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Russian Sex Doll Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

They use vodka bottles as dildos in Russia.

They use vodka bottles as dildos in Russia.

The site: russiansexdoll.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent Russian fuck site. Perestroika! 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.russiansexdoll.com

Have you ever met an asshole that DIDN’T like to lick on vagina? I have. And I hated him just as much as you’d expect. I mean — what possible reasoning could a person have for not eating pussy? I could understand if every woman’s cunt smelled like what I imagine Courtney Love’s cunt to smell like…but they don’t. Most vagina smells and tastes like blueberry muffins drenched in heroin.

Here we go again with the Russian chicks. I fucking LOVE Russian sluts. Maybe it’s the whole forbidden thing from the Cold War, I don’t know. But I know that my cock jumps out of my fucking pants like a cobra on a mongoose every time I see a Russian chick. And RussianSexDoll.com has tons of them.

It seems to me that Russian chicks were suppressed from all things good for so long, that they are now going berserk for the cock. Kind of like the Preacher’s daughter that becomes a gutter slut the minute she turns 18 and moves out. RussianSexDolls had captured a few of them from the wild and forced them to perform, like their famed bears on unicycles.

A mere $25 (746 Rubles) will get you the entire stable of sluts on Russian Sex Dolls, as well as ELEVEN additional fuck sites. So you get all of the Cold War spoils, as well as more additional content than you can shake your dick at.

Excellent Russian fuck site. Perestroika!

8.5 out of 10

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Everyday Slaves Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Nipple clamps remind me of roach clips.  I suck on both.

Nipple clamps remind me of roach clips. I suck on both.

The site: EverydaySlaves.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I really like the site. If you’re a fetish guy — or better yet, a fetish couple — join and check it out. You could get a lot of new ideas. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.everydayslaves.com

I thought the word “slave” was off limits these days? Did these people not get the memo? Hopefully they did, and are throwing out a big “fuck you” to the whole PC thing.

The guys who made this site tell me that the people on Everyday Slaves are REAL couples that have allowed some of their fetish material to be filmed and put on the Net. Is this possible? Of course, people do it all the time. Do I know that these are, in fact, real couples? No clue — but I can tell you that many of them certainly don’t look like your typical porn actors/actresses, so it’s very possible.

Whether or not they are real couples, it’s obvious that each person — man or woman — that appears on EverydaySlaves is actually into the fetish/BDSM/dom lifestyle. You can tell when someone is faking it, with a little leather, a loosely tied rope and some red lipstick. This shit here is the real deal.

And it’s not just a guy tying up a chick and fucking her. This site has male, female and lesbian domination and submission, domestic discipline, bondage and a whole lot more — all apparently amongst real couples. It’s very good and does a great job focusing on the fetish and not the sex.

$25 will get you full access to EverydaySlaves.com, along with their 100% exclusive content and guest appearances by new couples all the time. This is at least $5 less per month than I would normally expect to pay for an all-amateur fetish site like this, so it’s all good to me, as far as the membership fee goes.

I really like the site. If you’re a fetish guy — or better yet, a fetish couple — join and check it out. You could get a lot of new ideas.

9 out of 10

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Beauty and Braces Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Sweet!

Sweet!

The site: beautyandbraces.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: If you like chicks with braces — and lots of them — I’m gonna say that Beauty and Braces is your best, and possibly only, bet. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.beautyandbraces.com

I fucked a chick with braces once. On her legs, that is, not her teeth. Things were going great until she somehow got locked in place with her legs crossed and my dick stuck in her snatch, and my finger stuck in her ass. The ER doc got a good laugh out of the whole ordeal.

I was mildly aware of a braces (teeth, not legs) fetish, but had never stumbled on a site dedicated to it until now. I would have expected such a site to be an awkward mess featuring chicks that were so “fresh” that one would feel disgusting even looking at them. That is SO not the case here.

BeautyAndBraces.com is a very, very well done site with fresh and mature chicks alike, all sporting metal mouths. The chicks are hot, and the content is plentiful. Now, it’s a true fetish site, so most of the videos aren’t them fucking or anything. Instead, the focus is on the fetish itself, the braces, and not necessarily all about sex.

The fee to get off with the ONLY braces site that I am aware of is less than $25 per month. You can bet your ass that the content is 100% exclusive. In addition, with BeautyandBraces you also get access to another great fetish site, Rope Rookie.

If you like chicks with braces — and lots of them — I’m gonna say that Beauty and Braces is your best, and possibly only, bet.

8 out of 10

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The Upper Floor Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture

The site: theupperfloor.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.theupperfloor.com

Talk about hot of the presses — TheUpperFloor.com is as fresh as it gets. Shit — as I write this the site hasn’t even launched yet. But I’m a VIP, motherfuckers, so I can sneak peeks so you fuckers know what to expect.

The best way to describe this exceptionally great site is to let the people who made (Kink.com) it tell you themselves. Sure, it’s cheating on my part, but fuck it — here’s what they have to say:

“Kink.com has spent 11 years producing quality BDSM entertainment, with a view to celebrating and demystifying alternative sexualities. The Armory is a 200,000 sq foot ex-military castle in the heart of San Francisco. After kink.com obtained the armory, a wider mission was formed of ‘exploring and demystifying alternative lifestyles’.

The most illusive and challenging such concept worthy of exploration was the creation of a 24×7 BDSM lifestyle space as fantasized about in BDSM literature such as ‘Story of O’, Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series, and Laura Antoniou’s MarketPlace Series. Such literature often describes a castle like place in which the norms of society are replaced by the rules of dominance and submission. “The Upper Floor” is an exploration into the feasibility of such a place and lifestyle.

Mission: To create a 24×7 alternative lifestyle community.
Vision: To repurpose the top floor of the Armory as an Edwardian styled Great House, in which masters, mistresses and slaves will all have a role.”

Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed.

10 out of 10

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Uniform Ladies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There better be some thing good in that syringe

There better be some thing good in that syringe

The site: uniformladies.com
The verdict: Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.uniformladies.com

Ahhh…now THIS is more like it!!! Remember the good old days of porn — the fantasy days where people pretended to be cops or firefighters or nurses — just to spice things up a little? Remember when you could find great stuff like that instead of just interviews and straight fucking? We do — and this site brought it all rushing back to us! We missed you, oh sexual fantasy!

Uniform Ladies has a large variety of incredibly gorgeous ladies in differing garb. Christmas nighties, police girl unis and military millinery to name a few. Do you like the idea of cowgirls, nurses, school girls and stewardesses? Of course you do. They have every one of those — and DOZENS more. This is truly a great, great site if you are into role playing.

They have a HUGE gallery of thumb nailed pics and also a HUGE gallery of sexy videos, all of ladies in role play. This is a spectacular mega-collection of uniformed broads. It really is. We see a stray naughty nurse, or a schoolgirl site now and then — but it is rare for us to find such a huge archive all videos and pictures of so many different types of uniforms and dress-up play. This is a niche that needed filling and these folks have filled it!

Our favorite? DO you honestly think that we can pick a favorite dress-up character from a list that not only includes the aforementioned unis, but also construction gals, secretaries, ballerinas, chauffeurs and Russian spies? No chance at that — we loved every one of them. And we must reiterate — these chicks are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!! The hottest.

And the very best part of it we have not even mentioned yet. That is the price. $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. Not blown away, huh? How about if they throw in SIXTY other sites for no extra fee? We thought so. Over 60 sites for less than $30 per month. We have seen one or two networks with bigger deals, but they are few and far between. This is not only a wonderful site, but a wonderful network as well.

Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Visit the site: www.uniformladies.com

10 out of 10

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Burning Angel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

God I love hot tattooed chicks

God I love hot tattooed chicks

The site: burningangel.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.burningangel.com

I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.This site is one of my all-time favorite “pro” sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet – if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock – and this network is fucking FULL of them.

There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore – like really good hardcore fucking.

The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out – and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit – oh, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words – a good and entertaining form of Playboy.

The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site – the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again – only if you’re into tattooed gals.

I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.

Visit the site: www.burningangel.com

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Rope Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

why the mask Tonto?

why the mask Tonto?

The site: ropeporn.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: In a word — fucking stellar (the term “fucking” is so common and essential in my vocabulary that I don’t even consider it a word anymore). Incredibly dark, exceedingly erotic – a one of a kind. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.ropeporn.com

If you don’t like to be tied up or to tie someone else up before coitus, well then – fuck you! That’s right…I said it. Fuck off, you prudish dick. What – do you just do your hookers missionary? I bet you jerk off with gloves too, you priggish bastard. C’mon – live a little. Break out your cock and tie it to the keyboard, then read this review. When you are done reading, go join the site mentioned and then untie your cock. I guarantee you it will want your hand more than ever before.

The premise of the entire site is a simple idea (basically bondage with hemp ropes), but not easy to make unique and captivating. The guys that made this site took shit to a whole new level and, in doing so, created a masterpiece. The chicks are in the teen/early 20s range, but none are the dolled up type that you see on so many solo girl sites. Instead, they are dark. Sexy, no doubt, but troubled. And because of this, they allow themselves to be bound – and after that they have no control over what happens. And that “what” is a lot of sex and pain.

Each girl is tightly bound with hard and coarse ropes, then “tortured” with the tongues of masked men. They want to escape, but are forced to remain still and silent (unless told otherwise) while the masked men have their way with them. Then, when they are given the slightest bit of slack in their ropes and able to free themselves, instead of rushing out of the room, they rush to the cocks of their captors and fuck them Stockholm Syndrome style.

We are very familiar with the makers of this site, as they have made several other sites that are cutting edge, very original and extremely sexy. No teeny boppers sucking on lollipops here. Instead you might find a teen whose psyche is shattered, sucking on a boot heel or being punished for complaining about her very real rope burns.

The only thing “standard” about this site is the fee to get a membership, which is your regular $29.95 per month (it seems this is the price of almost every site these days). But the normalcy ends there, as you also get 2 additional, incredible sites with that fee – Dirty Spank (one of my personal favorites) and Ripped Pantyhoses. Oh – and you can save a full month’s fee by joining for 90 days ($59.95). See? The way I see it, you can’t afford NOT to join.

In a word — fucking stellar (the term “fucking” is so common and essential in my vocabulary that I don’t even consider it a word anymore). Incredibly dark, exceedingly erotic – a one of a kind.

Visit the site: www.ropeporn.com
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CFNM Idol Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I totally perv out for some cfnm

I totally perv out for some cfnm

The site: cfnmidol.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up? 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.cfnmidol.com

This is a FANTASTIC idea and hopefully the next big thing in internet porn — interactive pron sites. Not interactive in that they fuck and you jerk off — they’re all interactive in that sense. On this CFNM iste (that stands for “clothed females, naked (or nude) males”, by the way), you, the member, submit stories and then vote on which user-submitted stories/fantasies are best. The top vote getters win, and those fantasies are acted out in videos. Damn…if they could all be like this…Not only is it a completely new and excellent idea, they do a phenomenal job at taking this fantasies that the members want to see and turning them into nice, clear, crisp videos with very sexy chicks, stud dudes and great sets. All of the work is extremely professional, and doe snot look like some 2 bit operation threw together a quick fantasy. The only downside is that this “Idol” does not have that angry British dude making fun of everyone, nor does it have that hot, drunken bitch (we’d like to see her get naked and fucked hard…go put that shit on this site and vote on it!)

And there is no limit of how many times you can submit a story or how many stories you can submit. Just type up what gives you a boner and start voting! Now…if you are deeply disturbed and write some story about a scorpion stinging your balls while some bitches in Sherpa outfits take turns tasering each other with a bug zapper, all while your mother-in-law stands idly by, eating Doritos and reciting the lyrics to the Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil” in German…well then, you’re probably not looking at having that one voted in, and you may even be voted off the island yourself. But if you’re just looking for a good, hard fantasy…who knows?!

Here’s the best part — you could theoretically be turned in to a porno script writer for the low, low price of $1. That’s correct — if you join CFNM Idol through the links on this very page, you initial membership fee is one dollar. That’s the cheapest fee on the internet, as far as we have found. And you even get to PARTICIPATE on this site — so it honestly has to be one of the best deals on the web.

Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up?

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmidol.com

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CFNM Secret Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

CFNM Secret Sample Photo

CFNM Secret Sample Photo

The site: cfnmsecret.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Excellent idea, excellent site, excellent network. It’s a certified boner buster. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.cfnmsecret.com

In case you’ve been cranking the shaft to silent movies of Elma and Delbert playing footsie in the garden, get with the program, folks – there is a lot of new shit out that will make your balls feel like they’ve been immersed in a vat of sexual pop rocks. This CFNM craze is one of them. CFNM stands for “Clothed Females, Nude Males” — and it’s a lot hotter than you’d think.For me, it’s an excellent new twist. I love the female body when nude, but when you review porn for a living, lots of chicks start looking all the same once they are in the buff. There are only so many ways you can dress up a naked chick without clothes. And let’s face it – once you’ve seen a billion naked bodies, they kind of lose their naughtiness.

Now, introduce sexy outfits to the scenario. Plaid skirts, stewardess outfits, nurse outfits – the possibilities are endless. Don’t fret – -they still suck cock and get their pussies blasted through and around the clothing – they just look a little sexier doing it. Plus, there’s an added element of fantasy there in fucking a chick with her clothes on, as it infers forbidden, quickie, public sex. At least to me it does.

Hands down, the best thing about this site is that it comes to us from the Reality Kings network, which we have said is our favorite network of sites. They have never failed to impress us with any of their dozens of sites. They consistently pump out incredibly entertaining sites with hotter chicks than anyone else in the business. Let’s put it this way – if my mother were to get back into porn, I’d insist she go with the Reality Kings.

Normally, I would strongly push the 3 day trial for $4.95, as it is cheaper and it gives you a brief glance to be sure you will like it. With Reality Kings sites, you are more than welcome to go that route – but you have nothing to worry about. They do it right every single time with every single one of their sites. Bar none.

Excellent idea, excellent site, excellent network. It’s a certified boner buster.

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmsecret.com
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Device Bondage Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Device Bondage Sample Photo

Device Bondage Sample Photo

The site: devicebondage.com

The price:$55.00/mo

The verdict: Take a chance on this site and you’ll be emailing me in 30 days with thanks and accolades. That is if you are allowed to come out of your Little Ease by then. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.devicebondage.com

Fucking Sweet! We’ve been looking for a site EXACTLY like this one for quite some time to ummm, you know — fill our niche. To calm the voices. To suppress the urges. You hearing the same voices and fighting the same urges. Relax and give in, my comrades…you can be yourself at Device Bondage.First things first — they have what they call a “device gallery” — a set of illustrations featuring their most heavily used BDSM devices. They are as follows: Flat Adjustable Spreaders, Flat Neck Wrist Spreaders, Little Ease, Spanish Stirrups, Spider Gag and Spiked Shock Dildo. Wow. See something in there you’ve never heard of? No problem – just click on the picture of the device and you will get a full description of what it is, where it came from and how to use it. Knowledge is power, my minions.

We have to comment on the quality of the models as well. Any old bondage site can get a halfway decent chick, pull her hair back real tight and slap some red lipstick on her and she will look pretty good. This one seeks out very sexy girls that do not need that (although they still do that from time to time) but who are ALSO very good at what they do. Good and dominating and being dominated. Very good.

As are the videos and themes themselves.

If you are into bondage at all, you have to check out the devices. Maybe you have never used devices or seen devices used — but that doesn’t mean you aren’t into them, you just don’t know it yet. These devices bring the level of the role-play up to an astronomical level. Trust us on this one. And we KNOW you are adventurous since you are into bondage in the first place.

Incredibly good content does come at a price that seems higher than other sites — $55 for a 1 month subscription, $99 for three months and $156 for 6 months. Why higher than normal porn? Because this isn’t normal porn, Einstein. You get what you pay for, right? Hell, I could sell you a fat white trash girl with a bucket on her head and a pair of clothes pins on her nipples for $20 a month — but what good would that do you? You want the good shit, you pay the premium. We think it’s worth it — but we are experts. You can take the one-legged crack whore with a glove on her hand if you want — we want the good shit.

Take a chance on this site and you’ll be emailing me in 30 days with thanks and accolades. That is if you are allowed to come out of your Little Ease by then.

UPDATE! The producers of DeviceBondage.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price.

Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.devicebondage.com

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