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The Classic Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Hairier than a squirrel in a wool sock

There's more body hair in this still shot than all of the porn movies shot in the last 5 years - combined.

The site: theclassicporn.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Where’s the beef? It’s in my hand, motherfuckers -jerking off to this site. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.theclassicporn.com

The internet has changed the entire face of pornography, from the way it’s filmed to the way it’s watched. Although I LOVE the strides that porn has made, I get a bit nostalgic for the old days from time to time. The 80s were the golden age of fuck flicks. Remember when the chicks used to have pussy hair down to their kneecaps? And remember John Holmes? Damn…I miss that dude. His dick was so long he could take a shit then stir it.

The Classic Porn is a site where I can throw on my Izod G-string, feather my pubic hair and have a good jerk to the likes of Seka, John Holmes, Debbie doin’ Dallas, Tiffany Mynx – I could totally go on forever. Yeah, the films are a little grainy. And of course they’re cheesy. That’s what makes them classics. Relax a little and go back in time – when days were simpler and vaginas resembled the floor of a barber shop.

This one’s going to be a hit or miss for most of you folks. I like it because I DO remember the 1980s and how porn exploded. Ron Jeremy became a household name. Especially in your house – where your Mom jammed her pudgy fingers into her ass while watching the Hedgehog slay pussy after pussy. How could you NOT miss the 80s world of porn? Now it’s all hunks and 6-packs. Back then, guys built like you and I (except a little bigger in the junk department) could star in porn!

Of course the downside is the same as the upside -since porn has come a long way, we’ve all grown accustomed to HD videos and bald beavers. They somehow grow chicks a lot hotter, a lot younger these days. That is very evident from these old films. But don’t let that scare you away-first of all the chicks are very hot from back then -they just have a different look. And don’t you want to see a little hair every now and then? Jesus…sometimes I feel like pussies don’t even come with hair anymore.

The price is 80s-like too. You can get one month for a standard $30 per – but the real deal comes in when you join for 90 days. That’s how you get a free month. $60 is the tag for a 90 day membership.

Decent enough site if you “long” for the good old days (Get it? Long? Like Long Dong Silver? Oh, never mind…).

Where’s the beef? It’s in my hand, motherfuckers – jerking off to this site.

Visit the site: www.theclassicporn.com

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The Amputee Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The Amputee Sample Photo

This nugget gets ten times the pussy you do.

The site: theamputee.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: Honestly, I have no else to add. It’s amputee porn, for chrissakes!??! Why WOULDN’T You pay a dollar? 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.theamputee.com

I just had the most FUCKED up dream that I think I’ve ever had. There was this one legged black dude that had a big cock and he would go around fucking chicks and wagging his stump leg around like a pennant. Then a little black midget pimp named Baby Gangsta showed up and started fucking them too. Wow…I gotta get more sleep. Wait a minute — I just realized that WASN’T a dream — that shit really happens at The Amputee.

Yep — it’s just like I said. The Amputee is missing his left left above the knee and can STILL get more pussy than you. Don’t fell bad, he gets more than I do too. Somehow women love his nub. I guess I can see it — I’d LOVE to fuck a chick with a missing limb. I’d prefer her left arm be missing, but a left leg would do fine I suppose.

This site is a member of a 13 site group, all of which feature all-original content, excellent video quality oh yeah — and you can get all of them for ONE dollar. Let this sink in a bit — you can get Amputee porn and Midget porn, as well as hot black, latina and arab chicks and more – -for $1.00. I’d pay WAY more than a dollar for amputee porn alone. Seriously, I would.

You either like amputee porn or you don’t. I get that. I realize that most of you don’t — or you just like it because it’s funny. Fine with me. But this deal gives you the best of all worlds. You can join this site for one dollar, get some laughs, then go to one of the other 12 sites when you want to get serious about masturbating….although I think that you’ll be pleasantly surprised at just how erotic watching a one-legged gangsta fuck chicks.

Honestly, I have no else to add. It’s amputee porn, for chrissakes!??! Why WOULDN’T You pay a dollar?

Visit the site: www.theamputee.com

7 out of 10

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Bare Foot Bad Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

To wash or not to wash

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, whip it out and I'll beat your meat!"

The site: barefootbadgirls.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month

The verdict: Okay site, I suppose –  but not a pure foot fetish site. If you join, join for the huge network and the great deal. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.barefootbadgirls.com

Back in the early 90s, I set aside 3 months to try to teach myself how to jerk myself off – with my own feet. I quit my job and locked myself in a warehouse, only coming out for groceries and pedicures. Little did I know that just over the horizon was the boom that is internet porn, and my months of self-schooling would be virtually wasted when I was able to just log on and see some chick’s feet instead.In case you’re wondering, I never got the job done, although I did learn to complete a conventional jerk job with one of my big toes screwed into my own ass. I’m not generally a foot fetish kind of guy, but I am always up for something different, so I’m not opposed to letting a girl kick me off. But only if she has nice, clean feet – with painted toe nails. And a toe ring. Unless she has on a toe ring, I can’t even get a boner for her foot.

So, to me it’s kind of difficult to tell you that a certain chick on this site has the greatest feet ever – but they all seem to have normal looking feet with painted toenails. They look nice enough – no extra toes, toe jam or corns. I didn’t notice any ingrown toenails or any bunions. Just simple, non-deformed feet. If you need some more detail, you’re gonna have to check it out yourself.

One thing I did notice is that the makers of the site split time between the feet and the fucking. That’s good for me, but probably not as good for a hardcore fetishist. Sure, we all want to see fucking, but the real foot fetishist would argue that the fucking is almost an afterthought- unless the cock is fucking a set of toes. In my opinion, there was too much conventional sex featured – they could have gone more foot.

But again – what the fuck do I know? The best idea is to plop down the whopping $1 for the trial membership and give her a gander for yourself. Shit – you could even join full-time for $24.95 and not risk too much. You see, if you didn’t like this one, you could go to one of the other 48 sites you get with your membership. Yeah – a little foot goes a long way in this network, my friends.

Okay site, I suppose – but not a pure foot fetish site. If you join, join for the huge network and the great deal.

Visit the site: www.barefootbadgirls.com

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Teens In Glasses Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Glasses age her

Come celebrate her farsightedness

The site: teensinglasses.com

The price:

The verdict: Not a bad site for glasses lovers, but not the best either. Great sister sites included make it worth the join!  6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.teensinglasses.com

Guys make passes at girls in glasses! Well, at least they bring them into a studio, trick them into thinking they are there for a benign photo shoot, make them take all of their clothes off, point out and critique every part of their body (good and bad), offer them enough money to eat on for a few days, make them suck their cocks for that money and then fuck them and cum on their faces. Same thing, right?

Teens in glasses is a fetish site for those of us who dig four-eyed fuck freaks! There is nothing more to it than that, really. They have all original girls in all-original videos and picture galleries. Not a whole hell of a lot of hardcore, but do not worry — you will soon learn about the additional sites you get with it that DO have lots of hardcore. But there is definitely a little here — the main reason for the site is to focus on the glasses, though, so that is what you are buying. It is a glasses fetish site, after all.

We really took a liking to Betty, a dirty blonde gal who looked very natural in glasses. We hate the way that many girls on these sites wear glasses and you can just tell that it is not really “them” — that it is just a set-up. You see…not every girl is better in glasses…it makes some of them fuglier than they were before. Not Betty. Betty has a great teen body, perfect C cups tits and a smile that makes you pre-cum. She doesn’t get too hardcore, though, unfortunately for us.

The talent level of the girls here was really hit or miss. There were some really cute and sexy girls, like Betty mentioned above and also Lisa and Nati. Those three are all very cute and more than sexy enough to make your balls boil. There are others, who will remain nameless to protect their feelings, who — well, who aren’t quite as cute. Let’s just leave it at that.

The great part of this site is also the other sites that you get when you join. There are over a dozen other sites that are included in your membership, which costs $1.00 for a trial and then $34.95 per month after that. Not a bad deal when you consider you are getting around FOURTEEN sites for less than $35…and all of the sites are full of original content and most of them are very nice amateur sites as well. We really liked the network.

Not a bad site for glasses lovers, but not the best either. Great sister sites included make it worth the join!

Visit the site: www.teensinglasses.com

6 out of 10

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Barefoot Fuckers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bare Foot Fuckers Sample Photo

"Let me just finish chewing this corn off and then we can get down to business."

The site: barefootfuckers.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: It is what it is. Good place to get your footie vids, bad place if you are an original junkie. We liked the ease of gathering these hard to find videos all in one place. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.barefootfuckers.com

How in the world are people coordinated enough to jerk someone off with their feet? That is some shit, right there. We have tried to do it to ourselves with no luck whatsoever (ended up in the E.R….long story). We have asked two different chicks to try it on us. One of them tried and it was a disaster…let’s just say that she forgot to take off her ice skates first (Ouch!). The other must have thought we said, “Will you smack me as hard you can right in the fucking face and then storm out, never to be seen again?” because that is exactly what happened.

This site lets us observe the masterful talent from afar with no chance to be injured, but a 100% chance to get our nuts off. Barefoot Fuckers is a decent foot fetish site, if you are into mega sites and huge archives of content, but NOT all-original, homemade material. These videos are gathered from several places and put right here in one place for you to enjoy. After all, you have to admit that this is a much easier way to view foot fetish videos than to search all over the place for them, right?

Dana and Rick are a “couple” that we would like to see more of — at least the Dana part anyway (sorry Rick, we will recommend you to our friends over in the gay department, though, you are a nice looking guy!). Dana is a brunette that caught our eye, and more so than most other brunettes. She looked a tad bit like Juliana Margulies, a piece of ass that we would pay top dollar to see in the buff. So we pretended this actually was her, and we got to see her jerking Rick off with her feet, and then getting her tootsies cummed all over. Nice work Juliana — er, Dana.

For another type of entertainment, check out the sample video featuring the old Filipino lady and the older creepy dude with the pony tail. We did not catch the names, but it is one of the most disturbing things we have seen lately. An uncomfortable encounter, this guy is giving an “audition” for nude modeling to this hag. She buys it hook, line and sinker, which says a lot since her floppy, flap-jack titties would normally prevent her from even getting a look. Funny shit.

The membership fee to join this site is $39.95 per month (and they also offer a three day trial for a scant $1.95). You also get access to the other sites in the Fetish Hits network — over SIXTY OTHER SITESTOTAL!! That is one hell of a deal…even more so when you realize that all of those sites are mega sites too…which means that there is something like 5,000,000,000,000 MB or something like that of video, photos and other shit! Ok…that may be overstating it a bit — but there is more than you know what to do with and that is all that matters.

It is what it is. Good place to get your footie vids, bad place if you are an original junkie. We liked the ease of gathering these hard to find videos all in one place.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.barefootfuckers.com

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Be The Bitch Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Be The Bitch Sample Photo

He's the bitch, alright.

The site: bethebitch.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: If you have the desire to get dominated to the extreme by a woman and can’t get it done for real, this is absolutely the next best thing. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.bethebitch.com

Do you ever just want a mean, filthy, hot bitch to grab you by the fucking hair, smack the shit out of you, bend you over and fuck you up the ass with a gigantic strap–on cock? Yeah…me too. Lucky for the blokes over at Be The Bitch, they get exactly that. Some guys have all the luck.Although I am not quite that lucky, I am lucky enough to have found this site. There are some damn fine men — and women — here. The guys are all in great shape, and for the most part well-kempt (more on that in a moment). The chicks are all hot — and atrociously mean cunts. They woman-handle these pussies and shove them down, eventually donging them in the poophole. Sexy to be sure.

I just have one beef — if you’re a guy who’s gonna get ass fucked in the missionary position, please shave your crack, tainy and balls. Please? I mean — it’s not like you were ambushed — caught off guard and hurled into a porn. You knew when you got up that morning that you’d be taking a plastic dick balls deep into your ass, and you knew you’d be getting filed and thrown onto the internet for millions to see. For Christ’s sake — clean yourself up some! Not all of the guys were disheveled like this — but one is enough to warrant a lecture of this magnitude.

And “watch a guy get fucked for a buck” should be the catch line for these peeps — that’s all it costs for a three day trial — $1.00. Pretty damn sexy price for a no-holds-barred chick-fucking-guy ass fest (that’s what I’m calling it anyway). And odds are you’ll like it enough to renew after that — I know my horny ass did — and if you do, that’ll only cost you $24.95. Not bad at all, wouldn’t you agree? Of course you would.

If you have the desire to get dominated to the extreme by a woman and can’t get it done for real, this is absolutely the next best thing.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bethebitch.com

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Bi Experience Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

metalThe site: biexperience.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Good “anything goes” sex. Many videos with everyone doing everyone. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)


To join, click here:www.biexperience.com

We heard a comedian once say that Bi-sexual people are just greedy and indecisive. Maybe, but after checking this site out we don’t blame them!! We all should be so greedy!

Biexperience has 13 downloadable videos that offer the rawest, purest sex on the planet, where everyone is fucking everyone. There are no limits and no boundaries. One minute a guy could be eating pussy and the next he could have a dick in his ass — or both! These videos always have you on the edge of your seat (or someone else’s seat) because you never know what will happen next. We think it is a nice break from the standard porn movie. You know what we are talking about..boy meets girl, boy eats girl out, girl sucks boys dick, they fuck, he pulls out and cums on her face.

The fee is your standard $24.95 per month, but for that price you not only get the 13 bi-sexual movies in their archives, but also asscess to hundreds more videos, pictures, websites, games etc. We think Megasitepass is one of the best deals on the internet (and we aren’t even getting paid to say that!).

These videos throw conventionalism out the window and get down and dirty. If you are on the screen, you are fair game. Hell, we are surprised that the camera men don’t get involved…or even the director! One of our favorite movies offered was Biagra (clever name too!). One little starlet gets hammered while her man pulls double duty and sucks another guys cock at the same time. That is what we call multi-tasking!

We haven’t stumbled across a whole hell of a lot of true bi-sexual sites (the bi-women only sites do not count) on the internet. We really enjoy the “freeness” of it all, with everyone doing whatever they feel is sexy. If you haven’t seen one before, give it a try and see if it fits!

Good “anything goes” sex. Many videos with everyone doing everyone. … 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.biexperience.com

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Teach Me Fisting Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She's already been taught

Give a chick a fist, she can cum for a day. But TEACH a chick to fist...

The site: teachmefisting.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: As far as fisting is concerned, one of the most important things is a crisp, clear video. You can feature amateurs or pros in this sport – doesn’t matter which…as long as you can get a graphic view of the action. These guys do a great job of that. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.teachmefisting.com

I am a very big proponent of continuing to learn your entire life. I yearn for knowledge. So, when I see a site called “Teach Me Fisting,” I am naturally intrigued. I want to learn fisting. Teach ME fisting. The only hitch is that I live with my grandfather and, as he is my only friend, will have to use his asshole as a model for my learning. Grease up, Pappy – Sonny’s learnin’ to fist!I just have to ask — where do you make a wrong turn to end up getting entire forearms shoved into your vagina on the internet? I mean- is it the lack of a father figure, or dropping out of high school…or maybe even some sort of abuse? Whatever it is, I am glad it keeps happening to these sluts.

You have to know right off the bat – you are going to be lucky to get top shelf talent on any fisting site. And I mean even ONE top shelf gal. Hot chicks do not need to get fisted – they get paid just as well to do more comfortable scenes. Not that fistees are ugly – but they are almost never the hottest in the land.

As is stands with this site, however, there are plenty of sexy chicks. And in addition to fisting, they partake in other wholesome activities, such as baseball bat fucking, bottle squatting and incredibly ridiculous-sized dildo ramming. Oh- and they keep a lot of that shit going, what with their new fisting scenes added weekly.

Finally, if you like fisting but don’t think it’s worth $30 per month, you have 2 choices -get a $1.00 trial or rest peacefully knowing that you also get about 35 additional sites when you join this one – all of them being of differing genres, covering a variety of fetishes.

As far as fisting is concerned, one of the most important things is a crisp, clear video. You can feature amateurs or pros in this sport-doesn’t matter which…as long as you can get a graphic view of the action. These guys do a great job of that.

Visit the site: www.teachmefisting.com

7 out of 10

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Tat Queen Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Watch where you're pointing that thing!

The site: tatqueen.com

The price:$2.97 trial, $29.97/month

The verdict: I loved this site, but I know that it’s a narrow niche. But dammit, Tat Queen — do some fucking! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.tatqueen.com

Right up front — this one’s gonna be hit or miss with you guys out there…you’re either going to love this little inked-up piece of ass as much as I do, or you’ll be totally turned off by her tattoos (but only by her tattoos, because her body is fucking tight!). If you don’t think tats are sexy, pack your shit and get the FUCK out of here. Go jerk off to a churchy bitch or something. Actually…please visit one of our other areas, and thank you for your patronage.Damn…how you you describe the perfect girl in words…it’s hard let me tell you. First of all, her tits are fan-fucking-tastic. Nice and large — which look even larger on her petite frame. And her nippes are pierced. She has the cutest face and sexy red hair. The tats — well, there are lots of them, with my favorite being a pistol on her bikini line that appears to be tucked in when she’s wearing panties. Oh what I wouldn’t give to rub my cock all over that gun.

There are lots of pictures and videos here. It seems that the Tat Queen is somewhat of a fetishist, which I suppose goes hand-in-hand with tat lovers. She has a lot of foot fetish stuff, balloon play and smoking, amongst other things. The videos are sexy, but rarely include anyone but her, which leads me to my biggest gripe…

The frustrating thing about this site, as with many one girl sites, is that she doesn’t spend her time getting fucked like I wish she would. She claims not to be a tease, but I can’t necessarily call her anything else. I mean — I bet she gets fucked something fierce in her spare time — why doesn’t she just film it and make all that much more money? I’ve never understood that about these one girl sites. Is it THAT much different to get film with a cock in you than it is to get filmed jamming objects in your vag?

The negative aside, you can check her out for only $2.97 for a 2 day trial membership, and $29.97 for a month. When you snag a monthly, you also get access to about 30 or so additional sites, many of which are solo girl sites like the Tat Queen (only not all tatted up, unfortunately). The chicks in this network are all really hot, so don’t be worried about this being the only hot one surrounded by a bunch of dumpsters.

I loved this site, but I know that it’s a narrow niche. But dammit, Tat Queen — do some fucking!

Visit the site: www.tatqueen.com

8 out of 10

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Big Shoes and Boots Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Big Shoes And BOots Sample Photo

I bet Gene Simmons has beat off to this site.

The site: bigshoesandboots.com

The price:

The verdict: Not too shabby for something so obscure. Das Boot lives on! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.bigshoesandboots.com

At first we thought that we had fucked up and gone to a shoe store for large men. Big shoes and boots? What the fuck kind of porno site is that. Well, this is a case of the title being a little bit off. You know the platform shoes and knee-high CFM boots (come fuck me boots, for those of you who have never heard the term)? That is what this fetish site is all about. Who doesn’t like those?

The makers of the site claim that this is the first site of its kind. Hell, as far as we have seen this is the ONLY site of its kind. The maker describes it like this, “My site is Big Shoes and Boots, I decided to open up my own site called Big Shoes and Boots because I love when I see a sweet tight bodied teen in big chunky shoes or boots, sexy “Rave Girls” or “Club Girls” always wear the sexiest shoes, I love “Stripper Shoes”, and I even feature an amazing collection of sexy Latex Boots, Leather Boots, Army style Boots, and of course, amazing Shoes, everything from Little Wooden Candies, Corky Style Big Chunky Bottom Shoes, Black Strappy Shoes, Club Shoes, Strippers Shoes and Of course I even have Good old Fashioned Stiletto shoes. So if you Love Amazing Girls In Big Shoes And boots You Will Love My Exclusive Content. I am a Shoe Lover :)

Hard to disagree with that, huh? We love those sexy-ass shoes and boots too, so we were excited to see this one. The first thing that jumped out at us is the girls, who looked like they were taken right off of the street. Great amateur style talent! It was not the true, down-to-earth amateur girl that we love so much, but it was the next best thing. Obviously amateur girls with a little touch up and a little lighting.

And the girls were definitely cute — especially on named Stephanie. Stephanie is a little pierced-tongue cutie that just turned 18. First item of note — she has absolutely PERFECT TITS! Natural, perfect tits. God damn, we could just stare at those all day and forget about the rest of her. But we won’t…she also has a very cute face, a nice snatch and, best of all for this site, some sexy ass boots! Her outdoor scene is a big turn-on for boot lovers.

The draw-back is the lack of sex. We realize that the site is dedicated to boots and shoes, and not to fucking…but couldn’t someone fuck a shoe or something? Maybe jam a chunky-heeled show in someone’s ass? Or better yet, jam a stiletto heel in someone’s clam! That would be great!

The cost to get your boots polished is $1.00 for a trial and$34.95 for a month. Being as this site is one of a kind, it is obviously worth it if you are into shoes and boots. Even if you are not, it is still sexy, and there are over a dozen OTHER SITES that you get free access to when you join this one, all of them with mainstream fetish themes. We know a lot about this network and we really like it. Click on the “join” page to see what other sites are included, and then check back with us. We have reviewed them all!

Not too shabby for something so obscure. Das Boot lives on!

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigshoesandboots.com

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