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Fantastic Cum Shots Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ho ho ho!

The site: fantasticcumshots.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: There’s nothing particularly bad about Fantastic Cum Shots, but nothing that hooks me either. I like it – but it’s just like 10,000 others I’ve seen. They need a hook of some sort. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.fantasticcumshots.com

Have you ever “called”your cum shot? One time I was about to let out a boner-belch and I pulled out of the prostitute I was hammering and yelled, “Right eye…left ear!” I fucking stuck the landing in both spots. 100% accuracy, and I never settle for less.

Fantastic Cum Shots is basically a BJ site where the chicks take some hefty loads to the mug. Not Peter North-like loads, but impressive nonetheless.

The talent level of these chicks is also impressive. The ones I looked at were foreign – most likely Eastern European (those chicks LOVE the cock). They were all very hot, and each and every one of them could win a gold medal at sucking uncircumcised cock.

My favorite boner chugger at Fantastic Cum Shots was Sara Twain, a small-titttied brunette. She was hot as fuck, and I also liked the way they gave her a guy with an average (at best) cock to slurp on. No hog for this feller, which is nice to see once in a while. Maybe I have a chance with this tramp?

$1 will get you 3 days, $20 will get you a month (if you commit to 3 months). You also get a ton of freebies when you join, including several free pro sites. Not a bad deal at all.

There’s nothing particularly bad about Fantastic Cum Shots, but nothing that hooks me either. I like it- but it’s just like 10,000 others I’ve seen. They need a hook of some sort.

6 out of 10

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Freak Bukkake Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gallons for dick spittle

Gallons for dick spittle

The site: freakbukkake.com

The price:$29.95 per month

The verdict: You gotta really be one fucked up individual to dig shit like this, but if you are, then I’ll tip my next Mason jar of semen to ya. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.freakbukkake.com

Would you rather fuck an elf, a bearded lady or a canteloupe? Why? Discuss…

You know how you’re always wanting to see a chick take 25 loads to the face at the same time, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough degradation and humiliation for you? Well, FreakBukkake.com knows — and they are here to help. Instead of having that group of spermers be hot — or even somewhat normal — dudes, they have rounded up a fucking circus communal of gimps, lepers, fatties, cripples, Armenians and snoodlers.

You have to be some kind of special slut to agree to the shit that they put on you here at Freak Bukkake. It’s one thing to be devoid of self-esteem. It’s quite another to seek out the most humiliating situation you could imagine, then thrust yourself right into the middle of it — and then put it on the internet for millions of men, cock in hand, to come spunk off to. These bitches are at a point so low that it was previously believed to be impossible to stoop to this level.

I have a hard time stomaching a chick drinking a container full of multiple loads. That shit makes me fucking puke. So in all fairness, it was hard to watch too much of any of the videos on FreakBukkake. But from what I could see without barfing all over the fucking floor, there is some entertaining shit here — you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

$30 will get you a full month. Thankfully, for dudes like me, that also includes about 30 more sites. The sites in this network are always professional and very well done, so you can expect good shit from the other sites.

You gotta really be one fucked up individual to dig shit like this, but if you are, then I’ll tip my next Mason jar of semen to ya.

6 out of 10

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Whore Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

The site: whoregaggers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: Whore Gaggers is definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit is still cheap!
[rating:8/10] (8/10)


Like any good father, it’d be horrific to find out your daughter was getting fucked on the internet. But let’s just assume you could get over that part — let’s assume that she was on a classy, love making site called CaressingAndCuddling.com or SoftIntimateLoveMaking.com. It’d be tough, but you could handle it, right? Now…what if she showed up on today’s site — Whore Gaggers? Jesus Christ…some Dad out there is sick to his stomach right now. Hey Pops — on the bright side your daughter is the BEST at taking a dick so far down her throat that she fucking pukes on a stranger’s cock! Daddy’s little princess, indeed!

I don’t know the actual statistics, but in my estimation these gagging sites are popping up faster than any other fetish sites on the net. If you haven;t seen them, I think they’re great, but you have to have a domination/degradation fetish, as well as an extreme oral fetish. Basically, it’s violent, forceful blow jobs with lots of gagging, a little vomit here and there, and lots of bitches doing what they’re told. You know, sort of like what I picture Heaven to be like!

You should know up front that this type of porn demands fewer “barbie” types and more *real* girls that, while still hot, are not 100% perfect. Some have tattoos, some are on the chubby side, some are just like the chick you see working the window at the convenience store — all are chicks that you;d fuck, to be sure — they just don;t look like super stars.

Take Katrina Kraven for example — she was a gagger on this site. She had a bunch of tattoos (which I coincidentally love) and a nice, tight little body. She was dirty as fuck, but the guy swinging the sword was a little dirtier, shoving his plunger down her throat until she cried. If you’ve never seen a girl suck a cock with authority, all while the mascara runs down her face in rivers of tears — see it this instant. Gave me a hard on that could cut diamonds.

The other thing that gave me a hard on was the fact that I was able to join this little slice of Satan for $1.00 — and if I renew I only have to pay $24.95 per month. That not only includes these wretched, white trash whores, but also many, many other fetish and niche sites – -for free. The girls on all of the sites are “real” girls, and all of the sites are very high quality. We really like this network.

Definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit’s still cheap!… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whoregaggers.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on?  You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake!  Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Big League Facials Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bitch just got called up.

The site: bigleaguefacials.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $29.98 month

The verdict: The girls here are only worthy of a facial splash because you sure as hell wouldn’t want them to be your baby mamma. All that goes away once you see them dripping with a huge batch of semen deposited right on the noggin. The desperation depicted is wholly enjoyable. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigleaguefacials.com

Men love to shoot a big, messy load on a woman’s face. It’ll let that trick know who’s in charge quick like. It’s also a minor guarantee of warding off that dreaded unwanted pregnancy. For the most part, I think of straight up oral sites when I hear the term “facial” mentioned. There is plenty o’ dick sucking on BigLeagueFacials.com but it doesn’t end there. You’ll get threesomes, fucking in all imaginable positions and some over the top degradation.

You wont, however, find that top-notch beauty. Hell, you’ll be hard pressed to find an 8 on this site. The girls are lower-tier. I suspect the humiliating nature of the site keeps the fine baby dolls away. While the sluts are painted up in whore-tastic clown make up you’ll figure out pretty quickly that you can’t polish a turd.

Or can you?

A thick load of man chowder could very well illuminate any haggard troll with a glossy sheen of sexiness. A big shot of baby batter in the eye can be blinding for the bitch and, in a sense, the deliverer too.

Ah hell, I’m rambling here. The girls here are only worthy of a facial splash because you sure as hell wouldn’t want them to be your baby mamma. All that goes away once you see them dripping with a huge batch of semen deposited right on the noggin. The desperation depicted is wholly enjoyable.

Visit the site: www.bigleaguefacials.com

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Big Mouthfuls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Someone's about to get a big mouthful of butthole.

The site: bigmouthfuls.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $23.95/month

The verdict: Another very nice feather in the Bangbros’ hat, featuring some of the sexiest girls in their entire network of sites. Most importantly, this is NOT just a blowjob site — the “big mouthful” just refers to the cumshot at the end of each scene, and that only comes after each girls is pounded by a huge cock from all possible angles. Long videos and lots of them, and the girls come in lots of different shapes, sizes and ethnic groups. Sanchez is still annoying as all hell on the camera, but you take the bad with the good. We give it a 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bigmouthfuls.com

In case you haven’t already figured it out, Bigmouthfuls specializes in cum guzzling, pure and simple. Their motto is, “The Best All Amateur, All Cum Swallowing Site Online.” Sure, there is a little bit of bragging there, but after going through this site with a fine toothed comb, I think they may just be able to back it up.

Of all of the BangBros sites, this one probably has the hottest chicks. A collection of some truly gorgeous women who have absolutely zero shame and fewer inhibitions. When I first discovered this site, I assumed it was a compilation of blowjobs finished off by a shot of jizz in the mouth and she’s on her way. Fortunately, the cum swallowing does not always follow a hot blow job, but more often than not a hard fucking. I was amazed at the quality of the girls as well as the quality of the scenes. I did not find a single movie that I did not think the girl was hot and the fucking was highly entertaining.

As is the case with almost every “amateur” porn site, I have a hard time believing that this is the first rodeo for any of these sluts. They do not seem likes pros at all, however, and that is probably due to the efforts that the cameramen take to keep it “real.” Each video begins with the girls arriving and getting interviewed so that the audience can “get to know” her. Sounds stupid, but it really seems to add to the whole amatuer ambience. The interview progresses into a strip show, then takes the natural progression from that to swallowing a load of love chowder.

This is, without a doubt, a spectacular porn site. It has it all…amateurs, fucking, sucking, cum swallowing and, best of all, a plethora of hot bitches. It has whites, blacks, asians and latinos, some of whom have big tis and some small. If you like any or all of the above, and a good face fucking to finish it all off, this is your place.

Another very nice feather in the Bangbros’ hat, featuring some of the sexiest girls in their entire network of sites. Most importantly, this is NOT just a blowjob site — the “big mouthful” just refers to the cumshot at the end of each scene, and that only comes after each girls is pounded by a huge cock from all possible angles. Long videos and lots of them, and the girls come in lots of different shapes, sizes and ethnic groups. Sanchez is still annoying as all hell on the camera, but you take the bad with the good. We give it a …

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigmouthfuls.com

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Sweet Loads Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Sweet Loads Sample Photo

Got a sweet tooth. huh?

The site: sweetloads.net

The price: $5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: A really good amateur facial site. Very real and very true. A dying breed. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.sweetloads.net

Despite the name, there is nothing particularly “sweet” about this site. That is not a negative thing, we absolutely loved the site. But sweet it ain’t. More extreme hardcore than anything…filthy, nasty and degrading are better words to describe it! They specialize in facials, but they do it all too!

This is another true amateur site, which is a HUGE bonus for us. These girls are obviously not stars or even part-time porn starlets. Most of them are cute, some are not. That is what makes them real. None of them have that “porn star” look, except when you see them taking a big cock in the butt…that view is all porn star!! The videos on the site are all original, so another thumbs up on that!

Taylor was our girl on this site. Taylor is a cute brunette, who is a filthy slut! we liked her a lot…there was jut something about her. She is a stripper by trade, so that was one thing that we liked. She also was a trooper taking Steve’s big dick in every hole. She takes an ass fucking like she was born to do just that. She also sucks a mean cock and didn’t even wince when she took a full payload to the kisser.

And there are over 100 girls in the same boat as Taylor…all looking to suck a cock and get humiliated for a few dollars. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and we are all the beneficiaries of these broken-down tramps’ hard luck. Ain’t life grand?

For $5.95 you can get full access for a trial period, and then it is $34.95 per month. This is a little higher than average, but it is all original and there are many, many hours of video and more coming all the time. Sluts like these are endless, so they will never stop crawling out of the woodwork. You can bet your hard earned 35 bucks on that!

A really good amateur facial site. Very real and very true. A dying breed.

Visit the site: www.sweetloads.net

9 out of 10

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Swallow This Bitch Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"I said swallow it, not let it run down your fucking chin!"

The site: swallowthisbitch.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Now eat my cum and join this site, whore! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.swallowthisbitch.com

In my sick, fucked up world, there are few things better than boring out the cock wallet of a rat slut. One of those few things is a big old helping of humiliation right after I’ve had her in the most sacred of ways (read: making the bitch feel dumb right after I fuck her). My signature move is to spit a loogie into her gaping snatch and tell her that I’ve fucked better corpses…then I force out a wet splatter-fart onto her chest and kick her out onto a busy street, naked. That shit’s copyrighted, so don’t even fucking try it.

These swingin’ dicks have some of their own dandy humiliating moves, and they are much kinder than I am – they video taped themselves in action and put it up for sale on the internet – and at $1.00 for a trial membership, they did so on the cheap.

Sites like this one are less about the fucking (although they fuck and fuck hard), and more about how they are going to humiliate and degrade the chick before, during and after the fucking. They do things like make her eat their sperm off of a brownie, make them lick cum off of public toilet seats, take a spit to the face – -you know, all of the cool shit.

And I am amazed, as I sometimes am, at how they can get so many hot chicks to agree to subject themselves to shit like this. I tip my cap to them – they get some hotties, that’s for sure. I mean, of course they are compensated – but damn…some things are not worth taking money for. I guess it’s true – cocaine is a powerful drug.

The bonus of the site is that it is a part of a large network of about 50 sites – and you get full access to each and every one of them when you join this one. They vary in content and genre, but the constant is that they always have very good videos, tons of updates and hot chicks.

Now eat my cum and join this site, whore!

Visit the site: www.swallowthisbitch.com

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