Probably the least PC site name ever.
The site: orientalhomos.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: A really good deal if you’re not into muscley boys fucking in fancy lights. 7 out of 10.
Oriental Homos? Now there’s redundancy at it’s finest! I kid, I kid!!! Not all Asians are gay. But this site has collected so many of them, it makes me wonder a bit if they aren’t all gay. They aren’t though…right?
The great thing about Asian guys is that 9 times out of 10 they are more boyish than large, muscle bound meat heads. Obviously, this is only good if you like your boys slender and tender. If you don’t – -then get your ass out of here and get to some of our other gay reviews…we have tons of them.
This site is strange in that it is a pro site, but it looks damn near amateur quality. I like that shit – no fancy lighting and fake scenery – just a bed, a few Asian fellows and lots of boners, cum and ass sex. A no-frills fuckfest, if you will.
And lots of the scenes that they have here involve multiple partners. There are some one on one scenes, but also many with three, or more, guys. Pretty stellar when you consider that they are practically giving trial memberships away at $1 for 72 hours. If you haven’t got a buck to spend on porn, well then…you need to start shifting your priorities. How about skipping one fucking burrito at Taco Shit Hut and get yourself 3 days worth of porn instead?
This site is also part of a larger network that comes free when you buy a $25 monthly membership (but if you do this – only do it after getting your 3 days for a buck – it’s a better deal that way). Most networks are all straight sites and one or two gay sites (that mirror each other), but this one actually has SIX gay sites, and all of them are different tastes and genres.
A really good deal if you’re not into muscley boys fucking in fancy lights.
Visit the site: www.orientalhomos.com
Ponch finally came out, huh?
The site: all-americanheroes.com
The price:$7.95 trial, $21.87/month (recurring)
The verdict: This is a very nice site, despite the fact that we were not just born yesterday and did not really believe that these were real straight cops, firemen and marines. Just show the hot guys doing it and we don’t care what you claim they are! 8.5 out of 10.
Talk about a brave “reality site.” All American Heroes is a compilation of videos of “straight”, REAL cops, firemen and marines doing things that straight boys don’t normally do…namely fuck other boys. And on film. And especially when they claim they are family men, military men and men i that live in a firehouse. Not that we don’t live amongst the straights in these settings…but have you ever fucked a supposedly “straight” guy with a wife and kids? Of course you have…but did he let you film it? Fuck no! And if so…get us the video…we can make a lot of money for both of us!
That is the negative of the site…the obvious non-real aspect of it. But that is the only negative that we saw. The rest seemed pretty darn ok with us. The guys were all extremely hot…some of the hottest videos that we have seen around (if you are into uniformed men and studs). They were all buff like firemen, cops and marines. They were all very good looking, like a lot of firemen, cops and marines. Hmmm…maybe the are real cops, firemen and marines?? Naw….
Another positive was the price of the site, which only costs you $7.95 for a three day trial membership. After that, the monthly fee is only $21.87, which is a good rate. That gets you access to a bunch of videos and pictures (we really do not know how many exactly…but there seemed to be a fairly good amount). This price is a lot lower than many gay sites that we have reviewed, so get it while you can if you think these guys are hot!
And we certainly think they are. We cannot stress enough that if uniformed men and studs are your thing, this is one of the best places to get them. For example, a video that was particularly sizzling was with three “police officers,” Steve, Mark and Jonathan. Officer Steve was allegedly married with a family (but was not at all concerned that the camera was catching him taking two loads to the face).Married or not, Steve was fucking hot, as were John and Mark as well. All three of them huge (buff-wise and cock-wise…well one of them could have used a little more in the pants…we will let you decide who that was for yourself). After Steve takes two jizzers to the noggin he spooges all over himself. They were definitely hot…and it was a good video…real or not real.
This is a very nice site, despite the fact that we were not just born yesterday and did not really believe that these were real straight cops, firemen and marines. Just show the hot guys doing it and we don’t care what you claim they are!!
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.all-americanheroes.com
Which one's supposed to be Eve?
The site: adamandeveandsteve.com
The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial
The verdict: Very good bi site. These type sites are few and far between, and this one is up at the top. 9 out of 10.
Have you ever accidentally sucked on another guy’s cock? You know — you get all hot and heavy in a threesome, you start rolling around like a bunch of snakes in a mating ritual, then all of a sudden — Ooops! You’re look down and you got a big old wiener right there in your gullet. Yeah…sure you haven’t…sure you haven’t…
Well, these guys aren’t in denial — they like fucking both men and women — and they get more ass on both sides of the aisle than you do, so take out your note pad and get ready for some pointers while you’re watching this site. Adam and Eve and Steve is a pretty sweet site, I must admit. As I have always said about bi-sexual peeps — they are the happiest people in the world. They can and will fuck either sex, so when they are doing a 3-some or more, they are totally engulfed in pleasure, and not worrying if their snoodler is going to get too close to another dude’s, or if you are going to get painted with a little jizz along the way.
Each scene on this site includes at least 2 guys and a gal — many of them have more than one chick too. The great thing about these scnes is that they are not the standard, tired old scenes that we have all seen about 60,000 times where the giurl sucks cock, the guy eats pussy, they fuck and he cums on her face or tits. Boring. Here you’ll see butt-fucking of both sexes, hands on dicks on feet on faces on asses and on and on and on…
And even if you are a little leery of taking the leap to bi-porn — you can test the waters if a three day trial if you join through Porny Little Devil. Just click on one of the links that we have here on this page, and you can get a membership for $2.99. Three dollars to satisfy your curiosity is pretty fantastic if you ask me. And if you find that you are more interested than you maybe wanted to be — and you almost certainly will find this to be the case — you can join for the long haul for under $25 per month. That is less than one days’ food cost. Take a day off from shoving Ho-Ho’s into your face, fatty-knuckles, and get you some quality porn.
Very good bi site. These type sites are few and far between, and this one is up at the top.
… 9 out of 10
Visit the site: www.adamandeveandsteve.com
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The site: absolutelymale.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: Serviceable. 6 out of 10.
I am not gay, but I am curious. I know that my balls often smell like the ass end of a decomposing camel, and I also know that I have thrown otherwise perfectly good pussy out of bed for registering on the stank meter. So…what do you gay guys do when you go down on a feller and his balls stink to high heaven? I hope you give him the boot, just like any good player would.
What to say, what to say…well, there are definitely a ton of gay DVDs available for download. And they have them in all formats, so you can download a bareback romp to your PSP and whack off while waiting in line for a show. And when you pay to join, you get a shitload of additional sites for free – -so there’s something (even though only a handful of them are gay sites).
The biggest “something” is that you can get the site free for 3 full days. That’s 72 hours of naughty solo fun for the cost of air. I don’t know about you, but I join and take everything that is free. Everything. You could offer me a kick to the balls, and if it was free, I’d take it.
Other than those things, though, there’s not much to talk about here. There is nothing memorable about the site. It is a huge DVD depot, and nothing more. No personality. No originality. That’s fine for some, but as a reviewer, I need to see something that catches my eye (or my crotch). This does neither.
Serviceable.
… 6 out of 10
Visit the site: www.absolutelymale.com