Fatties

Big Fat Cream Pie Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3The site: bigfatcreampie.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month

The verdict: A lot of variety for a BBW site, and the cream pie twist makes it all that much more exciting for me. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigfatcreampie.com

I think fat bitches are extremely underrated. What’s not to like about fucking them. Sure, I can understand not wanting to take them out on a date or flaunt them to your friends – that shit is unacceptable. But they have slippery holes just like any other chick. And they work a lot harder to impress you, since they know how disgusted you are that they smell like a lumberjack’s balls.This site combines 2 of my favorite genres into one creamy mess that I am surprised I have not stumbled upon before. I like the idea a lot. Fatties getting cream pied. If I owned this site I would make the title a reference to the Moon Pie, but that’s just me.

This site is kind of all over the place when it comes to talent level and beefiness. There are some ugly porkers, some hot porkers, some ugly psuedo-fatties and some hot low fatties that probably shouldn’t even be on here. I like some of ‘em, but not the ugly fatties. I can fuck a mile of fat chicks, but they have to be attractive to get my boner to un-turtle itself.

I do have to point out that the lady named Chavon Taylor on this site is getting a bad rap by being featured on a fatty site. She has a little pooch on her, but is by no means fat. She fucks like she’s fat, though – hard and long and out to impress – -but she’s hefty at most. Maybe portly.

I know – lots of people are not into fat porn. The good news is that this site is part of a network that gives you ALL of their sites for the price of one membership -so if you want to taste some fatties but are not committed, no problem. Join anyway (try a $3 membership first) and get additional sites, like Peter North’s official site and others.

A lot of variety for a BBW site, and the cream pie twist makes it all that much more exciting for me.

Special Update! When you join BigFatCreamPie.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

Visit the site: www.bigfatcreampie.com

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Big Fat Porn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Good God.

The site: bigfatporn.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not too bad of a niche site. Lots of big beauties and lots of additional websites for a great price. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.bigfatporn.com

Tell it like it is, why don’t you? That is what these guys are doing on their site — Big Fat Porn. They try to get the biggest and the fattest to come down on their cocks and, God willing, not eat their cocks in the process. We didn’t see any of the eating going on in the videos that we saw, so we hope that everything went well. We kid, of course. We love BBWs. This is a really good site for them for many reasons, the first being the great quality of videos that they put out. Their all-original videos are very clear and crisp…not quite HD but very good nonetheless. And there are a good amount of them as well. You will learn later on, too that you will have more content than you know what to do with if you join this site.

The girls on this site range from plump to fucking huge. Our favorite feature was the way they put each girl’s weight next to her picture and video thumbnails. The very smallest girl that we saw on here was 215.The largest? Well, let’s just say that she weighed OVER 300 POUNDS! That is a LOT of woman right there. Imagine — if you go to any of these one-girl sites with the teeny boppers on them (there are dozens in our Teen section) and weigh those little things, you will see that some of the girls on this site weigh more than THREE TIMES what those little twats weigh! The way we like to look at it is that you get three for the price of one! Better yet, it is like having one guy fucking three girls! It is damn near a gang bang!

The sex? Well, it is always good with fat chicks. And don’t sit there and act like you don’t know that — you are the one who clicked on the site that said “Big Fat Porn!” Nothing to be ashamed of, we love fatties too! And the sex is the main reason for that. Sure, they may not be aesthetically pleasing to most, but that shit all goes out the window when the lights go off and the rubber goes on!

The membership fee for this whale of a site is $4.95 for a three day period and $29.96 for a month. You can check out a whole lot of fat pussy in a month’s time. Even better, since you are obviously a glutton hog, you will love the fact that you get access to over SEVENTY other sites when you join this one. No additional fees — 70 sites. We know the sites too, they are very very good. They are not all BBW sites, but they will entertain you nonetheless.

Not too bad of a niche site. Lots of big beauties and lots of additional websites for a great price.

Visit the site: www.bigfatporn.com

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Big Ebony Mamas Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Mama gonna show you what's up

Mama gonna show you what's up

The site: bigebonymamas.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Did I miss anything? Hundreds of videos of large black women at a price cheaper than the food you ate yesterday. Nope — that about sums it up. Join. Now. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigebonymamas.com

I have a confession to make — I always wanted to fuck Nell Carter. Remember that bitch from Gimme a Break? The one that puts the vacuum cleaner in the fish tank on the show intro – -yeah that big, fat black chick. She gave me a boner every time she put that gigantic apron around her huge gut and tits. OH — and that “Roz” bitch from Night Court too! I wanted to stick her badge on my chest and then baton-rape her while that Bull Shannon fingered her ass. Ohhh kaayyyyy…just me, huh?Yeah right, you fucking liars. I know you like big black bitches because you are reading a review for Big Ebony Mamas, and if they were anything in this world, they were that! And there are dozens and dozens of women on this site cut from that exact same mold. Big, beautiful and motherfucking black! And with tits the size of body pillows. I love black chicks — and especially big ones. Why? Mind your own fucking business — it’s probably for the same reason you do, asshole!.

And this site has all of the bells and whistles. They have thousands of pictures (which I don’t care a whole lot about — who looks at pictures anymore, when you’ve got video to watch?). They have hundreds of full-length videos. They have live chat with big, black women 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They have bonus content in the way of exotic stories, XXX games, e-zines and more. Oh — and they have over 50 additional sites that are included with your paid membership!

And because it’s a site brought to you by the PimpRoll organization — yeah, you know what I’m about to say, don’t you — you get a 3 day trial membership for $2.99. Fucking peanuts. And a regular monthly membership is only $24.95. Twenty-five bucks a month for a shit-ton of big, black chicks? Fuck The Man! He ain’t keepin’ us down no more!

Did I miss anything? Hundreds of videos of large black women at a price cheaper than the food you ate yesterday. Nope — that about sums it up. Join. Now.

Visit the site: www.bigebonymamas.com

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Real Big Nudes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Fattie fattie two by four

Jesus Christ!

The site: realbignudes.com
The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A very entertaining site for big lady (and man) lovers. More coushin for the pushin’! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)


To join, click here:www.realbignudes.com

We at Porny Little Devil like to let our readers in on little secrets from time to time and right now is one of those times. Here you go…ALL fat chicks give good head! You can thank us later.

Realbignudes features big mommas getting their portly pussies plowed by big dicks. There are also some videos featuring fat guys as well, although they mainly focus on big women with normal sized men. They offer several downloadable videos as well as several still nude photos. We understand that this is a niche site, and some people may not be into the heavies. The beauty of it is that the monthly fee of $24.95 gets you access to over 50 other sites as well, only one of which is another chubby site. Therefore, there are numerous other genres to enjoy for the same total price!

A very good scene — Large and Lusty, scene 3 — a plump princess gets fucked good and hard in the ass. The camera angle from behind allows you to see her big, puffy pussy hang down. She gets a very impressive ass ravaging, cumming more than once. Then she sucks him off for good measure.

Another very entertaining movie featured here is called The World’s First 300 lbs. Gang Bang. Kat Cleavage, a regular sized porn star, takes on 50 guys, all over 300 lbs. In a pre-fuck interview, she is asked if she is afraid of getting suffocated. She is not, and luckily that does not happen. It is worth the price of its weight in gold, however, to watch this video! As a bonus, for those of you who are Howard Stern Fans, you will recognize one of the fat fuckers as High Pitch Erik, a regular guest on the Howard Stern Show.

We love women of all sizes. As long as you have a pussy, we are all for fucking you! If you have not checked out any heavy sites, take a chance on this one. We can almost guarantee your entertainment!

A very entertaining site for big lady (and man) lovers. More coushin for the pushin’! … 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.realbignudes.com

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Pantyhose Plumpers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Pantyhose Plumpers Sample Photo

I bet those pantyhose smell like a rotting ham.

The site: pantyhoseplumpers.com
The price:

The verdict: We know you are out there, so if you are digging fat chicks with pantyhose on, we have to say that this is the site for you — since this may be the only site like that in the world! Great for few, bizarre for most.  5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.pantyhoseplumpers.com

Ok…NOW this is getting a little ridiculous. The fetishes are starting to narrow, the lines are starting to blur. Can’t you fucking perverts pick a single fetish and stick to it?? Good lord, people…what’s next? Teen MILFs in leather pantyhose? Pregnant midgets that like pain and feet? We are not sure…but for now we have to live with Pantyhose Plumpers, and you guessed it…it is a site about fat bitches in nylons.

First things first — these are not “plumpers.” These bitches are downright fat. No other word better describes them. If you like them a little thick, check out one of our other plumper sites. If you like them layered with fat, then keep reading, you kinky devil you.

From a purely objective standpoint, the site is not all that bad. Firstly, the videos are all original (that should go without saying, but we are never sure what you guys are thinking out there!), and they are very well done. The quality is that great amateur quality that also looks very good (not grainy…but the perfect amateur type lighting).The fucking is good and the cum shots generally involve the pantyhose somehow, which is also a bonus for hose lovers. The girls are very large, but like we have always said…fat chicks try so much harder than skinny, hot chicks, so they can be great fucks to watch and listen to if you keep an open mind. Try Rose on for size…that fat, filthy slut is a good fuck.

The cost to join is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a full month. We would generally say that due to the fact the fetish is so narrow it would be a bad deal for most and a great deal for a few…but joining this site will also get you access to about a dozen or so other sites, most of which are MUCH more universal and pleasing to the masses than this narrowly defined fetish of fat hosers. The other sites are very well done, so we think it is a good deal to join.

We know you are out there, so if you are digging fat chicks with pantyhose on, we have to say that this is the site for you — since this may be the only site like that in the world! Great for few, bizarre for most.

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Plumper Facials Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

They make special bras for fatties

Fucking gross fat bitch.

The site: plumperfacials.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 month

The verdict: If you like ‘em big a sassy, this is for you! Sooooeeyyy!!!! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.plumperfacials.com

Holy fatties! Ever been hoggin’? You are about to go! Plumper Facials has some of the chunkiest broads ever to suck a cock on film. We always wonder why it is that chunkers try so hard to be “cute” instead of just grabbing a cock and going to town. They always try to poke a finger in their dimples or act coy. Give it up, fatties! Suck a dick and make us happy!

We cannot put it any better than the makers of the site themselves: “BBW, Big Lesbos, Dirty Dildo Play, Fat Ass Penetration, Heavyweight Sex ,Big & Bizarre Close-ups, Mammoth Hooters, 350+ pounds extreme, Big Black Mamas and Plumper Amateurs. Whether you are looking for fat amateurs hungry for cock or large ladies from the porn industry, we’ve got them all right here just for you! We have created one of the largest collections of BBW and fat images and video celebrating thousands of exclusive chubby images you won’t find anywhere else on the internet.”

Pretty much sums it up, huh? That is what it is all about. A nicely done plumper site if we do say so ourselves. They have a lot of videos and images and most all of them are all original, although we think the “stars” videos may come from elsewhere (do not quote us on that, it is just a guess). There are a lot of good amateurs for sure. For example, Tina was a massive broad that we found on this site. Tina was actually not too bad looking, but she was a whale. Easily over 2 bills, maybe 2and a half. But her face was pretty and she shaved her giant beaver, so that was good. She did try to pull that cutesy, coy shit that we hate, but when it got down to it she — like all fat chicks — knew how to use her mouth. She apparently pretended it was a big old, black ice cream cone and lick it down to nothing! Good work, fatty!

The membership fee for this one is $1.00for a trial and $34.95 for a month. That is great if you have the plumper fetish. IF you do not, then you will think it is a bunch of fat chicks getting pummeled. The good bonus is that there are several other sites that come free with your subscription (sorry—the rest of the girls are average to skinny), so it really is a decent deal!

If you like ‘em big a sassy, this is for you! Sooooeeyyy!!!!

Visit the site: www.plumperfacials.com

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Chubby Secrets Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Its no secret to me

She can't keep a secret, apparently.

The site: chubbysecrets.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: This niche site serves its purpose very well. Not only lots of sex with heavies, but also funny spoof videos as well. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)


To join, click here:www.chubbysecrets.com

Ok…we obviously see where the chubby part comes in, but where is the secret? We thought everyone knew that fucking fat girls is the most underrated sexual acttivity known to man. These ladies generally want to overcompensate for their lack of a “perfect” hollywood body, so they work extra hard in the sack. Hmmm…now that we think about it, maybe we should keep this our little secret!

But for the sake of our readers, we will not. Chubbysecrets.com is a collection of downloadable videos of big, beautiful women getting sexed down by big dicked studs. Some are just a little thick while others are enormous, but all have nice pussies and wet mouths, so it is all the same to us! For the smaller of the chubbies, see Heather Heels in Chunky Band Camp, scene 2. It is a stretch to call her chubby at all, and she is a phoenomenal fuck to boot. She gets hammered from behind and yelps the entire time! For those of you who truly like heavy ladies, there is Angel in Scale Bustin’ Bimbos #4. This is a bizarre scene, with Angel pretending to be getting fucked, licked, etc., by you the viewer…a first person “shooter” so to speak. Fat Sex in the City is also a comedic spoof on Sex and the City, but features some good sex if you are a chub lover!

This site is a member of Pimproll, so for $24.95 per month you get access to these chubsters, as well as over 50 other sites (of many different varieties) and many other extras. So, if you are only a casual fatty hound (don’t worry, your secret is safe with us), then you can stop by from time to time and check out other fetishes as well!

Niche sites like this one are hit or miss. We believe that if you are going to produce a niche site, don’t dabble…go all the way. If you want to feature midgets, don’t just get shorter than average girls…get the shortest fucking dwarf you can find. Same with heavies. Chubbysecrets does have some smaller, “fat” chicks, but they also have some colossal honies! All-in-all we are satisfied that no matter if your preference is XL, XXL, or XXXXXL, you will find what you are looking for here.

This niche site serves its purpose very well. Not only lots of sex with heavies, but also funny spoof videos as well. …

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.chubbysecrets.com

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Dirty Plumpers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dirty Plumpers Sample Photo

"I got you where I want you...and now I'm gonna EAT you!"

The site: dirtyplumpers.com

The price:

The verdict: Well, what can we say. If you like ‘em fat, then you should have a fucking heyday with this site. $1.00 to join for three days, and $34.95for a 30 day membership. Many other sites included in your membership, which you may need after seeing this horror show. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtyplumpers.com

Holy down-on-their-luck, Batman! Check out these nasty bitches! Dirty Plumpers…what’d you expect…professionals? The disgusting hogs are mistreated, abused and generally discarded after they are given a good dicking down (and more than likely their demands for a large meal at Golden Corral were met as well).

There is an old adage that proclaims that the fatter the girl is, the hungrier and bigger her appetite for sex is. Well, we are not concerned with the appetite of these particular ladies…they have not missed any meals. Hungrier in bed? Sure, we will buy that. They do try hard and they do get into their fucking. That is the one thing that could get us to join these mastodons!

Many of these girls are not all that bed if they would lose about 50 to75 pounds. Some are very cute and very sexual, which goes a long way in our book. Some, in all honesty, have very little hope of ever turning heads, unless you count turning heads away…to vomit. But all kidding aside, we understand that some people like to go hogging, and if you do then this is the place to go. Fatties like these are getting into their shit on Dirty Plumpers.

One of the not so bad ladies that we mentioned is Autumn, a chunky, but not disgustingly fat, brunette. Autumn, who is quite possibly mildly retarded, just wants to make these guys happy. Hell, we are not even sure if she asked for money or not. She is straight out of the trailer park and right onto her knees. She does suck a nice cock, and we are sure it is due to constant practice on her lot-mates. Her spot is but a BJ, but a decent one. She takes a load up the nose and in the eye. Go home, Autumn…lay down that slobbering little head and rest apiece.

And then on the other hand there is the black and white lesbian couple. Holy fucking shit, these bitches are HUGE! Hundreds, if not thousands, of pounds of cottage cheese. Legs that look like they have massive hail damage. You can’t even see these botches’ gashes without lifting up their gigantic stomachs. Fucking wow. Not much we can say but that. You know how you see a train wreck and just can’t take your eyes off of it? Prepare to be shocked & awed!

Well, what can we say. If you like ‘em fat, then you should have a fucking heyday with this site. $1.00 to join for three days, and $34.95for a 30 day membership. Many other sites included in your membership, which you may need after seeing this horror show.

5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtyplumpers.com

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Fat and Chunky Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Fat ass.

The site: fatandchunky.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: My stick likes ‘em thick. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.fatandchunky.com

There are tons of booty sites out there with chicks in good shape that have a bangin’ ass. This ain’t one of them. These chicks don’t have the God-given backyard that those other chicks have. These asses are born of funnel cakes, bon bons, pork fritters and deep dish pizzas. Jiggly, jiggly!

Now, these chicks aren’t huge porkers necessarily, but they do have a lot of hail damage going on in the ass and thigh areas. And the lot of them have more chins than Hong Kong. But lots of us, including yourself, like chicks with lots of real estate about them. And, of course, fat chicks always have big tits…so there you go!

I could do without the silly fake acting, though. What do we need that for? If I was making these movies, the script would go like this — “You’re fat. Now suck my cock.”

My favorite fatty here was Bunny. She was pretty big in the ass, and had a decent sized gut on her too. More to love, I say. She also had a huge rainbow tattooed right above her pussy, and as large as she is, there’s a good chance that a standard-sized leprechaun actually lives in her cunt. There was a giant black cock that went a-lookin’ for the pot of gold in the video I watched.

Get your fatties for $1 for a one day trial, or dive in with a monthly at $25. You can even buy 2 months, and get one free. It’s also important to note that you get about a dozen sites in all when you join. The niches range from fatties to ethnic to elves – -and everything in between.

My stick likes ‘em thick.

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.fatandchunky.com

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