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Toys In Chicks Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Grab them utters

Grab them utters

The site: toysinchicks.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.toysinchicks.com

Michael Jackson is dead, but I have a feeling that creepy little bastard isn’t done with us yet. I think his original nose will haunt someone down the line.

For those of you that like to watch a chick settle in by her lonesome, whip out a plastic wang that would choke a hippopotamus, and shove that squiggly motherfucker as far into her snatch as God will allow – this site is going to make you sperm all over your fucking screen.

Obviously, as you can see from the name of the site, you aren’t going to be seeing any chicks taking mondo hogs from well-built cocksmiths. These are all solo gigs. Actually, that’s not accurate. They are all female gigs – there are videos of chicks hammering OTHER chicks with toys. Yeah…that’s hot.

One of the fantastic things about the site is the variety of the models, as well as the super high quality of the models. Oh – I guess that’s 2 things. What the fuck ever.

Hottest chick with the worst name ever – Lucy Lee Livingroom. Please try to ingore the ridiculous name the pinned on her. Can’t? Okay – do this – go to this site, plunk down a one dollar bill for a 3 day trial, and watch her jam plastics into her cunt. That will make you forget everything else. Everything. The recession, your pending manslaughter charges, Christmas — every fucking thing.

Very nice site for peeps that like to watch gals diddle. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.TOYSINCHICKS.COM

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Leg World Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site:legworld.com
The price:$4.95 trial
The verdict: Here is the lowdown — if you like the magazine Leg World, you will love this site. If you are expecting a lot more, don’t.
Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)
To join: www.legworld.com

Like legs? Like worlds? Leg world is your place! Only kidding, but the leg part was for real. Leg World is Hustler’s fetish site taken from their magazine of the same name. This site is reportedly dedicated to legs, hose and all things leggy. Unfortunately, there is some other stuff that has crept in as well.

First the good news — there are leg pictures and videos, but apparently only by chance, at least as far as the videos go. As we said, this site is a Hustler site. Most of the material on the site is focused on Hustler, not Leg World. We admit, they have over 300 full-length movies available for full download, but a LOT of them have nothing to do with legs, other than the fact that pretty much every person in the videos that we saw had legs. They were not the central theme of most of the movies.

There were some very nice photo galleries with leg pictures, however. The chicks on this site are damn near as hot as any we have seen. Very, very sexy — of course you would expect nothing less form Larry Flynt and his band of perverted peeps. There are also a shitload of pictures with long stockings and pantyhose. Again, this is from the magazine Leg World, so you also get access to their archives from way, way back.

The membership fee is only $4.95 for a three day trial. Our suggestion: take this option and decide for yourself. We are leg lovers like the rest of you, and we really liked portions of the site, we just think it should have been a little more focused on the get-away sticks of these lovely ladies. The other great news is that you also get free subscriptions to Hustler.com and BeaverHunt.com included in that price! Hard to beat that part of it!

Here is the lowdown — if you like the magazine Leg World, you will love this site. If you are expecting a lot more, don’t.
… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.LEGWORLD.COM

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Whores In Denim Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


whores in denim, whoresindemin.com, whoresindenim

whores in denim

The site:whoresindenim.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.
Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

I can’t think of much I like better than a bombshell in denim. Jeans are the sexiest things in the world. I bet Larry Denim was the sexiest fucker in his high school class (he’s the person I just made up as the inventor of jeans). I wish they had denim condoms — I’d even wear them to jerk off with. I am going to go right now and stitch me up an entire woman made of denim. It’ll chafe – but the missing skin and rub-burns will be worth the ecstasy of fucking a Jean-woman.I’ve decide that the sites in this network should be called pseudo-professional or pro-am. That’s because they appear to be the ultra-glitzy pro videos from the still shots, but in reality the sets are a little less upscale and the videos are not that HD stuff. Much better than it in y opinion.

These chicks are obviously sexy as shit in their denim, but unfortunately I think the site should be called Whores in Denim…Briefly – because those jeans come off faster than the tag on a pair “school shoes.” I’d prefer to see them get fuck with a pair of Daisy Dukes pulled to the side, or a denim thong on or something – keeps the jeans in play! That’s the whole idea!

For non-super stars, these girls are pretty fucking hot. The one constant is that all of them are in great shape, and after that it’s potluck. Brunettes, blondes, fake tits and real – all types of booty for your pleasure. Excellent variety.

All it takes is one solitary dollar, a greasy handful of cock and about 10 minutes of watching this site – and you got yourself a puddle of white lightning deep enough to canoe in. $1.00 trials are the norm here – -and if you want to join monthly ($24.95) you will access to all of the sites in the network – a good 20 or so.

I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.

Visit the site: www.whoresindenim.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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Whipped Ass Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"Now you go on and remember to wipe completely next time, or you're gonna get it again!"

The site: whippedass.com
The price:$29.85/month
The verdict: If watching a nice round ass get spanked hard enough to make its owner squeal in pain and delight at the same time, then you’ll probably want to check out Whipped Ass.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

WhippedAss.com isn’t going to throw you any curveballs — it’s a site about girls with beautiful asses being whipped very hard with hands, whips, straps, and anything else that stings like hell.

Nearly all of the punishment is girl-on-girl, although on rare occasions a man will show up and deliver some red handprints of his own. But the stable of dominatrixes do a great job in their own right; it’s no-holds-barred spankings and beatings, as well as other dom activity — shoe licking, heel licking, toe sucking, facesitting, candle wax and more.

And don’t think this is just another bondage site that’s all beatings and no sex. That’s a pet peeve of mine, frankly, but no worries with Whippedass.com. All of the punishment described above is interspersed with generous portions of strap-on sex, forced oral and forced rimjobbing, and it often employs the binding apparatuses and orgasm machinery of sister sites Hogtied, Fucking Machines and Wired Pussy. This is a Cybernet site, after all, so both the quality and quantity of videos here is outstanding.

If watching a nice round ass get spanked hard enough to make its owner squeal in pain and delight at the same time, then you’ll probably want to check out Whipped Ass.

UPDATE! The producers of WhippedAss.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.whippedass.com
To join, click here: www.whippedass.com

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Almost All Blondes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Her pubes are green. Hence the almost part

Her pubes are green. Hence the almost part

The site: AlmostAllBlondes
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it.
Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ (6.5/10)

You may be thinking to yourself, “Do people really read these reviews? And do they really take this fucking Devil asshole’s advice and join based on what that dick says?” Well, first of all — who you callin’ a dick, motherfucker? Wanna scrap? That’s what I thought…bitch! Now then — yes, we have tons and tons of members (and you’re reading it yourself, now aren’t you?), and people also take my advice on a very regular basis. Why? Because I watch porn as my FULL-TIME JOB! You go to a doctor when you’re sick, right? Because “fixing” people is his job. Same here — when you’re horny you come to me — I’ll straighten shit out in your underwear!

Right now I’m digging this site — Almost All Blondes. I do wonder, however — why didn’t they just keep the non-blonde bitches out and call it All Blondes? Is there some sort of brunette union that I don’t know about that demands representation? Do redhead bitches sneak onto the set like ninjas and just “appear” on the film later in the editing room? I don’t know…I just don’t fucking know.

This site is owned by PimpRoll, but it looks like they must have acquired it elsewhere, because it’s not as crisp and bright and high quality as most of their sites. That’s not to say it’s bad — there are still a lot of hot chicks here, and you still get access to dozens upon dozens of additional sites for free (when you join this one) that ARE crisp and clear.

This is basically a video dump site. Again, that’s not a bad thing, but I generally like to have my porn a little more “intimate.” By that I mean that I like to see interviews before the fucking, or at least have a girls name so that I can yell it out next time I’m fucking my wife (hey — it’s a little game I play to keep things interesting in my marriage).

The best news of all is that if you join through Porny Little Devil, you get a 3 day trial membership for only $2.99. And if you want all of those other sites along with this one, all you have to scrounge together is $24.95 per month. I paid more than that in condoms last month. What can I say — your mom likes the expensive ones.

The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it…. 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.almostallblondes.com

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Alt.com Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

What?

What?

The site: alt.com

The price:$12.97/month

The verdict: You can join for free, but as with most sites liek this you cannot do a whole lot until you pay. That is okay in this case, as the membership fee is only $12.97 per month for s Silver membership and $17.95 per month for the Gold membership. You get everything imaginable with the Gold, and only a little less with the Silver. Go to the site and check it out — if you are into the alternative you cannot be disappointed with this site.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.alt.com


From the makers of AdultFriendFinder comes the world’s largest and premier website for BDSM & Alternative Lifestyle Personal ads! Sorry…did we sound like a commercial there? Well, it’s true. They ARE the biggest and best place to get yourself laid if you are little kinkier than the peeps over at Adult Friend Finder (get this — over 3.6 MILLION members as we write this!!). Damn near anything goes over here, as you will see with their categories.

This is a great place to come and be as open mouthed as you would like about what it is that turns you on, without fear of shame or ridicule from ignorant strangers. During the process of joining, you are asked some of you interest, and the list to choose from includes the following: 24/7 (total power exchange), Age Play, Anal Sex (Giving),Anal Sex (receiving), Arse Play, Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play), Biting, Blindfolds, Blood, Body Hair, Bondage, Branding, Breast/Nipple torture/clamps, Candle Wax. Chains, Chastity Devices, Chinese/BenWaBalls, Cling Film, Cock and Ball Torture, Collar and Leash, Confinement and Caging, Coprophilia (Shit Play), Cupping, Dacryphilia (Arousal FromTears), Defilement, Denim, Shaving, Dildos Discipline, Doctor/Nurse Fetish, Domination, Ears, Exhibitionism, Feathers, Fire Play, Fisting, Food Play, Gang Bangs, Hair Pulling, Handcuffs, High Heels, Humiliation, Infantilism, Douching/Enema, Knife Play, Lace/Lingerie, Lactation, Latex, Leather, Making Home Movies, Masks, Masochism, Massage, Master/Slave, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Needle Play, Nipples, Oral Fixation, Oral Sex (giving), Oral Sex (receiving), Pain, Pantyhose, Erotic Photography, Piercings, Pinching, Power Exchange, Nunplay/ Priest Play, Pussy/Cock worship, Retifism, Rimplay, Role-Playing, Rubber, Sadism, Scent, Sensory Deprivation, Sex during Menstruation, Spanking, Medieval Devices, Tongue Fetish, Toys, Transvestism, Urolagnia, Vibrators, Voyeurism and Whips! Whew!!!!!!!!

The reason that we list all of those is to show you the incredible range of topics that people are looking for out there, and so you know that no matter what it is that you are into, they have already thought of it! Avery , very nice and inclusive site. And if there IS something that you dig that is not in there…well, then, you are a twisted motherfucker and we would like to meet you – maybe offer you a job!

You can join for free, but as with most sites liek this you cannot do a whole lot until you pay. That is okay in this case, as the membership fee is only $12.97 per month for s Silver membership and $17.95 per month for the Gold membership. You get everything imaginable with the Gold, and only a little less with the Silver. Go to the site and check it out — if you are into the alternative you cannot be disappointed with this site.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.ALT.COM

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Water Bondage Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I cannot even begin to explain to you what's pictured here.

The site: waterbondage.com

The price:$21.00/month
The verdict: Clearly, as with any good bondage site, the number-1 priority here is to push the model’s limits of pain and fear to the absolute brink, and then channel the resulting excitement and exasperation into big, uncontrollable orgasms. And again, they’ve succeded. .
Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)
To join, click here:www.waterbondage.com

If you’re like me, you heard about Waterbondage.com from Cybernet and thought — what the hell is water bondage? But hey, I’m naive — or, I should say, I WAS naive before I investigated the site and found some very hot material that, as is usually the case with Cybernet, is unique to their sites.

Water Bondage shares a lot of common traits with its sister sites Hogtied, Fucking Machines and Wired Pussy. The gorgeous young women on this site, who range from absolute first-timers to a handful of more experienced porn actresses, are repeatedly forced to orgasm via machinery and electricity. And fittingly for any site with “bondage” in its name, they’re usually tied up pretty severely as well.

But Water Bondage adds (duh) water to the mix in several different ways. Sometimes the dominatrix uses a high-pressure water hose on the model’s clit to force out some orgasms; other times, water is used to enhance the shock torture from the electrical devices. Sometimes the model’s face is pummeled with a barrage of water from hoses and sprays, just to disorient her, while she receives some heavy-duty pussy and clit stimulations from the machines; other times, she’s simply put in a dunk tank with only a couple inches of breathing room at the top, and repeatedly dunked and forced to gasp for air.

You really can’t tell if Water Bondage is going to be your thing without having a look for yourself. I’ve made no secret that I’m a huge fan of all Cybernet’s offerings, so it should come as no surprise that I recommend Water Bondage as well. Clearly, as with any good bondage site, the number-1 priority here is to push the model’s limits of pain and fear to the absolute brink, and then channel the resulting excitement and exasperation into big, uncontrollable orgasms. And again, they’ve succeded.

UPDATE! The producers of WaterBondage.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.waterbondage.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

… 10 out of 10

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Alt Porn Sucks Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: altpornsucks.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: As a whole, this network is probably my favorite to come along in a long time – possibly ever. This site itself is a little off with all of the plots and fake acting, but well worth the $20 for the fucking and the additional sites and sounds.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.altpornsucks.com


Wait a minute – - alt porn doesn’t suck! It rules! Oh, I get it. A little reverse psychology, huh? Like pussy tastes awful, tits are a waste of time and I have no interest in butt fucking Margaret Thatcher.

This is an interesting site idea, to say the least. They offer running stories – almost like network TV shows – that have a long story line, as well as a lot of hardcore fucking, threesomes, lesbian action and more. Each week and new episode comes out, until the story is done. Then, a new story comes down the pike.

And on top of all of that – this is a Burning Angel site. That means that it is alt pron – goth and punk type chicks with tattoos and piercings. But don’t let that discourage you – these are not sad, fat downer chicks. These are really, really hot chicks. Seriously – you need to at least check it out and see for yourself. Do the free tour if nothing else.

Joana Angel is the brains and beauty behind the Burning Angel network, and she is also one of the stars of the show. She casts herself in many of the movies on this site, and you’ll be damn glad she did. Joana is as hot as they come. Go find a picture of her. Better yet – go watch some free clips on any of the BA sites. She looks like a beauty and fucks like a beast.

In addition to this running story line/theme site, there are 7 more sites in the network. Join this one and the rest come free (only $20 to join them all for a month). I promise you – if you dig punk rocker chicks, you will not be disappointed. Shit – you will be fucking elated.

As a whole, this network is probably my favorite to come along in a long time – possibly ever. This site itself is a little off with all of the plots and fake acting, but well worth the $20 for the fucking and the additional sites and sounds.

Visit the site: www.altpornsucks.com

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Wacky Insertions Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Coke is it!

Coke is it!

The site: wackyinsertions.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Ok…so we got a little carried away — but come on…really? The girls are cute and they are naked — but we could not see the additional turn on by these girls sticking random things in their cooters — at least not a turn on that would trump a cock or a dildo! That being said, the additional sites make it well worth the money, and this can always be one you head to for a good laugh! Who know — maybe they will use some of our suggestion in the furutre!
Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ (5/10)
To join, click here:www.wackyinsertions.com

Ok…so it is not all silliness — there are some surprisingly cute girls here. None that we would consider drop-dead gorgeous, but very cute anyway. Of course, we think the top tier girls are probably taking cocks instead of bear claws in their coochies!

The video quality was great, and they had quite a few videos for such a select topic such as wacky insertions, so that was a nice bonus. Another nice bonus is the amount of material you get overall when you join this site. For $16.95 for the first month and $24.95 for each month after that, you not only get this site, but a dozen plus other sites as well. That is around 14 sites for the price of one. The other sites are not this narrow — they have many focuses on these other sites, and many, many super hot chicks. We doubt very seriously that you will be disappointed with the package.

Ok…so we got a little carried away — but come on…really? The girls are cute and they are naked — but we could not see the additional turn on by these girls sticking random things in their cooters — at least not a turn on that would trump a cock or a dildo! That being said, the additional sites make it well worth the money, and this can always be one you head to for a good laugh! Who know — maybe they will use some of our suggestion in the furutre!

Sometimes when a fetish site comes along, we just have to shake our heads. Sure, we are still of the mindset, “to each his (or her) own,” but some of these things are really hard for us to swallow. Take this site, for example, Wacky Insertions. Of course it is entertaining to see some poor slut shove random shit into her vagina — as a matter of fact that may be the single most entertaining thing that we can think of. But is it a turn on? OF course any vagina is a turn on, but does sticking a stapler or a pair of sunglasses into it really make it more sexy? Oh well…to each his own…

Here are some of the items that we saw them shove into their vaginas on this site: a carrot, a soda bottle, a baseball bat, a banana (not all that wacky really), a hammer and a corncob. Here are a few suggestions that we have for future video shoots — consider it a favor: a slab of ribs (wet), a parakeet, scissors (careful with that one), a starfish(only if you live near the beach), a dolphin’s nose, coleslaw and a catcher’s mitt. Just a few “sexy” items that we think would really do the trick.

… 5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.wackyinsertions.com

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