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Bottom Lickers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

metalThe site: bottomlickers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: It’s a pretty small niche I would imagine, so grab it while you can. And with the bonus sites it’s worth every penny easily. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bottomlickers.com

If I was lucky enough to find some whore trapped in a jug that would give me three wishes for releasing her, well…I probably would leave the bitch in the jar. But if I DID let her out, I think I’d wish for riches, fame and a hot chick affixed to my backside who would constantly lick my asshole.These fucking dudes don’t need to wish – they’ve got some extra scratch to give to needy chicks to entice them to lick their balloon knots. It’s amazing to me that they can get chicks this hot to get down on the ground, in front of a video camera, and lick the steamy sweat hole that within the last hour, a giant slider has escaped from. Fortunately for these chicks, the guys often offer reciprocity, so they get their asses liked as well.

There are no shortage of turd wranglers either – this site has tons of videos and updates all the time. And if butt licking is not your bag, you can STILL join -because you get access to 48 addition sites (this is the only pooper licker site of the 50) for the price of one ($1 trials, $24.95 for 30 days). One of the best deals on the web when you do the math (which works out to about 50 cents per site, per month).

I wonder how much money you have to pay a girl to stick her tongue against a stranger’s asshole? I mean – really? Is it $100? Possibly $250? I wouldn’t put tongue to sphincter for a penny less than $300 myself – and even then I’d demand to pick the guy out myself.

It’s a pretty small niche I would imagine, so grab it while you can. And with the bonus sites it’s worth every penny easily.

6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bottomlickers.com

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Spank A Bitch Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Spank A Bitch Sample Photo

HIT HER 'TIL SHE STOPS BREATHING!

The site: spankabitch.com

The price:$1.00 trial – $29.95 mo

The verdict: A pretty darn good spanking site. As is almost always the case, the acting is atrocious, but we can overlook that for a good, red-assed time! 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.spankabitch.com

YEAHHH!!!! Spank a Bitch! Tough guys spanking beautiful asses. At least that’s what they say this is. For the most part, they are right. Actually, all of the asses are exceptionally beautiful, so that is the most important part. But for accuracies sake, the guys are not always, ahem…tough. Check out the guy they use on the very top of the site — he is a 40-something dork. Oh well…unless you are gay then the important part is the spanking and the beautiful asses.

Spanking is a popular fetish. We like to see a good ass smacking from time to time — but it can’t be any of this play slapping or light taps. They have to be hard, mark-leaving whacks. When the scene is over, we want more red asses than the monkey exhibit at the zoo. This site give it to us.

The spanking is great and the acting is horrible. We just don’t understand why they insist on putting any sort of acting in porn, but maybe that appeals to the masses. Email us and let us know if you like the acting or would rather see chicks get fucked, roughed up, or whatever you’re into. I wanna know, dammit!

Our favorite, for many reasons, was April. April is a brunette sexpot who gets her ass worked over for not washing the dishes (actually it was for $150, but we’ll play along…). Not only is she spanked, she is choked and roughed up all around. The best part is that she has an ass-hat tattoo that says, “Never Again.” I’m not sure what in the fuck you have to have happen to you to get a tattoo that says that — but it appears that she has forgotten the tattoo cause she is gettin’ it once again!

Joining is not only easy, but cheap. $29.95 for a month. Not too impressive, you say? How about getting TWENTY sites for that price. If you like what you see at Spank a Bitch, chances are you will love the rest of the sites as well. That’s because you seem to be the fetish type — and these guys know how to do their fetishes. Fetishes are tricky to film correctly, since you MUST focus on the fetish more than the conventional sex. These guys nail it.

A pretty darn good spanking site. As is almost always the case, the acting is atrocious, but we can overlook that for a good, red-assed time!

Visit the site: www.spankabitch.com

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Spank Him Hard

by The Caveman (admin)

Oh come on.  You'll like it

SPANK THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!

The site: spankhimhard.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Definitely different and not for some — but with all of the other sites included and, if you are into male spanking, the tight focus on the fetish at hand, it a a great deal. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.spankhimhard.com

We have seen countless spanking sites, but this one the only one that we have seen to date dedicated solely to spanking MEN. Now, me personally, I ain’t letting no bitch smack me around. It’s just not my thing. Okay…the truth is, if she was as hot as most of the girls on this site, I may let her do whatever she wanted to me. But let me tell you one thing, after she did that, I’d fuck her so hard she would bleed semen for a month.

This one may be one of the smallest niches we’ve seen in a while. Honestly, it’s not for me. But then again, if I only gave reviews on what I liked, we’d sure have a lot of midget sites, now wouldntt we? I try to be fair and honest about the product, regardless of whether it is my cup of pussy or not. This one? Good product.

What is good about it? First of all, as you know this is a fetish site, and fetish sites are SUPPOSED to be different. They are not supposed to end up with a BJ, a pussy eating and fucking. Unless, I suppose, that is the fetish. But generally, you want the maker of the site to focus more on the fetish and less on the fucking. That is what these folks have done. These videos spend a LONG time showing a super hot chick knocking the shit out of a big dude.

Secondly, the aforementioned super hot girls. They got some dandies here, let me tell ya. Pretty big dudes, too. And these girls are REALLY enjoying the reversal of roles — the chance to smack the donkey shit out of these guys and not have their eyes blackened for them. These guys end up with asses redder than a fire truck and probably just as hot.

To join this site means to join the Super Site Pass — a network of over 20 fetish sites for the price of one — $29.95 per month. But you can take a gander for less than $5 for three days. Not a bad deal. Shit, you could take a few vacations days from work, spend $5 and watch dudes get the shit beat out of them, while you jerk off. Sounds like a cheap vacation to me.

Definitely different and not for some — but with all of the other sites included and, if you are into male spanking, the tight focus on the fetish at hand, it a a great deal.

Visit the site: www.spankhimhard.com

7 out of 10

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Stockings Babes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

take my word for it

Nice knee.

The site: stockingsbabes.com

The price:$1.95 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not a bad cache of stocking videos. None are original, but in the end if you want a lot of quantity then this is the type of site you need 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.stockingsbabes.com

Ok…so this is a long shot, but do you remember the show Silk-Stockings? You know, the one in the late 80s, early 90s that was about a guy and a girl detective. She was really hot (of course) and they kind of always liked each other? None of that matters, but on the opening of each show they showed some chick strut across the screen in some lingerie and a pair of purple, silk stockings. Every time we see a stocking site, we think of that. Why? Because that was before the world wide web, and we used to jerk off to that!

Now-a-days we have sites like this one, Stocking Babes, to use for that. This is a super-sized site that is essentially a dumping ground for stocking videos. Not to be confused with panty hose, which to us is another fetish altogether (a damn fine one too!). These are the stockings that usually need a garter belt in the equation to keep them up. These are made for the SOLE purpose of being sexy. And they work, by god!

You get access to over 100,000 pictures and about as many videos when you get on this site. Remember, they promise all stockings, so we trust that is what they bring (at this point in time it is, but things sometimes change). They also have live 24/7 feeds of cam girls frolicking in their stockings. And when you want to tone it down a bit, they have erotic stories, columns, articles and games — all adult-oriented. And the videos are not just fucking — they have a lot of lesbo action as well.

The membership is where they really hooked us. For $1.95 you can mull around the site for three days. If you like it, it will cost you $39.95to join as a monthly fee. The great news is that this fee will not only get you access to the hundreds of thousands of chicks on this site, but also many, many, many more on the additional 30 sites you get with your membership! That is correct, THIRTY more sites…of all different genres. A real steal with that in the mix.

Not a bad cache of stocking videos. None are original, but in the end if you want a lot of quantity then this is the type of site you need.

Visit the site: www.stockingsbabes.com

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Stolen Home Films Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Ohhhhh....myyyyy....Gooooodddddd......

The site: stolenhomefilms.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.stolenhomefilms.com

If you are going to commit a crime, I always say make sure it involves sex. Not like rape or anything – that shit’s not cool But stealing some home porno tapes is well worth 2 years of unsupervised probation in my book – as long as you can copy those fuckers and keep them for future reference.

I have my doubts as to whether these are truly stolen home films or not, but I don’t give 2 flying shits. What I do know for sure about them is that they are some of the hottest slick flicks that I have seen in a long fucking time. I’d stake my reputation on Stolen Home Films making you come, but a guy with a name like The Devil doesn’t really have much of a reputation to speak of, huh?

What’s better than a cache of SCREENED home videos, with the fatties, cripples, oldies and retards thinned out? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what. Go to Stolen Home Films and search for fatty-retard-cripple-oldie porn if you’re into that kind of shit – this is for people with high standards of chick-next-door porn.

My best advice to join Stolen Home Films – -and you WILL want to join – is to snag an initial 2 monther. That is only $40 ($20 per), and you don’t have to keep committing to 2 month sessions, because after the 1st 2 months it will start on a monthly at $19.95 per month. Excellent deal.

One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it.

Visit the site: www.stolenhomefilms.com

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Stocking Stars Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Tits!

"Hmmm...sounds like something is making your heart race."

The site: stockingstars.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: This is a pretty decent stocking site and I suggest you at least get the $3 trial membership if you are into legs and legwear. So go fucking do it already 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.stockingstars.com

I have struggled with this question for years – -why the fuck do I have a stocking fetish? I don’t get it. The only exposure I had to stockings when I was a kid was at Christmas, and when my Mom would by a pair of Legg’s panty hose. Both kinds sucked, as I never got anything in my Christmas stocking but a dog turd and a mousetrap, and my Mom was far from sexy in brown panty hose with crotch stains.

Whatever the reason, I fucking get harder than concrete when I see a sexy pair of stockings (or leg warmers, socks and/or those giant bear foot slippers for that matter). And this site has a lot of great aspects that I really like for a stocking site.

First of all, there is a lot of fucking. Many sites dedicated to stockings or lingerie are just solo, roll-about-the-floor sites. This one has dongs penetrating all over the fucking place. But the other great thing is that it is not just a fucking site that happens to have chicks wearing stockings – they really pay attention to the stockings. Lots of close-ups and cum shots on the stockings.

The chicks? They all look pretty hot to me – but to be fair I don’t go nuts for the super glammy chicks – the barbie doll types. I prefer the chicks that could come from my neighborhood or from my city. If they look like a porn star immediately when I see them, I’d rather go elsewhere to dine. But don’t mistake me -they are hot enough, that’s for fucking sure.

This is a pretty decent stocking site and I suggest you at least get the $3 trial membership if you are into legs and legwear. So go fucking do it already

Visit the site: www.stockingstars.com

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Sloppy Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not thinking sloppy right now

Not thinking sloppy right now

The site: sloppygaggers.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Like the site, really like the network. No complaints. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.sloppygaggers.com

I love to fuck me some throat. I prefer to go as deep as I possibly can and touch ONLY the wind pipe/larynx area. I hate lips and teeth – they can all fuck off. If I can get jiggy with a voice box, I am in neck heaven.

A side question here – is there any other kind of “gagger” besides a sloppy one? I mean – have you ever seen anyone eloquently gagging on a pulsating cock? That sort of activity is pretty much synonymous with sloppy, is it not? I submit that it is, Watson.

Their “gimmick” is that they’re a gagging and blowjob site, with an emphasis on sloppy and wet blowjob. Fuckin’ A…I like that shit. I’ve actually had a few Bjs in my day that were more clinical than sloppy – and they were shit. When I get road head, I prefer the front seat area of the car to look like an alien has just given birth. I’m down with sloppy.

I’m also down with $3 trial memberships- because, well…who the fuck isn’t? That, and the fact that if you join this site you also get access to all of the sites in its network (about a dozen or so) – all of which are pro sites with very regular updates. Good deal whether or not gagging is your thing, because you get the other sites which include Asian porn, stockings/legs, leashes, backstabbers and more.

If you do wander on to this site, check out Larissa. She’s a brunette whore that swallows cock like raw oysters. Although her tits are rarely paid attention to in her scenes, they are perfectly small for me. But the best part is how far she can jam a meat monster down her throat without passing out. This chick could satisfy a flagpole.

Like the site, really like the network. No complaints.

Visit the site: www.sloppygaggers.com

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Sleep Invasion Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

its just wrong

You call it "sleep invasion", the law calls it rape.

The site: sleepinvasion.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: So, if you have the desire to diddle with a sleeper, go here and check it out on film instead — it’s your safest bet. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.sleepinvasion.com

Fraternity houses, listen up — this is right up your alley! This site consists of girls having some drinks, falling asleep naked, and guys fucking them while they are in a drunken slumber. Sound familiar? Where I’m from they call it rape. But obviously, this is just a little fantasy game they’re playing for us…so enjoy it here, but for Satan’s sake, don’t try this shit at home (that means you, oh high wizard of Mucha Packa Cigs).

Okay — so we’re not buying that these are real videos of chicks getting fucked while they snooze. Those would be called “evidence” and we’d have to break into a cage in a police station somewhere to bring them to you. This is what you get, and it ain’t too bad! It’s a well run site, with very highly defined videos (some even shot in night vision) and nice looking chicks. But they are girl-next-door types — which is great to continue with the sleeping fantasy. In other words, no super hot chick on this Earth would fall asleep near you for fear of exactly this kind of thing happening, so you don’t have to stretch to far to fantasize this with the “real” chicks that they have.

The site also offers a dandy of a deal, if you join right here through Porny Little Devil — $1.00 for a initial membership! A fuck for a buck. Actually, lots of fucks for a buck, as they have hundreds of hours of fucking, as well as access to DOZENS of additional sites when you join this one. And trust a man who has seen more porn that you have seen humans — these sites are really good sites with good talent and excellent video. And if you don’t like them — you’re out a fucking dollar — so what?

A note to the married guys out there: Don’t watch these videos and get any wise ideas of trying this with your wife. It will only end in disaster. Last night I started to finger my wife’s ass while she slept, and all I got out of it was a brown, stinky middle finger and a sore jaw where she slugged me. Seemed like a good idea at the time…

Unless, of course, you’re married to a gal like Gloria on this site. Gloria’s encounter was shot in night vision, a style made ultra-famous by Paris “Your Cock Is Bigger Around Than My Waist” Hilton. I love night vision porn, by the way — I loved it before Paris, and her video made it even better for me. Gloria here fell asleep and her “roommate” crept into her room, touched her tits and flicked her bean a little. No punching, no poopie fingers. Good video.

So, if you have the desire to diddle with a sleeper, go here and check it out on film instead — it’s your safest bet.

Visit the site: www.sleepinvasion.com

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Sluts On A Leash Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"As soon as we get to the slut park I'll take your leash off and let you run a bit."

The site: slutsonaleash.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: If you’re the kind of person that digs this sexy shit, you’ll stop at nothing to get some videos of chicks being put in their rightful place. Luckily, it’s almost nothing that you’ll have to pay. $1 trials (3 days worth) are on sale right now. Join that fucker – save your money for ordinance violation tickets when your slut gets off her leash. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.slutsonaleash.com

I hate it when they make me keep my slut on a leash. This no-leash law stuff is bullshit. I mean- who has the time to drive to the fucking park and walk all the way out to the leash-free area just to let their sluts run free? I fucking don’t, that’s for sure. Oh well – I guess I just have to walk my slut on a leash like I do now, picking her shit up off of strangers’ lawns and the like.

These fuckers prefer their sluts to remain leashed, so that’s exactly what you’re gonna get when you join – lots of sluts (fucking hot, goth types too) that are collared with studs and spikes and made to do exactly what their master says – or get discipline-fucked in every way imaginable. Lots of choke fucking, lots of gagging, lots of leather, chains, domination – you know, the whole 9 yards of cock.

My favorite video on here was a coitus mash-up between some 3 legged dude and two scum bags named Katrina and Selena Silver. These 2 dark haired sluts are basically twins (aren’t they all – I mean, only the holes matter, right), except one of them is covered in tattoos. Tattoos make my cock get hard and run out of skin. And when I see a tattooed chick, in a leash, get fucked violently AND eat out another leashed whore – well, let’s just say messes are made around here.

If you’re the kind of person that digs this sexy shit, you’ll stop at nothing to get some videos of chicks being put in their rightful place. Luckily, it’s almost nothing that you’ll have to pay. $1 trials (3 days worth) are on sale right now. Join that fucker – save your money for ordinance violation tickets when your slut gets off her leash.

Visit the site: www.slutsonaleash.com

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Slap That Butt Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

deserving

HIT HER AGAIN!

The site: slapthatbutt.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Well, I’m gonna go jerk off while spanking myself. Sure, I won’t let a chick smack me around, and I’ll be damned if I let a guy do it, but after seeing this site my ass is getting SPANKED!!! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.slapthatbutt.com

I don’t like to get spanked. If some bitch spanked me during sex (or any other time for that matter) I believe I’d be inclined to knock every last one of that bitches teeth down her fucking word hole. Now watching chicks get spanked — that’s a WHOLE different story. That makes my daddy parts feel all warm and solid-like. Slap That Butt is a great spanky-spank site.

This site is one of a couple in this network that are dedicated to spanking. The other one was pretty damn good. This one is better. Both have a shitload of videos of chicks getting walloped, and both are included when you join the network, so you get a shitpack full of spanks when you join this baby. Oh yeah — and it only costs a buck. $1.00 gets you a trial membership to this dandy, then you can extend that baby to include ALL of the numerous sites in this network for less than twenty-five bucks a pop. Excellent deal.

One nice thing about this site as opposed to some of the other spank sites that we have done, is that they feature a lot of videos wherein ladies smack around other ladies. I love a good guy on gal spank, but it makes a whole ‘nother level of jerk material when a chick is working over another chick. There were several chick-on-chick extravaganzas on this site — kudos to them for the lesbo action!

I loved me some Tory. Tory wore a little pep outfit (apparently she roots for the U.S.A. as that is what was on the front of her tits) and was sexy as fuck. Long, curly hair pulled back in a pony tail. She took a spanking that would make a 1950s principal proud — and what’s more, she then jerked that dudes cock off onto her reddened arse. Very nice scene — it made my pants feel tighter.

Well, I’m gonna go jerk off while spanking myself. Sure, I won’t let a chick smack me around, and I’ll be damned if I let a guy do it, but after seeing this site my ass is getting SPANKED!!!

Visit the site: www.slapthatbutt.com

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