Facials

I'll take a dozen glazed...to go.

The site: facialabuse.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: As you can see, this is a very, very good site with great degradation-type videos. You get a LOT of content with this one, as well as a whole lot MORE with the other sites included, and an almost cheap rate. Plenty to gag on, not much to bitch about! 9.5 out of 10.

Now THIS is what we are talking about when we say real, original, personal and entertaining! Facial Abuse has just about everything that we look for in a good site. It is reasonably priced ($29.95 per month), very easy to navigate and all of the content is made by the site and placed only on this site. Very good stuff. All of that without even mentioning the fact that there are some sexy chicks being punished for their misdeeds by getting completely drowned by a shower of cum! Bad girls!

The makers of Facial Abuse (they are great guys from Jersey) explain themselves in detail on the “news” section of the site, which we thought was all that much better…giving a more personal feel. They have a simple mission, and they spell it out like this, “We do our best to find girls who have never filmed before, and rough them up to the point where they never want to film again.” Any questions?

Here is the lowdown on Facial Abuse. Once you pay your $29.95 you enter one of the 4 sites that you get access to (also included are Ghetto Gaggers, Sperm Suckers and Ebony Cum Dumps). Assuming you went to Facial Abuse first, you would see a long list of thumb nailed girls (about 75 girls) with their name by their thumb nailed picture. You can click on the link to their pictures — each of them having at least 100 pictures, most having over 200 — or you can click on the videos of the girl, with all of them having at least 1/2 hour of video facial abuse. If you do the math, that is a shitload of pictures and videos of original girls being degraded! And that is just ONE site that you get for the $29.95per month! Great, great stuff.

At Facial Abuse, the girls themselves are very real and very amateur. One of the most amateur sets of girls and videos we have seen, all while keeping very high quality! But by saying “real” and “amateur” we are not trying to say they are average or not attractive. Far from it. Our very favorite was Julia London, a girl that they feature on the site (and for good reason). Instead of us describing the scene to you, we will give you the words of the makers themselves, who do a spectacular job of describing each and every scene. Here is what they said about Julea:

“This cute little teen came to us for a good as whooping. We face fucked her, DP’d her and drilled her ass until she had enough. I shot a huge load in her asshole that she pushed out and dripped down her ass cheeks and to my balls.. She took 3 more to the face as she lay their owned like a typical whore who receives the facial abuse treatment. She is another first timer who thought she could handle us.”

See what we mean? Great shit, huh? And we will let you in on a little secret…we watched the video and this is EXACTLY what happens! Oh, and Julea is as cute as they come — short dark hair, small boobs (B cups) and a tight, tight body! Even a sexy little tattoo on the left side of her pubic area (we are suckers for those). We cannot love her enough!

Although we have yet to find a video on Facial Abuse that is less than entertaining, we cannot tell you about every one of them. One more that stood out, however, is Hypnotica (her real name we are sure) who is a little half-Asian beauty with dark hair and a very very tight body. Well, let’s just let the guys at Facial Abuse tell you about this one as well. “This beautiful half Japanese half American is doing her first ever porn. She never even had cum on her face but today she takes 4 loads back to back. Not to mention we fucked that beautiful face until she turned blue from oxygen depravation. She took a huge cock in that tight little pussy and said “Spank me Daddy” as she rode it hard.

As you can see, this is a very, very good site with great degradation-type videos. You get a LOT of content with this one, as well as a whole lot MORE with the other sites included, and an almost cheap rate. Plenty to gag on, not much to bitch about!

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.facialabuse.com

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She definitely needs something to cover that hideous face of hers. Sperm it is!

The site: facialland.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Decent blowjob site. Loads of videos available for download (no pun intended).  7.5 out of 10.

The facial is the ultimate conquer . Not unlike planting a flag on an unclaimed piece of land, the cum shot to the face is the defining moment of any true sexual encounter. Porn would not be the same without it. Facialland not only has facials, it features and honors them.

It doesn’t matter if you want to see fucking, sucking, jerking or anything in between, this site has it. They do not care how the cumshot comes about, only that it does. And when it does…close your eyes and open the hatch, ladies. Incoming mail!!!!!!

A member of the pimproll family, a membership to facialland will only set you back $24.95 per month. In addition to this site, however, you get over 50 other sites and countless videos, pictures, games and personal ads.

One video that we definitely loved on this site was Cum Swapping Sluts. This spectacular movie contains good fuck scenes and hot chicks, but the real treat is the end of each sex scene…when one girl takes it in the mouth and in turn, spits the cum into another girl’s mouth. Then they make out. Can you imagine anything hotter in this whole world? No, you can’t. Be extra sure to watch scene 5 (the folks on this site brak the videos down into scenes for easy viewing)!

We cannot complain about the content, but it is very much the same content that appears on cumshotcircus.com, a fellow pimproll site. Of course we suppose that two times the fun is better than one! There is no original content either, which we are always partial to. But in the end, there are several great fuck videos and many, many facials. How in the world could anyone complain about that?

Decent blowjob site. Loads of videos available for download (no pun intended). …

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.facialland.com

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No need to feel humiliated, Sweetheart. This is nothing compared to your next scene.

The site: facialhumiliation.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95

The verdict: Pretty damn good. We loved the original videos and the HUGE amount of chicks they have humiliated. 9 out of 10.

Facial Humiliation does not leave a lot to the imagination when it comes to the name of the site, huh? That is what it is all about, giving facials and humiliating these girls. But it is not humiliation like some other sites we have seen where they try to degrade them a whole bunch. It is more of the “your folks are really going to be proud of you” type humiliation.

The videos on this site are all original and all with supposed amateurs. We say supposed because you never can truly tell anymore. This site looks a lot more amateur like than most any other that we have seen, so we will go ahead and say it is all real — or at least gives that appearance well enough to get away with calling it that. These girls get fucked and suck some cocks, and then take a facial. We are not too sure why that is humiliating – more humiliating than the rest of it anyway — but what the hell.

We loved the video featuring Mariah, a pregnant cutie. This blondie was very cute and sexy — but as we mentioned she had one in the oven. Of course being pregnant, she needs all the dough she can get, so when they picked her up off the street (highly unbelievable that it was not set-up in advance, but we will not get into all of that — although on second thought that is a good sign that she fucks!!) she was ready to earn some cash. And earn it she did. They made her say Hi to her boyfriend with some guys dick in her mouth. Imagine his utter shame when he saw his 8 months pregnant girlfriend sucking a cock on the internet. Wow….talk about humiliation.

And we need to make damn sure that everyone is aware that there are a LOT of bitches that get humiliated on this site. For an all-original site, there is a VERY BIG ARCHIVE of fuck movies. Very nice stuff!

The membership fee to joint he site is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for the whole she-bang (that is per month in porn reviewer talk).This is a good by itself, but even better when we tell you that there are a great amount of other sites that come with your subscription to this one. All of the other sites are full of original, amateur type porn as well, so if that is your thing then you definitely have to check it out.

Pretty damn good. We loved the original videos and the HUGE amount of chicks they have humiliated.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.facialhumiliation.com

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I feel the urge, indeed.

The site: facialurge.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A very unique and entertaining site. We are members for a long time to come! 8 out of 10.

Facial Urge is not only an adult site, but also seems to be what we like to call a public service community. You see, girls from here and yonder contact “Mike” at his website and tell him their sexual urges and fantasies — most of them ending in a facial by a stranger. Mike, being the public servant that he is, brings those fantasies to life — and then posts them on this site for millions to see! The idea is very simple, and it seems to be very real. We are not sure where he is advertising to get these ladies, but we suggest everyone try this out and who knows — it may work. You may not get it all on film, but leave that to the experts. Just get your lay on and get movin’.

The site itself is very simple and very easy to use. You see the girl you want to watch fulfilling her fantasy, you click on her and, voila! You are jerking off in no time. The videos are all original and all amateur. Mike is a money-maker, but also seem like a pretty nice guy. These ladies are all nervous because they are NOT in the business whatsoever and they need to be put at ease. Mike does very well with them and it makes for a much better show.

The ladies range from young and pretty to older and, well — not so pretty. But that is not to say the older women are always ugly and the younger always pretty. He has all shapes and sizes, because you have to remember that this is finally REAL porn, and nothing is staged (except of course the fantasies for the ladies). The great thing is that these ladies are soooo into it because this is their ultimate fantasy! They are living it, on film, for their own personal gain,. but we get to benefit too! Great deal!

Jamie was a cute little redhead that wanted to get manhandled by a stranger and bent over something and fucked. As she was getting ready for her shoot, they obliged her with her fantasy a little earlier than she had anticipated and threw her over the dressing room sink and fucked the shit out of her. It was good hard fucking and great video. Jamie was a cute little petite thing with a hairy bush, a treat we do not often see anymore.

The cost to join is $1.00 for a trial membership and $34.95 for a full monthly membership. That is a good price considering the abundance of original video and the fact that you also get access to several other sites that are similar in amateur-type porn. We are very pleased with the fee.

A very unique and entertaining site. We are members for a long time to come!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.facialurge.com

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Fucking whore.

The site: facialwhore.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: All original content and a very cute cocksucker. Bottoms up! 7.5 out of 10.

How would you like to be known as the Facial Whore? The fame and fortune. The glamour, lights and red carpet receptions. The masses of fans screaming you name, “Facial Whore–can we get a picture?” “Facial Whore– what brand of dress are you wearing?” “Facial Whore — are you really dating Charlie Sheen?” Sounds like a dream, doesn’t it? Well, too fucking bad, because that name is already taken.

Maria is THE Facial Whore — and we love her for it! Maria is just an average girl with big dreams. She is a cute brunette, but not hot per se. She is certainly cute and fuckable, though. And she sucks quite a dong. She has a nice rack and big, Britney Murphy-like eyes. Her agenda is simple — she sucks dicks. Maria takes on a new stranger (or we should say a new stranger’s cock –every single week, and then they put it on the site for us to enjoy. Voila, a star is born!

The membership fee to watch Maria sucking off a bunch of strangers is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a monthly membership. In addition to getting Maria’s slutty exploits, you also get several other reality/amateur type sites to enjoy for that same price. And just like the Facial Whore’s site, all of them are full of only original content, which is like gold in our opinion!

The videos are all of very nice quality and the exploits are very entertaining (even if many of them are staged, they are still good for a nut). Occasionally Maria will have a female companion too, and she is usually cute like Maria. The guy is usually the maker of the site, but every few updates (they update weekly) there is another guy, a purported stranger. No matter though, it is always a good cock sucking and sometimes even a good fucking!

Our favorite exploits of Maria’s that we saw was when she was awakened by a big cock staring her down (of course we know that she probably wasn’t really sleeping — but let’s just let that slide for now). She’s definitely a morning person, because instead of cutting the cock off and throwing it out the window, as some ladies might have done first thing in the morning, she sucks it, titty fucks it and takes a HUGE load to the face from it. The early bird gets the, er — cum!

All original content and a very cute cocksucker. Bottoms up!

… 7.5 out of 10

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Move your fucking head and you'll lose it.

NOT swallowing is NOT an option. That is the motto of this site. Another cum drinking, face fucking phenom from the folks at Meat Members. If the chick tried to not swallow or to get out of the way of the splooge, she gets punished. And apparently none of these sluts want to get punished, because they all slurp up every bit of it.

For those of you guys out there that have a weak stomach, this one maybe a little hard to watch. These girls not only take loads to the face, but they also have several guys fill up a glass and drink it. Bottoms up! We are not fans of that part by any means…but some are. And for those that are, you will get a lot of that here.

This is not just a blowjob site, either. And the fucking is way better than we expected. There are LOTS of dudes fucking one chick in each video. And they DP he a lot too! The chicks are all very much above the average, so that is a plus as well. Most of them have been in other videos and on other sites with the Meat Members crew. And guess who shows up again on one video? Lauren Phoenix…the love of our lives!!!

We loved Bianca Pureheart, a little starlet who has made more than one appearance in the network. Bianca is blonde (not naturally, but who cares) and has about a handful of tits. She is as cute as they cum…no shit. She also sucks a dick like nobody’s business. This video with her sucking off a load of guys and drinking their cum from a martini glass…THEN moves onto the fucking. That part is just an appetizer. The fucking is very good, as Bianca gets it from all angles, many at the same time. She gets a good double penetration, and then another while the guys are standing and holding her. Guess how it ends?

The network is one of the best, with about 40 different sites that are all joined when you join any one of them ($29.95 per month). Meat Members is their name, and you have probably heard us rave about them before. Their sites range widely in types of content, and every single one of the videos they offer is original and of DVD quality. This isone of our favorite networks of all of them! And we don’t even get paid to say that!

A good facial site. Lots of cum drinking and slurping.

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