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Cum Hogs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Hogs Sample Photo

Oink oink, Bitch!

The site: cumhogs.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Good, high quality site with the kind of bitches I like – bitches that are hot and put in their place. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.cumhogs.com

Despite its name, this site in no way features the fucking of any barnyard animals. That would be fucking disgusting. Is that what you were looking for, you sick fuck you? If I was there right now, I’d shove your fucking face right into the fucking keyboard. Oh – you were just looking for chicks in pig noses getting cummed on? Oops…sorry about that – well, you found what you were looking for!Destitute sluts wearing plastic pig noses and taking stranger-cum to the face. Sound like your idea of a electrifying boner tussle? Me too – and that’s what kind of degrading shit you can count on at this site, Cum Hogs. Lots of great fucking, and tons more great sucking, with a cum shot to the pig nose at the end of it all.

You will immediately notice the fantastic camera work on this site. Up close shots, great angles, crisp, clear – really, really nice work. I don’t generally get excited about pro material like this, but I did take notice of the differences here as compared to many other sites, and really liked it.

My favorite semen swine here was Madison. It is not slutty enough for Madison to appear on the internet wearing a fake pig nose and sucking the ball juice out of a guy she just met seconds prior to the camera rolling – Madison also showed up in a shirt proudly announcing, “I Love Dick!” Classy! But I still lover her blonde locks, small tits and accommodating gash.

The great thing about this site, besides the mental and physical domination of street urchins like Madison up there, is that all of the content is 100% exclusive. That means these fuckers OWN these bitches, and you will not see these videos on any other site. Oh, and the fact that it costs less than $25 per month is pretty fucking neat too – -especially considering the fact that you get 25 ADDITIONAL sites for that one low price.

Good, high quality site with the kind of bitches I like- bitches that are hot and put in their place.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumhogs.com

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Cumming Matures Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I dont know where to start

That is someone's grandmother.

The site: cummingmatures.com

The price:$0.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: You have to get past some of the wrinkly-fats here, but if you can stomach that, the cumming is grand. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cummingmatures.com

Holy Christ! I went to this site and right on the front page is a picture of my mom holding a power tool with a rubbery cock attached to the end of it! That shit pisses me right off! That is MY fucking jackhammer Mom – go buy your own slut devices for your fucking internet job.

This site has an interesting twist that I have not seen before- a combo paired together that are not normally thought of together -old bitches and fuck machines. To be honest – I like it. Especially for the less-than-desirable old ladies – that way I don’t have to watch some poor young buck struggle through a mercy fuck.

I think the invention of high definition porn is one of the greatest things ever to happen in my lifetime. That being said, I’m not so sure that HD “mature” porn is such a good idea. No- I am CERTAIN that you should not show a 58 year old woman’s crotch being blistered by a mechanical dick – in HD. It should never happen…but it has. Boo.

But there are some hot older ladies on here – so I could stand to watch the hotter ones in HD. And let me tell you fuckers something – there is some EXTREME shit on this site. Lots and lots of good scenes of damn near violent machine fucking.

Any time you introduce fucking machines, the orgasms will be award winning. Sorry dudes-the robots have us beat hands down in the fuck department. And that is the thing that makes this site a good one – the sound and look or a “real” female orgasm is like no other. Shit – you could hook a robo-cock up to a bitch moose and I would get a chubby just listening to her jizz.

You have to get past some of the wrinkly-fats here, but if you can stomach that, the cumming is grand.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cummingmatures.com

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Cum On My Tattoo Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

sacreligious but incredibly hot

Bullseye!

The site: cumonmytattoo.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: Why keep going back to the same old boring shit? Fresh ideas, hot chicks and cheap rates. It’s one you have to see to be able to tell if you like it – but I am pretty damn sure you will if you give it a run. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.cumonmytattoo.com

I have a bunch of tattoos myself. I sometimes cum on them. Not for an extra boost or anything. Just because there are a lot of them in my sperm landing zones for when I frig off. I am considering getting a tattoo of your Mom’s face on my stomach, so I can dot her eye every time I lose the juice.

If you’re like I am (God help you), then you are getting a little bored with watching the same fucking routine – eat puss, suck dick, fuck, cum on face or tits. Yawn. This site spices it up quite a bit. Instead of limiting the cum to the mouth or tits, these gals take loads to different, tattooed areas of their awesome bodies.

Think this is just some little niche that can be ignored? Think again. This series has won an AVN award. It’s produced and directed by Joana Angel of the Burning Angel network – the very best alt porn network on the face of the fucking Earth. Hands down. Cocks up.

And cheap too. $20 for an entire month – at least $10 cheaper than most networks. And that is not just for this site (although it’d be worth it) – there are 8 sites total, with tons of blogs, forums, videos, pictures and all kinds of shit involving very gorgeous, tattooed/punkish gals. Tons and tons of material. Easily the best alt porn network, and one of the best alt porn sites.

Why keep going back to the same old boring shit? Fresh ideas, hot chicks and cheap rates. It’s one you have to see to be able to tell if you like it – but I am pretty damn sure you will if you give it a run.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumonmytattoo.com

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Cummy Feet Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

dried cum is a big part of cummy feet

You'd better quit washing that cum off!

The site: cummyfeet.com

The price:

The verdict: We were surprisingly turned on by this site. Very good amateur girls and very amateur video. It is nice to get back to basics 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.cummyfeet.com

Don’t you hate it when you get cummy feet? The other night, we were at the mall shopping for shoes and when they went in the back to get the pair that we wanted, we took our shoes off and, wouldn’t you know it –we had cummy feet! What a fucking embarrassment! These girls at Cummy Feet must get that all the time, what with their constant cummy feet and all…

Obviously this is a foot fetish site. If you do not like feet, then you surely will not like feet covered in cum. You will think it is disgusting. So leave. Now. But if you DO like feet then you should love this site. Oh, well it also helps to like cum…cum and feet…that is what they are all about. Feet with cum! Woo hoo!

The art of the foot job is something that we think would be hard to master. It takes skill and talent. Sure, chimpanzees could probably do it quite well…but that is one thing they have mastered that very few of us have. Maybe a monkey foot job site would be a hit…sorry, we lost our train of thought of a moment. Anyway, there are plenty of foot jobs to watch here, and if you have never indulged in such an activity, you would be surprised at how erotic in can be.

For example, a little slut named Roxy gave a great gooter here on this site. Roxy is a blonde, totally white trash slut, but she is cute enough. She also gets really into her foot job and makes great noises and we think she actually enjoyed it! It is so much sexier when the girl is into it, and this one was quite sexy. Great work Roxy!

Another little minx worth a mention is who combined a foot job AND pantyhose fetishes! She jerks her man’s dong from a P.O.V angle with her stocking feet. Very sexy, Britney. The for good measure — just to get as many fetishes as she could in there — she pulls her panties to the side and lets the man fuck her and then shoot a wad. Nice hat trick on the fetishes!

These are not the only two kittens worth taking a gander at on this site. There are LOTS of great amateurs here, and all of the videos are filmed in a very good, but very amateur light. We absolutely loved the style of the videos and the quality of the trailer park girls that they gave us!

A trial membership will only cost you $1.00. Then you can get the entire thing for $34.95…PLUS at least 15 other sites included in that price. The other sites are also fetish sites…but very mainstream fetishes, so you will definitely be turned on!

We were surprisingly turned on by this site. Very good amateur girls and very amateur video. It is nice to get back to basics!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cummyfeet.com

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Cum Thirsty Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Thirsty Sample Photo

Drink up, Bitch!

The site: cumthirsty.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Ahh… the money shot. Entertaining site and worth the coin. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.cumthirsty.com

Ok…if you are a straight male, the name of this site can be a little disturbing, we admit. But try to think of it from a nasty little slut’s point of view. If you are struggling with that, go to this site, pay your membership dues (only $24.95 for a month, which includes over 50 websites and hundreds of thousands of pictures and videos…no shit), and then take a look at some of these videos. That should take care of it for you. Either that, or you will forget all about this stupid topic while you are jerking your pud.

As we said, there are a shitload of videos of blowjobs on this site. We have yet to find a bad blowjob, or a bad blowjob video, but that will not stop us from looking. Here are a few that are definitely not bad.

Face Fucked is a great series, and one gorgeous model that caught our eye was Nancy Vee. She is one of the prettiest non-teen brunettes that we have discovered. She is a small-titted hottie, so if you are into jugs she may not be your cup of tea. But we would urge you not to cast her away on that basis alone. She is very sexy and she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. She proves it in this scene by taking a monster dick to the hilt, not even stopping once to gag. We especially liked the first-person camera view and the way that Nancy talks to the camera which is obviously designed to put the viewer right there in the room. The only problem with that is that I, unfortunately, do not have a ten-inch black cock. Other than that, though, it works well. Another bonus feature is that you can click on the name of the actress that you like and see what other videos that cumthirsty has to offer with that particular person in them.

Another one that we really liked was Ahh! 6. This movie has an amateur feel to it. The girls were all sexy, but not as hot as many in the biz. But the amateur quality and “real” feel more than made up for that. We were especially turned on by scene 4, where a blonde amateur sucks a dick hard and fast. Her big, fat tits sway as she appears to try to jerk the skin off of the guys cock. We could do without the giant blue-green floral tatto above her breast but hey…this is amateur, right? That is the beauty of it! Bravo to them for a great scene.

The only complaint that we have, and it may be one that you have heard before if you are a reader of this site, is that being a member of the pimproll club, this site has some repeat videos that are offered on other pimproll sites. More of a good thing is fine with us, but we understand that some people may be annoyed by this. In our opinion, that alone is not at all worth passing over this site for. It is well worth the money you spend to get this and dozens of other sites as well.

Ahh… the money shot. Entertaining site and worth the coin. …

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumthirsty.com

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Dannis Playground Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Where are the monkey bars, Bitches?

The site: dannisplayground.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.dannisplayground.com

You want a TRUE gal-next-door? Danni is your huckleberry. Seriously…Danni lives next door to you. Look out your window – -she’s out there watering the flowers and shoving a garden weasel in her snatch right now! She’s your neighbor — if you live somewhere in New Jersey, that is. But even if not, find the nearest 24 year old living in your neighborhood, and odds are she’ll slightly resemble Danni. Danni’s not hot, but not ugly. She’s short but tall, chunky but average. Her tits are average, as is the rest of her body. She’s your next door neighbor. Except that she fucks on the internet and you can pay (a very small fee actually) and watch her. If your neighbor does that — get your ass next door and get to work!The rest of you…if you are a fan of true amateur work — and that is real chicks, real guys, and not super hotties that pretend to be amateurs — then this site, and the network that it is a part of, is going to get your nuts churning. The T & A Studios network is the one that runs this site and NUMEROUS other amateur sites, and they are good at what they do. Not because the lighting is great or the chicks are top tier — they’re not. But because I love to see real people fucking, not hot people pretending to enjoy fucking.

The other great thing about Danni is that she is bi-curious. Not bi, bi-curious. She admits that she digs girls, but has a lot to learn when it comes to pleasing them, eating pussy, etc. In my opinion, a real girl learning sexual things in front of me is fucking hot. Period. I’ll take that shit any day over some airbrushed tramp that fakes moaning so poorly it sounds like she’s giving birth instead of getting fucked.

And if you see Danni, decide she’s not hot enough, but are still curious as to what the network is all about — join anyway. WHAT?? And waste your hard earned money?!? Yeah — because it’s only 5 cluckoons ($4.95 American dollars). That’ll get you 120 solid hours to check out the entire network and decide if you’re a REAL amateur man, or a star-sniffer.

Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dannisplayground.com

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Device Bondage Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

devicebondage

Mrmph flmrphhh hrumpherammerph!!

The site: devicebondage.com

The price:$55.00/mo

The verdict: Take a chance on this site and you’ll be emailing me in 30 days with thanks and accolades. That is if you are allowed to come out of your Little Ease by then. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.devicebondage.com

Fucking Sweet! We’ve been looking for a site EXACTLY like this one for quite some time to ummm, you know — fill our niche. To calm the voices. To suppress the urges. You hearing the same voices and fighting the same urges. Relax and give in, my comrades…you can be yourself at Device Bondage.First things first — they have what they call a “device gallery” — a set of illustrations featuring their most heavily used BDSM devices. They are as follows: Flat Adjustable Spreaders, Flat Neck Wrist Spreaders, Little Ease, Spanish Stirrups, Spider Gag and Spiked Shock Dildo. Wow. See something in there you’ve never heard of? No problem – just click on the picture of the device and you will get a full description of what it is, where it came from and how to use it. Knowledge is power, my minions.

We have to comment on the quality of the models as well. Any old bondage site can get a halfway decent chick, pull her hair back real tight and slap some red lipstick on her and she will look pretty good. This one seeks out very sexy girls that do not need that (although they still do that from time to time) but who are ALSO very good at what they do. Good and dominating and being dominated. Very good.

As are the videos and themes themselves.

If you are into bondage at all, you have to check out the devices. Maybe you have never used devices or seen devices used — but that doesn’t mean you aren’t into them, you just don’t know it yet. These devices bring the level of the role-play up to an astronomical level. Trust us on this one. And we KNOW you are adventurous since you are into bondage in the first place.

Incredibly good content does come at a price that seems higher than other sites — $55 for a 1 month subscription, $99 for three months and $156 for 6 months. Why higher than normal porn? Because this isn’t normal porn, Einstein. You get what you pay for, right? Hell, I could sell you a fat white trash girl with a bucket on her head and a pair of clothes pins on her nipples for $20 a month — but what good would that do you? You want the good shit, you pay the premium. We think it’s worth it — but we are experts. You can take the one-legged crack whore with a glove on her hand if you want — we want the good shit.

Take a chance on this site and you’ll be emailing me in 30 days with thanks and accolades. That is if you are allowed to come out of your Little Ease by then.

UPDATE! The producers of DeviceBondage.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price.

Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.devicebondage.com

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Dildo Drill Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dildo Drill Sample Photo

"You see, what happens is, I fire this son-of-a-bitch up and then I jam it into your frothing snatch. Works like a charm every time."

The site: dildodrill.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: We like “different.” It shakes up the monotony of regular old sex (although we’ll take that any time we can get it too!). This is definitely different, and we love it. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.dildodrill.com

This is a story about one machine. One little machine with big aspirations — nay dreams — and nothing will stop this little machine that could from making the big time. The little machine started out as a ben wa blender, but that was no good — no one wanted one of those. So it tried, and it tried and it tried again, until finally that little machine blossomed. And when it did, it was no longer a little ben wa blender…it was a Dildo Drill! And the rest, as they say, is history.Yes, Dildo Drill. It is what it says — a dildo attached to the end of a fucking drill. It actually looks more like one of those Sawz-all machines — but that is neither here nor there. Point is — there is a rubber cock attached to a power tool, and these dudes use it to fuck chicks with. Are you getting me here? Power tools, hot chicks and orgasms?!?!? Hello? Heaven? We’ll be right there!

Look — let’s face the facts. There is only so much a guy’s dick can do. I know, I know…you’re a fucking stud and you can make chicks squirm, yada, yada, yada — get over yourself, kid. Sure, we have all made a girl cum. Some of us more than most of you. But there’s a limit on what kind of shit you can do with your pecker…it’s just human biology. But when you attach a plastic cock to a piece of gyrating machinery — holy shit! That is some shit your dick can;t do. Too bad too — chicks fucking DIG IT! If you could do this, you’d be the king od the fucking world. You’re not — which is how I know that you can’t do it.

In addition to the uniqueness, the chicks are fucking hizzy (that means hot — at least to me it does). They are girl next door types who are at first confused by the Drilldo, but then open up — in more ways than one.

Another dandy bonus is the price and the sites you get with the Dildo Drill. For $29.95 per month, you get unlimited access to drill fucking, as well as 20 total sites! TWENTY! That is barely over a dollar, per site, per month. Fuckin’ beat that! Actually, don’t try — it’s unbeatable. Especially when you consider that the other sites are all fringe fetish sites as well. All have very good talent (amateur style talent that is HOT) and good fucking.

We like “different.” It shakes up the monotony of regular old sex (although we’ll take that any time we can get it too!). This is definitely different, and we love it.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dildodrill.com

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Dildo Erotica Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dildo Erotica Sample Photo

Hey! Where's your jigglin' stick?

The site: dildoerotica.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: A pretty decent dildo site. These sites are not that prominent, and we like them just fine. We also loved the variety in the network — you can find almost anything you want for that one low price 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.dildoerotica.com

Dildo Erotica — Dedicated to Wild Girls and Wicked Toys!

Sounds fucking spectacular to us! Many men see dildos, vibrators, plastic fists and the like as threatening. Not us. Not only do we think that it just an aide in the sack and that no true woman can go without REAL cock forever (not a true straight woman anyway), but we also think that sometimes guys like us get a little tired and, sure, it can be a good substitute. Ever get a nut off and just want to go to sleep instead of work that pussy for another half hour to make her happy too? Get a vibrator. Not a dildo — a vibrator. That way she can finish herself off AND the white noise of the vibrator makes for good sleeping noise!

Talk about variety — these girls have it! Any type of dildo and vibrator that you can imagine is present on these videos and in these pictures. All colors, sizes and shapes. OF course there are double dongs too — which means that there is some lesbian action going on. Not a lot of dudes around on a site like this, but plenty, and we mean PLENTY, of women!

The women all seem to be of the professional quality, so there are not going to be a lot of amateur girls playing with their dillys. There are plenty of other places to see that anyway. Try ANY one of the one-girl, teeny bopper sites and you can get that in a really nice format. And speaking of nice formats, these videos are all very professionally done and the pictures are obviously done by professional photographers.

The price for all of this professional toy play is $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. That is a decent price for a sort of small niche such as this, but it even becomes a much better deal when you learn that you get an additional SIXTY sites when you join this one site. That works out to be around $0.50 per month per site. Try to find a better deal out there than that. It ain’t easy we can assure you.

A pretty decent dildo site. These sites are not that prominent, and we like them just fine. We also loved the variety in the network — you can find almost anything you want for that one low price!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dildoerotica.com

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Double Plugged Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

it takes some prep

Loosen that shit up for the party.

The site: doubleplugged.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: DP sites are pretty much all alike (except for the ones with fat or ugly chicks – but we’re not talking about them right now). But you cannot get one cheaper than you can get this one – it ain’t happenin’. So if you want to see a chick take 2 cocks at once and squirm like a drug mule at a checkpoint, get out your greenback and give her a spin. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.doubleplugged.com

I’ve only had one threesome with another dude in my life. That due was my best friend, and we knew to stay away from each others steak. I would never have a three way with some dude I don’t know. Fuck that shit – I’m not taking any chances on some dude pulling out without warning and hitting me with some cock shrapnel.But the dudes who’ve been lucky enough to be selected as the cock du jour of this site are not scared of a little spatter. As a matter of fact, since they are constantly double penetrating these poor, poor sluts, their balls often slam against each other like atoms in a super collider. Not my thing – but I do LOVE to watch a chick’s reaction when she gets her blow holes plugged like that.

And that’s 100% what you’re looking at here -DPs galore. You know, on a side note- these gals are really sexy, but I bet when they’re at home, not all greased up and with their doll faces on -I bet they are scrungy. Believe it or not -that shit turns me on more than super hot chicks that are flawless. I love me some white trash. Especially those who like to take as many dicks as they can physically take into their cunts.

I would have figured that a site that offers twice the fucking within the exact same amount of time as anothar site would be twice the price. I would have been a wrong motherfucker. $1.00 gets you a 3 day trial. Don’t buy a monthly or 6 month or whatever until you do this. Jesus – -what are you made of money? Pay the buck and watch the fuck – for 72 hours.

DP sites are pretty much all alike (except for the ones with fat or ugly chicks – but we’re not talking about them right now). But you cannot get one cheaper than you can get this one – it ain’t happenin’. So if you want to see a chick take 2 cocks at once and squirm like a drug mule at a checkpoint, get out your greenback and give her a spin.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.doubleplugged.com

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