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Pink Eye Surprise Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Pink eye is for filthy people

Prepare to be infected.

The site: pinkeyesurprise.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Very different, but I like it. Funny and degrading – like the Golden Girls. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.pinkeyesurprise.com

Just when I thought that I had run out of new shit to watch in porn, along comes Pink Eye Surprise, a site where the signature move consists of a guy fucking a girl, pulling out and cumming into her eyeball as it’s held open with his fingers. I was going to come up with some snazzy little one-liner about how I used to come in some bizarre orifice on a chick – but I got nothin’. This guy has video evidence. Tip o’ the cap to you, my friend!

Now, I have to decide whether this is genuinely entertaining, or just some fuckers like me trying to come up with the most ridiculous shit they can think of. Well, it’s both. It’s probably a chicken or egg question as to which came first, but I’d guess that these fuckers were bored and wanted a new angle to make some cash on, and one of them blurted this idea out after a few cocktails. Then they ran with it, and it turned out to be a decent degradation niche. And for the record, that’s pronounced “nitch” not neesh, as some of you Nancy-boys are now pronouncing it. Jesus…what has this world come to?

So, I am guessing there are virtually zero living humans with a cum-in-eye fetish, therefore the question is whether the chicks are hot, the fucking is good and the degradation is strong. Yes to all 3, I’d say. In fact – I like this type of down putting even more than gagging and shit like that – imagine having sperm shot into your fucking eyeball?? Damn…that shit would hurt.

Not sure if it’s your cup of teabags? Try their $1.00 trial membership. Or shit – you could even join for a month ($24.95) and get 50 additional sites -so if you got bored with this one, you would have a shit ton more to empty your boys to.

Very different, but I like it. Funny and degrading – like the Golden Girls.

Visit the site: www.pinkeyesurprise.com

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Petite Stars Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

50 cal bullets make great vibrators

50 cal bullets make great vibrators

The site: petitestars.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Too much searching to find the little goodies. Plenty of other action though. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)
 To join, click here:www.petitestars.com

Some call ‘em spinners, some call ‘em shorties. We call them hot, and Petite Stars has a shitload of them getting fucked, sucked, tossed around like rag dolls and everything else you can think of.

This site is a member of the pimp roll family, which if you have read much of anything at all on our site you know is a great deal. The pimp roll family offers you thousands of movies and pictures, over 50 websites specializing in many, many different categories of porn…all for less than twenty-five dollars per month. We do not work for them, but we do love them. We also have a bone to pick with them, especially in this category, petites. Petites are NOT equivalent to teens or coeds. All three are spectacular, but they are not necessarily the same. On this site, they are all lumped together, which makes it a little more difficult to weed out the petite ones that you are looking for. But we are not complaining too much…in order to weed them out we have to look at a lot of teen and coed chicks getting fucked. Damn!

We are generally always impressed by the quality of ladies that appear on the movies offered in pimp roll sites. This site is no exception. For example, a nice little flick that we found here was Who’s Your Daddy, Volume 2. Little bitty Katsumi, an Asian spinner, gets dicked down by not one, but two studs. She is so tiny that these guys look like giants, especially when they are giving her the “Shaky H.” Hell, this little trooper even takes a double penetration like it is everyday business! We love her style!

We also found a little spinner on Teen Tryouts Audition 10, Scene 3. Melissa Milano, whom we have fawned over before, stars in this scene. For the uninformed, she has an airtight little body, perky little tits and — you guessed it — looks a lot like Alyssa Milano. The “acting” is shitty, but luckily there is very little of it. MM takes a pounding outdoors by the pool, riding her man like a jockey. She then gets flipped and porked out of her mind, folded up like a lawn chair. She eventually takes one in the face. Very good scene for petite lovers. Melissa is one of our favorite, if not our absolute favorite, petites.

Because of the site’s lumping together of the different categories, it was more difficult than we would have liked to sift through the material, looking for petites. All of the videos were great, but dammit we wanted to get down and dirty with petites, and not have to search for a spell before we could do so!

Too much searching to find the little goodies. Plenty of other action though.

Visit the site: www.petitestars.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Cinnamon Bound Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

It's a pussy cart

It's a pussy cart

The site: cinnamonbound.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Cinnamon is one of many real sliz-nuts at T and A Studios — a gigantic all-real, all-amateur network that prides themselves in maintaining a no-frills fuckfest type atmosphere. If you’re looking for sharp lighting and top shelf pussy, a) I don’t blame you, I like hot bitches too and b) you won’t find it here. But so what. You also won;t find bitches faking orgasms and airbrushing. Take your pick of what you’d rather see. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cinnamonbound.com

I totally get bondage, don’t you? I mean — who doesn’t love a nasty, self-esteem-less slut that lets you tie her up as she pretends to like it? Who could NOT dig a chick that let’s you tie her hands and feet up with a dog leash, shove a pair of shit-stained underwear in her mouth, smack the tears right out of her eyes and then hammer-fuck her snatch until the blood clots on the end of your dick like a bloody loogie? No one — that’s who!That’s why this Cinnamon wretch is a site to see. Cinnamon looks like she was born in the 80s — the late 80s. She’s petite, shaven and latina. If you’re looking for the hottest latina you’ve ever seen — we’ve probably got her on our Latina genre page. But Cinnamon is not that girl. She is, however, very cute and very fuckable. Most of all, she’s very real. She also likes to “play” a lot — in addition to being bound, she likes food play, dress up and lesbo shit. This chick has a broad range of interests and can please many fetishists at once.

Here’s the best part — it’s damn cheap. $5 will get you 5 days. A dollar a day — just like that shitty term life insurance that those old-assed bitches are pitching in lieu of buying lottery tickets. Except imagine that those bitches are naked and jamming plastic cocks in their poons. Okay — don’t imagine that. That’s disgusting. But you get my point — real bitches fucking around, cheap-like. Period.

Cinnamon is one of many real sliz-nuts at T and A Studios — a gigantic all-real, all-amateur network that prides themselves in maintaining a no-frills fuckfest type atmosphere. If you’re looking for sharp lighting and top shelf pussy, a) I don’t blame you, I like hot bitches too and b) you won’t find it here. But so what. You also won;t find bitches faking orgasms and airbrushing. Take your pick of what you’d rather see.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cinnamonbound.com

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Classics of Porn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

that's an old timey suit

You know what they say about a sailor on leave...

The site: classicsofporn.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Hard not to like the oldies. Sure, porn has come a long way and improved in many ways, but it sure is nice to go back to “the day” and enjoy some of the roots. Thumbs up on this blast to the past. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.classicsofporn.com

Ahhhh, the good old days. I can remember when a loaf of bread was a nickel, the picture show was the place to spend a Sunday afternoon, and watching big,hairy pussies get pounded by mustachioed hunks was the way of porn. God damn…sometimes I sure miss those days. No “teen” this or “shaved” that — just give me some John Holmes, some Debbie doing Dallas and a bucket of popcorn and you can lock the fucking door and throw away the key!

Classics of Porn get us back to our roots — the golden age of pornography. Sure, its bigger and more accessible now that the internet is here, but back when these movies came out porn stars were, well…STARS! There weren’t 7 billion faceless sluts filling our fantasies — we had a handful of stars and we LOVED them. They were like athletes — we knew all of their names, cock sizes, cup sizes and more. Sure, we had to get out of the house and go to the back room of a seedy video store to get them — and we admittedly don’t miss that part. But it was all worth it in the end.

God bless the makers of this site. Visiting this site is like going to Cracker Barrel’s little country store and looking at all of the neat, old shit you used to get when you were a kid. They’ve got them all — Jeremy, Holmes, Seka — all of our old time faves. They have hundreds of videos, all at good quality. Sure, there will be some grainy ones — but they were made 30 to 50 years ago, you picky asshole — what do you expect?!?

The price is old school too — $1.00 for a three day trial. A buck! A buck used to get you a movie with popcorn and soda. Now it gets you hundreds of hours of classic porn. What fucking inflation!?!? They also tell you that if you join they’ll give you an additional 100 sites for free. Of course, those sites won’t all be full of old school porn, but they will have a lot of pussies getting fucked by dicks. It’s worth my money.

Hard not to like the oldies. Sure, porn has come a long way and improved in many ways, but it sure is nice to go back to “the day” and enjoy some of the roots. Thumbs up on this blast to the past.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.classicsofporn.com

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Cock Brutality Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cock Brutality Sample Photo

There's a dick somewhere nearby that is going to permanently fuck up her gait.

The site: cockbrutality.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: A decent extreme hardcore site on a great network. If this is too hard for you, the network is still worth joining…you are bound to find something you like there, and it is certain to be high quality!!  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cockbrutality.com

Ok, so you see the word “brutality” in the title, right? And obviously you see the word “cock.” You know damn well you are in for an extreme hardcore thrill ride that will either make you cum or puke…or both!

Cock Brutality is a super hardcore site that specializes in brutalizing women with big, fat dicks (hence the name). We have seen several of these type of site creeping up recently (see sites such as ThroatGaggers). These guys get the most desperate chicks on the planet – but somehow manage to find very hot ones — and treat them as poorly as they can…with their cocks. They choke them, gag them and hit them with these dongs.

A member of the group known as Meat Members, this site is guaranteed to get you your money’s worth. Why? Because for $29.95 you get access to this site and 40 others…all of which are very good quality and some of the hottest bitches around. While we think that the girls on this particular site are second tier at best, if you take a look at some of the other Meat Member site you will quickly see that they have got some ringers!

We always like to remind our readers that these sites are more extreme than some are used to. We always stress that these girls are models and actresses, and they are in these movies on their own volition. We have seen behind the scenes of many of these movies and in the end, they get along great with the guys and everyone is happy. They may look a bit extreme, but everyone is a consenting adult.

The chicks on this site are sexy, but not as hot as some on the other Meat Members sites. That is not to say that they are bad. Felony, for example, is a cute girl that loves to get brutalized. If her name is any indication, thee guys may want to be careful who they fuck with! But no one was harmed in this one…except Felony’s dignity. They make this bitch damn near puke from their big dongs gagging her. It is a good demeaning scene. And remember what we said about everyone playing along? Well, this is Felony’s second video with these guys, so she is just fine!

We also liked the very nice sweater meat that Hunter Scott was packing. This blonde MILF had some very nice, big and plump floppers on her. She’s not only gagged right side up, she is also cock-gagged upside down. Now how can you top that? Her tits were the star of this scene, though…there was just something about these floppers that we really liked!

A decent extreme hardcore site on a great network. If this is too hard for you, the network is still worth joining…you are bound to find something you like there, and it is certain to be high quality!!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cockbrutality.com

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Cum Brushers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Brushers Sample Photo

You're one gross bitch.

The site: cumbrushers.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: I don’t like to see girls brush their teeth with cum. I’ll be honest. And I STILL found ways to enjoy this site — it’s that good. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.cumbrushers.com

In case you read the name of this site and said to yourself, “Surely, it’s not what I think it is. It can’t be girls brushing their teeth with semen.” Well, that’d be crazy, degrading and a little bit disgusting, now isn’t it? So….that’s EXACTLY what it is, you sick fuckers. Love it or leave it…and if you love it read on…

I admit — you have to have that special, twisted degradation fetish to dig sites like this. I’m big into the submission, not as big into cum play. But that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t be — God knows that no one should even remotely model themselves after me. I’ve never encountered a true cum brushing site, so this was new to me. But if you like the cum play (drinking, spooning and eating cum), you’ll definitely enjoy this new spin on it. And who knows — maybe that shit is better than toothpaste for your teeth? Mine even has fluoride, ladies…and it is approved my the American Dental Association.

I have to mention this lady as soon as possible — she’s one of the cutest ebony gals that I have seen and I think I might love her. Courtney Foxxx (real name I’m sure) is sexy as fuck. I have to say, if she was my gal I’d save her for a non-degradation site — she needs to be put up on a pedestal. She’s gorgeous — beautiful dark skin, perfect tits, a spectacular ass and her eyes — ohhh her eyes. Those are her best feature, and the rest of her features are just about perfect. I’m going to go out on a limb and anoint her my FAVORITE EBONY GIRL EVER. There…take that shit!

And I only paid $1.00 to watch her suck cock, get fucked and brush her pearly whites with semen. And I ain’t special — you click a link to that site here on PLD and you get a $1.00 membership as well. Has to be at least tied for the best deal ever on the internet. Not even to mention that you also get access to 12 other all-original sites with hot chicks like Courtney all over the fucking place. That, and the videos are well done, the sites are all niche sites — it’s just a fucking great network. And I have no affiliation with this site so I have no idea how long this deal will last, so you’d better hurry if you want to get in on it.

I don’t like to see girls brush their teeth with cum. I’ll be honest. And I STILL found ways to enjoy this site — it’s that good.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumbrushers.com

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Cum Covered Feet Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Covered Feet Sample Photos

So if she has cum covered feet, that means that he's licking - EEEEWWWWWW!

The site: cumcoveredfeet.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Lots of good DVDs, but no personality. It’d do in a pinch. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.cumcoveredfeet.com

I’ve got a couple of questions for you foot fetishists — do you like “bigger” feet? Like, is bigger better as it apparently is with cocks? If so — I may have to start filming my own shit and putting it on the net. I wear a 13. What’s that? Oh…you only like *women’s* feet? And the hair on top of mine isn’t sexy anyway? Oh…well fuck you guys, then! I guess I’ll just stick to reviewing and give you what you want.

And what you want is feet. Sexy, toe-nail-painted feet. Feet jerking cocks off. Feet getting cummed on. Trampling. Dangling. Tow Sucking. Kick Fucking. You want it all, and from the looks of it, Cum Covered feet has it all in one place.

This is basically a huge pile of foot DVDs. No personality or originality in this site. It’s still good, but not fantastic. A foot fetish is a personal thing, in my opinion. Foot lovers would rather get “personal” with the girl. Know her name. Know her likes and dislikes. Then she can play soccer with his balls. This site, however, is sort of a faceless entity.

On the other hand, the DVDs they offer are really good. For the most part, the really do focus on the feet, and not just a bunch of fucking with a foot or two thrown in as a nice gesture to foot lovers. They make the fetish the focal point of each video — which is oh so important in fetish videos. Kudos to them for getting that right.

And the price is right as well (isn’t that a game show or something?). $2.99 for a trial membership and $24.95 for a monthly membership. And that includes over 140 additional sites. But note that most of those additional sites are not foot sites — if that matters to you.

Lots of good DVDs, but no personality. It’d do in a pinch.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumcoveredfeet.com

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Cum Covered Glasses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Covered Glasses Sample Photo

She about to get a change in her prescription.

The site: cumcoveredglasses.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Very good fucking with very bad acting. Great original videos of chicks in glasses taking shots to the face. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)


To join, click here:www.cumcoveredglasses.com

We all have known the fantasy of the sexy secretary with the smarty-pants glasses on. The guys at Pimproll have compiled a wealth of original videos of hot chickadees wearing glasses and getting rammed…with a grand finale of a cum shot in the face! Cumcoveredglasses.com is a niche site for those of us who make passes at girls in glasses!

In addition to the great original content offered here, this site also has numerous downloadable porno videos. They also have still photos, live cams and games. Like many of the other pimproll sites, cumcoveredglasses also allows the user to vote/rate the videos. And best of all, you also get access to 50+ other sites with your membership!

Ok, ok…so the “acting” we could do without. We suppose that it lends itself to the whole fantasy, but does anyone really believe that an optometrist will take sex for payment instead of money! On second thought…

We would be negligent if we did not direct you to Veronica’s little performance. Veronica is fucking hot. Plain and simple. But besides that, she gives a performance worthy of an AVA! While we admot the acting in her video is somewhat annoying and not at all believable, her fuck scene is a treat for sure! She takes a drubbing by her “student” and wails like a wounded giraffe. At the end, she cums hard, and lets everyone know it! What a scene! Bravo! Judy Starr (here playing a French schoolgirl) is also a stellar fuck. She takes it up the ass like a champ, and then gets her glasses all covered in cum!

If you are a member of The Academy, you will probably not look here for Oscar nominees. But if you are a good old fashioned, red blooded horny guy, you will find what you are looking for here!

Very good fucking with very bad acting. Great original videos of chicks in glasses taking shots to the face. …

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumcoveredglasses.com

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Cum Fart Cocktails Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Fart Cocktails Sample Photo

Watch out -- this shit's about to get messy.

The site: cumfartcocktails.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: You’ll love 95% of each of these videos, guaranteed. The last 5%? Well, it takes a special type of man to dig that. But, you may just be that special dude, right? 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cumfartcocktails.com

What the fuck is wrong with people these days? I’m all for diversity, and I totally understand that there are different strokes for different folks — shit, I like it when a chick sticks a rubber ducky up my ass and make me call her “Alf.” But c’mon — have we really gotten so numb to normal sex that we have to watch a chick take a cum shot inside her asshole, then fart-shit it out into another chick’s mouth?!?! Is this what it’s gotten to?? Apparently so…wow…

I am not saying that it’s not worth a look, and may even be worth joining, depending on your tastes (rim shot). I checked it out, and there are certainly some incredibly hot bitches — and the great part is that there are 2 bitches in every scene. The other great part is that there is anal sex in every scene. As a matter of fact, as I view more and more I realize that these scenes are really, really fucking good — I just can’t stomach the end. I admittedly do not want to see a chick shit-fart cum into another chick’s mouth. Color me crazy.

The reason that the site is so well done and the chicks are so hot is most certainly because of the network it is a part of — The Red Light District gang. These folks have been making award winning adult videos for years — rising to the ranks of the elite in the world of adult video. With their network of sites on the internet now, they are certainly in the top few networks in the world. This site is great, but scary, but the rest of the sites in the network are simply great. And you can get them all for a 3 day trial of $4.95. Incredible deal.

Here’s an example of the fantastic shit you get here — Vanessa and Sasha, a black chick and a white chick, get downright fucking disgusting in their scene! They BOTH get butt-holed and, after their suitor empties his ball in Vanessa’s ass, they BOTH drink it up like water at an oasis. Excellent fucking, hot as shit chicks, disgusting ending.

You’ll love 95% of each of these videos, guaranteed. The last 5%? Well, it takes a special type of man to dig that. But, you may just be that special dude, right? … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.CUMFARTCOCKTAILS.COM

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