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Merkin

What so strange about that? Oh yeah...pussy hair.

The site: bizarresexpictures.com

The price:$1.00 trial

The verdict: Well, that about sums it up. A huge depot of fetish material. Nothing particularly unique about it – -except its huge cache of material. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.bizarresexpictures.com

I once saw a video of a guy fucking a python. Stuck his dick right up inside that god damned snake. One of the most bizarre — and most disgusting — things that I have ever seen. Sometimes I wish Dad hadn’t done that.Bizarre Sex Pictures is a site with some less-than-mainstream shit, but not *that* fucked up. Actually, if you’re anything like me (God help you), the shit on this site really isn’t all that bizarre. I see shit like this all the time. Now, you aren’t going to see it on network TV or anything, but basically it’s good fetish shit.

And don’t let all that snake fucking talk scare you — this site has spanking, bondage, veggie insertions, a little pain (clothes pins, etc.), shaving — nothing too abnormal. It has a LOT of shit, that is for sure — they boast of having over 45,000 videos and over 340,000 pictures. I don’t care who you are or what sites you been a part of before — that is a LOT of fucking material, right there.

And no site is cheaper to take a spin with. $1.00 for a three day trial. Of course, we ALWAYS suggest you join for 3 days (or whatever trial period they offer) prior to diving in — why not try the milk before you buy the cow — am I right, or am I right? And when you do join this baby full time, you also get access to TEN additional sites — at no additional charge. Nice.

Well, that about sums it up. A huge depot of fetish material. Nothing particularly unique about it – -except its huge cache of material.

Visit the site: www.bizarresexpictures.com

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T and A Exotics Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Exotics Sample Photo

Peeky, peeky!

The site: tandaexotics.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: This is the best way to sum up this site and network — you know how a lot of pro sites have a perfect Hollywood set with nice music in the background and no bloopers or unintentional noises or scenes? This is the opposite of that. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.tandaexotics.com

You fuckers ever hear of these T and A bitches? True, true amateur shit, right here. No — I’m serious…REAL amateur shit. If you doubt me, check out their graphics. They’re about as amateur as they come.
Now, that being said, once you get past that shit, the fucking is far from amateur. The girls, guys, videos – -all amateur. The fucking…top level shit.Exotic, huh? This is a pretty good site…but I’d beg to differ a bit with the term “exotic.” It’s a Korean chick living in Philly who likes to get fucked and, occasionally, gets a little kinky with candles, rope and tape. To me, that’s not exotic…that’s just a Wednesday. Now, if they had one of those little, green Area 51 motherfuckers getting fisted by a 3rd shifter from a Pittsburgh steel mill whose wearing a gigantic, “We’re #1″ styrofoam hand and jerking of using Concord grape jelly with the other hand — now THAT shit would be exotic. Sort of.

This is one of dozens of sites that belong to this T and A network – -all of which are raw ass amateur shit. You aren’t going to find airbrushing, top models, perfect lighting, movie sets. You will find cute chicks with a blemish here or there, home and club fucking, nice lighting, but not pro shit — just real stuff. You give me a site like this a jam a feather up your ass and we’d BOTH be tickled!

As for more specifics on the site, our hostess on this little journey of smut is Kiana Lee, and as mentioned she’s a Korean gal who is living in Philly. Being totally honest, Korean gals are not #1 on my list of fetishes (certainyl not last, but not first) — but this one is pretty fucking cute. As you’d expect, she’s a tiny little slut. She does like to play dress up (school girl, nurse, etc…all the standards), she likes light bondage and light “rough stuff,” and props such as candles, funky dildos, chocolate, paint, veggies and an occasional nerd to fuck. She’s fun. That’s what we like about her. Fun and real.

Another thing that’s amateur about this site is the price — a scant $4.95 for a FIVE day trial. If you decide to remain a member (and chances are if you a fan of raw amateur shit you will), it’s less than $20 per month (if you grab a 3 month deal). Very nice price considering the fact that this Asian invasion also comes with DOZENS of additional amateur sites — all just as real and raw, but with varying girls (different races, sizes, etc.). Excellent network for true amateur lovers.

This is the best way to sum up this site and network — you know how a lot of pro sites have a perfect Hollywood set with nice music in the background and no bloopers or unintentional noises or scenes? This is the opposite of that. The only noises you hear are the people fucking, the cameras snapping pics (lots of still pics being taken while they fuck — you see lots of flashes popping) and every now and then some people talking off the “set.” Like I said — it’s real.

Visit the site: www.tandaexotics.com

7 out of 10

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Sybian Solos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Sybian Solos Sample Photo

Gas up the Sybian and let's get down to business!

The site: sybiansolos.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I really like sybian sites-a LOT. And this one is a really well done sybian site with super hot chicks. You do the math. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.sybiansolos.com

Have you ever seen a chick ride one of these sybian dealies? If not, you’d better go get your ass a towel, a can of Crisco, some vodka and a leaf blower – and settle in for some excellent, thigh-shaking orgasms!It’s sad that I have to do this – but in case you don’t know what a sybian is, it’s a saddle-like device with a plastic cock attached to the top. There’s a motor that makes it vibrate and causes the ladies to feel all funny inside. Doesn’t sound like that big of a deal? WRONG! Sybians are by far the best for of female masturbation and, for those of you that tweak on girls having orgasms, they make for the very best porno films. Better than lesbo, better than a big cock in the ass – simply the best.

This particular site is a very high class, well put together bonanza of sybian flicks. The chicks are all very good looking- model good looking in fact. No girl next door babes – these gals are primo. They are also sexy as fuck – and these sybians make them shake like a junkie who needs to “get well.”

There was one negative for me, however. Who does a guy have to fucking stab in the ear to get bitches to STOP SUCKING ON PLASTIC DICKS!?!?! That is the single stupidest thing in porn (well – tied for the stupidest with sucking on a man’s nipples). Every time I see a chick – hot or not – suck on a dildo, I want to gouge my own eyes out with a grade school cafeteria spork.

Okay – the big news is that if you join this site, you also get access to a handful of additional, top shelf sites -including the official sites of Jenna Haze & Gina Lynn. That’s a seven million dollar value for less than $30 per month.

I really like sybian sites- a LOT. And this one is a really well done sybian site with super hot chicks. You do the math.

Visit the site: www.sybiansolos.com

8 out of 10

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Sweet Legs and Feet Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Sweet Legs & Feet Sample Photo

Pretty sweet.

The site: sweetlegsandfeet.com
The price: $1.00 tiral, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Average niche site. The videos offered are good, but we want more of them. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)
To join, click here:www.sweetlegsandfeet.com

The advent of the internet has brought us a whole new world of fetishes, from golden showers to shit eaters. But before the internet even existed, one fetish was well-known, thanks in part to publications such as Penthouse Forum. That is the foot fetish. Remember reading your dad’s Penthouse and wondering why the guy in the shoe store took the red high heeled shoe to the back and fucked it?

Well, sweetlegsandfeet.com brings us that grand old fetish not only in story form, but videos as well. They also offer a large gallery of foot and leg picture galleries. We have found that the good thing about the fopot fetish is that videos are not necassary, as they are with some other fetishes. Feet are jsut as sexy captured in a still photo as they are in motion. And nothing in this world is better than a chick in red high heels or knee high boots. And if you are simply old school, they have erotic stories for your pleasure as well.

The quantity of content here is very limited, with only four videos available for download (Foot Traffic, Hollywood Legs, Hell on High Heels and Babes in Pornland: Foot Fetish Babes). Luckily, there are many other sites that are inculded in your membership with the megasitepass, so when you are done giving yourself a footjob you can check out the other sites. Who knows, you may even get keen on a new fetish (they offer plenty of choices!). Average niche site. The videos offered are good, but we want more of them. … 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.sweetlegsandfeet.com

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Suicide Scarlett Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Suicide Scarlett Sample Photo

Duck and cover!

The site: suicidescarlett.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: I was knocked down by this one. I was ready to bash yet another one-girl site, but I was smitten with Scarlett. If she only got fucked hard a time or two on her site, she’d be a perfect 10. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)
To join, click here:www.suicidescarlett.com
Oh, man. I’m not sure about this one. I mean — I’m all for some kinky shit. Hell, I’ve even invented some of my own kinky moves (like “The Ham Hock,” “Shhh…Baby’s Sleeping” and, of course, “Halfsies”). But fucking a chick that has committed suicide…hmmm..I don’t know, man. Depends on how she did it, ’cause there’s no way I’m sticking my dick in anything with fresh bullet holes in it again.
.Oops…it seems that this is just Scarlett’s nickname and rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated. In fact -Scarlett is not only alive and well, she is tattooed like a motherfucker and hotter than shit! Fiery red hair, a tight, tight body and lots of ink (and lots of tits). Come to think of it -I just might fuck Scarlett here is she was on the slab. The thing that just might turn me on the most about Scarlett is that she has a .45 pistol tattooed right above her pussy – so it’s kind of like having a gun to your head while you are eating her box. That’s fucking sassy. Seriously guys – if you are into wild, crazy chicks at all -as a substitute for the overdone bubble gum blonde – -this chick is one of my favorites.
Sadly, I did not see any true hardcore out of her. Not taking a big schlong in her lap. That is disappointing, but at the same time exciting, because I am pretty sure she is saving herself for me. If that’s true, Scarlett -here I am, sweetheart. It should be noted that the makers of the site really push the bad girl image – -the girl you don’t want to take home to Mom. Scarlett is heavily tattooed, foul-mouthed, smokes pot, and, well – has her own porno site. I am down with it – bad girls are the way to go.
Less then $25 per month is all she costs, and she gives frequent updates. Her site also belongs to a network, so there are a couple dozen sites that come with this one – free. And many of them are full-on fuck sites – so you can get your Scarlett fix when you need it (at least once a day), then get your hardcore fix. I was knocked down by this one. I was ready to bash yet another one-girl site, but I was smitten with Scarlett. If she only got fucked hard a time or two on her site, she’d be a perfect 10.
Visit the site: www.suicidescarlett.com

7.5 out of 10

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Bondage Ladies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The bondage thing is cool and all but nobody touches my nipples

That is one flat chested lady.

The site: bondageladies.com

The price: $1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: We think that this is one of the good ones. It is a very large site with lots of pictures and videos and, from what we could tell, they are really well done. They get pretty graphic but not so graphic that you are horrified. The network is a stellar deal as well. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bondageladies.com

We wanted to get to this review a whole lot sooner for your bondage lovers, but we couldn’t as we were all tied up! HA!!!!! We kill us! Whew!!! That is some good shit right there! Classic jokery!

Bondage Ladies is a mega-site with many what we like to refer to as “commercial bondage” videos and pictures. What we mean by that is that while this is a real bondage site, it is not a real extreme bondage site. This is the kind of bondage that most people think of and most people like. There are also extreme bondage sites out there that we have reviewed that many people cannot stomach. For those of you that want the hardcore stuff as opposed to this, see our review for SadoSlaves.

That being said, they do push the envelope quite a ways. It is more than a light spank on the rump and a rope around her hands. There is some pain and some “torture” here, so this ain’t pansy shit! There are also a lot of pics and vids of candle wax, piercing and BDSM, such as clothespins and hard-tying! Very nice quality videos as well! Not soft-core, but not the hardest we have seen. In our opinion, based upon our personal preferences, this is the happy medium.

The best part fo this is the fee and the network deal that goes along with it. First of all, you can get three days for $1.00, which is incredible at the very least. Then if you like the punishment that they are dishing out, you can join for 30 days for $29.92. That would honestly be a good price for this site alone, as it is a very nice little bondage site. But you also get, in addition to this site, SIXTY more sites! They are not all bondage and BDSM sites, but they are all good and you should be able to find a lot of shit that you like in 60different sites with many different themes!

We think that this is one of the good ones. It is a very large site with lots of pictures and videos and, from what we could tell, they are really well done. They get pretty graphic but not so graphic that you are horrified. The network is a stellar deal as well.

Visit the site: www.bondageladies.com

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Smoking Foxes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Smoking Foxes Sample Photo

Her boobs are inflated with cigarette smoke.

The site: smokingfoxes.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Good site…but nothing great. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.smokingfoxes.com

What the fuck? What is this, 1973? Who calls bitches “foxes” these days? What other sites do these guys have…Donging Dames? Blow Job Birds? Sizzling Skirts? Getting Wild With Whistle Bait?

Stupid name aside, this site is generally okay for a smoking site. Yeah, as in cigarettes and cigars (not the slang for “hot”, although these slangy fuckers might have meant it as a double entendre). Chick taking a full mouth of smoke in, then sucking cock and getting fucked as the smoke pours out of their faces. Sexy? I think so…

But to me, these sites are nothing more than fuck sites. Sure, they have that little extra element of erotica with the smoking – but it’s not enough (for me) to being it to a whole new level. Luckily for the makers of the site, many people like yourselves disagree with me. It is the core of their fetish – to see a girl smoking. Shit – you probably go to a casino just to watch chicks smoke, rather than to gamble. That’s cool — I can dig it. I always say, whatever floats your balls (or something like that).

The site is $1 for a trial, so check it out for yourself for next to nothing. The bonus is that when you join this one you get 48 additional sites – so if smoking is sexy to you, but not sexy enough to pay for, you can rest assured that with 50 sites, you will find something to get your balls tingling.

Good site…but nothing great.

Visit the site: www.smokingfoxes.com

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Smoking Videos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Smoking Videos Sample Photo

I thought they outlawed smoking in the UK?

The site: smokingvideos.co.uk
The price:$29.99 month

The verdict: If you have a smoking fetish, it is often hard to find the best stuff to get you off. Not anymore. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.smokingvideos.co.uk

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! Those of you who have a hankering for the smoking fetish can get your rocks off here. Unlike most fetishes these days, this one still has a limited audience and therefore a limited area on the internet to get good quality and sexy smoking videos. This place has the goods.

Our first mention should be of the fact that these videos are not only great and most are only found on this site, they are also shot in HIGHDEFINITION! Smoking cigarettes AND cock — at the same time — has never looked so good! HD makes a world of difference in porn just as it does in regular TV.

Just about anything that you can imagine with a cigarette and sex is included in either a picture or a video. There are chicks giving head to guys all while smoking. There are girls masturbating with cigarettes, or just masturbating while smoking cigarettes. There are girls getting fucked — hard — while the ashes are flying all over the bed. Oh yeah, there are also cigars, long cigarettes (120mm) and long, slender and sexy cigarette holders (is there any thing more sophisticated and sexy than a beautiful lady with a cigarette holder, smoking a square?).

We saw lots of videos that we liked, but few better than our good friend Lauren Phoenix, jerking a cock and smoking a cigarette, all while talking dirty to the POV camera guy. Thanks, Lauren, for making our ay once again. We also liked a lady named Vickie Powell, who we were not familiar with but apparently she just got new boobs and this is her first video with them! She must have spent a lot, as they are now 32 FFs!! That is like going from a regular car to a double decker bus! Good for you, Vickie. Now smoke that shit! And then our ultimate favorite was Natasha, giving a slow and easy smoking blowjob. Fuck…we just came. Now we need a cigarette!

The membership fee is $29.99 per month, which is great for several reasons. First, the obvious fact that HD is better and generally more expensive, so this is a great price. You also have to consider that premium fetish material also is a little more expensive. Finally, they update every week, sometimes more than once, so they have a LOT of smoking content. Good deal in our opinion!

If you have a smoking fetish, it is often hard to find the best stuff to get you off. Not anymore.

Visit the site: www.smokingvideos.co.uk

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Smoking Mina Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Smoking Mina Sample Photo

You're supposed to fire up a square AFTER you take a shit.

The site: smokingmina.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Mina is not a Hollywood bombshell – but I can promise you that I’d rather fuck her any day than most of those fake tramps. I’ve got $25 to join — smoke my cock, Mina! 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.smoklingmina.com

I’ve never had a chick smoke a cigarette while fucking or sucking me. I had a chick smoke a joint and finger my butthole once…and that was pretty cool I guess. I also fucked the shit out of an ashtray once – but that was one of those old ashtrays in the arm of the airplane seat and I kind of got in a little trouble for that one.

I like a chick that smokes, but I am admittedly not all that turned on by having smoke blown into my cock hole. I’m not turned off by it either- as long as any female’s mouth is in the close vicinity of my cock I am happy – I am just not all that amped up about it.

What does make me feel all warm and fuzzy are comments like this one that Mina made on her site — “My three favorite things: smoking a long sexy cigarette, sucking my man’s cock, and taking a thick splattery facial! “ I like the word splattery- it makes me horny.

Okay – down to brass cocks. Mina is decent looking – attractive at best. Not a knock out, but not at all ugly either. You’d fuck her, and that’s all that matters. She has black hair, a cute face and nice, natural titties. She’s sexy AND sassy – damn near mean. She has a bad girl attitude, but when a cock is flopped across her lips, she’s as good as she needs to be to get that cock inside her.

But her looks are relatively unimportant. It’s her attitude that will make you want to fuck her (or fuck your hand in her stead). Well that, and watching her tug on a cock as big as your forearm, blow smoke into it, then accept its payload like a starving lion. Yeah, that’s right- she does hardcore…unlike lots of chicken shit solo girls.

The other thing I like is the voyeur aspect of the site. There are 4 cameras in different rooms of her home that are one all the time. They follow her doing mundane tasks, as well as jamming cocks, dildos and anything else that feels good into her cock wallet.

Mina is not a Hollywood bombshell- but I can promise you that I’d rather fuck her any day than most of those fake tramps. I’ve got $25 to join — smoke my cock, Mina!

Visit the site: www.smoklingmina.com

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Smooth Snatches Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Smooth Snatches Sample Photos

She has a bald goat.

The site: smoothsnatches.com
The price: $2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: A good site, but could have been a little better with a shaving theme instead of just bald snappers.  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.smoothsnatches.com

There are two camps out there…those who like the hairy holes and those who like ‘em bald. In today’s porn, the latter have the upper hand, as most are in that category. Smooth Snatches brings us loads of videos dedicated to the unbearded clam!

We were hoping that we would be treated to videos of chicks shaving their beavers or having their beavers shaved for them…but no such luck. These videos are simply those featuring ladies who have, at some point in the recent past, shaved their bushes or had them shaved for them. That is certainly sexy, but we would like to see the deed being done. Hell, 90% of porn these days involves bald beavers. It was therefore probably pretty easy for these guys to fill up their video vault! We got luckier with the pictures, as there were a number of series of pics that featured girls actually in the act of shaving. That shit is hot!

One video that we did like despite not have a shaving scene was that involving Francis and Adam. Francis is a striking little blonde with larger than average, natural tits. She is as cute as a button, except a lot sluttier than one! She has a goat as bald as the day that she was born, and Adam plugs it up nice and tight for her. Some very nice reverse cowgirl and doggie scenes ensue, with Francis taking a shot to the face in the end. She is definitely a piece of ass wroth taking note of!

The real ringer here was Jackie, though…a blonde in a schoolgirl outfit with enormous tits and braids in her hair. She is as sexy as we have seen in a while. Unfortunately for us, she did not get fucked, but she did pleasure herself (as we pleasured ourselves) and, at least for part of the time, left the skirt on! Hot as fuck! Her slippery slit was as wet as a Seattle storm drain! A MUST SEE CHICK FOR BIG TIT LOVERS!!!!!!!

The price to pay is $39.99 per month, and that will get you all of the videos and pictures, plus many erotic stories, games, personal ads, and more. The real deal is the three-day trial, which is only $2.95. This is a good way to make sure that you are going to like it before taking the big plunge.

A good site, but could have been a little better with a shaving theme instead of just bald snappers.

Visit the site: www.smoothsnatches.com

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