…or else.

We always like to educate our readers a little when it comes to extreme hardcore sites like these. We only review legitimate sites and sites that are on the up and up. Every girl in these videos is voluntarily participating, and no one is getting hurt. They are degraded, yes, but then they are paid and they leave with a big smile on their faces. Many of them even do more than they are asked and, behind the scenes, some of these ideas are even given to the guys by the girl herself. There…you have our take on it!

The membership fee is $29.95 per month, and that will get you all of the sites mentioned in this review for one price. This is great because although they are all different, they are all very similar in content. Some partner sites give you a wide range of porno types, which may be good to some, but some people are into certain things only and the way that these sites are set up they can concentrate on that one thing which, in this case, is extreme hardcore and degradation.

We enjoyed the first time on video antics of Eva Dream, a sexy little ebony piece of ass with several tattoos and long, braided hair. She had nice handful tits and was very attractive. She doesn’t even introduce herself, as her video starts with her on her knees sucking a white cock. That’s right…fuck the intro and let’s get down to business! After a couple of minutes the video pans out and you can see that she is also jerking a different guy off. She finishes them both off, in her mouth, while smiling, and then is made to play with it, gurgle it and finally swallow it.

This site wasn’t quite as extreme as the others on this network, but it was definitely more so than mainstream hardcore. It was still very much worth the money and we enjoyed it immensely. Another great site.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonycumdumps.com

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