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The site: pimpmyblackteen.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.98/month (recurring)
The verdict: The videos are stream only and cannot be downloaded. That’s not a major problem as I suspect plenty of new episodes will be offered in the future to keep you coming back. Also, I would have liked to see a little interracial action. Oh well, perfection is a lofty goal. 7.5 out of 10.
PimpMyBlackTeen.com offers your average hood rat a chance to get a ghetto fabulous makeover in exchange for a little fucking on film. You reap the benefit of this transformation. It’s not as good as Exzbit showing up to your crib with a set of spinners and a PlayStation for your trunk, but it’s close.
At first glance, you’d think these teens are nothing more than crack whores, complete with stained pastel tank tops and acid washed jeans circa 1989. They clean up nice though, looking much like the hottest of the stuck up sluts at the club. The newly gifted fancy outfits don’t stay on long ‘cause there is fucking and sucking to get to.
And the fucking is quite remarkable. You don’t even have to be a black girl fiend to enjoy. I dug how Reneeka took to her new role as a hot slut with gusto. She genuinely got off from the attention. She’s also the recipient PornyLittleDevil.com kinkiest scene from a conventional screw site award. With her ass up in the air, her partner goes to town, finger fucking her from behind. The dude is exploring every inch of that love canal with a methodical and intense intent. It may not sound like much, but having a girl give up that level of intimacy to a stranger, and on a fairly popular website to boot, is a rare occasion and worth the mention.
I have two minor grievances with this site. The videos are stream only and cannot be downloaded. That’s not a major problem as I suspect plenty of new episodes will be offered in the future to keep you coming back. Also, I would have liked to see a little interracial action. Oh well, perfection is a lofty goal.
To paraphrase X to the Z, Don’t call streaming videos shit. Some call ‘em a problem, I call them a gift. … 7.5 out of 10
They found one!
The site: phatbootyhunter.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: Pretty good site for big assed ebony lovers. That means you. 8 out of 10.
Once a year, sometime around the autumnal equinox, I like to seek out the biggest, phattest, brownest, roundest ass that I can possibly find, then get on top of it and stick my unexcitingly average-sized white cock as deep inside that chocolate love hole as I can possibly fit it. Then repeat until I ‘gasm. I call it “dropping the tic tac into the pumpkinâ€.
If I had access to the phat bootys that these motherscratchers have here at Phat Booty Hunter, I may do that shit a lot more often. Like every day. You see, these horny fuckers have more videos of big black asses than I have of your Mom chugging stranger cock. And considering I have paid for my cars, homes and all the other shit I own from the videos your Mom has made – suffice it to say these dudes have a lot of content.
There’s a little too much of the stereotype shit here like many other ebony sites – but at least it’s not a bunch of thugs trying to lure a white girl to a den of inequity, or trying to steal a car, or any of the countless other things I have seen on the web.
Want to see a fucking piece of artwork? Check out Nautica, a light skinned chick that gets punished by a dick longer than a Tolstoy novel. Her nipples looks like delicious, crispy slices of high-end pepperoni against the backdrop of slightly chocolaty milk. Her puffy pussy is slightly bearded, resembling the mouth of a tanned Fred Durst. Despite my ridiculous comparisons, it’s safe to say that she’s hotter than anything your dick has ever come near. Great scene from Nautica here.
$5 will get you a trial membership. You also get about 50 free sites when you join this fucker full time. I want to take that deal, wrap a $5 bill around my cock and shove it up the ass of the ALL of the politicians who fucked up the economy for us. Take THAT weak dollar! Then I want to cum on the small of their backs…just, because, you know…that shit’s hot.
Pretty good site for big assed ebony lovers. That means you.
Visit the site: www.phatbootyhunter.com
The site: pornstarxs.com
Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)
Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!
These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.
One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.
Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.
Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.
Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com
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The site: phatbootyhoes.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo
The verdict: Top notch talent, much focus on the right things and great, clear videos. If you’re an ass man — and really, who isn’t — you will NOT be disappointed. 9 out of 10.
No mystery to this one, butt lovers — Phat Booty Hoes is what they call it and that’s what it is — PHAT! One of our favorite ass sites from one of our favorite networks. This site – -and this network, does excellent work on bringing you exactly the fetish that you want to see. If they say you’re gonna get phat bootys — take it to the bank. And the chicks — top notch.
Although mainly filled with black gals, there are also some Latina chicas on this one as well. We have not seen nearly enough Latina sites dedicated to big asses — so it is nice to see a few featured here. You take a chick of any skin color, throw a gigantic ass on her and we’ll get the popcorn and you meet us there with the lube. We like the meaty asses — and obviously you do too or you would not be in the 2nd paragraph of a review of a site called Phat Booty Hoes unless, of course, you are completely square and have no clue what “phat” or “booty” means. In that case, give them a try — we think you’ll be pleased.
Dynasty was our gal here — and we like to pretend she pronounces her name Dy-NASTY — because that’s what she is — a nasty hoe! In a good way, of course. Dynasty was a very cute girl — lighter-skinned, long, braided hair, devilish smile and an Onion that’ll make any ass lover cry. She’s 18, which means she’s young, dumb and, in this case, her chin is covered in cum. We loved the way her ass jiggled like Santa’s belly while she was getting fucked — very good camera work and obviously they have a hell of a talent scout. Nice job, fellers!
How much? How much? You fuckers are always worried about the price, aren’t you? Well, this time you have nothing to worry about. You see, you can join this one for less than $30 per month ($29.95) — but you also get access to THIRTY-THREE additional sites — many of them are booty sites too! Very good network, here. You can give it a three day trial run for $4.97 if you’re skeptical, but that will easily calm your fears…trust us on this one. Absolutely fantastic booty site.
Top notch talent, much focus on the right things and great, clear videos. If you’re an ass man — and really, who isn’t — you will NOT be disappointed.
Visit the site: www.phatbootyhoes.com
Tastes like chicken.
The site: porn.com
The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.
This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.
The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.
The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.
If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.
Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.
This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!
Visit the site: www.porn.com
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The site:chocolaterumpshakers.com
The price:$1.00 3 day trial
The verdict: Pretty nice ebony site. They do a good job focusing in on the ass, which is probably the reason that most ebony lovers would want to join this site. 8 out of 10.
How come they always call black chicks “chocolate”, but you never see white chicks referred to as vanilla? Why do we attach delicious food to one, but not the other? I’ll tell you why — because black pussy actually tastes like chocolate. Yes it does. That’s no joke. I ate a black chick’s snatch just last week and I swear to god it tasted just like a Godiva candy bar. On a related note, her ass still tasted like shit. I was hoping it would taste like coconut, so I could go a whole Mounds candy bar thing going…oh well.Talk about some tasty pussy — they got it here at Chocolate Rump Shakers. Big ol’ black asses, bouncing on big ol’ black cocks. Very, very attractive talent too – -some of the best I’ve seen in a spell. And the makers of the site do a fine job showcasing the ass — just what you wanted to see. Not only do the gals show it off a lot before the big show (a.k.a. the fucking), they also generally take a big load to the ass when all is said and done. Good work to highlight what we want to see.
I’ve found on many ebony sites in that past that you will either get a sexy chick with a marginally large ass, or a big, fat booty attached to a body that could wrestle a bear, or a face that could gag a maggot. Not the case here. They have the entire package. Take Vanessa for example. She’s got a very nice onion on her, and she’s beautiful. Even better for a guy like me, she has long, curly hair. I love long, curly hair on a black chick. It’s just a thing for me. The icing on the cake is her big, fat set of swinging titties. That, and the fact that she fucks like a beast and gets her big ass covered in jizz.
The shitty part was that I wanted to take the free tour, and when I tried they sent me to the “join” page. But they made up for it, by offering a $1 trial. So for a buck I got much better than a 3 page free tour with no free videos — I got access to the videos, pics and all the shit they have to offer. I can also get access to an additional 15 or so sites within this network if I join monthly. They are not all black sites, but some are. Expand your horizons, you one trick pony!
Pretty nice ebony site. They do a good job focusing in on the ass, which is probably the reason that most ebony lovers would want to join this site.
… 8 out of 10
Visit the site: www.chocolaterumpshakers.com
Chocolate Milk Juggs!
The site: chocolatemilkjuggs.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo
The verdict: All in all a very nice fetish site. For most people, tits are better when they’re bigger — and very few are bigger than the ones you’ll find here. And no one can sport a set of huge tits like a pretty little brown suga. 8.5 out of 10.
Do you love big, black, juicy, slick and sweaty titties? We’re not talking small, medium or even large black tits – we’re talking Nell Carter from “Gimme a Break” tits — big ole’ swingers! Well, of course the answer is yes, you do love them. Good, because we have a spectacular place for you to see countless pairs of floppy, squeezy, jiggly, BLACK titties at Chocolate Milk Jugs.We like sites like this that cater to specific desires, in this case colossal black titties (pretty specific we think). We like these sites because there is so much more to be excited about than just the fucking. We know that they make people with that specific fetish much happier than just some other horny guy looking to watch some sweaty fucking — and we like happy, horny people.
So…about this particular fetish site…Chocolate Milk Jugs is very well done — good chicks, good video and most importantly, great detail =and care is taken to be sure that plenty of titty time is given to each chick.
Carmen was our favorite little honey that we found here. She had a staggering set of fun bags, a sexy face and she could suck the stripes off a zebra. We also think we’re going to start calling her Crisco — because she got some serious fat in the can. In this particular scene, she gets all greased up with baby oil, as the camera spends a lot of time featuring her super sized tits. Good work by the crew to really get them up close and personal. She also gets fucked like a plastic fuck doll and gets those big titties covered in cum.
So how much do you pay for a plethora of gigantic choco-tits? How’s $4.97 for a three day trial sound? Strange, right — why not $5.00 even? Anywho — less than $5 for three days is pretty decent, and the deal gets sweeter when you get a FULL membership for $29.97 for 30 days (or $59.95 for 90 days). That’s because you also get access to an additional 33 sites — for fucking free. All kinds of sites too — a hell of a variety. Can’t beat it with a stick.
All in all a very nice fetish site. For most people, tits are better when they’re bigger — and very few are bigger than the ones you’ll find here. And no one can sport a set of huge tits like a pretty little brown suga.
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.chocolatemilkjuggs.com
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The site: ebonydymes.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: Nice collection of ebony videos. No original content, but many, many videos available for download. 8 out of 10.
What the hell is an ebony dyme? Go to this site to find out. As a matter of fact, you can learn a lot of things at ebonydymes.com, not the least of which is how to lay a good fuckin’ on a hot sista!
Black chicks are freaks in the sack, plain and simple. They like it hard and they like is fast. They know what they want and they aren’t afraid to tell you — no DEMAND of you — exactly what that is and how to do it. They are not shy. Why beat around the bush (no pun intended) when you can grab the back of his head, thrust his mouth onto your pussy and say, “Eat that shit until I come motherfucker!!!!”
Not true for all? Of course not, but that is what we gather from this site. These are extremely sexy black chicks who take charge and go to town on these men. They do not want to be petted. They do not want to be caressed. They want to get fucked good and hard. They want to cum or else…and THAT is what we LOVE about this site.
There are many series available here, from “My Baby Got Back” to “Chocolate Cream Pie.” Our favorite is “Gimmee Some Butt,” involving some hardcore ass fucking of hot black sistas. Each series in excess of 100 minutes, some going over 2 hours long. There are 37 titles, so you do the math. In our math book that equals a shit load of sexy black girls getting laid and having hot orgasms. All for $24.95 per month. And you thought that taking math in school wouldn’t pay off!?!?!
Nice collection of ebony videos. No original content, but many, many videos available for download. …
8 out of 10
Visit the site: www.ebonydymes.com
