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Schoolgirl Cherries Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Schoolgirl Cherries Sample Photo

Pop.

The site: schoolgirlcherries.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 month

The verdict: Despite the bullshit in print, the site is pretty decent. Especially when you throw in the dozen or so other sites that you get with the membership. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.schoolgirlcherries.com

There is a god in heaven, and he obviously likes girls dressed in schoolgirl outfits too! Don’t act offended — you are surfing for porn, and specifically looking at a fetish site, you sinner!!

School Girl Cherries is a very straightforward porn site. They get teen girls, throw a uniform on them (sometimes even that part is left out)and make them masturbate, roll around on the bed and generally get themselves off. Why is it good then? Because these little amateurs are hot and they are great lays. There are also several other fetish sites linked in with this one in the same membership, so it is a great deal on many fronts.

Although the chicks are hot and extremely sexy, but they are a little too professional. In other words, they look like amateurs, but they act and play to the camera a little much. You are also going to get some videos with a little porn music in them, which we hate but are forced to tolerate from time to time. The sad thing is that these little amateur types would have been much better if they had not tried so hard. But it is still good porn, no matter.

The one annoying downside is that the makers of the site want us to believe that these girls are virgins and that he is fucking them for the first time ever (hence the “cherries” part of the title). We are baffled by why sites even try this shit anymore. Not one person in their right mind believes that shit, so why try it? We just don’t understand…

The membership fee is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. You are also automatically entered into a network where you can access about a dozen or so other sites at no extra cost. The other sites are very well done fetish and amateur-type sites. We have reviewed all of them and, if you like this site, you will have NO problems with the others, as they are even better in our opinion. Not that this one is bad — they are just a little better.

Despite the bullshit in print, the site is pretty decent. Especially when you throw in the dozen or so other sites that you get with the membership.

Visit the site: www.schoolgirlcherries.com

… 7 out of 10

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Sado Slaves Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Creepy old dudes know how to handle shit

Creepy old dudes know how to handle shit

The site: sadoslaves.com
The price:$5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: A very special niche. You have got to LOVE pain and submissiveness toget into this site. But if you do, then this is utopia. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.sadoslaves.com

This is by far the most terrifying site that we have ever seen in our lives. If you are into EXTREME pain, then this is the only place that you need ever go again. If you are not into extreme pain, stay as far away from this place as you possibly can. As a matter of fact, if you are not into extreme pain, stop reading this review immediately.

Weights, needles, wax, clamps, gags, cages, ropes, chains, racks and suspension. When you put it that way, it doesn’t sound nearly as painful as it really is. The difference between this site and others we have seen is that they drag these bitches in off of the street — true amateurs that need some cash — and brutalize them. Some of it is really horrific. The important thing to remember is that it is voluntary, despite the set-up and the fact that they want you to think it is not.

The girls themselves are nothing to write home about, but as you know if you are reading this, that is not what this fetish is all about. It matters little what these slave sluts look like, it is what is done to them and how they react that is the turn on. And the Slave Master on this site knows what the fuck he is doing, that is for certain. It is hard to tell how much the girls expect, but it is safe to say that it always seems that it is FAR worse than anything they expected.

One example is Dana, a young, light-skinned black girl that came to the Sadoslave to (what else) get some cash. She agreed to be tortured, probably thinking it would be some spankings and a little bondage. She was so, so wrong. She gets hot wax poured all over her tits and ass, then gets needles shoved through her tits. Lots of them. Then she gets an electric wand shoved into her filthy cunt and she takes some electrocution for a while. She cries.

The membership fee is $5.95 to check it out for a few days, and $34.95for a month. They have already tortured over 100 girls, and all of those have videos. You also get bonus access to Miss Pain, another horrific pain site. Not quite as shocking as this one, but brutal nonetheless.

A very special niche. You have got to LOVE pain and submissiveness toget into this site. But if you do, then this is utopia.

Visit the site: www.sadoslaves.com

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CFNM Gold Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

his dick is sick too ladies.

Med school appears to be a lot easier to get through these days.

The site: cfnmgold.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: Not the best CFNM site I have ever seen, but it was okay, I suppose. There are better sites within the network, though. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here: www.cfnmgold.com

This may be a stereotype, and it has nothing to do with the site I am reviewing here, but I bet President Obama has the largest cock of any American President in history. I also bet that Teddy Roosevelt’s balls measured the largest in circumference of all of the Presidents. Longest taint? James Garfield, without a doubt.

I discovered this genre not too long ago, and I like it a lot. In case you’re amongst the uninformed, CFNM means clothed females, nude male. In other words, the videos usually have one dude in the buff, and a number of ladies, all clothed, and all fucking around with him. Not sure why it’s so erotic – -I guess it leaves some to the imagination.

This particular site has tons of chicks, most of whom are better than average starlet-types. It’s a pro site, but not over the top Barbie doll chicks. And the dudes they have on here are not big-cranked studs at all. Most of them are fucking tools with average cocks. Kind of like you – so you should be able to get into it pretty well.

There’s a lot of silly fake acting and stupid games and shit – but when they finally do get down to putting things in holes, it gets pretty decent. Again, the chicks stay clothed, so we’re talking fucking up inside mini skirts and blow jobs and stuff like that. I love to watch a chick’s panties get pulled aside and see a scud work its way up the tuna tunnel!

The fee is standard — $30 per month. With that, you get about a dozen sites, many of which are populated by insane bitches. There are several sites in the network with so-called “extreme” chicks –  so if you like to watch sluts out of control, you may seriously think about investing in this bundle of smut.

Not the best CFNM site I have ever seen, but it was okay, I suppose. There are better sites within the network, though.

… 6 out of 10

To join, click here: www.cfnmgold.com

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CFNM Exposed Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

"So...your dick hurts, huh?"

The site: cfnmexposed.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Different indeeed, but not WAY out there. Just left of mainstream. Well put together site. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.cfnmexposed.com

I know exactly what you’re thinking — what the fuck is CFNM? I was too — took me a while to figure it out. Cunt Farmers and Nasty Midgets? Copulating Frenchmen Navigating Mud puddles? Clit Fisting Narcissistic Mannequins? All good guesses — but no. It stands for Clothes Females, Naked Males. Feel stupid now, don’t you?

The premise of this type of site is pretty simple — the chicks stayed clothed and dominate/torture/generally fuck with men who are, well…not clothed. What’s the draw? Hell if I know — I’m not into that shit. But I know many of you are, or else you wouldn’t have made it to this paragraph — and as I always say, one man’s spanking is another man’s anal sex! Get you some of this…

Another running theme is male degradation. Strip his botch ass down and make him do shit he doesn’t want to do — but then suck his cock and let him fuck you. Hmmm…seems a little contradictory to me. Unless these guys are guy…why wouldn’t they want to do that shit? Beats me…I’ll take this kind of abuse any day

One thing that I liked about this site is that the guys seem to be average dudes. They are not all beefcakes and brawn — some are a little too fat, a little too hairy — come to think of it they look exactly like you — besides the fact they are packing significantly more sausage than you. The girls — above average but not barbie doll like. Cute to be sure — better than cute, actually. Hot. But not over the top hot. Nice dichotomy.

CFNM isn’t the only thing exposed here — a dandy deal is also brought to light. Hey, I know I said before that this isn’t necessarily my bag — but for a fucking dollar? Shit, I’d watch 3 crickets fuck each other for a dollar! What have you got to lose? You can use that buck you were gonna use for a rubber tonight (since you obviously don’t need that) and get three days of jerk work. If you like it, whip out your c.c. and it’ll only cost $24.95 per month. If you don’t like it, tell them to fuck themselves. What do I care?

Different indeeed, but not WAY out there. Just left of mainstream. Well put together site.

… 8 out of 10

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Rope Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

RopePorn

"Gimme some of that rope, Woman, so I can fuck it and make some Rope Porn!"

The site: ropeporn.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: In a word — fucking stellar (the term “fucking” is so common and essential in my vocabulary that I don’t even consider it a word anymore). Incredibly dark, exceedingly erotic – a one of a kind. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.ropeporn.com

If you don’t like to be tied up or to tie someone else up before coitus, well then, fuck you! That’s right…I said it. Fuck off, you prudish dick. What – do you just do your hookers missionary? I bet you jerk off with gloves too, you priggish bastard. C’mon &  live a little. Break out your cock and tie it to the keyboard, then read this review. When you are done reading, go join Rope Porn and then untie your cock. I guarantee you it will want your hand more than ever before.

The premise of Rope Porn is a simple idea (basically bondage with hemp ropes), but not easy to make unique and captivating. The guys that made Rope Porn took shit to a whole new level and, in doing so, created a masterpiece. The chicks are in the teen/early 20s range, but none are the dolled up type that you see on so many solo girl sites. Instead, they are dark. Sexy, no doubt, but troubled. And because of this, they allow themselves to be bound – and after that they have no control over what happens. And that “what”  is a lot of sex and pain.

On Rope Porn, each girl is tightly bound with hard and coarse ropes, then tortured with the tongues of masked men. They want to escape, but are forced to remain still and silent (unless told otherwise) while the masked men have their way with them. Then, when they are given the slightest bit of slack in their ropes and able to free themselves, instead of rushing out of the room, they rush to the cocks of their captors and fuck them Stockholm Syndrome style.

We are very familiar with the makers of Rope Porn, as they have made several other sites that are cutting edge, very original and extremely sexy. No teeny boppers sucking on lollipops here. Instead you might find a teen whose psyche is shattered, sucking on a boot heel or being punished for complaining about her very real rope burns.

The only thing standard about Rope Porn is the fee to get a membership, which is your regular $29.95 per month (it seems this is the price of almost every site these days). But the normalcy ends there, as you also get 2 additional, incredible sites with that fee – Dirty Spank (one of my personal favorites) and Ripped Pantyhoses. Oh, and you can save a full month’s fee by joining for 90 days ($59.95). See? The way I see it, you can’t afford NOT to join.

In a word — Rope Porn is fucking stellar.  Incredibly dark & exceedingly erotic, it’s one of a kind.

Visit the site: www.ropeporn.com

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CFNM Idol Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Therapy sessions gone wild!

The site: cfnmidol.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up? 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.cfnmidol.com

This is a FANTASTIC idea and hopefully the next big thing in internet porn — interactive pron sites. Not interactive in that they fuck and you jerk off — they’re all interactive in that sense. On this CFNM iste (that stands for “clothed females, naked (or nude) males”, by the way), you, the member, submit stories and then vote on which user-submitted stories/fantasies are best. The top vote getters win, and those fantasies are acted out in videos. Damn…if they could all be like this…Not only is it a completely new and excellent idea, they do a phenomenal job at taking this fantasies that the members want to see and turning them into nice, clear, crisp videos with very sexy chicks, stud dudes and great sets. All of the work is extremely professional, and doe snot look like some 2 bit operation threw together a quick fantasy. The only downside is that this “Idol” does not have that angry British dude making fun of everyone, nor does it have that hot, drunken bitch (we’d like to see her get naked and fucked hard…go put that shit on this site and vote on it!)

And there is no limit of how many times you can submit a story or how many stories you can submit. Just type up what gives you a boner and start voting! Now…if you are deeply disturbed and write some story about a scorpion stinging your balls while some bitches in Sherpa outfits take turns tasering each other with a bug zapper, all while your mother-in-law stands idly by, eating Doritos and reciting the lyrics to the Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil” in German…well then, you’re probably not looking at having that one voted in, and you may even be voted off the island yourself. But if you’re just looking for a good, hard fantasy…who knows?!

Here’s the best part — you could theoretically be turned in to a porno script writer for the low, low price of $1. That’s correct — if you join CFNM Idol through the links on this very page, you initial membership fee is one dollar. That’s the cheapest fee on the internet, as far as we have found. And you even get to PARTICIPATE on this site — so it honestly has to be one of the best deals on the web.

Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up?

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmidol.com

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CFNM Secret Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

CFNM Secret Sample Photo

"Fucking quit touching my face you stupid whores!!"

The site: cfnmsecret.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Excellent idea, excellent site, excellent network. It’s a certified boner buster. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.cfnmsecret.com

In case you’ve been cranking the shaft to silent movies of Elma and Delbert playing footsie in the garden, get with the program, folks – there is a lot of new shit out that will make your balls feel like they’ve been immersed in a vat of sexual pop rocks. This CFNM craze is one of them. CFNM stands for “Clothed Females, Nude Males” — and it’s a lot hotter than you’d think.For me, it’s an excellent new twist. I love the female body when nude, but when you review porn for a living, lots of chicks start looking all the same once they are in the buff. There are only so many ways you can dress up a naked chick without clothes. And let’s face it – once you’ve seen a billion naked bodies, they kind of lose their naughtiness.

Now, introduce sexy outfits to the scenario. Plaid skirts, stewardess outfits, nurse outfits – the possibilities are endless. Don’t fret – -they still suck cock and get their pussies blasted through and around the clothing – they just look a little sexier doing it. Plus, there’s an added element of fantasy there in fucking a chick with her clothes on, as it infers forbidden, quickie, public sex. At least to me it does.

Hands down, the best thing about this site is that it comes to us from the Reality Kings network, which we have said is our favorite network of sites. They have never failed to impress us with any of their dozens of sites. They consistently pump out incredibly entertaining sites with hotter chicks than anyone else in the business. Let’s put it this way – if my mother were to get back into porn, I’d insist she go with the Reality Kings.

Normally, I would strongly push the 3 day trial for $4.95, as it is cheaper and it gives you a brief glance to be sure you will like it. With Reality Kings sites, you are more than welcome to go that route -but you have nothing to worry about. They do it right every single time with every single one of their sites. Bar none.

Excellent idea, excellent site, excellent network. It’s a certified boner buster.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmsecret.com

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Rimjob Mania Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Rimjob Mania Sample Photos

Either there's a 3rd party not shown here, or no one's getting a rimjob yet.

The site: rimjobmania.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Finally, all of the chicks that I saw were thin and serviceable. And in the end, that’s all we really are asking for right? Thin, serviceable – and with a clean asshole. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.rimjobmania.com

Personally, the ass lick is one of my favorite moves, and one of my biggest turn ons. I prefer being the licker myself – I have a very refined palate. You could blindfold me and I could lick a chick’s arse and tell you her age, race, socioeconomic status and her favorite color. If I am REALLY “on”, I can tell you if she’s ever been to France, who she voted for in the last election and her blood type.

And while we’re chatting here, I have to tell you that anyone can throw a lickin’ on a gal’s asshole, but it’s much more difficult to convince her to go French on your butthole. Most of the time when I am done slurping on hers, I demand it. She isn’t going to get my junk up inside her – or that new diamond necklace she wants – if she doesn’t do some tongue fishin’ for brown trout. If you don’t command that sort of respect and, let’s face it, not many do – blindfold her and tell her that you need her to help you blow up balloons for a surprise party. If you are nailing the dumb broads that you should be nailing – it’ll work just fine.

This site features both maneuvers – her licking and him licking. That’s good – I like a variety (just ask your sister about all of those crazy outfits I make her wear while I am fisting her). And that’s just the half of it, because as everyone knows, after a good butt lickin’ if you don’t end up fucking – and especially butt fucking – it’s like running a race and stopping right before the finish line. Everyone’s tired but no one gets the gold!

Although it is a pro site from a pro network, the sets are not extravagant (which is good) and the videos themselves are not flawless. If you like the bombshell that has perfect makeup and fake cums like a banshee – please disperse…nothing to see here. But if you like better than average chicks performing in some limbo porn between amateur and pro – you’ll dig this site.

You’ll also dig this site if you like spending ONE dollar for 3 days of porn. Yeah – butt lickin’ porn at that. And if you can’t stop the friction fest after 3 days, it’s only $24.95 to join full-time – and you get an additional TWENTY sites for free. Not bad for a bunch of butt lickers, huh?

Finally, all of the chicks that I saw were thin and serviceable. And in the end, that’s all we really are asking for right? Thin, serviceable – and with a clean asshole.

Visit the site: www.rimjobmania.com

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Red Autumn Sex Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Red Autumn Sex Sample Photo

Hottie

The site: redautumnsex.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Love it. Period. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.redautumnsex.com

Only 2% of the population of the United States is redheads. Cut that in half and assume that 1% of the FEMALE population in the U.S. are natural redheads. I bet that way less than 1% of those bitches are in porn. So…carry the two…divide by 7…multiply my 4…that means that, according to my match — real redhead bitches in porn is as rare as a coconut in Antarctica. Fucking enjoy — motherscratchers!

This is a site put out by the Pimp Roll fellers. It is fantastic, as are just about all of their sites – -but it appears that they inexplicably hired a foreign maniac to type the words on their site this time. For example, this is on there, word for word — Sexy redheaded women are here at Red Autumn Sex, to show you their pussies and nice tits.” and “Crazy Sex Actions with sucking and fucking!” What the fuck is that broken shit?

Anywho — you’re not here for the language, you’re here for some fire-crotch! They got it — and primo shit at that! Instantly one of my favorite Redhead sites of all time. Very well done, classy redheads eating pussy, getting fucked and doing other shit that redheads do (fighting and drinking probably). We’ve come to expect the best from PimpRoll — and they have brought it again.

And we’ve also come to expect the best for cheap – -and they brought that too. You’d think as rare as redhead porn bitches are they’d jack up the price a bit — but not these folks. Fucking $2.99 for 3 full days if you click one of the links here on our site. Seriously — that is becoming a little more common place for regular porn sites — but a redhead site? That’s rare shit man — for cheap.

Love it. Period.

Visit the site: www.redautumnsex.com

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Red Ass Teens Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Red Ass Teens Sample Photo

Holy smokes!

The site: redassteens.com

The price:$5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: This is a niche site, but a very, very good one if you are a spank fanatic. Well worth the money because they get it right! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.redassteens.com

You spank freaks should site down, pull up a chair and prepare to be wowed. Of all the spanking sites we have seen, we would have to say that this is definitely the best. And by best we mean most brutal and extreme. If you are into light spanking and play, this is not for you. This is for those who are into hard, unabashed ass whoopins!

Ok, ok…so the plot is horribly stupid. Mike is a “warden” of a girls reform school. Imagine the luck. He gets to deal out punishment when the girls are bad. The only real part about it is the punishment that he deals out, which is VERY real. Also very severe, always leaving marks and often bleeding and scarring. Yeah — THAT real! And the punishment is not limited to spanking either — Mike likes to cane girls, whip them and paddle them — being damn sure to at least leave a bruise.

The content is all original and there is a good deal of it. The membership fee of $5.95 for a trial and $34.95 per month after that is definitely worth it in our minds, mainly because this kind of niche is harder to find that many others, and these guys do a bang up job of bringing it to you very well. You’ll be hard pressed to find another site just like this one. The girls are sexy and the videos are good quality too!

Speaking of sexy girls, our favorite on here was Michelle, a bad girl who was punished for wearing a skirt that was too short. Imagine that. She not only gets spanked with the iron hand of Mike the Warden, she also gets spanked with a fly swatter, caned, flogged and fucked. Now THAT is a proper punishment. Michelle is a cutie — long brunette hair, fucking rock solid ass and pussy, and small tits. She is in good shape and we think she is sexy as fuck!

The membership fee is $5.95 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. In our opinion this is probably the best spanking site we have seen, so it is well worth it to be able to get exactly what you want that turns you on the most. You cannot put a price tag on ecstasy!

This is a niche site, but a very, very good one if you are a spank fanatic. Well worth the money because they get it right!

Visit the site: www.redassteens.com

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