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Kink Live Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

kinklive

She will do shit to you that will scar you for life.

The site: kinklive.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Kink Live is made by Kinky. Kinky is made by Satan himself. That’s right — it’s the best of the best when it comes to deviant dick drainers. Kinky has been doing this shit for years, and perfected it a long time ago, so you can always be assured at Kink Live that the chicks and dudes will know what they’re doing when it come to TRUE BDSM and the like. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.kinklive.com

Ina  minute, Kink Live, but first I have to tell you a tale.  One time I feverishly beat off to a video of a dude jerking off while watching some porn of his own, as he hammered away at his dirt hole with a stapler. After about 20 minutes of waiting for the pop shot, I realized that the feed was actually from my own webcam. It sucked, since I has just bought the stapler the week before.

Watching a video of a chick getting beaten and fucked is pretty cool — but watching that shit live is a whole new kind of special. At least there is for me. I get a lot better nut knowing that the bitch on screen is actually enduring her pain and submission at the exact moment I am spunking on my dungeon floor. KinkLive.com makes that shit happen.

Not only the thrill of it being live, but they also have session where you can chat live with a submissive gal. That’s huge, since they aren’t easy to find in real life if you live in Arkansas or Iowa. Yes, I’m talk to you, Bubba. You can finally talk all the shit you want to a filthy bitch. And this time the cops won’t kick the boards out of the windows of your trailer and haul you in.

This is a pay by the minuite site, like pretty much all live sites. You buy “kinks”, which start at $1 per kink, but get cheaper the more you buy. Teh live shows vary in price, but you are generally looking at about 2 to 3 kinks per minute.

KinkLive is made by Kinky. Kinky is made by Satan himself. That’s right — it’s the best of the best when it comes to deviant dick drainers. Kinky has been doing this shit for years, and perfected it a long time ago, so you can always be assured at Kink Live that the chicks and dudes will know what they’re doing when it come to TRUE BDSM and the like.

10 out of 10

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All Hot Indians Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Punjabbit poon

Not bad at all.

The site: allhotindians.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I don’t think these chicks are any better or nastier than white, black or Asian chicks or anything like that — but they’re different. My cock likes new things, and so does yours, so that makes a site like this a hot commodity. Snatch that shit up. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.allhotindians.com

I thought the term “Indian” was politically incorrect? Sure, most people say that’s only when referring to a Native American — but I’m no racist. I refuse to use the word Indian. Instead, I am calling these ladies Cum Eating Foreign Sluts.

Alternatively, I could call them olive-skinnned, super hot, cock hungry ladies — because that’s what they have here. You know, there just aren’t enough sites dedicated to the ladies of India, so when you find one — especially one like this that offers $1 trials — buy it. Your little hand-hammerer will graciously thank you for the trip around the world.

Speaking of politically correct — this is not it, but if I were fucking one of these lovely lasses, I would aim my seed for that forehead jewelry every single time. How could you not? I am relatively certain it’s purpose is not to be a cum target, but I also respect the art of multi-tasking, so in a sense it’s a compliment to the forehead jewels.

I don’t think these chicks are any better or nastier than white, black or Asian chicks or anything like that — but they’re different. My cock likes new things, and so does yours, so that makes a site like this a hot commodity. Snatch that shit up.

8 out of 10

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Adult Movies On The Go Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: adultmoviesonthego.com.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Your cock goes everywhere you go, so your porn should too. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.adultmoviesonthego.com

How many times have you been on an airplane, at the beach or at a baseball game and all of a sudden realized that you just had to rub one out, but the sweat hog across the way just wasn’t the kind of jerking material that you are accustomed to beating off to? Exactly — no less than 500.

This site is your solution, assuming your cheap ass has the sense to own a mobile device like an iPhone, iPod, PSP, Droid or any other hand held mobile device. Yep — this site is full of movies formulated specifically for such devices. We’re a society on the move, and we need our smut wherever we go.

The vids are all pro quality, so you’re not talking about amateur shit or grainy, night vision shit. Top chicks, top quality. No complaints about the content.

Your cock goes everywhere you go, so your porn should too.

8 out of 10

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Divine Bitches Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

take it and like it

Take it and like it!

The site: divinebitches.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: DivineBitches is made by the fellers at Kinky. If that doesn’t mean anything to you, then you haven’t even come close to seeing some true, excellent, kinky shit. These fuckers haved been churning out supreme kinky content since your Mom was a virgin, so they know what the fuck they’re doing with it. Excellent network, excellent site. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.divinebitches.com

My fucking furnace just went out and it’s the coldest day of the year. Most people would be pissed, but I’m a glass half full guy. I am using this opportunity to participate in a little self-masochistic bahvior. I currently have my vodka soaked balls sitting on a piece of sheet metal, waiting for them to freeze and stick to the metal. When they do, I’m going to hit them with a hammer and see if they shatter.

It’s a judgment call to be sure, but I think the women on DevineBitches.com site may be just as brutal to their male submissives as I’m being to my balls right now. That is to say, this is a very well done female domination site where the male submissive slaves are subjected to cock and ball torture, cuckolding, chastity, ruined orgasms, trampling, bondage, over the knee spanking, smothering, and getting fucked up the ass with a big, fat strap-on. And you thought YOUR Monday was bad.

Mistress Madeline is the queen of the Divine Bitches, but she has a nicely stocked stable of mean sluts to dominate her scumbags. This bitch is creative with her punishments, so if you are looking for some new shit, this is definitely a good place to chain your cock to the wall and take a gander for a while.

The fees vary, and in a nice way. You can join outright for $30 per month (or less if you pick a longer membership), or you can purchase individual shoots. So, if you’re not willing to make a commitment (you cheap fuck), and you browse thro9ugh the freebies and see some shit that you just HAVE to see the rest of, you can buy just that particular shoot. Sweet, huh?

DivineBitches is made by the fellers at Kinky. If that doesn’t mean anything to you, then you haven’t even come close to seeing some true, excellent, kinky shit. These fuckers haved been churning out supreme kinky content since your Mom was a virgin, so they know what the fuck they’re doing with it. Excellent network, excellent site.

9 out of 10

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Teen Sex Outdoors Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Weeeeeee!

Weeeeeee!

The site: teensexoutdoors.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Do what I do — load this shit up on your laptop, go out in your front yard, start one of the videos and whack the shit out of your dong right there in plain sight. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.teensexoutdoors.com

What’s with all the fucking outdoors lately? I can’t even let my dog out to fetch the paper without him coming back with a Trojan hanging out of his ass. I go to the grocery store and — BAM — people are fucking in the milk cooler. At the bank drive-thru the other day I found a dildo in the vacuum tube. And I recently got an unexpected handy J by a meter maid while I was dropping a quarter in the meter. This shit is an epidemic!

Things are looking that way here at this site too, with one major difference. These horndogs are fucking in what appears to be private outdoor areas. I guess that’s fine if you dig it, but to me that takes away from the excitement. Go to Prague and get up in that bitches guts while you ride the subway. That’s the kind of shit that’s super hot. This will fit in the meantime, though.

Let me ask you fuckheads this — if you were minding your own business and some crazy asshole popped out of the bushes and said, “Hey — you give me $1.00 and I’ll take you over here to this backyard where some hot bitches are getting hammered. You can stay for 3 days and whack your turkey all you want.” Would you do it? Fuck’n A right you would. That’s basically what’s happening here with the 3 day, $1.00 trial that this site offers. I’m the crazy fucker and your computer is the bushes. Get it?

Do what I do — load this shit up on your laptop, go out in your front yard, start one of the videos and whack the shit out of your dong right there in plain sight. Then you really get the feeling of getting laid outdoors. And who knows…maybe old lady Gert from down the way will stroll on by and wet your head for you!

7 out of 10

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Drunk Girls Flashing Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

"I'm gonna have to ask you to blow into this, Ma'am."

The site: drunkgirlsflashing.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I remember when the mere site of a set of tits gave me a rager. I even used to get wood when I saw a coffee mug with a pair of knockers on it. These days I am completely desensitized to tits. I like them and all, but I need more than a flash to get it up. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.drunkgirlsflashing.com

What in the FUCK were the lawmakers thinking in the 30s when they enacted prohibition? I mean seriously -back then no women were allowed to be legislators, so it was all men who did that shit. How the fuck did they expect chicks to get all hooched up and do stupid shit like they do on this site? Thank God for people like Al Capone.

You’ve seen sites like this all over the place – and even on regular TV. These girls are “going wild.”  Meh…I guess they are getting a little crazy. But airing your tits out is minor league shit in my book. Now, start sucking cocks in a church or getting butt fucked by a zebra at the zoo and I’m totally in your corner with the “wild” bit.

To be fair, lots of these chicks get naked, and some of them hand out blowies and the like – but overall it’s a Mardi Gras/give me beads/here’s my tits kind of site. Not a bad one, if you dig that kind of shit. Me? I’d like it if I were there in person, but even then I wouldn’t get overly excited unless one of these gutter tramps latched on to my honker.

The good news is you can check it out for $1 for 3 days, and you can also get a ton of additional, full on fuck sites for FREE when you join this one. That’s not a bad deal at all – and that kind of deal totally redeems a flasher site like this for me.

I remember when the mere site of a set of tits gave me a rager. I even used to get wood when I saw a coffee mug with a pair of knockers on it. These days I am completely desensitized to tits. I like them and all, but I need more than a flash to get it up.

6 out of 10

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Masscha Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

side boobage

She's hot, but her name sound like someone vomiting a chicken bone.

The site: masscha.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not my cup of tea, but it was decent. Very high quality pics and vids might make it worth it to you. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.masscha.com

Have you ever stapled to head of your cock to a FedEx truck while the driver was dropping of a package to a Methodist Church? Oh, right…of course not. Ummmm…me neither.

Masscha.com is a fetish site. By fetish, I mean a cute chick with pink hair, piercings, dog collars, nipple clamps, riding crops and other light bondage items (leather, ball gags, etc.). She’s not over the top extreme like many sites, so all of you super sick motherfuckers can head to our fetish page and find you one of them.

Masscha herself is a cute gal — but you have to be into lots of piercings (and by lots I mean all over her face too) to agree. She has a nice set of tits and a decent ass, and I think her face is cute in spite of the piercings.

Although she has a lot of nice little videos and photos of her in various states of undress, with whips, chains, leather and all that jazz — if you’re looking for a chick to get fucked or eat pussy or whatever — this ain’t the place. She calls ehrself a good chick with an evil side. That’s okay for some — but I wish her evil side was a little more evil, if you know what I mean.

The great news is that you can get her site and 33 mroe sites for the price of one. That price depends on how long you join. Get a year for less than $8 per month, but only one month will be right at $30.

Not my cup of tea, but it was decent. Very high quality pics and vids might make it worth it to you.

5.5 out of 10

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Smokers Erotica Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The full flavor and satsifaction you need.

She's in violation of numerous city ordinances.

The site: smokerserotica.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: If you dig it, your membership will get you access to tons of additional sites, live chicks, pictures, videos, etc. No word yet on whether you get cigarette coupons too. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.smokerserotica.com

Have you ever smoked a cigarette with your dick hole? It’s kind of cool until your balls get a wet, hacking smoker’s cough and you start spitting black loogies out of your hog.

You’d think with smoking bans popping up in city after city that this smoking fetish thingy would slowly die out. Not the case — that shit just stronger. That’s because smoking porn is just like cigarettes themselves. The shit’s addictive.

This particular site is decent. Nothing mind blowing, nothing disappointing either. There are plenty of videos and the chicks are always prominently displaying their smoking device of choice as they get hammered, fisted, fingered, licked and spermed on.

Do this — go get you a $1 trial. That will give you 3 full days to decide if your fetish craving is satisfied or not. There’s nothing worse than joining a fetish site and then finding out that your cock is as bored as a straight man watching Twilight.

If you dig it, your membership will get you access to tons of additional sites, live chicks, pictures, videos, etc. No word yet on whether you get cigarette coupons too.

6.5 out of 10

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Lovely Nurses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She's the Speculator at night.

They sure do take advantage of casual Fridays at that hospital!

The site: lovelynurses.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Not bad, but sort of boring and trite. 7 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.lovelynurses.com

What’s the fascination with nurses? I have never been hospitalized, but when I visit others in the hospital, their nurses always look like Marlon Brando in his later years. And although those little white outfits with the red cross are definitely sexy, these days those sweat hogs wear scruds with fucking cartoon characters on them.

Alright, alright- I didn’t mean to piss on your fantasy. I dig the “nurses” at this site – and pretty much every nurse porn site. And to be honest, I’d even fuck those blubber chunks that really work at hospitals – my cock in an equal opportunity explorer.

Although the bitches here are undeniably hot, I just don’t get an entire site devoted to fake nurses. They even have some dudes pretending to be doctors, fucking the nurses. What kind of fantasy is that?? I want to see the patient fucking the nurse so I can relate. I’m not a fucking doctor. If I was, I’d be out flashing cash and getting some REAL pussy instead of whacking off here.

Okay – so the site is nothing new, unusual or that you wouldn’t expect from a site called Lovely Nurses. Lots of super hot chicks in nurse outfits getting fucked. They are all pro/studio movies (of course they are- who has a doctor’s office set in their house?). There’s nothing bad about them- they just don’t do much for me.

But $1 will get you 3 days, and it’s definitely worth that. Plus, if you get a regular membership you get a ton of additional free pro sites, so that’s pretty cool.

Not bad, but sort of boring and trite.

6 out of 10

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Toys In Chicks Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Grab them utters

I can't wait until she shoves that Teddy Ruxpin into her cunt.

The site: toysinchicks.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.toysinchicks.com

Michael Jackson is dead, but I have a feeling that creepy little bastard isn’t done with us yet. I think his original nose will haunt someone down the line.

For those of you that like to watch a chick settle in by her lonesome, whip out a plastic wang that would choke a hippopotamus, and shove that squiggly motherfucker as far into her snatch as God will allow- this site is going to make you sperm all over your fucking screen.

Obviously, as you can see from the name of the site, you aren’t going to be seeing any chicks taking mondo hogs from well-built cocksmiths. These are all solo gigs. Actually, that’s not accurate. They are all female gigs -there are videos of chicks hammering OTHER chicks with toys. Yeah…that’s hot.

One of the fantastic things about the site is the variety of the models, as well as the super high quality of the models. Oh- I guess that’s 2 things. What the fuck ever.

Hottest chick with the worst name ever – Lucy Lee Livingroom. Please try to ingore the ridiculous name the pinned on her. Can’t? Okay – do this – go to this site, plunk down a one dollar bill for a 3 day trial, and watch her jam plastics into her cunt. That will make you forget everything else. Everything. The recession, your pending manslaughter charges, Christmas — every fucking thing.

Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.TOYSINCHICKS.COM

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