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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Cock Brutality Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cock Brutality Sample Photo

There's a dick somewhere nearby that is going to permanently fuck up her gait.

The site: cockbrutality.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: A decent extreme hardcore site on a great network. If this is too hard for you, the network is still worth joining…you are bound to find something you like there, and it is certain to be high quality!!  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cockbrutality.com

Ok, so you see the word “brutality” in the title, right? And obviously you see the word “cock.” You know damn well you are in for an extreme hardcore thrill ride that will either make you cum or puke…or both!

Cock Brutality is a super hardcore site that specializes in brutalizing women with big, fat dicks (hence the name). We have seen several of these type of site creeping up recently (see sites such as ThroatGaggers). These guys get the most desperate chicks on the planet – but somehow manage to find very hot ones — and treat them as poorly as they can…with their cocks. They choke them, gag them and hit them with these dongs.

A member of the group known as Meat Members, this site is guaranteed to get you your money’s worth. Why? Because for $29.95 you get access to this site and 40 others…all of which are very good quality and some of the hottest bitches around. While we think that the girls on this particular site are second tier at best, if you take a look at some of the other Meat Member site you will quickly see that they have got some ringers!

We always like to remind our readers that these sites are more extreme than some are used to. We always stress that these girls are models and actresses, and they are in these movies on their own volition. We have seen behind the scenes of many of these movies and in the end, they get along great with the guys and everyone is happy. They may look a bit extreme, but everyone is a consenting adult.

The chicks on this site are sexy, but not as hot as some on the other Meat Members sites. That is not to say that they are bad. Felony, for example, is a cute girl that loves to get brutalized. If her name is any indication, thee guys may want to be careful who they fuck with! But no one was harmed in this one…except Felony’s dignity. They make this bitch damn near puke from their big dongs gagging her. It is a good demeaning scene. And remember what we said about everyone playing along? Well, this is Felony’s second video with these guys, so she is just fine!

We also liked the very nice sweater meat that Hunter Scott was packing. This blonde MILF had some very nice, big and plump floppers on her. She’s not only gagged right side up, she is also cock-gagged upside down. Now how can you top that? Her tits were the star of this scene, though…there was just something about these floppers that we really liked!

A decent extreme hardcore site on a great network. If this is too hard for you, the network is still worth joining…you are bound to find something you like there, and it is certain to be high quality!!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cockbrutality.com

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Dangerous Dongs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dangerous Dongs Sample Photo

Look out -- his dong's got a switch blade.

The site: dangerousdongs.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Several dozen above-average looking girls getting their eyes rolled back in their heads by frighteningly huge kidney scrapers. We give it an 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.dangerousdongs.com

We don’t know if this site has the absolute biggest dicks on the net, but they have to be right up there! Dangerousdongs delivers massive, pussy-splitting dicks and petite little sluts trying with all their might to take them to the base without crying!

The good news…you can’t fake fourteen inches, so you won’t find any smoke and mirrors here. While the encounters may be pre-arranged, the fucking is top notch pain fucking. Surprisingly (or maybe not so surprisingly), many of these ladies have a seemingly easy time taking these hogs to the hilt. Some of them are even brave enough to take on 2 beasts at a time (Warning: Do NOT try this at home!). And the girls…definitely above-average. We loved the gorgeous Desiree, a sexy brown honey who takes in every inch of dick thrown her way.

Each girl also has a mini-bio, which states the largest dick that she ever had previous to the video being made. We have a very hard time believing them, as most of them claimed their largest was 3, 4 or 5 inches…but then didn’t bat an eye when they had 14 inches buried deeo inside of them. Obviously many of them had been on a hog before. Near as we can tell, though, you can never really *get used* to a dick that big. Each time is like another little nightmare all over again.

Dangerousdongs is your typical massive cock site where girls are split wide open by the biggest dick they can find. It is very entertaining if you into a whole lot of pleasure mixed in with a little pain. The sex is good and the girls are hot. The guys go out of their way to bring the pain, pounding as hard as they can and sometimes even smacking her upside the head with their schlongs. If this is your thing, it is worth the time and money.

Several dozen above-average looking girls getting their eyes rolled back in their heads by frighteningly huge kidney scrapers. We give it an …

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dangerousdongs.com

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Freaks of Cock Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Freaks of Cock Sample Photo

The last few minutes of her innocence.

The site: freaksofcock.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Man, I hate to see a good network do shit like this. There are plenty of good, large, REAL cocks out there — don’t try to fucking fool us. 4 out of 10.

[rating:4/10] (4/10)

To join, click here:www.freaksofcock.com

I actually broke out the reference books and did a little research here. Did you realize that, all of the porn claims aside, the largest human penis on record is 9 and 1/2 inches — erect. So apparently, all of these sites with 12 inch, 13 inch — and this one with a 14 inch cock — are total bullshit!

There are a couple of things in this world I can’t understand for the life of me. The first is why the fuck do people watch Dancing With The Stars? But that’s for another time and place. The second — why try to pass a fake cock off as real on internet porn? Aren’t we, as guys, satisfied with either having a 9 inch real cock blister a chick up, or a confessed 14 inch dildo cramming in her jammie? Do we demand to have a *real* cock that exceeds a fucking FOOT?!?! I say no — and anyone who disagrees with me is a fucking asshole.

If couldn’t already tell, Freaks of Cock is a site with a black dude sporting a 14 inch plastic boner, trying to pass it off as a real one. He even has a squirting system hooked up to it to shoot half & half or some shit all over these bitches. If any man really came that much, a) Peter North would be an unknown commodity and b) he’d have balls the size of beer kegs. And c’mon — it’s so fucking obvious dudes! There has never been a porn site with all real meat where the guy never takes his shorts off and never takes his.

In the interest of fairness, the videos are very clear and very well shot. The chicks are as hot as any in the business — really nice looking, excellent bodies — all of them could be superstars. The price is just fine as well — $4.95 for a 3 day trial, less than $30 for a month, and that includes 13 additional bonus sites featuring men with REAL cocks punishing chicks just as hot as the ones here — and all of the sites have all-original content.

Man, I hate to see a good network do shit like this. There are plenty of good, large, REAL cocks out there — don’t try to fucking fool us.

… 4 out of 10

Visit the site: www.freaksofcock.com

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Her First Big Cock Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

HerFirstBigCock

I hate to be a stickler, but wouldn't that be her first and second big cocks?

The site: herfirstbigcock.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We like all of the sites in this network — but this one is one of our favorites. Whether or not it is their FIRST big cock is debatable but there is no debating that most of these girls have never been split like this before. These guys are packing some major league heat and they know how to use it. IF you are into a little pain, you are going to really, really enjoy this one. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.herfirstbigcock.com

At some point, the steroid scandal HAS to pour over to porn. These guys are sporting cocks so big they have a fucking elbow in them. Did guys 40 years ago have dicks this big? Impossible. We’d have heard =about it somewhere. Cocks are getting bigger and the ones on this site are some of the biggest wood splitters that we’ve seen.
And, if the name of the site is true, these stupid bitches have chosen some gargantuan cocks to cut their teeth on. Maybe it’s just me, but I would’ve suggested they work their way up to their “first big cock.” The way it looks, they could’ve possibly started with a baseball bat, possibly a Thermos. Then moved up to a flagpole or a mailbox. THEN try one of these colossal boners. But hey — who am I to second guess?

This is definitely one of those sites where they get coked-out albeit cute whores to earn their keep in a most painful way. These girls-next-door are definitely attractive, but they are not super models by any means. We actually dug them quite a bit real chicks that work hard to procure money for their habit. Hey – who works harder than someone who NEEDS to work hard — am I right, or am I right?

Take Crystal for example. This little pierced slut has black hair and a pale, pasty complexion. She is a petite girl, with the absolute PERFECT sized titties — about a handful. They are soooo pert too. Perfect tits. This pie-eyed tramp got the shock of her young life when she was plunged with a gigantic, black meat stick. You could actually see her pussy spreading so wide that it looked like it was about to split open like a can of store-bought biscuits. Good cinema.

The site is also a small pert of a big network — the Top Bucks crew. They have over 30 sites that all feature a different fantasy. They are all available when you join one of them, so you are really getting thousands of videos of different styles (but all are seemingly “real” girls). On this site alone there are over 100 full length snapper-splitting videos. And all for less than a 5 spot for a three day trial ($4.95). Seven days’ll run ya $9.95 and a full monthly membership is $39.95. Great deal when you take everything into consideration.

We like all of the sites in this network — but this one is one of our favorites. Whether or not it is their FIRST big cock is debatable but there is no debating that most of these girls have never been split like this before. These guys are packing some major league heat and they know how to use it. IF you are into a little pain, you are going to really, really enjoy this one.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.herfirstbigcock.com

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Manuel Uncut Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

does uncut cause more friction?

High heels by the pool are never a good idea.

The site: manueluncut.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Besides the usual complaints that I have for professional porn (bad acting, lighting too perfect, etc.), there was nothing at all to bitch about here. Everything was top notch. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.manueluncut.com

Why the fuck do we get circumcised in the first place? I understand the whole religion aspect -but my parents weren’t Jewish, and they still had the end of my cock cut off. That may have cost me as much as an inch. It could have been the difference between being called up to the big leagues and sitting here in my fuck dungeon, squirting off to more fortunate, foreskinned fellers.

Manuel had cool parents who DIDN’T maim his cock by taking a cigar cutter to it. Of course, it probably didn’t matter one way or the other to Manuel -he’s packing more heat than a Mexican drug lord. His dick looks like a souvenir bat in a skin sock. If he had lost an inch to the knife, he would still have 4 more than you do.

Manuel has friends too – and not a single one of them had cock-mutilators for parents. Maybe they did but they ran away with their long, snoodle-tipped cocks dragging behind them. Whatever the case- they made it to adulthood with their trunks in tact, and then decided to share them with the world, and in particular with a bunch of hot ladies’ pussy holes.

As it is in the real world, the guys on this site get all the hot chicks, and sometimes more than one at a time. I can’t blame the gals really – if I was a chick I’d want a snug to extremely tight fit it my puss, rather than a little sniggler. Those little fuckers are useless. It’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

All of the videos are top quality, as is all of the talent on the site. Of course it is – the Reality Kings are the ones that made the site. They are generally flawless. $5 will get you a trial, $25 will get you a month of this and 9 additional sites. That would be a good deal for just this site – so it’s a hell of a deal for the whole collection.

Besides the usual complaints that I have for professional porn (bad acting, lighting too perfect, etc.), there was nothing at all to bitch about here. Everything was top notch.

Visit the site: www.manueluncut.com

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MegaCock Cravers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3The site: megacockcravers.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Of all the sites featuring shockingly big cocks, Mega Cock Cravers has the biggest ones of all. If you want to see girls getting stuffed with dicks the size of a can of Lysol, then Mega Cock Cravers is the only site we know of that can give you that. We give it an 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.megacockcravers.com

Wow! That is almost all we can say. These are some fat, thick, long and hard cocks! To top it all off, they are plunging into some hot, freaky bitches.

Mega Cock Cravers offers a minor twist, but one that we enjoy. Each model tells the size of cock they crave in advance, and then the powers that be try to satisfy her with her desire. Often times, they appear to succeed. Instead of looking for new girls, they look for new giant schlongs to please the pool of *constant* girls that they have. This is a great idea, as many other sites offer an “insert girl here” type of structure. This site offers several consistenyl hot chicks trying take in the largest dong that money can buy.

Dana is the apparent Queen of Cock, craving a 15 incher (that is about 7 inches around no less). We don’t know how she does it…but she does. These girls manage to snag enormous cocks–up to 16 inches–to play with. They even offer a little viewer interaction…if you have a cock big enough to satisfy them, email them and let them know. You may be able to earn a little cash, and profile your monster on a premiere site on the interent! If you are more like us (the average guy)…don’t worry. You can still enjoy the girls getting drilled by these supermen.

Of all the sites featuring shockingly big cocks, Mega Cock Cravers has the biggest ones of all. If you want to see girls getting stuffed with dicks the size of a can of Lysol, then Mega Cock Cravers is the only site we know of that can give you that. We give it an … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.MEGACOCKCRAVERS.COM

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Monsters Of Cock Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

monsters-of-cock

You won't think shit is so funny when you've got a rager tickling your tonsils by way of your ass.

The site: monstersofcock.com

The price:$4.95 trial $23.95 month

The verdict: If you’re turned on by the shock and awe on a hot girl’s face as her pussy is pried open by cocks bigger than a rolled-up newspaper, then you’ll dig Monsters of Cock. For some of these girls, they’re obviously earning a paycheck here and not necessarily enjoying the sex too much, but there’s no doubt that the grunting and squealing is real. We give it a 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.monstersofcock.com

By far the best named BangBros site, this masterpiece is a collection of some of the biggest kidney scrapers in the business…annihillating a series of terrified little tramps. Gay or not, you have to admire the collossal cranks on these guys. Better yet, they were able to find several troopers to make an attempt at fucking them. What is mroe entertaining than watching a cute girl grunt and squirm as she trying to stuff a monster cock into her…all for a few bucks? Nothing that we can think of!

There is absolutely no faking on this site, as the girls are genuinely exhausted after wrestling these huge trouser snakes into their vaginas. I would hope that these girls are the most highly paid of all of the internet porn girls, as they deserve it. For example, Jordan has the “pleasure” of getting railed by Preston, but only after he displays his ability to place four quarters (or were those silver dollars??) end to end down the length of his HALF hard dick. Ooof! Also, tiny little “Asia” lets Paul stick his enormous 12 inch black dick in her ass. Who doesn’t want a front row seat for that??

The fucking is untoppable, especially if you enjoy a little pain with your sex. The girls on this site are somewhat skankier than those on other BangBros sites, but I suppose that comes with the territory of trying to get a girl to stick a thermos-sized cock into her. Only the sluttiest of sluts are willing to give it a try. Either way, these girls are not bad at all. And I have to give them a little bonus credit for being the sports that they obviously are.

If you are tempted to shy away from this one because the name sounds gay, do not be so quick to judge. There is some very high quality fucking that takes place here and, although you may tend to feel a little inadequate, there is also some attraction in the freakshow aspect of it all too!

Visit the site: www.monstersofcock.com

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Monsterous Cocks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

monsterous-cockThe site: monsterouscocks.com
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: I have a hard spot in my pants for sites like this. Sure it sounds “gay” that I want to see a guy with a big cock – -but it’s all about watching the girl struggle with the monster…and THAT is entertainment. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.monsterouscocks.com

Being born with a gigantic cock must be like being born with a 48inch vertical leap, or the ability to throw a football 60 yards with pin-point accuracy. Some guys are just naturals, huh? Damn…what it must be like to have a 12 inch crank. Not only would you be the envy and talk of women all over your town, but you’d also strut around the gym locker room like fucking proud peacock. Fucking lucky assholes.

These guys are those lucky assholes…and as the name says, they have Monstrous Cocks. These are the guys that we all are jealous of. But the strange thing is that even though we envy them so much we hate them, they are also extremely good for us, in that we can watch them split a bitch in half like no other. And as much as you wish that was YOU, the second best thing is watching these snipes’ faces as they get painfully fucked by a telephone pole cock.

And these chicks are seriously some of the hottest around. They are PimpRoll girls, so if you are not familiar with what that means, you need to get that way. PimpRoll always gets the top of the line girls. I wish I were them…damn. This ain’t home video camera shit here –it’s the highest quality porn with the hottest chicks. Look for “amateur couple in hotel room” elsewhere — this is high quality hit.

As always, we love to tell the folks about the great deal that you get with PimpRoll. Let me first say that I have never met the guys (or gals I suppose) at PimpRoll. For all I know they could be the biggest assholes ever. I doubt it, but it could be that way. The reason I doubt it is that they have devised a plan for everyone –everyone with $3 that is — to get to see some superior quality porn. That $3 will get you three full days of some of the top quality bitches in porn, getting hurt by some of the biggest cocks in porn. Incredible.

I have a hard spot in my pants for sites like this. Sure it sounds “gay” that I want to see a guy with a big cock – -but it’s all about watching the girl struggle with the monster…and THAT is entertainment.

Visit the site: www.monsterouscocks.com

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18 Inches Of Pain Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Mike Vick?

"Okay - you bitches want to go one at a time, or you want both at the same time and take 9 inches each?"

The site: 18inchesofpain.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Good interracial/big dick site. Not the nest ever, but definitely good enough to bite your lip to. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.18inchesofpain.com

This site claims to have 18 inch cocks plunging tight white girls. Let me put this into perspective for you- the following is a list of things that are LESS than 18 inches long: a shoe, a medium-sized dog’s leg, your entire forearm, an electric can opener and an extra large can of Big John’s baked beans. Now, imagine shoving any one of these items into your lady friend’s ass. Then add a few inches to it and run it back again. See? Brutal shit, huh?

That’s what kind of penis play you can expect here — but instead of random objects that measure approximately 18 inches, you’re dealing with hard, black flesh-missiles. And, much like an arsenal of missiles, they are coming at these wretched cunts from every direction- and in bulk. Lots of chicks, lots of big dicks and lots of pain.

It’s not surprising to see hot chicks on a site like this. Lots of times I am surprised that a certain genre of porn can draw super hotties – like the super graphic or super degrading types of porn. But chicks are drawn to colossal black dick like moths to a flame. Therefore, there are a lot of big tittied, trashy-hot blondes all over this motherfucker.

It’s also part of a huge network of about 50 sites -and all can be had fro $4.95 for a trial period. It’s an excellent deal, to be sure. I haven’t rated the sites as 10s, but many are rated in the 6 to 9 range. Not too bad for a 5 dollar bill, huh?

Good interracial/big dick site. Not the nest ever, but definitely good enough to bite your lip to.

… 7 out of 10 Visit the site: www.18inchesofpain.com

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