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Sexy Cum Swappers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

grrrr

GRRRR!!!!!!!

The site: sexycumswappers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month

The verdict: Good site if you’re into watching girls spit stranger cum into each others’ mouths. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.sexycumswappers.com

When I was a pubescent lad, I always wondered what a shot of splooge would taste like. I mean – I saw lots of films and pictures of chicks that seemed to think it was better than fucking truffles. I never tried it, though – I was too scared it’d make me like dick. I did get down with a golden shower once in high school…but that’s a story for another day.

Sexy Cum Swappers is one of those new fangled cum swap sites. You know – -where a dude blows chowder into one of the sluts’ word holes, then she spits said semen into another, more pathetic whore’s mouth. That whore then eats it or exchanges it for something else – sort of like a ball-suds barter session.

I gotta get my honest on, here. I think chicks spitting sperm into other chicks’ mouths is bordering on disgusting. That’s just me, though – I can see how it’d turn some of you on. Shit – some of you would never sleep again if you knew what REALLY turns me on. But this? Every time I see this, it makes my throat feel like I just ate a spoonful of warm Crisco.

But the chicks are awesome. ;)

$1.00 gets you 3. 3 days that is. There’s not a cheaper trial period on the internet, and there’s certainly not more bang for your buck. That’s because when you join this cum-change extravaganza, you also get access to FIFTY additional sites- all of which have differing themes and constantly have top shelf poon tang.

Good site if you’re into watching girls spit stranger cum into each others’ mouths.

Visit the site: www.sexycumswappers.com

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Bubble Butt Orgy Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

bubble butt bang

He can hear the ocean.

The site: bubblebuttorgy.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: G’s up, hos down. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bubblebuttorgy.com

Woot woot! Holla if ya’ll like to see phat dymes taking brothas straight up in a big ass pile! Pimpin, fo real we — oh, okay…I give up. I’m a painfully white guy with no soul, rhythm or any of that. But I do know a good porn site when I see one — and I do love me some black booty. Bubble Butt Orgy impressed the shit out of me, and left this white dick empty and flaccid.I can’t decide what makes me happier about this site — the loads and loads of WAY better than average chicks, the PHANTASTIC asses, the fact each and every video has at least six big-assed bitches getting fucked, or that each video is over one hour long! Tough fucking choice, huh? Wait, I know what I love most about it — I almost forgot about the network that it is a part of. When you join this site you also get access to over 33 additional sites!! Am I fucking kidding you? Absolutely not. Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me. Assholes.

The music is also a nice feature on this site. They feature music and music videos by up and cumming rap artists such as Kurupt and Spliff Star. Great ieda, actually — the videos you see on T.V. these days push the limit as far as the FCC will allow them. No limits here — you can rap your ass off while 6 bitches are getting fucked right behind you! Innovative music making at its finest.

As we always say when reviewing orgy sites, it is way too damn hard to pick a favorite girl — or even to tell who’s who for that matter! But we can tell you for certain that we did not have a least favorite. As is always the case with the makers of this site and this entire network — they do not skimp on the talent. They get the best they can find. I am not sure where they live, but I believe it must be a country called Hot-Slutvia.

The most soothing surprise of all is the price. A three day trial is a mere pittance at $4.97. A full monthly membership is only $29.95 — and keep in mind that gets you ALL of the 34 sites! Since you probably did not excel in math before you dropped out of the 8th grade, I will let you in on a little secret — that’s less than $1 per day, per site. You’re welcome. Wha- oh…sorry about that. My uppity alter ego took over the keyboard for a moment. You are all smart and savvy…I know this. Otherwise, how would you have gotten to Porny Little Devil?

G’s up, hos down.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bubblebuttorgy.com

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CFNM Idol Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Therapy sessions gone wild!

The site: cfnmidol.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up? 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.cfnmidol.com

This is a FANTASTIC idea and hopefully the next big thing in internet porn — interactive pron sites. Not interactive in that they fuck and you jerk off — they’re all interactive in that sense. On this CFNM iste (that stands for “clothed females, naked (or nude) males”, by the way), you, the member, submit stories and then vote on which user-submitted stories/fantasies are best. The top vote getters win, and those fantasies are acted out in videos. Damn…if they could all be like this…Not only is it a completely new and excellent idea, they do a phenomenal job at taking this fantasies that the members want to see and turning them into nice, clear, crisp videos with very sexy chicks, stud dudes and great sets. All of the work is extremely professional, and doe snot look like some 2 bit operation threw together a quick fantasy. The only downside is that this “Idol” does not have that angry British dude making fun of everyone, nor does it have that hot, drunken bitch (we’d like to see her get naked and fucked hard…go put that shit on this site and vote on it!)

And there is no limit of how many times you can submit a story or how many stories you can submit. Just type up what gives you a boner and start voting! Now…if you are deeply disturbed and write some story about a scorpion stinging your balls while some bitches in Sherpa outfits take turns tasering each other with a bug zapper, all while your mother-in-law stands idly by, eating Doritos and reciting the lyrics to the Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil” in German…well then, you’re probably not looking at having that one voted in, and you may even be voted off the island yourself. But if you’re just looking for a good, hard fantasy…who knows?!

Here’s the best part — you could theoretically be turned in to a porno script writer for the low, low price of $1. That’s correct — if you join CFNM Idol through the links on this very page, you initial membership fee is one dollar. That’s the cheapest fee on the internet, as far as we have found. And you even get to PARTICIPATE on this site — so it honestly has to be one of the best deals on the web.

Excellent content, incredible looking talent, YOU get to write the scripts, very high quality and one fucking dollar? Jesus…why not sign up?

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cfnmidol.com

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Real Milf Gangbang Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Mom?

Mom...is that you?

The site: realmilfgangbang.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: There were many good, real videos on this site. A great reality site. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.realmilfgangbang.com

What a great reality site we have here! This is a no bullshit, no staging site that puts four or five black dudes into one chick. The chick is a MILF that just wants to fulfill a fantasy…to get fucked by a bunch of black dudes at once. How do we know it is not staged? Just check it out for yourself and you will know. Watch the free trailers and it is obvious that these ladies are not in the business…they just want a one time good time!

Meat Members is the name of the network that this site is a part of, and they have several reality sites that are ALL bullshit-free! These guys do reality right by not insulting our intelligence and setting up a bunch of shit people can see right through. Instead, they let their reputation get them real chicks who want to fuck on film. In addition to that, they also have a lot more going for them…like over a million MBs of ORIGINAL content on over 40 sites, all available for $29.95 per month! When it comes to reality sites, they are the best we have seen so far. And even their non-reality sites are great.

As we mentioned, the whole idea of this site is to let this gang of black guys with baseball bat sized cocks make a dream cum true for these white bitches. The chick that we loved the most may surprise you, because she was not the hottest or the thinnest or anything like that…but she enjoyed this ride more than you could imagine. Traci was obviously not a porn star. She was cute, but a little on the heavy side. She was pierced in all of the right spots, though and was by no means a virgin. She took all of these cocks in her — both holes — and loved every second of it. We haven’t seen anyone genuinely enjoy sex that much on a site in a long time. It was great to see a real orgasm and a real good time!

We always sing the praises of this network for getting the hottest chicks. We will tell you that this site is not full of hottie teens and chicks like that. They are real ladies from around the U.S. that come to get fucked. Some are fat, some are old…but all of them are genuine and real, so we think it is a whole lot hotter than some other sites with super hot girls that are just there for the check.

There were many good, real videos on this site. A great reality site.

Visit the site: www.realmilfgangbang.com

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Real DP Dolls Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

lucky dog

Just take a second to let this soak in -- a chick THAT fucking hot is about to take TWO cocks at once. Fuck. An. A.

The site: realdpdolls.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: I’ve never met a DP site I didn’t love! This one is no different! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.realdpdolls.com

There they are — they 2 finest letters in all of porn…D and P! As in Double Penetration! The Cadillac of porn, if you ask me — cramming cocks in every orifice at the same time…ahhhh…nothing like it. I can hear the skin tearing as we speak.

Real DP Dolls is an aptly named little corner of the web. The girls are more barbie doll like than “real”, however. They are the elite, perfect type girls that you could not get onto their backs if you were a dentist and they had a toothache. These are the best of the best — the hottest of the hottest. Personally, I prefer my chicks a little more down to earth — but I also braid my ball hairs and talk to myself in Mandarin Chinese — so it’s safe to say I’m a little different. But there’s no doubt — these chicks are very, very good looking.

The videos are also extremely well shot with very vivid clarity and very professional angles, lighting, etc. No amateur (or even pro-am) shit here. The entire site is professional and well done. It’s also part of a big network of sites — ALL of which you get when you join this one — and each and every one of the sites in this network are just as well put together as this one. Note that not all of them have the elite girls like this one has — but all of them DO have hotties, its just that many are more “real” girls.

Do you know Lucy Lee? Well, if you don’t, you fucking should. And you will, if you join Real DP Dolls. She’s hot as shit. A brunette that looks like something that dreams are made of. She’s perfectly hot. Nice, big, round tits, a perfect ass — she’s like a rich man’s Taylor Bow. A very rich man. And a rich man that loves to stick a dick up her ass and have a friend over for dinner to plug her puss hole. Lucy, I love you.

The only thing that is NOT the highest in the biz is the price. Get this little deal — if you join THROUGH PLD (by clicking on the link above) you can get three days for ONE FUCKING DOLLAR! Yep — 2 dicks in one chick, over and over and over again…for 72 full hours, for $1. That’s a sore dick and 100 pennies of fun, right there. And if you decide that isn’t enough, you can continue that trial for a monthly membership and it will only set you back $24.95 monthly. And remember what I said above — you get ALL of their sites — that’s a shitload of porn for less than the cost of one decent date. And these bitches won’t talk back to you!

I’ve never met a DP site I didn’t love! This one is no different!

Visit the site: www.realdpdolls.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Chick Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Smooch

Smooch!

The site: chickpass.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Excellent *real* amateur videos. Unprecedented amount of no-bullshit amateur content fro less than a buck a day. I’m a proud member. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.chickpass.com

Two words — REAL fucking amateur porn! Oh…ok, well…4 words then. Either way – -this is NOT FAKE SHIT! Real amateur porn is harder and harder to come by than ever before, mainly because it takes hours, days, weeks or months to sift through all of the bullshit that is labeled “real amateur.” Lucky for you, I do that shit for you. You’re welcome.No shit guys — it’s hard to find sites like this anymore. The first thing you will notice on Chick Pass is that it does not look professional at all. Not even in the slightest. If you are looking for a polished site, we have thousands of those reviewed all over Porny Little Devil. This one is not polished — but DO NOT take that to mean it is not good. On the contrary — it is very, very good. It’s not the shitty, grainy, hard to see video of home movies, either. It’s organized, but amateur.

A lot of people have a hard time grasping the love for a site like this, as it is admittedly missing those things that I spoke of (professionalism, polish, etc.). But it is REAL. No fake moans, no airbrushing to make perfect men and women — just real people enjoying a good fuck. And mostly in orgy form.

My favorite area of the site? Fuck the Geek. This slightly overweight, bespectacled douchebag has carved a niche for himself and somehow convinces relatively hot chicks to fuck him. Why didn’t YOU think of this? This would’ve been a great way for you to finally get laid. Maybe you should join this network, write him a fan letter and ride his coat tails…

When you join this site for $1.00 per day ($4.95 for a five day pass), you get access to an unfathomable amount of amateur shit. Lots of sites give you this much content — but NOT lots of true amateur sites do. Go to their site, click on the “join” button and scroll down. Look at all of those fucking sites and videos and series that you get access to! Un-fucking-believable. I joined this site immediately and it is one of my favorites.

Excellent *real* amateur videos. Unprecedented amount of no-bullshit amateur content fro less than a buck a day. I’m a proud member.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.chickpass.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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Double Anal Plugged Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She'll never be as cool as the Judas Priest dude

She'll never be as cool as the Judas Priest dude

The site: doubleanalplugged.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: It’s the dream of every man to get his girl to take a cock to the ass. It’s the nightmare of every man to see his girl take two. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.doubleanalplugged.com

Jesus Christ! At what point do you say, enough is enough?  I mean – c’mon…is getting two dicks shoved into your ass at the same time REALLY necessary? Are there sluts out there that are hurting that badly for cash? Is Wal-Mart not hiring? I know Wally world is not the most glamorous job, but it has to be better than sticking two flesh hogs into your colon simultaneously…right? Dear God, please tell me I’m right on this one…

In case you’re skull is filled with dicks and assholes instead of brains, we’re talking about a double anal site here — that’s two Venti-sized cocks shoehorned into one glistening hockey-hole. Of course it’s possible, hater! It’s just not common. But it is here on this site. Yes, Virginia…there is a Santa Claus.

The star attraction here is a gaper named Bridgetee Kerkove. This lass has starred in over 700 butthole flicks and won numerASS awards (get it…ass? I kill me…). She’s an extraordinarily beautiful blonde, with oil cans for tits and a 5 star ass. I just wonder why she didn’t use her stunning looks to marry a rich dude, instead of to make diphallic arsehole films. Oh well…her disgusting sluttiness is our gain!

But she’s not the only one having to sit side-saddle -there are dozens of women on this site taking 2 for the team. There are several videos, with more added on a regular basis. And if you get tired of watching this particular genre (I know it’s crazy, but stick with me here), go to one of the 48 additional sites you get for free when you join this dandy ($1 trials, $4.95 trials and $24.95 monthly).

It’s the dream of every man to get his girl to take a cock to the ass. It’s the nightmare of every man to see his girl take two.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.doubleanalplugged.com

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DP Fuckfest Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

wish I had two dicks so I could dp that myself

You wouldn't think there was any way 2 dicks go fit in there - but they do.

The site: dpfuckfest.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Nothing to complain about here unless you don;t like to see chicks yelp in pain while they try to wriggle a trouser snake into their ass and pussy at the same time. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.dpfuckfest.com

When are women going to evolve and produce a new hole for us to fuck? Obviously, with sites like this DP Fuckfest, a pussy a mouth and an asshole are CLEARLY not enough to satisfy a gang of boners. Maybe a back hole — or a hole right behind the knee…yeah, that’d be cool. Of course by that time, we guys would probably evolve and grow a second cock…what a vicious cycle. Oh well…in the meantime we have great sites like this one to keep the holes packed full of meaty goodness!DP Fuckfest is (obviously) a site that features double penetration — be it 1 in the snapper and one in the crapper, 2 in the ‘giney or the holy grail of fucking — the scarcely seen but always revered 2 cocks in the ass. If there are 2 cocks involved with one girl, this site has it.

What’s more, they don’t fuck around with dumpster scum when it comes to talent — they get sexy, needy, horny pro-am chicks that literally BEG for more cock, even when they wouldn’t have any place to put another one if it walked in the room. God bless the ultra-slut — and SUPER god bless the HOT ultra-slut. Any dick can grab a camcorder and go find a smelly, fat bag of shit to take a couple of cocks in her — it takes a set of pros to get girls this hot.

And, when you join this delightful little slice of 2 donged heaven, you also get access to all of the other sites included in the network — over a dozen additional sites that are all a little fringe like this one, so we’re not generally talking about just boring old sex (note: It’s amazing how the internet has made conventional sex boring, huh? I have to have a peacock plume lodged in my ass and a black scorpion stinging my ball sack to even consider getting a nut). These sites all feature a little something different — but rest assured all of them include the same type of hot, pro-am chicks that this site does.

You will not pay for all of the sites either — just one. And not that much for even that one — $29.95 per month for a regular membership. That gives you access to all of these additional sites. On this sites alone you get hours and hours of DP action — and the same goes for each of the other sites (you get hours of their specialty that is). A very top notch network that always features 100% original material with really rice looking chicks.

Nothing to complain about here unless you don;t like to see chicks yelp in pain while they try to wriggle a trouser snake into their ass and pussy at the same time.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dpfuckfest.com

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