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The site: gaydvdshack.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: What more can I say? They have all types of guys for you to eat up, and you have nothing to lose if you at least give it a 3 day spin. 6.5 out of 10.
When I get enough dough saved up (fucking economy…), I am going to open a gay bar. I live in a pretty liberal, forward thinking town, so I think we could do well. I have been batting around a few names, tell me what you guys think:
Beers ‘N Queers
Ball Hogs
The Drag Strip
Twinks and Studs and Bears – Oh My!
The Dong Shed
Vagina Non Grata
If My Aunt Had Balls…I’d Fuck Him
Until I get that going, I plan to spend all of my days looking at gay porn on line and whittlin’ my fuck stick. I stumbled on this site in my quest to find the perfect gay porn site. This is not it, but it did serve its purpose for a spell.
Basically, this is the type of site you go to if you want to choose from thousands of scenes, all clipped from mainstream, professional, studio-type porn. I prefer a little more Mom & Pop (or Pop & Pop as the case may be), but I can be swayed to hit it to a pro site now and again.
It’s especially easy to sway me when that site is FREE, like this one is. At least it is for 3 days. After that you have to pay a steep $40 per month – but in their defense, they give you over a dozen sites (only 5 of which are gay, though). Decent network with lots and lots of material.
What more can I say? They have all types of guys for you to eat up, and you have nothing to lose if you at least give it a 3 day spin.
… 6.5 out of 10
The site: gayebonystuds.comThe price: $2.95 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: You will have a hard time finding more gay ebony porn in one place. Well worth the membership fees. 8.5 out of 10.
We LOVE looking at hot boys on the internet. Of course, that happens to be our job (we know, we know…we ARE the luckiest guys in the world). But there is one thing that we love probably a whole lot more, and that is reading what the makers of the sites put on their pages to entice you to come inside. They have some of the funniest shit we have ever read. It is highly entertaining.
Take for example the folks at Gay Ebony Studs. We want to mention right away that they have a nice site and it is well worth joining. We will get to more of that in a moment. It is what they wrote that we are still chuckling about. Here are some phrases we got just from the free tour of the site:
“Taught Black Skin and Big Hard Cocks”
“Once You Go Black You’ll Never Go Back”
“Extreme Anal Stretching”
“Hard Thick Black Dick”
Man, that is some funny stuff! We love the effort guys.
Back to the action…besides the humorous catch phrases, Gay Ebony Studs really does have a shitload to offer. They are one of those infamous mega-sized sites, so they have thousands and thousands of videos and pictures. The thing about these big sites is that you can almost never run out of content. They update weekly, adding dozens more videos and pictures to their already enormous cache. The price is $38.76 for a month, but you can also get a 3 day trial for $4.99, which is the way we usually like to go at first, just to make sure it is what we want!
For this site specifically, we found many black studs that we would liked to be stranded on a deserted island with (as long as we had some lube…the guys we saw were hung like a Thermos). One that stood out was Lorenzo, who only did a solo shoot, but every now and then we prefer those. Lorenzo has about 10 inches, which he works into frenzy. He was not your beefcake/stud type, but more of an ebony twink. He lies on a bed in a dark room, and quietly (at first) strokes himself into a hard on and then, closing his eyes, strokes his cock until he cums all over his pubes and hands.
You will have a hard time finding more gay ebony porn in one place. Well worth the membership fees.
… 8.5 out of 10
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The site: gayfaciallovers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: Not a bad site at all. Get a $1 trial and spend 3 days fucking yourself. And get a picture of the Pope to set next to your computer. Every time you cum, do it on his face. 7.5 out of 10.
Since I am doing a gay review here, I might as well jump on my gay soap box. Why the fuck are people against gay marriage? That holy piece of shit the Pope told all politicians they should ban it. Sounds like he’s a little jealous to me. If that fucker wouldn’t suffer a huge pay cut and loss of his shitty looking hat, he’d be getting his cock sucked in a shooting gallery on the west side of Rome. Fuck you, Pope.
Speaking of the Pope, this site specializes in man on man facials (what – you didn’t know the Pope gives daily facials to each of the Cardinals at the top of the Basilica?). And more specifically – these are all twinks getting it on – and usually in groups of 3. Yeah…it’s getting hotter, huh Popester?
I didn’t the number of videos, but there are plenty of them to make it worth your cash – especially since you can get 3 days for a dollar if you join during this trial membership special. I do know that all of the videos feature Bjs, anal and a facial. Sounds like a dream salon, huh?
There’s also a variety of scenery here, unlike some other sites that just give you a bed or a couch. Take the scene with Felipe and Andres, for example. These two meet in the forest and soon become naked, and Felipe proceeds to bend Andres over a log and take him from behind. Of course, the scene ends in an outdoor face splashing of Felipe’s ball suds.
If you like what you see with your 3 day, $1 trial, get a monthly for $25 per month, which includes 5 additional gay sites free (and about 15 straight sites, if you are into that too).
Not a bad site at all. Get a $1 trial and spend 3 days fucking yourself. And get a picture of the Pope to set next to your computer. Every time you cum, do it on his face.
… 7.5 out of 10
The site: gaylovin.com
The price:$2.95 trial. $34.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Gay Lovin’ is what a gay mega site should look like. Lots of movies, pictures, places to chat and watch live gay sex, all for a reasonable price. Good for you guys! 8.5 out of 10.
Gay Lovin’ is a mega sized site that actually strives to be as diverse as possible, promising not only twinks but also muscular studs and everywhere in between and beyond. We liked their attitude, we liked their pictures, we liked their videos and we liked their diversity. We especially liked the fact that you could sit in front of the computer for days on this site and never even come close to seeing all they have to offer. Not only have they built up a massive cache of gay videos, but they update constantly as new videos become available, so you will never run out.
The other thing we loved about Gay Lovin’ was the price, which was only$4.99 for a trial membership that lasts three days. Even assuming you did not renew, which we doubt is the case, you would have 72 hours of access to these videos and pictures…and we would imagine you could get a LOT done in that time, since the videos are available for download (that means you can keep them).
In addition to the videos and pictures, if for some strange reason you get full of that why don’t you try masturbating to a LIVE guy? That’s right, you can do that here. You even get to pick from a bunch of different guys, then you log on and watch him do what you tell him to do. If that is too big a jump for you, try the chatting first, which is an anonymous way to get your rocks off, for you discreet guys out there. You can be who you want to be, right? And when you are done, go to one of their online stores and get yourself something nice!
Hell, we didn’t spend even close to 72 hours there ourselves and we got plenty to look at for a long time to cum. One of the videos that we got and will never get rid of if we have anything to say about it is a video of some “military” men. We love men in uniform just as much as the next guy, so we were excited to see several videos of this nature on GayLovin’. Two gorgeous young twinks in camo gear make eyes at each other and then head to the barracks for some down time. It isn’t long before that camo gear is on the floor and all they are wearing is combat boots and…well, that is all. They even went bareback for this scene. They begin by sucking each other, but move rapidly to one soldier riding the other with his boots propped up on the other’s thighs. It is a great scene, right down to the cum shot on each other’s chests.
Gay Lovin’ is what a gay mega site should look like. Lots of movies, pictures, places to chat and watch live gay sex, all for a reasonable price. Good for you guys!
… 8.5 out of 10
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The site: gaymovieaction.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: My advice, since you’re begging for it, is to take the free trial and decide from there. I’m not saying it’s a bad site, it’s just nothing to brag about. 6 out of 10.
You know -I’m a straight guy that has zero problem whatsoever with gay sex. I don’t participate, but hey -if it makes you guys feel good, get you some. I draw the line, however, at the butthole licking I see on some movies. Yes, to answer your question, I do get off watching a guy tongue a chick’s ass. Yes, it may be a double standard as well – but chicks are much cleaner, by nature, than guys. Even image-conscious gay guys. Men’s assholes should never be licked – under any circumstances.
This is a gigantic gay porn dump site. Is that good or bad? I don’t know – -what am I, your Porn Mom? I don’t dig on sites like this, but you might. Follow along, sonny – I’ll fill you in on the goods and bads and you can choose for yourself.
The goods are that the site is free for three days with their free 3 day trial offer (aptly named, huh?). That’s a home run for any site, if you ask me. After the 3 days it gets a bit spendy at nearly $40 per month, but you do get a chunk of additional sites for free.
The bads are that even though you get this site and a bunch of others for free, there’s nary an original tit , cunt or cock in the bunch. These are all mass produced movies, available in at least 4,321 other places on the internet – many of which are cheaper.
My advice, since you’re begging for it, is to take the free trial and decide from there. I’m not saying it’s a bad site, it’s just nothing to brag about.
… 6 out of 10
The site: gaymovieaction.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: My advice, since you’re begging for it, is to take the free trial and decide from there. I’m not saying it’s a bad site, it’s just nothing to brag about. 6 out of 10. (Read review below!).
To join, click here: www.gaymovieaction.com
What the fuck is going on here?
The site: gaysexxxpass.com
The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month
The verdict: This is an excellent network and, with hundreds of hours of gay sex downloadable videos, will keep you closeted for the foreseeable future. 8 out of 10.
I want to take an informal poll — what percentage of you reading this review right this instant consider yourselves “straight?” That is — which of you live your day to day lives as if you’re straight, have a girlfriend or are married, but in reality, you dig dudes. More than half, I bet. Hey — I’m not knocking you. What a better way to satisfy your cravings and still keep your secret than surfing gay porn. Your secret is safe with us, big guy!
Gay, straight, bi or anything in between, you will enjoy this lineup of FIVE super clear, downloadable video, full-of-hot-fucking-guys websites for the price of one — Gay Sexxx Pass. The sites are: Stud Pass, Boy TV (my personal favorite), Hardcore Men, Hollywood Men and Gay Chat Club. These sites are filled with videos of wanna-be pros. In other words, these guys are hot, built, and have what it takes, they are just new to the game. Many of them you will see more and more of, as they are destined for greatness.
While the makers of the site would have you believe that these guys are “caught in the act,” they are really scripted and set up. No matter to us, but in the interest of full disclosure we thought we’d let you know that. Further, there are no “true” amateurs here — all are the aforementioned newbies to the pro world.
I mentioned that my favorite was Boy TV. This is a site that features what I call “tweeter” — not quite waifs, but not studs/buff at all either. Well built young men. Just like I like ‘em. slicked chested, hard as a rock and young, smooth skin. Seriously — I consider myself straight, but I can’t resist boys like these.
And what makes it even harder is that they are basically giving them away. $1.00 gets you 72 hours of boy toys and stud fun. If you stay on, it’s still less than $1.00 per day — so cut out that extra large fries or that extra cup of coffee and spend your nights jerking off to slick young men instead. Makes sense to me.
This is an excellent network and, with hundreds of hours of gay sex downloadable videos, will keep you closeted for the foreseeable future.
… 8 out of 10
The site: nastyboys.comThe price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: I don’t know – it’s good enough I guess. There is not really a hook to the site – it looks the same as hundreds of others I have been to – but in the end it’s the content that matters, and it’s pretty good. 6.5 out of 10.
Hey! Whos that thinkin nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!
Whos that in that nasty car? Nasty boys!
Whos that eatin that nasty fruit? Nasty boys!
Whos jammin to my nasty groove? Nasty boys!
Why don’t they list all-male gay sites under the anal section? That’s fucking discrimination if you ask me, and by clicking on this review, you asked me. I think they should be thrown right in with the straight butt sex. That way we could all coexist together.
Some of you fuckers out there are curious about gay sex. Admit it – you have never sucked a dick but it kind of makes your frenulum tingle when you see it happening, right? Well, this is the chance of a lifetime. You can get 3 full days of this site for free! That way you aren’t out anything if you check it out and discover you are not, in fact, gay. My guess is that you will actually go the other way with it, divorce your hag of a wife and spend the rest of your days jerking off to this site and doing other guys.
As far as this site itself goes-it’s pretty decent, I suppose. There is really not one central theme or type of guy. They have all body types, all levels of professionalism and all kinds of different sets and scenarios. Most importantly to me is that they have a TON of material to go through. It’s huge.
I don’t know – it’s good enough I guess. There is not really a hook to the site – it looks the same as hundreds of others I have been to- but in the end it’s the content that matters, and it’s pretty good.
