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Tushy School Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She's a closeted head banger

She's a closeted head banger

The site: tushyschool.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers. 6.5 out of 10

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushyschool.com

You know – I’ve never really thought that porn chicks were the brightest bulbs on the tree. But when they star in porn movies where they are being taught how to jam a finger up someone’s ass…well, that’s just fucking downright dumb in my book. Dumb…and really fucking HOT!

Right off the bat – they have a very nice video featuring the rare nympho neopolitan  -  a redhead, a blonde and a brunette. This triple-threat is fucking fantastic. Look for the video starring Becky, Janine and Ms. Kelly. Janine crawls up on the teacher’s desk and Ms. Kelly starts shoving things in her ass, as Becky the blonde watches on. Slick up your dong and be at the ready.

It appears that they add a new, high quality video each week – and new pictures all the time. The chicks are way above average, and they are not re-hashed wannabes that some sites have. These are gonnabes – as in, they’re gonna be big some day (and also probably gonna be poor and addicted to cocaine at some point as well).

It’s just under $30 per month to join – and even cheaper than that if you plop down $100 for 6 months. Is it worth it? I think so – there are lots of lesbian experiences and lots of hot chicks. Oh –  and they all focus on the poop chute. Shit – I’d even join for a month, download as much as I could then quietly fade away.

A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Visit the site: www.tushyschool.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Trampling Bitch Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

trampling-bitchThe site: tramplingbitch.com
The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot to say — shit, what CAN you say? Lots of bitches walking all over a lot of fucking assholes. Get your cocks out, stompers! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.tramplingbitch.com

Whew. Ok…I’m gonna have to tiptoe here (no pun intended) — but, ummm….what in the FUCK possess a person to get off on being stomped all over? I’ve always said “To each his own,” but damn, people — do you REALLY get your nuts full by getting walked on? I just can’t make the connection. Feet I can see. Smoking, sure. Even bondage is reasonable. But there ain’t NO bitch gonna walk on my chest with stiletto heels on. That’s grounds for a domestic dispute where I come from.

But like I said, to each his own — so if you’re still reading this then you like the trampling. Fine by me. You’re a different cat, but that’s what makes the world go around I suppose. Anyway, check out Trampling Bitch — it seems to be a dandy of a trampling site.

I gotta be honest — I’m just trying to put myself in your high heels here since I do not get off on this. But if I DID get into it, it seems that this site would do the trick for me. Why? Because there is a HUGE variety of trampling activities — with heels and without, on faces, chests and balls, in different areas of the house and public, etc. Lots of variety to me usually spells for a good amount of jerk-offs. I can only jerk off to the same scenario so many times, folks. I need to change it up quite often. If I dug the stomping, this site would allow me to do that.

And I KNOW the price would please me. At one fucking dollar, who wouldn’t it please? As a matter of fact, that price is so pleasing, it would be hard to get stomping mad after paying it, thus leaving you less-than-satiated. I’m sorry — I don’t know what the fuck has gotten into me today — just join the trial period — it’s worth it.

Not a whole lot to say — shit, what CAN you say? Lots of bitches walking all over a lot of fucking assholes. Get your cocks out, stompers!

Visit the site: www.tramplingbitch.com

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Bondage Ladies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The bondage thing is cool and all but nobody touches my nipples

That is one flat chested lady.

The site: bondageladies.com

The price: $1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: We think that this is one of the good ones. It is a very large site with lots of pictures and videos and, from what we could tell, they are really well done. They get pretty graphic but not so graphic that you are horrified. The network is a stellar deal as well. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bondageladies.com

We wanted to get to this review a whole lot sooner for your bondage lovers, but we couldn’t as we were all tied up! HA!!!!! We kill us! Whew!!! That is some good shit right there! Classic jokery!

Bondage Ladies is a mega-site with many what we like to refer to as “commercial bondage” videos and pictures. What we mean by that is that while this is a real bondage site, it is not a real extreme bondage site. This is the kind of bondage that most people think of and most people like. There are also extreme bondage sites out there that we have reviewed that many people cannot stomach. For those of you that want the hardcore stuff as opposed to this, see our review for SadoSlaves.

That being said, they do push the envelope quite a ways. It is more than a light spank on the rump and a rope around her hands. There is some pain and some “torture” here, so this ain’t pansy shit! There are also a lot of pics and vids of candle wax, piercing and BDSM, such as clothespins and hard-tying! Very nice quality videos as well! Not soft-core, but not the hardest we have seen. In our opinion, based upon our personal preferences, this is the happy medium.

The best part fo this is the fee and the network deal that goes along with it. First of all, you can get three days for $1.00, which is incredible at the very least. Then if you like the punishment that they are dishing out, you can join for 30 days for $29.92. That would honestly be a good price for this site alone, as it is a very nice little bondage site. But you also get, in addition to this site, SIXTY more sites! They are not all bondage and BDSM sites, but they are all good and you should be able to find a lot of shit that you like in 60different sites with many different themes!

We think that this is one of the good ones. It is a very large site with lots of pictures and videos and, from what we could tell, they are really well done. They get pretty graphic but not so graphic that you are horrified. The network is a stellar deal as well.

Visit the site: www.bondageladies.com

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Spank Him Hard

by The Caveman (admin)

Oh come on. You'll like it

SPANK THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!

The site: spankhimhard.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Definitely different and not for some — but with all of the other sites included and, if you are into male spanking, the tight focus on the fetish at hand, it a a great deal. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.spankhimhard.com

We have seen countless spanking sites, but this one the only one that we have seen to date dedicated solely to spanking MEN. Now, me personally, I ain’t letting no bitch smack me around. It’s just not my thing. Okay…the truth is, if she was as hot as most of the girls on this site, I may let her do whatever she wanted to me. But let me tell you one thing, after she did that, I’d fuck her so hard she would bleed semen for a month.

This one may be one of the smallest niches we’ve seen in a while. Honestly, it’s not for me. But then again, if I only gave reviews on what I liked, we’d sure have a lot of midget sites, now wouldntt we? I try to be fair and honest about the product, regardless of whether it is my cup of pussy or not. This one? Good product.

What is good about it? First of all, as you know this is a fetish site, and fetish sites are SUPPOSED to be different. They are not supposed to end up with a BJ, a pussy eating and fucking. Unless, I suppose, that is the fetish. But generally, you want the maker of the site to focus more on the fetish and less on the fucking. That is what these folks have done. These videos spend a LONG time showing a super hot chick knocking the shit out of a big dude.

Secondly, the aforementioned super hot girls. They got some dandies here, let me tell ya. Pretty big dudes, too. And these girls are REALLY enjoying the reversal of roles — the chance to smack the donkey shit out of these guys and not have their eyes blackened for them. These guys end up with asses redder than a fire truck and probably just as hot.

To join this site means to join the Super Site Pass — a network of over 20 fetish sites for the price of one — $29.95 per month. But you can take a gander for less than $5 for three days. Not a bad deal. Shit, you could take a few vacations days from work, spend $5 and watch dudes get the shit beat out of them, while you jerk off. Sounds like a cheap vacation to me.

Definitely different and not for some — but with all of the other sites included and, if you are into male spanking, the tight focus on the fetish at hand, it a a great deal.

Visit the site: www.spankhimhard.com

… 7 out of 10

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Burning Angel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

burningangel

This is what it looks like when an angel burns.

The site: burningangel.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.burningangel.com

I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.

This site is one of my all-time favorite pro sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock, and this network is fucking FULL of them.

There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore.  Like, really good hardcore fucking.

The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out, and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words, good and entertaining form of Playboy.

The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site.  I said the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again -only if you’re into tattooed gals.

I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.

Visit the site: www.burningangel.com

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Sadistic Sluts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Yipes!

The site: sadisticsluts.com

The price: $2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: Elvira herself would be proud of this site. If you are into the pain and dark side of sex, you are going to shit yourself here…but only if we say you can! Bitch!  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.sadisticsluts.com

No pain, no gain!

If that rings true, then the makers of Sadistic Sluts have out gained everyone! This site features some of the darkest and most disturbing types of bondage ever seen on film. This is definitely not for the weak of stomach or for those who are into a little tying up and a smack on the ass. This is hardcore shit, folks!

Sadistic Sluts offers the type of bondage that makes some people cringe and say, “Who the fuck would let someone do that to them?” The good news is that there is no one type of bondage that they focus on, offering several videos with different ways to hurt and pleasure people.

The one that caught our eye most quickly was Pierced and Punished, posted on December 8, 2005. The torture victim is a sexy brunette with ginormous tits! Awe mean extra, extra large, boys! The kind that should have Goodyear tattooed on them! She is chained to the wall in a dungeon, but that just wasn’t enough for these filmmakers. She then gets caned with a thin rod on her ass, a move that had to hurt like a motehrfucker! But they weren’t done yet. They then shoved 8 piercing devices through her back and several in the back of her arms! OUCH!! Done? Not yet! They then lave all of those devices on her back together so that she looks like a giant roller skate! Why? Hell if we know, but if you are into pain I can almost guarantee you a super hard cum!

There are SEVERAL other videos along this same vein, with tight ropes around the tits and many, many clothespins pinching huge boobs! If that is a little too much for you, there are also somewhat lighter videos, with tying up and fucking…although those are fairly hardcore as well.

The pictures on this site are well worth watching too, with many different areas of bondage getting ample picture time. There are many partial fisting and whole fisting pics, as well as bound and balled, chained and a “bolt cutter assault!” We will let you discover that last one for yourself!

This is a niche site that you may or may not be into. It is all or nothing here, so be sure before you join. The membership fee for an entire month is $39.99, but the hard to beat price of $2.95 will get you a three-day membership. That will give you plenty of time to determine how twisted you are!!

Elvira herself would be proud of this site. If you are into the pain and dark side of sex, you are going to shit yourself here…but only if we say you can! Bitch!

Visit the site: www.sadisticsluts.com

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CFNM Gold Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

his dick is sick too ladies.

Med school appears to be a lot easier to get through these days.

The site: cfnmgold.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: Not the best CFNM site I have ever seen, but it was okay, I suppose. There are better sites within the network, though. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here: www.cfnmgold.com

This may be a stereotype, and it has nothing to do with the site I am reviewing here, but I bet President Obama has the largest cock of any American President in history. I also bet that Teddy Roosevelt’s balls measured the largest in circumference of all of the Presidents. Longest taint? James Garfield, without a doubt.

I discovered this genre not too long ago, and I like it a lot. In case you’re amongst the uninformed, CFNM means clothed females, nude male. In other words, the videos usually have one dude in the buff, and a number of ladies, all clothed, and all fucking around with him. Not sure why it’s so erotic – -I guess it leaves some to the imagination.

This particular site has tons of chicks, most of whom are better than average starlet-types. It’s a pro site, but not over the top Barbie doll chicks. And the dudes they have on here are not big-cranked studs at all. Most of them are fucking tools with average cocks. Kind of like you – so you should be able to get into it pretty well.

There’s a lot of silly fake acting and stupid games and shit – but when they finally do get down to putting things in holes, it gets pretty decent. Again, the chicks stay clothed, so we’re talking fucking up inside mini skirts and blow jobs and stuff like that. I love to watch a chick’s panties get pulled aside and see a scud work its way up the tuna tunnel!

The fee is standard — $30 per month. With that, you get about a dozen sites, many of which are populated by insane bitches. There are several sites in the network with so-called “extreme” chicks –  so if you like to watch sluts out of control, you may seriously think about investing in this bundle of smut.

Not the best CFNM site I have ever seen, but it was okay, I suppose. There are better sites within the network, though.

… 6 out of 10

To join, click here: www.cfnmgold.com

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CFNM Exposed Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

"So...your dick hurts, huh?"

The site: cfnmexposed.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Different indeeed, but not WAY out there. Just left of mainstream. Well put together site. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.cfnmexposed.com

I know exactly what you’re thinking — what the fuck is CFNM? I was too — took me a while to figure it out. Cunt Farmers and Nasty Midgets? Copulating Frenchmen Navigating Mud puddles? Clit Fisting Narcissistic Mannequins? All good guesses — but no. It stands for Clothes Females, Naked Males. Feel stupid now, don’t you?

The premise of this type of site is pretty simple — the chicks stayed clothed and dominate/torture/generally fuck with men who are, well…not clothed. What’s the draw? Hell if I know — I’m not into that shit. But I know many of you are, or else you wouldn’t have made it to this paragraph — and as I always say, one man’s spanking is another man’s anal sex! Get you some of this…

Another running theme is male degradation. Strip his botch ass down and make him do shit he doesn’t want to do — but then suck his cock and let him fuck you. Hmmm…seems a little contradictory to me. Unless these guys are guy…why wouldn’t they want to do that shit? Beats me…I’ll take this kind of abuse any day

One thing that I liked about this site is that the guys seem to be average dudes. They are not all beefcakes and brawn — some are a little too fat, a little too hairy — come to think of it they look exactly like you — besides the fact they are packing significantly more sausage than you. The girls — above average but not barbie doll like. Cute to be sure — better than cute, actually. Hot. But not over the top hot. Nice dichotomy.

CFNM isn’t the only thing exposed here — a dandy deal is also brought to light. Hey, I know I said before that this isn’t necessarily my bag — but for a fucking dollar? Shit, I’d watch 3 crickets fuck each other for a dollar! What have you got to lose? You can use that buck you were gonna use for a rubber tonight (since you obviously don’t need that) and get three days of jerk work. If you like it, whip out your c.c. and it’ll only cost $24.95 per month. If you don’t like it, tell them to fuck themselves. What do I care?

Different indeeed, but not WAY out there. Just left of mainstream. Well put together site.

… 8 out of 10

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CFNM Idol Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Therapy sessions gone wild!

The site: cfnmidol.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up? 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.cfnmidol.com

This is a FANTASTIC idea and hopefully the next big thing in internet porn — interactive pron sites. Not interactive in that they fuck and you jerk off — they’re all interactive in that sense. On this CFNM iste (that stands for “clothed females, naked (or nude) males”, by the way), you, the member, submit stories and then vote on which user-submitted stories/fantasies are best. The top vote getters win, and those fantasies are acted out in videos. Damn…if they could all be like this…Not only is it a completely new and excellent idea, they do a phenomenal job at taking this fantasies that the members want to see and turning them into nice, clear, crisp videos with very sexy chicks, stud dudes and great sets. All of the work is extremely professional, and doe snot look like some 2 bit operation threw together a quick fantasy. The only downside is that this “Idol” does not have that angry British dude making fun of everyone, nor does it have that hot, drunken bitch (we’d like to see her get naked and fucked hard…go put that shit on this site and vote on it!)

And there is no limit of how many times you can submit a story or how many stories you can submit. Just type up what gives you a boner and start voting! Now…if you are deeply disturbed and write some story about a scorpion stinging your balls while some bitches in Sherpa outfits take turns tasering each other with a bug zapper, all while your mother-in-law stands idly by, eating Doritos and reciting the lyrics to the Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil” in German…well then, you’re probably not looking at having that one voted in, and you may even be voted off the island yourself. But if you’re just looking for a good, hard fantasy…who knows?!

Here’s the best part — you could theoretically be turned in to a porno script writer for the low, low price of $1. That’s correct — if you join CFNM Idol through the links on this very page, you initial membership fee is one dollar. That’s the cheapest fee on the internet, as far as we have found. And you even get to PARTICIPATE on this site — so it honestly has to be one of the best deals on the web.

Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up?

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmidol.com

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