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Upskirt Collection Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Damn near perfection

This is the greatest thing I have ever laid eyes upon.

The site: upskirtcollection.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Nice upskirt site, if you want to get away from total raunch for a while.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.upskirtcollection.com

Have you ever accidentally gotten an upskirt or upshorts glance at your mom or you sister’s snatch? I have. That shit was hot. Your sister needs to shave that fucking pelt, though. And your Mom should think about tampons instead of pads. Just a suggestion.This site has upskirts, tight jeans, lingerie, sexy shorts, panties, bikini, celebs and upblouses. Yeah, celebs too. That means as long as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are breathing, there will be content for this section of the site.

The thing that I did not like about this one was that the upskirts are all staged. When a chick is sitting at a bus stop with a skirt on and her legs so wide that she could put a leg lock on an exercise ball, chances are she’s posing for a camera somewhere. Or when a chick in a picture is actually holding part of her skirt up in the back, she probably either just accidentally shit on herself or she’s aware that the camera is snapping.

That being said, they’re still hot pictures and videos. And, of course, with staged pictures members don’t have to worry about the makers of the site being arrested and imprisoned for indecency and the site going under. Think of it as membership security.

The great thing about upskirt sites is that they can usually get an even higher echelon of female, since they are not getting ass fucked or taking a dick while drinking out of the toilet. They’re classy sites, that leave a lot to the imagination -and that’s sometimes a very good thing.

And $30 for 30 days is almost always a good thing – but what’s better is 90 days for $60. That’s one free month. Plus, you can submit your own videos and pics and get the chance to win $100 -every month. Sweet jumpin’ Jesus!

Nice upskirt site, if you want to get away from total raunch for a while.

Visit the site: www.upskirtcollection.com

… 7 out of 10

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Uniform Ladies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There better be some thing good in that syringe

If that's not heroin, get the fuck out of my face.

The site: uniformladies.com
The verdict: Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.uniformladies.com

Ahhh…now THIS is more like it!!! Remember the good old days of porn — the fantasy days where people pretended to be cops or firefighters or nurses — just to spice things up a little? Remember when you could find great stuff like that instead of just interviews and straight fucking? We do — and this site brought it all rushing back to us! We missed you, oh sexual fantasy!

Uniform Ladies has a large variety of incredibly gorgeous ladies in differing garb. Christmas nighties, police girl unis and military millinery to name a few. Do you like the idea of cowgirls, nurses, school girls and stewardesses? Of course you do. They have every one of those — and DOZENS more. This is truly a great, great site if you are into role playing.

They have a HUGE gallery of thumb nailed pics and also a HUGE gallery of sexy videos, all of ladies in role play. This is a spectacular mega-collection of uniformed broads. It really is. We see a stray naughty nurse, or a schoolgirl site now and then — but it is rare for us to find such a huge archive all videos and pictures of so many different types of uniforms and dress-up play. This is a niche that needed filling and these folks have filled it!

Our favorite? DO you honestly think that we can pick a favorite dress-up character from a list that not only includes the aforementioned unis, but also construction gals, secretaries, ballerinas, chauffeurs and Russian spies? No chance at that — we loved every one of them. And we must reiterate — these chicks are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!! The hottest.

And the very best part of it we have not even mentioned yet. That is the price. $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. Not blown away, huh? How about if they throw in SIXTY other sites for no extra fee? We thought so. Over 60 sites for less than $30 per month. We have seen one or two networks with bigger deals, but they are few and far between. This is not only a wonderful site, but a wonderful network as well.

Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Visit the site: www.uniformladies.com

… 10 out of 10

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Ultra Cuckolds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3The site: ultracuckolds.com
The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Not outstanding, but pretty nice. Of course, I’m pretty horny today after visiting your sister, so maybe I’m a little skewed.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.ultracuckolds.com

I don’t think I would sit in a room and watch while my wife fucked another dude. Not that it would break my heart or anything, but what a boring way to spend my time, you know? I could be watching tons of other chicks get clubbed by massive dongs, and I’m going to sit there and watch the same piece of ass that I see all the time? Fuck that shit.This is a pro site. I would rather see an amateur, real-life cuckolding site. That shit would be fantastic. But this is okay too, I suppose. We aren’t buying the married couple bit, but the fucking is pretty awesome. Lots of double teams and big black cocks.

The chicks are above average, but not Earth shattering. I didn’t see any that I would throw out of bed for eating crackers, but only a few really caught my eye. They all took the black dick in stride, though, which is definitely a quality I look for in an internet slut. Actually, I would prefer that they struggle a bit with it, but I’ll play the hand I’m dealt.

There are some very interesting scene descriptions on this site – confusing and nonsensical if you ask me. For example, there’s a fine piece of ass named Aurora Snow on this site, and her video description starts like this, “Getting gangbanged by 8,000 Egyptian high priests in full temple regalia was nothing for Aurora Snow, who has even more confidence now then ever. ”

What the fuck does that mean? There are absolutely zero Egyptian props on this site. And with the scene of a gal named Angel Daisy comes this gem, “If smiles could signal triumph, you’d think that Angel Daisy was the Queen of Sheeba who had just single-handedly conquered 7,000 Macedonians in full battle array.” Fucking weird shit, right there.

The longer you join for, the cheaper it is. $30 per month is the standard, but if you join for 6 months you are getting about half of those months for free. Take a hundy and join for 6 months – -it’ll also give you a ton of free sites. It’s a nice sized network full of high quality professional porn.

Not outstanding, but pretty nice. Of course, I’m pretty horny today after visiting your sister, so maybe I’m a little skewed.

Visit the site: www.ultracuckolds.com

… 6.5 out of 10

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Ultimate Surrender Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

ultimatesurrender

The rare, but effective, Figure 69 leg lock

The site: ultimatesurrender.com

The price:$21.95/month

The verdict: It sounds a little goofy, but it actually turns out to be pretty sexy undertaking. There’s some occasional giggling, but for the most part, the combatants are serious — they don’t want to lose, and they want to dominate the loser at the end, rather than be dominated themselves. For a truly unique adult site, give Ultimate Surrender a try.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.ultimatesurrender.com

Ultimate Surrender is one of the newest sites from the Cybernet folks, who bring us gems like Fucking Machines,Hogtied and Wired Pussy. It’s definitely got a unique premise — in fact, it’s so unique that I never really thought it would work out too well for them, to be honest. But it appears that Ultimate Surrender is going strong, and I must say, it’s a brand new idea in porn (and that’s saying something, isn’t it?).

Ultimate Surrender works like this: It’s a wrestling league, and 30 or so very hot women compete in the league. In each one-on-one match, the scantily-clad combatants are out to sexually dominate each other and earn two types of points: style points and shame points. Points are awarded for a wide variety of moves, such as removing the opponent’s clothing, inserting fingers into her vagina, sitting on her face, etc. The point is to humiliate, but in a sexual way.

Then a match is over, the loser becomes the winner’s slave. The loser is always fucked (literally) by the winner, however the winner chooses to enjoy the spoils. Sometimes the humiliation is even bigger; a recent loser inherited a four-hour extreme bondage session at Hogtied.  Thus the name — Ultimate Surrender.

This is serious business, too — stats are kept, and standings are updated constantly. League-wide rankings are always up to date. And if you’re a member of Ultimate Surrender, you actually find yourself getting excited about the upcoming matches, especially between the top-ranked competitors.

It sounds a little goofy, but it actually turns out to be pretty sexy undertaking. There’s some occasional giggling, but for the most part, the combatants are serious — they don’t want to lose, and they want to dominate the loser at the end, rather than be dominated themselves. For a truly unique adult site, give Ultimate Surrender a try.

UPDATE! The producers of UltimateSurrender.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com .. 9 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.ULTIMATESURRENDER.COM

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Amazing Foot Jobs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Tarantino masturbated to this pic

"This little piggy went to market..."

The site: amazingfootjobs.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: I understand that feet are a niche/fetish and not all of you will like this site. But if you’ve read this far, I am guessing that you at least have some hankering for a footie. If so, this is a good place to cut your teeth. Or, if you’re a savvy foot veteran, you can certainly get some nuts to these videos. Either way, it’s worth at least a dollar, isn’t it? 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.amazingfootjobs.com

Sadly, I’ve never gotten my dick jerked off by a nice, sexy pair of feet. Hard to believe, huh? All of these ladies running around out there with two perfectly good feet on the end of their legs, and never once has one of them offered to wrap those kicks around my pole and shimmy them around like Gregory Hines stomping out a flaming bag of shit! Now I’m pissed — one of you bitches had better get over here and kick-fuck my cock!

While I wait, I can *watch* a shitload of luckier guys having that done to them on Amazing Footjobs. I can guarantee you that the very first thing you will notice on this site is the large amount of hot chicks that, while hot as fuck, don’t look like barbie dolls. They look more like that hot waitress you saw last week or that teller chick at the bank drive-thru. As you may well know if you’ve read of our other reviews — this is my favorite kind of chick. Not so hot as to be totally unattainable, but not so hideous that she’d scare dogs away. Hot, normal chicks.

Each video has a little bit of bad acting, then goes straight to the feet. Good fetish sites work to really bring the fetish to the forefront. I’ve seen many sites that purport to be “fetish” sites, then they spend about 5 minutes on whatever fetish they are touting, then head to the fucking. This site is NOT like that. The feet and footjobs are very prominent and, as a matter of fact, almost all of the videos feature ONLY footjobs, with no fucking whatsoever. Some of you may find that to be a negative — but not me. They know that if you really love feet and footjobs, everything else is secondary.

This site is also a member of the Adult Elite network. That name has grown to be synonymous with high quality videos, top shelf pussy and low subscription fees. Plain and simple. To see proof positive of of the first two things, go visit Amazing Footjobs (or any of their other sites that you can find here on PLD). For proof of the low subscription fee, here you go: $1.00 to join. Yep…pretty low, huh? Have you ever seen any site that offers a LOWER rate? No…no, you haven’t.

I understand that feet are a niche/fetish and not all of you will like this site. But if you’ve read this far, I am guessing that you at least have some hankering for a footie. If so, this is a good place to cut your teeth. Or, if you’re a savvy foot veteran, you can certainly get some nuts to these videos. Either way, it’s worth at least a dollar, isn’t it?

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amazingfootjobs.com

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Amazing Ty Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I heard she jams shit in her peehole

I heard she jams shit in her peehole

The site: AmazingTy.com

The price:$24.95

The verdict: What more can I say? Some incredible shit for less than $25 per month. If you don’t check her out, it’s your loss. But you can be the first on your block to say that you’ve seen a woman jam a cucumber into her piss hole — and to me that’s priceless. 9.5 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.AmazingTy.com

Amazing is an understatement, Ty. You should call yourself the fucking phenomenal Ty, because that’s the way I’d describe anyone who can shove a 12 inch dildo into her pee-hole. Now, don’t just gloss over that last sentence. I did not say her vagina or pussy — I said her pee-hole — as in her urethra. That’s correct — she can shove a dildo into her usually tiny little piss-hole. Jesus Christ.

I have been reviewing internet porn for a long time, and I have looked at thousands of adult sites — but this beats anything that I have ever seen. I did not know this was even possible. I see lots of things that I did not think people would necessarily do, but this is one of the first times that I have been completely in awe that someone could even physically perform a task such as this. Ty, you take the cake, my dear.

Now, I realize that I am hung up on the pee-hole insertion — as you will be when you see it. But Ty is oh so much more than a piss hole junkie. In case you haven’t guessed, this is an extreme fetish site. Lots of very large insertions. Of course there’s fisting. It wouldn’t be a fetish site without the lactating tits. Triple fisting is the norm. And did I mention the pee-hole insertions?

Ty herself is a blonde with big, floppy tits and, of course, a gaping giney. She is not a “doll” — meaning she’s real and not caked with makeup. She’ll do anything, which is the draw of the site. I really liked the “schedule” that she has on her site. Monster Mondays are for huge object/dildo insertions. Pee-hole Tuesdays — self-explanatory. Weird Wednesdays are for wacky insertions and sexual stunts. Anal Thursdays — you figure it out. Fisting Fridays — up to three fists at a time. The weekends feature guests like Denni O, Naughty Alysha (our review here) and Samantha — all of whom have equally gigantic pussy holes, and are eager to fill them with shit you’ve never dreamed of.

You also get DAILY updates of videos and pictures. At least five minutes of new video every day — which totals over 2 new hours per month. Of course you get her archives from all the months you’ve been missing by not joining until now. All of it for $24.95 per month. If I were in Mexico and saw a sign that said “Pee-hole Insertion Show” and it cost $50 — I’d fucking gladly pay the fee. Again and again. So to me– this is a bargain. If you don’t think so, then you need to get Net Nanny installed on your computer and check out the Disney site.

What more can I say? Some incredible shit for less than $25 per month. If you don’t check her out, it’s your loss. But you can be the first on your block to say that you’ve seen a woman jam a cucumber into her piss hole — and to me that’s priceless.

Visit the site: www.AmazingTy.com

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Twisted Submissives Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Damn. Braces are getting more and more noticeable every day.

The site: twistedsubmissives.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: A nice network with a great variety of sites. Twisted Submissives looks pretty good to me, but again, I am not hugely into BDSM. Check it out, tell me what you think.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.twistedsubmissives.com

Twisted Submissives is fantastic.  I have to admit, though, I am not into the BDSM scene as a whole, but I do like to dominate my own cock. I like to put a tiny little ball gag on my cockhole, wrap a piece of scrap leather around my bone-dog and whip the fuck out of it with a shoelace. Sometimes I even tie it to the bedpost and tickle it – but only on special occasions.

There are some bizarre things going on at Twisted Submissives.  I can understand just about every type of fetish. I don’t necessarily get turned on by a lot of them — but hey, I get that people’s cocks and pussies get all worked up to the beats of different drummers. But what I can’t understand is why someone would get an extra few centimeters of boner by watching a guy in a gas mask fuck a chick, which is the kind of thing we’re looking at on Twisted Submissives. The fucking would be enough for me — why a gas mask? Did she slip out a stinker? Is there some sort of chemical in the air that only affects men? Does her perfume smell like ass? I just don’t get it and there’s a good bit of it here.

But as I say, it’s not about me (even though I have free reign to comment on whatever the fuck I want to). It’s about you, you twisted gas-mask loving motherfucker you. I’m cool with that. And so is Twisted Submissives.

I’m also cool with the other fuck-props that I found on Twisted Submissives, like bird masks, Mardi Gras-type masks, purple rubber suits on men and chicks eating sushi off of other chicks. Whatever makes your balls tense up, my man.

Know what makes me cum? A good fucking deal on porn, that’s what. And there’s no better deal out there today than $1.00, 3 day trials like they have for Twisted Submissives.  These guys realize that the way to get a customer is to let them take a super cheap look at their goods and see if that’s what they’re into or not. And not just a glance either — a 72 hour fist-fuck-fest. That’s the kind of company I want making my porn.

Not only is Twisted Submissives good for you BDSM lovers, but they also have about 20 other sites in their network. Like Asian chicks? I just reviewed Asian Crack Addiction and it was fucking stellar. They also have sites featuring Latinas, anal sex, black ladies, denim and a shit ton more.

A nice network with a great variety of sites. Twisted Submissives looks pretty good to me, but again, I am not hugely into BDSM. Check it out, tell me what you think.

Visit the site: www.twistedsubmissives.com

… 7 out of 10

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Tushy Massage Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Let's drop the facade and lose the bottoms, Hon.

The site: tushymassage.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of. 8 out of 10

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.tushymassage.com

The verdict: I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of. 8 out of 10.

Okay, I realize that there are very few porn domain names left. I’ve seen every combination that I can think of. If I was going to start a porn site right now, I have no fucking idea what I’d call it, as the sex-relevant names are all taken. BUT…if anyone ever called my ass a tushy to my face, I’d put so many holes in them they’d fucking whistle every time the wind blows.

It should be called “Two Hot Lesbians Pretending To Massage Each Other And Eventually A Full-Blown Lesbian Dildo-Fest Breaks Out,” but that name was probably taken too. If it wasn’t, however, then it’d fit perfectly, because that is exactly what every single movie consists of (and some even have a dude thrown in there).

The chicks are of all colors and range from slightly thick to rail thin. Unless you’re really into BBW chicks, you are probably gonna find a chick that wets your whistle. I, personally, am not keen on porn acting and fantasy bullshit, but at least here they’re acting like they’re at a massage parlor, which is not too far of a stretch for you pervs that frequent the Asian handjob houses. Yeah…you know who you are.

The price is about the industry average — $30 for a month. I guess that’s fine – I’d pay a dollar a day to watch unlimited lesbo porn. Especially considering the chicks are not all the same very time, and are newbies that I’ve never seen before. Plus, they’re mostly girl-next-door types, which makes my nuts tingle ever so tenderly.

I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of.

Visit the site: www.tushymassage.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Anal Lickfest Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Both of those are lickable

Both of those are lickable

The site: anallickfest.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: We think that the Meat Members have got this ass thing down to a science, and we love their work. This is another good site, as are all of their sites. Bravo. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.anallickfest.com

Ass licking is a rare and often overlooked art in bed. Seldom do we get a chick that will voluntarily lick our balls enough, let alone lick our ass. But these guys have it down. And get this — not only is there a chick licking a guys ass in these videos…there are TWO chicks licking a guy’s ass…and each other’s asses! Fuck yeah!

Anal Lick Fest is a very nice site centered around the love of the butt hole. Each video features two way-better-than-average girls and at least one guy. The girls are there to fuck and suck…but mainly to lick an ass or two. The guy….well, he just brutalizes these freaks and makes them lick a lot of ass…not only his but each others. Their promise to us is that every girl will get their ass licked AND fucked in each video. All of them!

Anal Lick Fest is a member of the now infamous Meat Members network. If you have yet to hear of it, you need to get on board. We love them because they have a lot of original content and all of their videos are very crisp and clear. The content itself is very, very entertaining and sexual. Lots of different genres and lots of different ways to make a guy cum. The fee to join this site, which by doing so joins you in the entire network, is $29.95 per month. Oh,. we forgot to mention that there are about FORTY other sites that are included in that membership!

Our first loves on this site, and probably our favorite loves of the entire site, were Tory and Harmony. Firstly, these two girls are very, very sexy. One is a blonde bombshell and the other a sultry brunette, so you get the best of both worlds in one ass licking hootenanny! Like all of the other movies on this site, it starts out with an interview having them discuss the ass licking they are about to perform. That is sexy enough in and of itself. Then the cloths come off and they practice what they preach, spitting into each others assholes and tongue fucking each other…as well as the lucky guy! There is a lot of fucking and switching going on, but in the end blondie takes the load in the mouth…directly from the other girl’s ass.

We think that the Meat Members have got this ass thing down to a science, and we love their work. This is another good site, as are all of their sites. Bravo.

Visit the site: www.anallickfest.com

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