Facials

The site: cumshotfacials.com

Nothing is better than glazing a chick after you have given her a good hard dicking, are we right or are we right? It is not necessarily sexy per se — that is, after all, a nasty load of your cum all over her face. If it was on your own face you would not think it was so sexy, now would you? It is more of a conquering feeling…which in turn is sexy, so scratch that first thing we said! What we mean is –oh, fuck it! We like cumming on girls’ faces! Print that!

While we love the idea, it is not really all that original. Really, when it comes down to it, how many pornos do NOT end in a facial these days? Very few is the answer. So for originality, we will give this site about a 3. It is nice of them, however, to collect bunch of these facial videos and put them all in one place for us. We would have taken days, months or even years to do it, so we are glad for that.

The talent level on the site is top shelf. That is the good news. The bad news for you amateur lovers is that this is not the place to find them. This is the pro zone. That is good in hindsight…how many true amateurs really take a load to the face at the end of every fuck? Ideally, we would all have it that way, but in practice it is not happenin’ nearly as much as it does on this site, that is for sure!

Not very original, but they are not trying to win an originality contest. Volume, volume, volume is what they are all about, and they do that very well. …

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumshotfacials.com

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The site: cumshotoasis.com

Man…how shitty would this be? You get stranded in the desert and are near death from dehydration and heat exhaustion. You see something in the distance and use every last ounce of your energy to crawl to it, only to discover it’s an oasis…an oasis of cum. Talk about decisions…Honestly, I have no idea what the theme of this site is. Cum shots, I guess – besides cream pie sites, isn’t every porn site on the internet a cum shot site? I’d rather see a site get a little more creative and come up with something unique.

Not that it’s bad- just not original. There are tons of movies and scenes, tons of hot chicks and, of course, tons of facials. I can think of hundreds of worse sites, right? Plus, this site does not stand alone. It’s part of a large network – one of the best in the biz, actually. Fame Dollars is a network of more than a dozen sites – -all included with the price of one – that include legends like Peter North, Rocco Siffredi, Silvia Saint and Tera Patrick – and tons more. All for $3 for 3 days or less than $25 for a month.

They do have one little unique twist that not only percolates your balls, but also keeps plenty of new content coming to the site. They give you a new cum shot every day of the week. That’s seven new cum shot videos every seven days, in case you don’t understand “weeks” and other complicated shit like that.

Finally, the chicks here are better than average, but nothing to stop traffic. You would fuck them, and you would DEFNITELY beat off to them, so that’s all that matters.

All in all, a decent site. Nothing Earth shattering, but the network is great.

Special Update! When you join CumShotOasis.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumshotoasis.com

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The site: facialhotmovies.com

How would you like to have a big, fat load of hot, steamy cum shot all over your face? Yeah — we wouldn’t like that much either. Lucky for us, we do not have to do that to make money — these girls are doing it for us! What a deal! This is a mega-site that features LOTS and LOTS of facial videos and pictures. They love the oral and we love the oral, so we thought it a match made in heaven. There are over 100,000 pictures of destitute sluts with their faces covered in the bodily juices of some promiscuous stranger. Sorry — it doesn’t sound nearly as hot when we put it that way, does it? How about this — they have HUNDREDS of hours of video of gorgeous, runaway tramps that love the cock and love even more to have a hot dick cum all over their faces before they swallow it! There –that’s better!

We have always been just as happy as can be with watching a movie of a girl getting glazed. These days, though, you can go even one step further — you can watch a donut job LIVE — 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. That is another feature that this site provides in addition to all of the pictures and videos. WE love the videos — but we are starting to think that this live sex show thing is even a little better. The jury is still out…

One type of video that you can get a lot of here that some people are not that familiar with is the gagging videos. In case you are not privy to that type yet, it is basically oral to the extreme. The guys shoves his cock down some tramp’s throat until she gags or pukes. Usually there is not a whole lot of puking — but these girls get right tot the edge, that is for sure! They seem to love it too, these girls! Sounds a little disturbing, and it is at first, but once you see a few of them you start to like it!

The fee to join for a three day trial is only $1.00, which is obviously an unbeatable deal. If you like what you see you can stay on for $29.92 per month. In addition to this facial site, you will also get eight other sites included in your membership. That is NINE sites total for less than thirty dollars per month. It does not take a cock-et scientist to figure those numbers out!

Nothing special, but not a bad site either. Decent network as well.

… 6 out of 10

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Nice boob. Now let us see the facial.

The site: facialgals.com

The price: $1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: Cummy faces make us smile! 7.5 out of 10.

How many girls that appear on this site do you think like to be called a “facial gal?” “You are cute — what do you do for a living?” “Oh…I am a Facial Gal on the internet – -wanna meet my parents??”

Not the best for them, but certainly great for us (and you). Facial sites are great because they combine sex with facials — and a little bit of degradation thrown in the mix for good measure. You know how they always say that porn is degrading to women? Well, if they are going to rant and rave about it, might as well make it a little bit true, right? And what about degrading men? For Christ’s sake, I am sitting in a broken down old chair typing with one hand and my cock in the other, a can of lube on the desk, stopping my rhythm every time a car drives by in case it is my wife. Tell me that is not degrading?

This is a site with only the best looking girls, and that is a fact. That also means that all of the girls are first rate professionals, so if you are looking for amateurs getting their faces glazed like a donut, there are MILLIONS of other places to get that. This site is for the pros, so amateurs need to step off! These girls are all of the hottest girls in the world. They are perfect in every way, and to think — YOU get to see them get fucked hard. That is the way that we love to think of porn — the most beautiful girls in the entire world, as we get to see them doing the most private thing of all! God damn we love us some porn!

The network is also a strong selling point for these guys. When you join this site for $29.92 per month, you also get access to over SIXTY additional sites as well. That is less than $2.00 per month for each site. There are a wide variety of sites that you get too, so depending on what mood you are in at the time of your, ummm….jerkening, then you can pick from one of the 60 plus sites that fits your feeling! You can also give it a try for $1.00 for a three day banger.

Cummy faces make us smile!

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.facialgals.com

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The site: facialfiasco.com

Facial Fiasco is right, with the emphasis on fiasco! With a world of potential, they came up a little short by not posting the highest quality videos possible.

So much can be done with a facial website. There are literally millions of facial videos out there. We believe that there is no excuse for having outdated, lower quality videos on your site if you are featuring a category this broad. That is why we were a bit disappointed with some of the selections on Facial Fiasco. Lots of the videos that we saw reminded us of when we used to sneak ’70s porn from our fathers years ago. Come on! You can easily do better than that!

Luckily not all of them are that way. For example, on November 25, 2005 they posted a nice little video with a super-sexy latina lady with tiny tits. She gets fucked hard, in the pussy and then the ass. She is a big-time clit diddler, which always makes for better video and audio! She eventually takes it in the mouth, to the delight of the crowd! Hooray!

Another higher quality and newer video we found was posted September 30, 2005. Entitled Cum in a Cup, this one features a little blonde fucking an older guy. She is a groaner, which enhances the pleasure. Then she takes it in the ass and really becomes a groaner! The old due eventually gives us what we were looking for on this site, glazing her face like a donut!

The good news is that the pictures are very nice. Some categories of sites do not take good pictures, simply because there is not much to focus on. For example, a site featuring blondes will not have overly exciting pictures because “blondes’ is so broad, but a foot fetish site will have very good pictures, because it is easy to focus on the feet. A facial site such as this can have very nice pictures because of the specificity of the category. If all of that is too confusing for you, simply click on the pictures posted on 2-23-06, scroll down to the bottom and look at the picture on the bottom right. Enough said? What a classic photo!!

Many other extras accompany this site, including E-zines with “how-to” guides, jokes and headlines related to sex, games and personal ads. There is also a store to buy videos, toys and the like. All of this, in addition to the pictures and videos, for $39.99 per month. A little steep, but for $2.95 you can get a three day membership. That is what we did and it was certainly well worth that price.

We think they did okay, but could have done a lot better. The simply need to get some of the already available high-quality facial videos out there and post them here. That would immediately increase the quality of this site.

… 5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.facialfiasco.com

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