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Ebony Internal Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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I sure hope you remembered your pill today!

The site: ebonyinternal.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: The way I see it is this — if you like black girls, you’re set. That’s the only criteria you need, besides one dollar. If you have a dollar — even if you are starving — spend it on porn. Porn will satisfy you much more than food will. Trust me on this one. Porn all the way. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.ebonyinternal.com

You’ve heard of cream pie videos before, right? C’mon, don’t be shy…you like to watch bitches get cummed in and then let is seep out. Anyway, this is an exclusively chocolate cream pie site — hot black chicks getting filled to the rim with baby juice. I have to admit — as far as my ball tingle meter goes, this site is one of the best.Why is that? Because I FUCKING LOVE BLACK CHICKS!

You may love black chicks, but not like I do. No way. I live for ‘em. And this site? Well, let’s just say that they have me all figured out. You see — they have really, really sexy black chicks. Not these “perfect” dolls — where the fuck do you really see girls like that? They have the hot chick in the grocery store — the sexy bitch that works in the mall — they have that black chick that you see in your neighborhood all the time and fantasize about. They have that black chick that you desperately want to fuck and even leave your wife for. They have her. Go see her. And guess what — it’s a lot more affordable than a divorce…

One dollar is all you need to get things rolling here. $1.00 will get you a three day trial. I’m always amazed that some people would pass up a deal like this. If you were so poor you couldn’t afford to spend a dollar, you’d be IN the video, not watching it. If you’re turned on at all by these ebony freaks taking cum baths, why not spend a buck for three days of it? You don’t have to renew (although if you do it only costs $24.95 per month, a lower sum than many sites will charge for 30 days). I don’t know — maybe I’m a fool, but I join as many of these $1.00 three day trials as I can. And if I am a fool, I am one, ball drained, smile-on-my face, fucking fool!

Kapri was featured front and center on this site the day we visited — which is exactly where I’d leave her forever. She’s a little on the light side, with a ghetto booty and a set of lips that could suck the, ummm…suck the something out of something else that’s really hard to be sucked out of (what can I say…I drew a blank). My favorite thing about Kapri was her facial expressions — she looked like she was in sweet pain while she was getting fucked. And she probably was — considering she was wrestling a 12 inch monster. I also liked the tattoo of the Chinese symbol on her ass. I looked it up — it means “shame” in Chinese.

The way I see it is this — if you like black girls, you’re set. That’s the only criteria you need, besides one dollar. If you have a dollar — even if you are starving — spend it on porn. Porn will satisfy you much more than food will. Trust me on this one. Porn all the way.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonyinternal.com

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Ebony Jewels Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ebony Jewels Sample Photo

She's a topaz.

The site: ebonyjewels.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A serviceable site if you like lots of porn in a vault. Access to many, many videos is the saving grace for this one. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)


To join, click here:www.ebonyjewels.com

When we first went to this site, we were trying to buy a black onyx ring and somehow stumbled onto an African-American porno website! Who the hell knew?!?! Ok, well that is not really true, but if and when you go here and if you get caught “jerking the Gherkin” at work, this is a great built in excuse. You are welcome once again, from the guys at Porny Little Devil!

Ebony Jewels is actually a site for guys (or gals) to come and enjoy some hot, fresh and sexy black pussy (and an occasional white girl getting punished by a large, black cock). No bones about it. And better yet, there is enough pussy here to go around for a long, longtime, as this site promises galleries with thousands and thousands of pictures and videos of ebony sistas getting pummeled.

Like Desiree. Desiree was a stacked, gorgeous ebony lady with Large C cup tits and some junk in the trunk. Desiree can hang in there with the best, biggest and baddest of them, no matter what area we are talking about. She is a sista with an attitude, telling her cocked mate in this video that she was going to fuck him, and that he would not be fucking her! That was before she saw his 12 inches of fear. She still pretended that she was in control, but it was obvious within seconds of penetration who was really running the show. If it wasn’t at that point, we knew in the…after all she was the one with cum on her face, not the other way around!

And then we found one of the hottest black chicks that we have seen in along time, who called herself Mystique. Mystique looked an awful lot like Vanessa Williams, only a tad less spectacular (but not too much mind you). She was light-skinned, D-cups, nice round ass and a set of lips that could suck the skin off of your dick. That is what it appeared she was trying to do it Shawon, a large black man with an even larger black dick. Her scene was great, but not because of anything too special…besides her. She is beautiful, simply put.

The membership fee is a stout $38.76 per month, but we have found that to be relatively par for the course when it comes to these super-sized sites. More and more sites are going to this format, which is good and bad. The good is obvious…one-stop shopping for all of your porn needs. No one would turn down a site that offers 150,000 videos to peruse, right? The bad part is that many of these sites, including this one, are less than user friendly. They are often time hard to navigate and there is no sense of a personal touch to most of them. The makers throw up a bunch of movies and let you take them. That is it. They do not give you the names of the girls, or even make the video themselves. Many people reading this right now are saying, “Good. I just want to see a hot, nameless chick getting fucked and jerk my string.” Good for you! These are the sites that are made for you…and there are LOTS of you out there!

A serviceable site if you like lots of porn in a vault. Access to many, many videos is the saving grace for this one.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonyjewels.com

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Ebony Kisses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ebony Kisses Sample Photo

Muah!

The site: ebonykisses.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: One of the greatest sights in this world is seeing the perfect pink snapper on a black princess. You can see thousands of them here. Why wouldn’t you join? 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.ebonykisses.com

We have all heard the rumors and stereotypes about black ladies and their butts, and we are very opposed to the promulgation of such trashy rumors and innuendos. We are offended by the –naw, we are just fucking with you! We LOVE black chicks BECAUSE of their incredible asses! They really ARE much bigger, juicier, and all around better than most white girls’ asses (sorry white girls, we love you too, but for different reasons).

Ebony Kisses is a mega site that brings us countless booties to jerk our jealous white cocks to! They offer countless pictures of ebony sweethearts (and sluts as well) and thousands of movies too. They also have lots of extras, like live sex shows (warning — not all of these are black ladies) and sex chats, games, e-zines and boner-tingling stories about black chicks getting fucked.

The membership fee is $38.76 per month, and if you are familiar with these massive sites with thousands of videos in them, you know that this number is a familiar one. At least something in the neighborhood anyway. Although we think it a bit high for ALL of those sites, it is the going rate, so if you want to product you will have to pay the price. And if we step back and really look at it, it is reasonalbe. After all, you can download hours of porn every day for a long time and not run out!

We did find a few movies that got us going. Our favorite ebony chick that we have seen in a LONG time is Jewels, a big chested sweetheart. She had huge boobs, and did we mention her tits? Wow! Her nipples were even pierced, which was a surprise given her quiet nature! Besides those knockers, her face was extremely cute and her badonka-donk was booty-licious! She seemed like such a nice girl until she got into the groove, and then — look out! She fucked like an absolute pro. She gave that little white surfer-looking dude the time of his life. In the end, he shot one of the biggest loads we have seen since Peter North, and we think he owes it all to Jewels. We will be on the lookout for more of her.

We also took a liking to Alayah, a first-timer amateur who is sexy as shit. This light-skinned beauty has small boobs (A-B cups), long dark hair and a nice, nice pussy (bald and plump…we are overlooking the razor bumps). She also seems to really be somewhat new to this anyway, as she was unable to deep throat this guys cock (albeit a big one). He asks her to go deeper and she tries, but cannot. It is nice to see some real shit from time to time, huh?

One of the greatest sights in this world is seeing the perfect pink snapper on a black princess. You can see thousands of them here. Why wouldn’t you join?

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonykisses.com

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Ghetto Attack Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ghetto Attack Sample Photo

ATTACK!

The site: ghettoattack.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: No poverty in this ghetto! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.ghettoattack.com


Wow. I should be so lucky to endure THIS sort of ghetto attack if my white-ass were to hang out at Normandie and Florence in South Central L.A. That would kill me. But THIS kind of ghetto attack here — this may kill me too, but I’d die with a black pussy wrapped around my glazed face – -and there’s no better way to go that I can think of.
This is one of those “drive around and pick up bitches off the street” sites. I used to not like these so much, due to the fact that the encounters are obviously set ups 99% of the time. But more recently I’ve had a change of heart — mainly due to so many other shitty types of sites that I have seen. Okay, so they’re fake encounters. The video is great, the chicks are outstanding that the fucking is hot. That’s really all that matters.

I was quite surprised to see the quality of ebony chicks that this site parades out. Me being a white guy — I love me some black pussy. All white guys like black pussy, even if they pretend not to. Just ask Thomas Jefferson. So I was like a horny kid in a black-pussy store with this site.

My favorite was this nameless slut that they allegedly found at the ATM down the street. Check her out on their front page — she the one with gorgeous dark skin, a black tank top and a mouth that could suck the shell off an M&M. Remember that hooker that got caught sucking Hugh Grant’s cock — Divine something-or-another? Well, she reminds me of her — only infinitely hotter. She is exemplary of the hundreds of hot ebony gals they have here.

I guess I should have expected all of this great shit when I saw it was PimpRoll — these guys bring the fucking heat. If PimpRoll was a baseball player, it’d be Nolan Ryan. If it was a football player it’d be Brian Urlacher. If it was a porn reviewer it’d be me. Get what I’m sayin’? It’s the fucking best. And I don’t get paid a fucking dime to say that either — I ain’t no whore. My shit ain’t for sale! (This mini-rant brought to you by Coca-Cola…)

$2.99 for 3 days. No, I’m not talking about how much it costs to bed down your sister — I mean this site, silly! That’s about a dollar a day (and I can see how you’d be confused with the similarity in prices and all). And when you join monthly ($24.95 per) you also get access to over 100 additional sites! Fuckyes!!!!!

No poverty in this ghetto!

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ghettoattack.com

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Ghetto Gaggers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ghetto Gaggers Sample Photo

She doesn't look very ghetto to me.

The site: ghettogaggers.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: This is a site that is extremely hardcore, but very very good if you are into gagging and the like. It is in a great network and has a great set-up. The price is right and the videos are very good and very extreme. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.ghettogaggers.com

Ghetto Gaggers would be best described as an extremely hardcore interracial site featuring gagging, cum baths and spanking! We think we could stop there and you would probably join, at least that is all that it took for us to sign up! We are better than that, though, so here is what they have to offer.

First, these are the same folks that make Facial Abuse, a very good site that we reviewed previously (see our review here). A subscription to either of those sites gets you not only the both of them, but two other extreme sites as well (Spermsuckers and Ebony Cum Dumps). These four sites come for a monthly fee of $29.95. Each of them has dozens and dozens of original content videos and hundreds of pictures. The girls are all amateurs or very near that status, with some having done small amounts of porn in the past…but NEVER anything like this!

As states, this is an interracial site, but one of the rare variety (white guys and black girls). There are about 50 girls or so, all of them very attractive ebony freaks. It appears that they add a new video/girl every week or two, sometimes more frequently (we suppose it depends on how easily they can find some bitch to totally abuse for30-45 minutes…which apparently comes a lot more often than you would think). As the site name suggests, they focus on deep throat gagging and spitting/puking as well. They also have a LOT of double penetration, very forceful fucking and blow jobs. It is very extreme, but if you are into that sort of thing then this site is very entertaining.

Azizah was a very pretty lady who had NO idea what she was in for. We often marvel at how much abuse that these girls will take, and Azizah was one of the first to say “Fuck this” when she was being choked near to death by a cock, and walk off the set of the movie. The money was too enticing for her to stay away though, as she came groveling back into the room a few minutes later and took some more punishment, the mascara still streaming down her face in the form of tears. Apparently she really, really, needed the money. She eventually let 3 guys bore out her pooper and then cum on her face. Don’t spend it all in one place!

Also aptly abused was Kara Kane, who apparently was formerly a cheerleader for the Charlotte Hornets. Apparently, that gig didn’t go so well, because she sure took a LOT of abuse at the hands of these white boys, all for a handful of cash. As we tend to do with these guys, we will let you hear about it from their own mouths, “This was Kara’s introduction into extreme porn. She used to be a cheerleader for the Charlotte Hornets. Yes that’s right, she was a HoneyBee! She never got face fucked in her life and had no idea what she was getting into. We had a train of 3 guys, one after the other, go to town on her cute ebony face. She was reduced to a pile of spit and vomit. Then it was time for her to get fucked by a big white dick. She then took 4 huge loads to her face that dripped just about everywhere. This is the only honey she gets these days! We couldn’t have said it better ourselves!

This is a site that is extremely hardcore, but very very good if you are into gagging and the like. It is in a great network and has a great set-up. The price is right and the videos are very good and very extreme.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ghettogaggers.com

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Ghetto Hoochies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ghetto Hoochies Sample Photo

White boy's gonna get some ghetto.

The site: ghettohoochies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Not “real” street hookers — but much better. Amazing price for what you get. Highly recommended. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.ghettohoochies.com

“Real Black Street Hookers.”Really? Come on now — is this like Hookers on the Point, but like real porn shit? Well, not exactly. At least we’re not buying the “real hookers” part. I mean — in a sense they are definitely real hookers — they are getting paid to fuck (albeit on film). But these are not the kind of hookers you are used to getting head from leaning up against a dumpster in the back alley. That’s right — we know your dirty little secret. These are more of a set-up by the makers of the site, in our opinion. But who gives a shit about that? Not us…

This is a very nice site, even with the obvious fact that these are not hookers they just happened upon. Very sexy bitches (which was our first clue they were not your average street urchins). Very pretty, nice bodies, all of their teeth, etc. We’d put most of them between 7 and 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. If you just look at asses — all perfect tens! Big juicy asses — ALL of them.

Silque was a fantastic looking street walker. Silque has gigantic tits — let me say that again, GIGANTIC tits! Nipples like yarmulkes. Not a gigantic ass, but (as described by the makers of the site) a nice, tight “apple” ass. Beautiful pussy. And she fucks like a beast. Better than that, she sucks a white-boy’s dick like she’s a pro. Oh wait…nevermind. Another reason we could tell she is not a real hooker? She took a gigantic load to her face. No rubber = either not a “real” hooker or a soon-to-be dead hooker.

And the last reason I can tell these are not real hookers is because we can see this shit for so fucking cheap. Try $4.97 for a three day trial, and for 30 days – -and 33 additional sites. Yep — 34 sites in all for that one low monthly fee. You can barely get a blow job from a gutter hooker for that price — and this is 30 days of fucking, sucking and all kinds of shit — on 34 different sites. Incredible.

Not “real” street hookers — but much better. Amazing price for what you get. Highly recommended.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ghettohoochies.com

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1st Time Black Amateurs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

back that ass up

Shave that puss and get some art on the wall.

The site: 1sttimeblackamateurs.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Not bad at all for a pro site. Lots of newbies. Me likey. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.1sttimeblackamateurs.com

First time for what, exactly? First time investing in the market? First time home buyer? First time on Larry King Live? No, of course not. But those things are far more believable for these chicks than this being their first time fucking, or even their first time fucking on film. I’m betting they’ve been here before, my bonered lads.

I like this site, but as with many other pro and newbie sites, it’s just doesn’t have anything that makes me yearn for it. Sure I could visit a couple times a week and get my money’s work – not a problem at all. But it’s not gonna get a perfect 10 or anything like that – it’s just not memorable enough.

Allaura Sweet was the cutest chick on this site, and also a couple of the most interesting tits that I have ever seen. Her tits look like gigantic Hershey’s Kisses. They aren’t quite as dark – more like the milk chocolate ones. I would eat those fuckers entirely off of her chest. She also has a backyard that would take an hour to mow. Very hot chick.

$1 will get you a day, about $30 will get you a month. What more do you want? Okay, okay – they also give you about a dozen free sites. Lots of ebony chicks, too – so there. Are you fucking happy now? You might email them and see if they will throw in a can of lube or a flask of whiskey or something.

Not bad at all for a pro site. Lots of newbies. Me likey.

… 7 out of 10 Visit the site: www.1sttimeblackamateurs.com

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