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Whores In Denim Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


whores in denim, whoresindemin.com, whoresindenim

I see a whore, but where's the denim?

The site:whoresindenim.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.
[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

I can’t think of much I like better than a bombshell in denim. Jeans are the sexiest things in the world. I bet Larry Denim was the sexiest fucker in his high school class (he’s the person I just made up as the inventor of jeans). I wish they had denim condoms — I’d even wear them to jerk off with. I am going to go right now and stitch me up an entire woman made of denim. It’ll chafe- but the missing skin and rub-burns will be worth the ecstasy of fucking a Jean-woman.I’ve decide that the sites in this network should be called pseudo-professional or pro-am. That’s because they appear to be the ultra-glitzy pro videos from the still shots, but in reality the sets are a little less upscale and the videos are not that HD stuff. Much better than it in y opinion.

These chicks are obviously sexy as shit in their denim, but unfortunately I think the site should be called Whores in Denim…Briefly – because those jeans come off faster than the tag on a pair “school shoes.” I’d prefer to see them get fuck with a pair of Daisy Dukes pulled to the side, or a denim thong on or something -keeps the jeans in play! That’s the whole idea!

For non-super stars, these girls are pretty fucking hot. The one constant is that all of them are in great shape, and after that it’s potluck. Brunettes, blondes, fake tits and real – all types of booty for your pleasure. Excellent variety.

All it takes is one solitary dollar, a greasy handful of cock and about 10 minutes of watching this site- and you got yourself a puddle of white lightning deep enough to canoe in. $1.00 trials are the norm here – -and if you want to join monthly ($24.95) you will access to all of the sites in the network- a good 20 or so.

I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.

Visit the site: www.whoresindenim.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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Whipped Ass Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Remeber to turn on your images next time you go to a porn site, Jerky! Especially one that talks about Whipped Ass. Click here to see Whipped Ass in all of its glory.

"Now you go on and remember to wipe completely next time, or you're gonna get it again!"

The site: whippedass.com
The price:$29.85/month
The verdict: If watching a nice round ass get spanked hard enough to make its owner squeal in pain and delight at the same time is your bag, then you’ll probably want to check it out.
[rating:8/10] (8/10)

Whipped Ass isn’t going to throw you any curveballs — it’s a site about girls with beautiful asses being whipped very hard with hands, whips, straps, and anything else that stings like hell.

Nearly all of the punishment at Whipped Ass is girl-on-girl, although on rare occasions a man will show up. But the stable of dominatrixes do a great job in their own right; it’s no-holds-barred spankings and beatings, as well as other dom activity — shoe licking, heel licking, toe sucking, facesitting, candle wax and more.

And don’t think Whipped Ass just another bondage site that’s all beatings and no sex. That’s a pet peeve of mine, frankly, but no worries with Whipped Ass . All of the punishment described above is interspersed with generous portions of strap-on sex, forced oral and forced rimjobbing, and it often employs the binding apparatuses and orgasm machinery of sister sites Hogtied, Fucking Machines and Wired Pussy. This is a Cybernet site, after all, so both the quality and quantity of videos here is outstanding.

If watching a nice round ass get spanked hard enough to make its owner squeal in pain and delight at the same time, then you’ll probably want to check out Whipped Ass.

UPDATE! The producers of  Whipped Ass are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site:
www.whippedass.com

To join, click here:

www.whippedass.com

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Almost All Blondes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Her pubes are green. Hence the almost part

Average Jane.

The site: AlmostAllBlondes
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it.
[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

You may be thinking to yourself, “Do people really read these reviews? And do they really take this fucking Devil asshole’s advice and join based on what that dick says?” Well, first of all — who you callin’ a dick, motherfucker? Wanna scrap? That’s what I thought…bitch! Now then — yes, we have tons and tons of members (and you’re reading it yourself, now aren’t you?), and people also take my advice on a very regular basis. Why? Because I watch porn as my FULL-TIME JOB! You go to a doctor when you’re sick, right? Because “fixing” people is his job. Same here — when you’re horny you come to me — I’ll straighten shit out in your underwear!

Right now I’m digging this site — Almost All Blondes. I do wonder, however — why didn’t they just keep the non-blonde bitches out and call it All Blondes? Is there some sort of brunette union that I don’t know about that demands representation? Do redhead bitches sneak onto the set like ninjas and just “appear” on the film later in the editing room? I don’t know…I just don’t fucking know.

This site is owned by PimpRoll, but it looks like they must have acquired it elsewhere, because it’s not as crisp and bright and high quality as most of their sites. That’s not to say it’s bad — there are still a lot of hot chicks here, and you still get access to dozens upon dozens of additional sites for free (when you join this one) that ARE crisp and clear.

This is basically a video dump site. Again, that’s not a bad thing, but I generally like to have my porn a little more “intimate.” By that I mean that I like to see interviews before the fucking, or at least have a girls name so that I can yell it out next time I’m fucking my wife (hey — it’s a little game I play to keep things interesting in my marriage).

The best news of all is that if you join through Porny Little Devil, you get a 3 day trial membership for only $2.99. And if you want all of those other sites along with this one, all you have to scrounge together is $24.95 per month. I paid more than that in condoms last month. What can I say — your mom likes the expensive ones.

The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it…. 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.almostallblondes.com

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Alt.com Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

What?

What?

The site: alt.com

The price:$12.97/month

The verdict: You can join for free, but as with most sites liek this you cannot do a whole lot until you pay. That is okay in this case, as the membership fee is only $12.97 per month for s Silver membership and $17.95 per month for the Gold membership. You get everything imaginable with the Gold, and only a little less with the Silver. Go to the site and check it out — if you are into the alternative you cannot be disappointed with this site.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.alt.com


From the makers of AdultFriendFinder comes the world’s largest and premier website for BDSM & Alternative Lifestyle Personal ads! Sorry…did we sound like a commercial there? Well, it’s true. They ARE the biggest and best place to get yourself laid if you are little kinkier than the peeps over at Adult Friend Finder (get this — over 3.6 MILLION members as we write this!!). Damn near anything goes over here, as you will see with their categories.

This is a great place to come and be as open mouthed as you would like about what it is that turns you on, without fear of shame or ridicule from ignorant strangers. During the process of joining, you are asked some of you interest, and the list to choose from includes the following: 24/7 (total power exchange), Age Play, Anal Sex (Giving),Anal Sex (receiving), Arse Play, Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play), Biting, Blindfolds, Blood, Body Hair, Bondage, Branding, Breast/Nipple torture/clamps, Candle Wax. Chains, Chastity Devices, Chinese/BenWaBalls, Cling Film, Cock and Ball Torture, Collar and Leash, Confinement and Caging, Coprophilia (Shit Play), Cupping, Dacryphilia (Arousal FromTears), Defilement, Denim, Shaving, Dildos Discipline, Doctor/Nurse Fetish, Domination, Ears, Exhibitionism, Feathers, Fire Play, Fisting, Food Play, Gang Bangs, Hair Pulling, Handcuffs, High Heels, Humiliation, Infantilism, Douching/Enema, Knife Play, Lace/Lingerie, Lactation, Latex, Leather, Making Home Movies, Masks, Masochism, Massage, Master/Slave, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Needle Play, Nipples, Oral Fixation, Oral Sex (giving), Oral Sex (receiving), Pain, Pantyhose, Erotic Photography, Piercings, Pinching, Power Exchange, Nunplay/ Priest Play, Pussy/Cock worship, Retifism, Rimplay, Role-Playing, Rubber, Sadism, Scent, Sensory Deprivation, Sex during Menstruation, Spanking, Medieval Devices, Tongue Fetish, Toys, Transvestism, Urolagnia, Vibrators, Voyeurism and Whips! Whew!!!!!!!!

The reason that we list all of those is to show you the incredible range of topics that people are looking for out there, and so you know that no matter what it is that you are into, they have already thought of it! Avery , very nice and inclusive site. And if there IS something that you dig that is not in there…well, then, you are a twisted motherfucker and we would like to meet you – maybe offer you a job!

You can join for free, but as with most sites liek this you cannot do a whole lot until you pay. That is okay in this case, as the membership fee is only $12.97 per month for s Silver membership and $17.95 per month for the Gold membership. You get everything imaginable with the Gold, and only a little less with the Silver. Go to the site and check it out — if you are into the alternative you cannot be disappointed with this site.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.ALT.COM

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Water Bondage Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I cannot even begin to explain to you what's pictured here.

The site: waterbondage.com

The price:$21.00/month
The verdict: Clearly, as with any good bondage site, the number-1 priority here is to push the model’s limits of pain and fear to the absolute brink, and then channel the resulting excitement and exasperation into big, uncontrollable orgasms. And again, they’ve succeded. .
[rating:8/10] (8/10)
To join, click here:www.waterbondage.com

If you’re like me, you heard about Waterbondage.com from Cybernet and thought — what the hell is water bondage? But hey, I’m naive — or, I should say, I WAS naive before I investigated the site and found some very hot material that, as is usually the case with Cybernet, is unique to their sites.

Water Bondage shares a lot of common traits with its sister sites Hogtied, Fucking Machines and Wired Pussy. The gorgeous young women on this site, who range from absolute first-timers to a handful of more experienced porn actresses, are repeatedly forced to orgasm via machinery and electricity. And fittingly for any site with “bondage” in its name, they’re usually tied up pretty severely as well.

But Water Bondage adds (duh) water to the mix in several different ways. Sometimes the dominatrix uses a high-pressure water hose on the model’s clit to force out some orgasms; other times, water is used to enhance the shock torture from the electrical devices. Sometimes the model’s face is pummeled with a barrage of water from hoses and sprays, just to disorient her, while she receives some heavy-duty pussy and clit stimulations from the machines; other times, she’s simply put in a dunk tank with only a couple inches of breathing room at the top, and repeatedly dunked and forced to gasp for air.

You really can’t tell if Water Bondage is going to be your thing without having a look for yourself. I’ve made no secret that I’m a huge fan of all Cybernet’s offerings, so it should come as no surprise that I recommend Water Bondage as well. Clearly, as with any good bondage site, the number-1 priority here is to push the model’s limits of pain and fear to the absolute brink, and then channel the resulting excitement and exasperation into big, uncontrollable orgasms. And again, they’ve succeded.

UPDATE! The producers of WaterBondage.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.waterbondage.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

… 10 out of 10

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Virtual Chicks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That stained blanket is covering a stain

Is she fucking a mascot?

The site: virtualchicks.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month
The verdict: I don’t know- maybe I’m being too hard on them, but I like mine a little less gimmicky. Take your clothes off, stick a flesh dog in your mouth and get to work.
[rating:5/10] (5/10)
To join, click here:www.virtualchicks.com

I have gone exclusively to watching porn and fucking my fist. Yep – no more real females for me. They just ask too many questions, like “Why are you doing that?” and “Aren’t you going to make me cum too?”and “Please let me go -I swear to God I won’t tell ANYONE” Fucking whiners — give me a virtual chick any day of the week.

They boast that they are the only true interactive site on the net and that “you decide what she does next.” Is it true? What the fuck do you think? Have you ever known ANY chick to do exactly what you want her to do? Of course not – and that shit doesn’t change when she has a yard of cock in her.

So what kind of site is it then? It’s a choose your own adventure of sorts. You can apparently choose from 3 different scenes and she will do one of those 3 things on the screen “for you.” In other words, there are several pre-produced scenarios that you can choose from. Yawn.

I’m all for unique porn ideas, but when I get my bone juices working full force, I don’t want to be stopping to think or make decisions. If I wanted to do that shit, I’d go find a real slut and deal with her bullshit, trying to find her clit and make her happy. Fuck that -I just want to watch some tramp moan and jerk my dick. End of story.

The positive – the chicks are all young and hot, the network is large (50 sites and counting) and the site is cheap ($1.00 for a trial membership – very cheap in fact for the high quality videos).

I don’t know – maybe I’m being too hard on them, but I like mine a little less gimmicky. Take your clothes off, stick a flesh dog in your mouth and get to work.

Visit the site: www.virtualchicks.com

… 5 out of 10

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Virgin Teen Lesbians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Teens? Most likely. Lesbians? Apparently so. Virgins? No fucking way.

The site: virginteenlesbians.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: In summary — hot, regular teens eating each other’s pussy. We’ll see you there.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here:www.virginteenlesbians.com

Virgin Teen Lesbians, huh? Now…does that mean they are virgins to cock? Or virgins to eating pussy? Or both? Actually, it’s probably neither — but we can pretend right along with them — and jerk off while we’re doing it. All we know for sure about this site is that they have coupled up some of the hottest girls-next door to eat each other out — and although they make it very affordable (see below), after checking it out we’d pay just about anything to join this site.We’re huge fans of this site and ALL of the sites in it’s network. There are about 30 and each and every one of them scores very high for us. They are all full of way better than average girls, but not model types, if you know what we mean. No fancy lighting and barbie dolls — just real bitches gettin’ real nasty. There are some sites in this group with some pretty horrid acting, but what are you gonna do? When that shit ends, the good fucking begins, so we can put up with it for a short while.

This particular site in the network is all lesbo action — all from incredibly sexy teens. We searched up and down, all over this site and could not find one girl that we would classify as lower than an 8. That’s pretty fucking impressive — especially when you consider that this is a site full of 8s, 9s and 10s — all eating each other out and fucking each other. Katy bar the door — we’re gonna be here for a while.

Our favorite little pair of snapper-guzzling starlets had to be Chanty and Angel Lips (real name). If we have a choice (and we had many here), we usually choose a brunette and a blonde pair as opposed to 2 blondes or 2 brunettes (although rare, we love when we get to see a redhead in pussy-eating glory). Why? Fuck if we know — we like variety, ok? Quit asking questions, pull out your cock and pay attention. Anyway, these two (Angels the blonde, Chanty the brunette) both have pierced lower lips. Why do we mention that? Because we think it’s really fucking sexy. Especially when that lip is touching a pussy lip — which it is on many, many occasions here. They also put a strap-on into play, as well as a double dong and other kinky devices. Breath taking. Oh– and if you like fakies — there is lots of silicone in this scene.

As we said at first — we’d sink a lot of cash into this one if we had to. Luckily for our poor asses, we don’t have to. Actually, we could get a three day peek for $4.95. We could spank for a week for less than ten dollars, and we get this site and THIRTY others every month for a monthly fee of $39.95. Think about it — cut back on one or two burrito grande meals a week and instead eat a salad (fat ass) and you will have saved enough to get this site — and maybe you’ll even lose a few pounds and be able to get laid for real. Sorry ’bout that — I’m having a bad day.

In summary — hot, regular teens eating each other’s pussy. We’ll see you there.

Visit the site: www.virginteenlesbians.com

… 9 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on? You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake! Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Upskirts Mania Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She's playing that "the floor is lava" game

The site: upskirtsmania.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Good movies, but I hate it when sites are not reflective of their names.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.upskirtsmania.com

I wonder why our cocks aren’t more useful? I mean, sure they are damn good at what they do -what with the fucking and reproducing and all. But I would have thought that evolution would have made them a little more functional by now, since they just hang there most of the time. I am think about training mine to be prehensile like a monkey’s tail, so I can hang from trees with it.Well, the good news is that there are countless gorgeous – and I mean fucking GORGEOUS – chicks getting fucked, sucked, masturbated and showered, all over this motherfucker. There are tons of videos, and they are all in HD and very, very professionally done.

The bad news is that it’s NOT a fucking upskirt site. Not even close. Shit – many of the scenes don’t even have a skirt in them at all. Some of the chicks start out naked! I’m all for naked chicks – -but come on. If you want to do a fucking upskirt site, do a fucking upskirt site. Rant over.

My favorite chick amongst the millions here is Liliane Tiger. Yes, it’s because of the flames tattooed right above her snatch. But not to worry if you don’t like tattooed chicks- there are tons of chicks of all types here. Shit – there are over 250 videos, so you know there are many to look at.

At the 250 is just on this site. This site is part of a large network with over 8,000 videos in it -and you get them all for the price of one. Do your cock favor and get a $1.00, 3 day trial. Yeah -that’s my stimulus plan, bitch!

Good movies, but I hate it when sites are not reflective of their names.

Visit the site: www.upskirtsmania.com

… 6.5 out of 10

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