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All Hairy Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

yup. It's hairy.

Who am I to judge what she wears to the office? Or where she sits, for that matter?

The site: allhairygirls.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Limited hairy snatch content but plenty of other material to keep you occupied.
[rating:5/10] (5/10)

Your momma is so hairy, you almost died of a rug burn at birth! Good joke, but not at all applicable here. All Hairy Girls is a feeble attempt at compiling some videos of hirsute honeys. Unfortunately, there are not a whole lot of videos, and furthermore, the ladies are just not hairy enough.Limited hairy snatch content but plenty of other material to keep you occupied. We give it a

In our honest opinion, there just aren’t enough hairy girl videos on this site. We realize that it is a very selective genre, but we think they could have dug up some more (and more entertaining) hairy vagina videos. Hell, we even saw one girl that was shaved in one of the movies. Not what we were looking for here. Even giving the benefit of the doubt, there are only a handful of videos here that are dedicated to au naturale.

The upside is the fact that is part of a porn network and your membership fee, which is $24.95 per month, gets you access to over 50 other sites that include thousands of hardcore sex scenes, pictures, videos and more. Not hairy ones (although we are sure you will get the occasional hair pie in all of those).

This site, albeit part of a great package, is in and of itself a little disappointing. We did get some entertainment out of it, but not enough to last us for hours and hours. The saving grace is that there are dozens of other sites that come with your membership fee, so you will not walk away empty handed. We would buy it, but only because of the extras.

Visit the site: www.allhairygirls.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on?  You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake!  Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Unshaven Pubes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Aptly named.

The site: unshavenpubes.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Unshaven Pubes is a great idea, but hard to navigate. We liked the content when we were able to find it.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

Free Explicit Photos:
Photo Gallery 1
Photo Gallery 2
Photo Gallery 3

To join, click here:www.unshavenpubes.com

Ever wish you could go back to a simpler day? Back to a day when love ruled the world? Back to the sexual revolution…when everyone loved everyone? Back to — back to the 1960s and 70s…when women burned their bras and, best of all, refused to shave their pubes?!?

Well, we can’t take you back there, but there is a place in cyberspace that gives you a little taste of the past. Unshaven Pubes promises to bring you big, burly beavers on young, sexy ladies. While they have hundreds of high quality pictures that show you just that, we were unable to find any videos that featured prominent pelts. Instead, there were several bi-sexual themed videos. This did not phase us a bit, as we are “high on bi” as well. We did the work for you on this one, as we dug around the site a bit. In turns out you can find hairy girl videos, it just takes a bit of looking. There is a link to hairy-themed videos on the left hand side of the fiorst page in the members area. This will get you where you need to be.

Once you are on Unshaven Pubes, you can enjoy hairy-themed videos including Fuck My Hairy Hole, a video that pays homage to the bearded clam. While the movie seems to be dated, it is no less enjoyable.

With a paid subscription to Unshaven Pubes ($24.95 per month), you can get Unshaven Pubes and over 50 more sites, one of which happens to be allhairygirls.com. The rest of the sites range from gay to straight to everything in between. If this doesn’t satisfy your urges then nothing will.

We were obviously a bit disappointed when we had to look harder than we wanted to to find hairy girls on Unshaven Pubes, but once we found them we were a little happier. We wish there were more hairy videos. I think a little tweaking of this site is in order, and then the hairpie is the limit!

5.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.unshavenpubes.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Beijing Beaver

by The Devil (admin)

Dragon tattoos on an Asian chick is scary

Dragon tattoos on an Asian chick is scary

The site: beijingbeavers.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99

The verdict: Apparently lots of nice videos with hot ladies, but poorly organized in our opinion. The extras were good, but let’s face it…that is not the reason you would join. Also a little pricey.. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.beijingbeavers.com

In case you haven’t already figured it out by the name, Beijing Beavers features Asian pussy…and lots of it.

Beijing Beavers offers many videos for download…the only problem is that it is hard to tell how many. We thought the site could have been organized a whole lot better. When you click on the movie section, you are given a full page of thumbnails from one video. You can click on any of the thumbnails to get that portion of the movie. This, we liked. But to get to the next movie, you have to go to the next page, and so on. So there is only one movie per page, and they do not tell you how many pages you have to sift through to get to the end.

The movies that we did see were good, and as mentioned above, we liked the idea of the thumbnails of each portion of the video. There were some very hot Asian chicks found in these videos. They also offer lots of streaming videos (one in particular was literally streaming, as a girl was pissing in a guy’s mouth over a toilet). They even had some real Asian videos, meaning they were not just actresses of Asian descent, but truly Asian women. Nice.

The extras provided here offer a different encounter to porn. They have a whole shitload of erotic stories. Some people would probably as, “Why would I read an erotic story when I can watch the real thing on video?” Valid question…but for us it is more nostalgia and fantasy than anything. Remember the good old days when all we had were pictures and stories? Sure things are better today with the internet…but every now and then don’t you like to go back in time, read a nasty story about a teacher and a “bad girl” student, and simply jerk off to the images in your mind? Of course you do, you liar!

One extra that we found extremely unique and beneficial was the section of real headlines currently in the news. The articles featured all refer to sex in some manner or another. A daily joke is featured as well. They also offer an area for adult games, which we found amusing. Most are very simple games…naked versions of pong, Tetris, memory, etc, but they are good for a few laughs and even a few pics of sexy ladies.

Additional extras include E-zines with adult related materials…mainly handbooks for sex, foreplay, and other areas of interest in the bedroom. Again, this is an extras that is unique and informational…a nice addition to the normal videos and pictures.

The other beef we had with this site was the membership fee, which at $39.99 per month was a little steep for what you get. As far as we could tell, there are no additional sites that you get access to, as with many networks. The good news is that you can do a 3 day trial for $2.95, which is a good idea to see if you are going to like it or not.

Apparently lots of nice videos with hot ladies, but poorly organized in our opinion. The extras were good, but let’s face it…that is not the reason you would join. Also a little pricey.

Visit the site: www.beijingbeavers.com

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Big Bush Beavers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Big Bush Beavers Sample Photo

It's not THAT big, is it?

The site: bigbushbeavers.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: All-in-all, we were not overly impressed. While there are some positives (the pictures, the amount of videos and the extras), the main course, the videos, were lacking. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)


To join, click here:www.bigbushbeavers.com

Hair pie, beaver pelt, bush, bearded clam, Bluebeard’s closet, furburger, hirsute…no matter what you call it, we all love hairy pussy sometimes. Sure, it is nice to see a bald goat on a dame, but it is also nice to go old school from time to time and get a big ol’ muff! Big Bush Beavers (obviously) gives us just that.

Touting their product by proudly proclaiming, “These sluts never shave,” Big Bush Beavers offers many videos and recorded streaming feeds, as well as purportedly offering live videos (they were not working when we checked out the site, but that may be that we came at the wrong time). We were not necessarily impressed with the “talent” provided in many of the videos. If all you care about is a hairy pussy, by all means these videos bring it to you and bring it strong. But if you are at all concerned with he rest of the ladies (for example, the first video features a hairy chick well in excess of 200 lbs.), then you’re barking up the wrong tree here. We also did not like the cumbersome way that the videos are presented, with only one video per page. This makes it much harder to browse through.

What we DID like, however, was the image gallery. Hairy pussies are very well suited to be surfed through an image gallery. Some genres lend themselves to this format much better than others (hairy, pregnant, etc.). There were several ladies in many different poses in the picture gallery. All of them had nice, big bushes. We particularly loved Chi, a small-titted Asian gal with a TREMENDOUS bush. Be sure to yank a little on her.

There are also many, many extras, which we found to be more entertaining than some of the videos, quite frankly. In addition to the videos and the pictures, you can find games, E-zines (with lots of tips, info, how-to’s and other helpful shit), erotic stories, personals (a link to AdultFriendfinder, which in our opinion is the absolute best personal service ever invented!), and a store to buy not only videos, but dildos, vibrators, fists, fake pussies and nearly anything else of deviant desire that you can imagine.

The price is a little steep in light of other sites that we have joined. Don’t get us wrong, you get a shitload of content for the $39.99 membership fee. Our suggestion is to dip in a toe before you dive all the way in. You can do this by trying a three-day membership for $2.95.

All-in-all, we were not overly impressed. While there are some positives (the pictures, the amount of videos and the extras), the main course, the videos, were lacking.

5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigbushbeavers.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Hairy Darlings Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

hairy muff

Imagine the pelt that lurks below.

The site: hairydarlings.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Good site for throwbacks like me — bring back the pussy hair, girls!!! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.hairydarlings.com

I don’t shave my balls or cock. I used to shave my balls all the fucking time. Then one day I slit one of those fuckers and I could see ball inside the pouch. The razor went up for good. So in fairness, I don’t require my bitches to get all slick and shit. I don’t want my bitch to fuck around and slice her clit off. I’d rather have a hairy pussy with a clit than a clean shaven one that has as much feeling as a politician’s apology.
Plus — these days it is more taboo to see a fur burger than a bald goat — and I like me some taboo shit. Hairy Darlings has a plethora of pelted pussy (like that alliteration shit?). Some are nicely trimmed but hairy — others look like something bought from an old trapper. All are very, very sexy. Hey — you know another thing about a hairy pussy? It maintains its musty scent longer. There’s a reason for that scent folks — it’s a natural sexual attractant. The pheromones get caught up in the pubes and I swear to God — if you sniff that shit you’ll get hornier than a three-balled tomcat.

The site itself not only has a large collection of hairy bitches (thousands of photos, hundreds of hours of video and 24/7 live chat with hirsutes), from what I’ve seen they didn’t just grab any old hairball that staggered into the studio. They have an obvious high standard.

The only thing I did not like about the site is that it was simply a dumping site for hair pussy porn. In other words, we don’t get to meet the girls, etc. I guess that is to be expected – -most chicks pussies these days are slicker than 2 eels fucking in a bucket of snot. And it’s not like I’ve ever seen an ad in the paper calling for “bitches with hairy pussies.” So I’ll give them a little break on this point here.

The numbers don’t lie — $2.99 for a 3 day trial and $24.95 for a monthly membership. With that you get all mentioned above, plus over 100 additional websites (not all hair pie sites), and dozens of additional goodies that I don’t feel like typing because it doesn’t really matter — those prices are good enough for this site on its own, so the rest is just gravy.

Good site for throwbacks like me — bring back the pussy hair, girls!!!

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hairydarlings.com

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Hairy Pussies Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hairy Pussies Sex Sample Photo

That's some old school pussy right there.

The site: hairypussiessex.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Mega-sites can serve their purpose in some instances, and this is one of them. A narrow niche in the fetish world is brought full force all inone place. Hairs to ya! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.hairypussiessex.com

Remember when you were in high school and you got a little stink pinky for the first time? Her snapper was hairy, right? Damn right it was. It is not until they get out of high school and get to exploring the world that they start to shave that shit. It is a shame too — go to any “teen” site and they will all be as bald as an eagle, but in reality the teens are the ones that have the bush. And we love it!

Sure the hair pie has its disadvantages. Eating at the Y is a little more difficult and can leave you with some little “friends” in your teeth for days after. And we are sure that there is some hygiene thing that is a little more difficult for the ladies (not that we put a whole lot of thought into that one). But the advantages are good too! More cushion for the pushin’. The au naturale look — hey, if you like natural tits and are opposed to fakies, you would be a hypocrite not to hate bald goats and love hairy beavers.

This site is a super-sized site with hundreds of thousands of pictures and videos, all featuring pelted pussy. Well, almost all anyway. We found a glitch on one of the fucking free preview pages of all places –a girl with a bald snatch. Not good, when you consider that is the entire focus of the site, and you go and put it right out front! But the overwhelming majority of the site is hirsute. The really nice thing about this site is that these days one of the hardest types of porn to find is the old school hairy porn, so they have collected a bunch and put them all in one place for you!

The other nice thing about this site is the membership fee. It is stout at $39.95, but the kicker is that you get access to over 60 OTHER SITES with that fee! That is right — 60. They are of all different genres from amateur to hairy to feet to stockings and everything around or near or even far away from those subjects. The point is that there are hundreds of thousands of videos and pictures that you get access to for less than the cost of you internet service every month.

Mega-sites can serve their purpose in some instances, and this is one of them. A narrow niche in the fetish world is brought full force all inone place. Hairs to ya!

8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hairypussiessex.com

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