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From Ass To Mouth Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

From Ass To Mouth Sample Photo

That bath is a good idea, considering you are going to be dining on your own asshole remnants later.

The site: FromAssToMouth.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: $1 will get you a trial membership, $25 will get you a full one. And not only a full one to this site, but about 50 other ones as well. It’s part of one of the best networks and the best deals on the internet. Join with confidence, my little ass lovers. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.FromAssToMouth.com

I wonder what my own butthole tastes like? I suppose I’ll never really know. I bet the indigent whores that came to this site to get paid thought that their own ass matter, when sucked off of a dick, would taste like pudding. Not so, bitches. Your pooper is as dirty as mine. So suck it clean, collect your cash, and be gone!
In case you’re some sort of Johnny-Come-Lately asshole who is unfamiliar with ATMs, this site’s hook is that it features chicks getting butt fucked, then taking that same, dirty cock from their ass and shoving it directly into their already filthy, nut soon to be filthier, face holes. It’s naughty, it’s dirty and it’s erotic. Sometimes when I am watching ATM scenes my dick gets so hard I call 911. Seriously.

Some chicks in porn, especially edgy, dirty porn like this, are obviously going through the motions to get paid. Trina, featured on this site, is SO not one of them. This blonde haired, big tittied slut (with a pierced clit to boot) seems to not only enjoy getting poked in the pooper and then tasting it, you even get the feeling that she wouldn’t stop when the scene was over. I can picture her bouncing up and down on the cock well after the lights were out and everyone else had gone home. That’s how much she seems to enjoy it. You know they say- if you enjoy your job you will never work a day in your life!

This is certainly not a site for the weak of stomach. I don’t personally think there is anything gross or out of bounds here, but were not talking about rose petals and love making either. There is some brutal ass sex and then, of course, the ceremonial cleaning of the flesh afterwards. Not for pansy-asses.

$1 will get you a trial membership, $25 will get you a full one. And not only a full one to this site, but about 50 other ones as well. It’s part of one of the best networks and the best deals on the internet. Join with confidence, my little ass lovers.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.FromAssToMouth.com

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Fuck Me In The Bathroom Sample Photo

"God DAMMIT! They're fucking out of hand soap!"

The site: fuckmeinthebathroom.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: Time to mix shit up. Move out of your parents basement and take your sex out of the bed. Oh – and would it kill you to take a shower and clean up now and then? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckmeinthebathroom.com

I fucked a chick in a bathroom once. Well, it was technically in a port-a-potty. And I guess it was actually a blow job, not really a fuck. And if you really want to split hairs, it was a guy, not a girl- but whatever.
Figure this one out yet, Einstein? I’ll give you a little hint – chicks get fucked in bathrooms. Yeah -clever name for it, huh?

But these aren’t just your average, everyday bimbos taking bathroom boners. These are the chicks from Burning Angel – the best alt porn network on the Interweb. In other words, these are hard bodied, pierced, tattooed chicks that know their way around a cock like a cobbler knows a shoe. Leave the little bubble gum sluts to the amateurs-these sluts are fucking top notch in the sack.

And, um…well, also in the can. That’s where all of these videos take place. Why the bathroom? Why not, you boring fuck? As Joana Angel says, “Beds are so 90s.” You can go watch Buffy Bigboobs fuck Remington Rigidcock in a fancy bed with satin sheets if you want – I am sticking with Jessie Lee and Joana Angel in the bathroom.

This is not one for the faint of heart. Not that it’s brutal or disgusting, but there’s a lot of dirty, hardcore, raunchy fucking in public toilets. Right up my alley, but some of you are a little on the timid side to handle shit like this.

The great news is that it will only cost you $20 to give it a spin – -and that’s for an entire month – and for the entire network. That’s 8 alt porn sites in all, including the AVN Award winning Cum on My Tattoo and the flagship site, Burning Angel. A very, very cheap membership rate for all of the shit you get.

Time to mix shit up. Move out of your parents basement and take your sex out of the bed. Oh- and would it kill you to take a shower and clean up now and then?

9 out of 10

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Gagging Whores Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

gagger

Don't look so happy - you're about to suck a strangers cock for peanuts.

The site: gaggingwhores.com

The price:

The verdict: A good site if you are into the extremes. We are, so we liked it. Even if you are not, check out the entire network called Meat Members and you will almost certainly love it! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.gaggingwhores.com

This is another extreme hardcore site that is dedicated to sticking your cock as far down the throat of a hot chick as you possibly can and trying to make her gag as hard and as forceful as possible. Sound like a turn on? If not, then look elsewhere. If so, read on…

We have reviewed several of these types of sites like this one and they are all about the same except for the quality of girls that they get to stick their dicks into. This one is on the upper end of that spectrum, as they have some damn good talent on here. Of course, we would expect nothing less from the Meat Members crew.

While we are on that subject, the Meat Members group is a collection of over 40 sites that are all connected, so that when you join one you join them all! The price is $29.95, which is obviously great for 40sites…but you have no idea! These sites are all full of top of the line girls who are filmed in a great light. They are all total sluts who love being degraded and fucked. There is over a million megabytes of content on these sites, so it is not just a great deal…it is unbelievable.

Who did we like here? Well, for starters we got a boner for Honey…a BIG boner for her! Honey is a very sexy and extremely attractive ebony babe that they make wear a dog collar and eat dog biscuits…in addition to their cocks. They stuff their Johnson’s so far down her throat we were afraid that they were going to choke her to death! She looked hot taking it in, though…we have to give her that!

We always “warn” people about these extreme sites. They are not your normal fucking and sucking…they get really graphic. If you are not into submission, degradation and a little pain, they are probably not for you. The girls are all consenting and many of them have more than one video on each site, so they are not being degraded too much or they would not stand for it!

A good site if you are into the extremes. We are, so we liked it. Even if you are not, check out the entire network called Meat Members and you will almost certainly love it!

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gaggingwhores.com

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Gape Her Ass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gape Her Ass Sample Photo

...and she never smiled again.

The site: gapeherass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Good pain and degradation site. Pucker up, bitches! 7 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.gapeherass.com

Jesus Christ. It’d be one thing – a horrible, horrible thing – to learn that your daughter is shagging random cocks on the internet for cash. It’d be another thing altogether – a much, much more horrible thing- to learn that her specialty was being able to stretch her ass opening wide enough to accommodate a Thermos. I shudder at the thought.
These chicks’ assholes are so loose I bet taking a shit for them is like dropping a nightstick through a hula hoop. But that’s the point I suppose – this site is designed for the guy who gets off seeing how much carnage can be done to a sphincter. And somehow they get hot chick after hot chick to subject her anus to penal terrorism.

Does it turn me on? Sure…to a point. I love anal sex just as much as the next guy. It’s one of the few things that is universally accepted by both the gay and straight communities. I see it as a unifier – a world savior if you will. But unless you are really into hardcore shit, like pain and uncomfortable situations, then you will not get this site.

No matter – when you join this site you get free access to about 50 additional sites that are sure to tickle your balls no matter what you’re into. They are pretty diverse in sexual subjects. And right now they are offering $1.00 trials. That sort of thing damn near makes ME shit my pants, and my asshole is as tight as a snare drum.

Good pain and degradation site. Pucker up, bitches!

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gapeherass.com

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Gape Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gape Sex Sample Photo

I'd gape the fuck out of that.

The site: gapesex.com

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Pretty nice set up here if you like asses and pain. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.gapesex.com

You familiar with Gaping? No? Well, sit down and pull up a “holy shit” or two — I’ll fill you in (that’s a pun you’ll get in a few minutes).
Have you ever seen a porn where the guy is hammer-timin’ a chick’s asshole and then pulls his wiener out and her starfish is all a-gape? Well, that’s gapin’ for ya! Big old blown out corn holes. It’s more of a power play than anything, if you ask me. Honestly, what is sexy about a wide open hole that shit comes out of? Only the fact that your big cock made it that way, you stud you.

Gape Sex, then, is a site dedicated to butthole bashing. And they do a mighty fine job if I do say so myself. Very professional videos (amateur lovers should dwell elsewhere). Starlets with steering wheel-sized buttholes getting rogered by buff studs. And these starlets are very, very hot — top of the line. I’ve said it before and I will say it again — it never ceases to amaze me how many sluts there are. On this site alone there are DOZENS of chicks at the ready to get their assholes obliterated. Multiply that by thousands and you have the number of chicks doing porn on the internet these days. We live in the Golden Age, my friends — take your time and enjoy it.

Gape Sex is a site that lives within a mighty fancy network of sites. Adult Lounge is their name and high quality porn is their game. And they are All-Stars, let me tell you. Consistently great talent. Very, very good camera work, lighting, etc. And they specialize in niches and fetishes, so their content is very edgy. Excellent stuff.

And did I mention cheap too? Yeah — I’m too fucking lazy to read the 4 short paragraphs above to see if I mentioned cheap — so fucking sue me. Anyway — $1.00 will get you a trial period. Fucking top that, you cheap bastard you! And if you join for the full month, you not only get this butthole blaster of a site, but also access to NINE total reality/fetish/niche sites. All by the same company — so if you are digging the shit on Gape Sex then you will most definitely like the shit on the other sites.

I usually like to pick out a scene or particular chick to tell you about — whet your appetite a bit. Not this time. Why? Because it’s too fucking hard — countless hot chicks getting their buttholes gaped? Are you kidding me? That’s like trying to pick an MVP of an All-Star team — which is just way too difficult for me.

Pretty nice set up here if you like asses and pain.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gapesex.com

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metalThe site: gardensofenchantment.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Although I frown on the fantasy stuff, I can’t turn my nose up at $1.00 trials, which is what they are hawking here. There are very few things you can get for a buck these days , and if 3 days worth of porn is something you CAN, then you are fucking stupid not to do it, even if it’s not your favorite type. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.gardensofenchantment.com

Speaking of gardens, have you guys ever fucked any plant life? I have fucked a variety of melon-types (I’d suggest honeydew if you go this route), a potato, a couple of trees and even a ginger root. I’ve also beat off with a handful of that cat tail fluff – something I highly recommend.
This site is for you fuckers that really get into your fantasy shit. Lots of Adam & Eve type shit, forest fucking and waterfall fingering. Personally, I can do without the fantasy shit. I prefer to have them open the scene to two people fucking in a run down motel, on a bed that squeaks like a wounded mouse. I want reality, not fantasy. But hey – you slick it to what makes you spurt, pal.

The good news for me is that the chicks here are really hot. Not the bombshell hot that makes you think there’s no chance you could ever fuck the chick, thus ruining the entire fantasy. I’m talking the hottest girl in your small town school hot –  the kind that you could theoretically stumble upon when she’s drunk and get a blowjob from her that she would forever regret, but hey – you got to nut in her face, so who gives a shit, right?

There are a lot of scenes around swimming pools here. I would definitely fuck a chick by a pool, but if I was in that position I’d probably just get in the pool. I have always disliked by-the-pool scenes – they make my knees hurt just thinking about the hard concrete and shit. Plus, I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously if I were fucking a slut on my KISS beach towel.

I did manage to get a favorite cutie here, though. Her name is Angela, and I cannot imagine why a cute little tart like this ended up in porn – although I am damn glad she did. Not only does she have a tiny set of nibblers (I like ‘em small), she has a gorgeous pussy that looks like it’s only been violated a handful of times, although I’m sure in reality it’s much more, since she takes on TWO king dongs in her scene here. She’s also a blonde, which is my favorite flavor when it comes to under 25 ladies.

Although I frown on the fantasy stuff, I can’t turn my nose up at $1.00 trials, which is what they are hawking here. There are very few things you can get for a buck these days , and if 3 days worth of porn is something you CAN, then you are fucking stupid not to do it, even if it’s not your favorite type. After all, if it’s really porn, it will have fucking in it- and that’s really all we need, now isn’t it?

5.5 out of 10

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Girl Girl Spank Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Girl Girl Spank Sample Photo

FUCKING HIT HER HARD!

The site: girlgirlspank.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Not a damn thing wrong with this one — IF you are a true spank lover. Not for the dabbler. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.girlgirlspank.com

Are you guys spankers? I always wonder, what is the proper protocol for a first time spank on a girl? Do you ask first? Or do you lightly slap and, if she moans, have at her like a jockey? Me — I just say fuck it and smack the bitch as hard as I can right off the bat. Not in bed — like when we first meet, I give her a good wallop right across the face. If she sticks around, I am pretty sure that anything goes.
Unfortunately, I would not be welcome in the bedroom with the ladies of this site, Girl Girl Spank. Sorry, chicks only. That’s damn fine with me — I’ll just spank my own ass as I gallop around the house jiggling my cock like a loose saddle horn. I get a little crazy with all-girl sites, you see. And this is a self-described “lesbian spank fest.” If there is a heaven, it had better closely resemble this place.

The style of videos here are definitely what I like to call pro-am — that is they are not homemade, but they are also not super pro done with perfect lighting and barbie doll chicks. The girls are hot but real. The acting is horrible, but who cares, right? All of the vids feature at least 2 chicks, and many of them have three, four or more. The focus is definitely on the spanking and not the sex, although there is plenty of pussy eating and dil-jamming. We like the sites that REALLY focus on their purported fetish and don’t just make it a small part of the show. This one really wants to cater to the true fetishist. Good work.

Another thing — this ain’t no light spanking — these bitches are working each others’ asses over like a mufucka! Hard hitting. Loud snapping. These freaks asses are as read as a baboon’s ass — and then they keep on spanking more. Very good for the true spanking fetishist. We’re tired of the one smack followed by a lengthy, fake moan. These girls are knocking the shit out of each other’s asses.

The membership fee for this dandy is $4.95 for three days or $29.95 for a full month (and only about $60 for 90 days — a freee month for ya that way). The monthly and 90 day memberships not only gives you access to the spanking girls, but also gives you what is called a Super Site Pass — which equates to over 20 sites for the price of one. All are the same amateur-type style as this one. All are hot chicks either fucking other chicks or dame some other crazy shit (foot jobs, titty fucking, etc.).

Not a damn thing wrong with this one — If you are a true spank lover. Not for the dabbler.

9 out of 10 Visit the site:

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My First Sex Teacher Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"Now...draw my cunt."

The site: myfirstteachersex.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: This is a good site, but the fantasies are a little far-fetched for our taste. It is a member of one of the greatest networks out there, which is reason enough to join by itself. Don’t get us wrong, the original content is very good and we were “hot for teachers,” 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.myfirstsexteacher.com

The verdict: This is a good site, but the fantasies are a little far-fetched for our taste. It is a member of one of the greatest networks out there, which is reason enough to join by itself. Don’t get us wrong, the original content is very good and we were “hot for teachers,” 7.5 out of 10.

Remember that first time…that sex teacher that you had? Remember coming to home room and spending the whole time thinking about the teacher, getting a boner in class and being asked to the board to write something, but you couldn’t because you had a rager? Then, when the teacher kept you after class, she “punished” you for having naughty thoughts, starting with a long, slow blow job, then to eating her pussy and then the grand finale…fucking your home room teacher right on her desk, in front of the blackboard? Remember that?

Neither do we, but someone out there must be getting their teacher naked. Not only is it all over the news these days, but the folks at Naughty America have an entire web site devoted to it. My First Sex Teacher is a bit beyond reality (or maybe not so much these days) but it all lends itself the teacher/pupil fantasy that has been one of the mainstays for generations. It is chock full of fantasy teacher videos, all of which are very well done and, better yet, original.

The membership fee is only $24.95 per month and that will not only get you the 100 plus videos of “students” learning from their sex teachers (damn…we were just born a little before our time…), you will also get access to all of the 10 other sites in the Naughty America network. That includes latina maids, sexy bookworms, MILFs, SoCal Co-eds and hot friends of your sister. There are other categories too, in case you are not into these things. All of the sites mentioned have original video, and trust us…there are shitloads of them. We have long held that this network is easily one of our favorites.

Keeping in character, this site calls the ladies only by Mrs.________. We liked Mrs. Zinn. Believe it or not, Mts. Zinn reminds us of a teacher that we had in seventh grade. She is blonde, buxom and sexy in a dirty kind of way. Our teacher, we’ll call her Mrs. Mogel, was all of those things too. The difference came when Mrs. Zinn told her favorite pupil that she wanted him to open up to her, then she started sucking his cock. That never happened to us. But come to think of it, we were never anyone’s favorite student…not by a long shot. Hopefully, for Larry Pendergast’s sake (the class nerd) she was putting out for her favorite. Damn, we are suddenly jealous. Anyhow, back to Mrs. Zinn. She is a dirty piece of ass, but a first rate one. She wears the traditional dark, black business suit with black-rimmed glasses (briefly, anyway). WE could decide if we liked or hated the way she constantly talked throughout her performance, making references to her star pupil the entire time. She seems a bit jealous that he went to his counselor with some sexual problems instead of her, so she rides his cock to prove that he made a mistake. Lesson learned.

We also liked Mrs. Trixie. Mrs. Trixie is a new teacher and a part-time stripper. That, apparently, is why she is named Mrs. Trixie. She needs to keep her sex up during the day so she can be in form at her night job. Unfortunately, one of her students stumbled into the club that she works one night, so she has to give him a little fucking so that he will keep his mouth shut and not tell the school board. Why weren’t we ever so lucky? Mrs. Trixie has perfect fake tits, dark hair and a rockin’ body. She loves to play with her pussy when she is getting fucked, which is always a bonus. Oh yeah, did we mention that she has a HUGE lower back tattoo? She is a great fuck, especially when she is on top…well worth watching. He spares us the overdone facial and spews on her bald snatch.

This is a good site, but the fantasies are a little far-fetched for our taste. It is a member of one of the greatest networks out there, which is reason enough to join by itself. Don’t get us wrong, the original content is very good and we were “hot for teachers,”

Visit the site: www.myfirstsexteacher.com

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My Stocking Secrets Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My Stocking Secrets Sample Photo

"Stop, or I'll shoot!"

The site: mystockingsecrets.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Very upscale at a discount price. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.mystockingsecrets.com

We all love stockings — right? That’s pretty much a given. But I was recently wondering — what is the functionality of a pair of thigh high fishnets? Do they keep the upper thigh warm? And on that note — why can’t men get away with wearing a garter belt? My fucking socks fall down all the god damned time, and I’m not allowed to wear a garter belt for fear of a hate crime attack. I literally have to use Elmer’s glue to keep them up. Fucking haters…

Okay — maybe you guys don’t give a shit about that and just want to know how good the pussy is. Fair enough. My Stocking Secrets is a PimpRoll productions, which means you can be guaranteed that the content will be great, the chicks will be hot and the fee will be cheap.

In this case, the chicks are even hotter than their usual hot selves. PimpRoll has really outdone themselves on this one, at least as far as classiness goes. A very, very classy stocking site. Think Playboy — but with lots videos. Now, this being classy and all, you’re not going to get the usual nasty ass fucking and cocksucking that we’ve all grown to know and love from a PimpRoll site. Expand your horizons, my friend. Instead of eating at the strip club buffet every night for dinner, hit a fancy restaurant from time to time. Here you’ll see beautiful ladies stripping and pleasuring themselves.

The classy lady here that I enjoyed sophisticatingly yanking my dong to was Lolana — a long-legged, large-breasted ebony goddess. Very sexy, very sensual, very hot. She also frigs herself while still wearing her panties – -a big fetish point for me. She is but one of DOZENS of similarly hot goddesses on this site. Very nice stable here, guys.

And as always, PimpRoll stays away from most of our hard earned cash. $2.99 for a 3 day trial, less than $25 per month. And with that full membership you get access to dozens of additional porn sites — so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Very upscale at a discount price.

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Glamour Smokers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Glamour Smokers Sample Photo

Who says lung cancer isn't sexy?

The site: glamoursmokers.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: $25 per month will get you this site and about 25 others (not 25 smoking sites, but good sites nonetheless). Some are solo gal sites, many are niche sites. Some are both. Get the picture here? Lots of options for little money. Go get some. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.glamoursmokers.com

Remember when your Mom told you that smoking was a disgusting habit and there was nothing glamorous about smoking? Well, that fucking bitch was wrong yet again. Jesus…she sure has a shitty track record, what with your dead beat Dad and her unfortunate herpes incident and all…
Smoking is sexy…period. Yeah, the lung cancer can be a little ugly and the yellowed teeth a little off-putting – but all of that gets canceled out when I see a gorgeous, red-lipped vixen sucking down a square. God damn that shit is hot. And if she’s wearing a plaid skirt and glasses? Fucking forget about it – my pants are wet and squishy.

If you’re new to the smoking fetish – or even if you’re just new to the internet porn version of the smoking fetish, it’s important to note before going to a smoking site that it’s not all about the sex, it’s all about the smoking. Yes, there is sex involved, but a lot of it is watching a sensual gal toke on a cigarette with her gorgeous lips and bare breasts. That, for us smoking fetishists, is sexier than seeing a bone-dog crammed in her glory hole.

The chicks on this site are not he ultra-glammy chicks that I have seen on other sites, however. These chicks are more average. They’re hot – but not the kind of hot that stops you in your tracks and drops your jaw. Is that a good thing? It is for me, but you decide for yourself (jeez…does your mother still dress you too?).

The thing I found hilarious for some reason is the fact that each gal has her favorite brand of cigarette listed. Why is this silly? I have no idea – but it makes me laugh. I am not a huge smoking fetishist, but I do like a hot chick burning one from time to time. Maybe this is essential from a hardcore smoking fan. If so, accept my apologies – but I still think it’s pretty funny.

$25 per month will get you this site and about 25 others (not 25 smoking sites, but good sites nonetheless). Some are solo gal sites, many are niche sites. Some are both. Get the picture here? Lots of options for little money. Go get some.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.glamoursmokers.com

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