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The site: manueluncut.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: Besides the usual complaints that I have for professional porn (bad acting, lighting too perfect, etc.), there was nothing at all to bitch about here. Everything was top notch. 8 out of 10.
Why the fuck do we get circumcised in the first place? I understand the whole religion aspect – but my parents weren’t Jewish, and they still has the end of my cock cut off. That may have cost me as much as an inch. It could have been the difference between being called up to the big leagues and sitting here in my fuck dungeon, squirting off to more fortunate, foreskinned fellers.
Manuel had cool parents who DIDN’T maim his cock by taking a cigar cutter to it. Of course, it probably didn’t matter one way or the other to Manuel – he’s packing more heat than a Mexican drug lord. His dick looks like a souvenir bat in a skin sock. If he had lost an inch to the knife, he would still have 4 more than you do.
Manuel has friends too – and not a single one of them had cock-mutilators for parents. Maybe they did but they ran away with their long, snoodle-tipped cocks dragging behind them. Whatever the case – they made it to adulthood with their trunks in tact, and then decided to share them with the world, and in particular with a bunch of hot ladies’ pussy holes.
As it is in the real world, the guys on this site get all the hot chicks, and sometimes more than one at a time. I can’t blame the gals really – if I was a chick I’d want a snug to extremely tight fit it my puss, rather than a little sniggler. Those little fuckers are useless. It’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
All of the videos are top quality, as is all of the talent on the site. Of course it is – the Reality Kings are the ones that made the site. They are generally flawless. $5 will get you a trial, $25 will get you a month of this and 9 additional sites. That would be a good deal for just this site – so it’s a hell of a deal for the whole collection.
Besides the usual complaints that I have for professional porn (bad acting, lighting too perfect, etc.), there was nothing at all to bitch about here. Everything was top notch.
Visit the site: www.manueluncut.com
The site: megacockcravers.comThe price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Of all the sites featuring shockingly big cocks, Mega Cock Cravers has the biggest ones of all. If you want to see girls getting stuffed with dicks the size of a can of Lysol, then Mega Cock Cravers is the only site we know of that can give you that. We give it an 8 out of 10.
Wow! That is almost all we can say. These are some fat, thick, long and hard cocks! To top it all off, they are plunging into some hot, freaky bitches.
Mega Cock Cravers offers a minor twist, but one that we enjoy. Each model tells the size of cock they crave in advance, and then the powers that be try to satisfy her with her desire. Often times, they appear to succeed. Instead of looking for new girls, they look for new giant schlongs to please the pool of *constant* girls that they have. This is a great idea, as many other sites offer an “insert girl here” type of structure. This site offers several consistenyl hot chicks trying take in the largest dong that money can buy.
Dana is the apparent Queen of Cock, craving a 15 incher (that is about 7 inches around no less). We don’t know how she does it…but she does. These girls manage to snag enormous cocks–up to 16 inches–to play with. They even offer a little viewer interaction…if you have a cock big enough to satisfy them, email them and let them know. You may be able to earn a little cash, and profile your monster on a premiere site on the interent! If you are more like us (the average guy)…don’t worry. You can still enjoy the girls getting drilled by these supermen.
Of all the sites featuring shockingly big cocks, Mega Cock Cravers has the biggest ones of all. If you want to see girls getting stuffed with dicks the size of a can of Lysol, then Mega Cock Cravers is the only site we know of that can give you that. We give it an …Â 8 out of 10
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The site: monstercockfarm.comThe price:$4.87 Trial, $39.87 Month
The verdict: I don’t know – there’s just not a lot for me to get excited about here. All porn sites have guys with big cocks, so what UNIQUE do these guys have to offer? Nothing that I can see. 5 out of 10.
Speaking of farms, if you were driving down the road, and saw a farmer’s field growing rows and rows of vaginas – kind of like big stalks of corn, except in place of the corn, vaginas – would you stop and fuck one? I would. I’d fuck the shit out of some field pussy. … 5 out of 10
This isn’t really a farm of boners, per se – but they do harbor a lot of big penii, so I suppose it’s a farm of sorts. They do claim that there are no cocks on the site measuring less than 14 inches. With all due respect to the Minister of Weights & Measures – get a new fucking ruler, my friends. According to my research, there’s never been a cock on record that was this long – and I counted several different guys on this site. So either you’ve got a nuclear plant somewhere by the studio there, or someone’s fudging on their cock-length.
Obviously, I normally don’t bother myself with whether a guy is lying about the size of his cock. I don’t lie about mine (slightly longer than average – fits perfectly in your sister’s ass), but if you want to – fine with me. But when you advertise a certain length to get business, you’d better be truthin’.
Whatever their lengths, they do have some kidney scrapers here. And there are some hot chicks, doing what hot chicks on porn sites do. They’re all interchangeable here, the guys and girls both. No real theme/plot to speak of.
The price is $4.97 for a 3 day trial. That’s only like 2 cents per inch, per cock. Not a bad deal, huh? If you want to join for a month, you’re gonna have to throw in your left nut, though – it’s a spendy $39.97 per month. To their credit, you do get a couple dozen additional sites for that price – most of them are pretty fine sites too.
I don’t know – there’s just not a lot for me to get excited about here. All porn sites have guys with big cocks, so what UNIQUE do these guys have to offer? Nothing that I can see.
Visit the site: www.monstercockfarm.com
The site: monstersofcock.com
The price:$4.95 trial $23.95 month
The verdict: If you’re turned on by the shock and awe on a hot girl’s face as her pussy is pried open by cocks bigger than a rolled-up newspaper, then you’ll dig Monsters of Cock. For some of these girls, they’re obviously earning a paycheck here and not necessarily enjoying the sex too much, but there’s no doubt that the grunting and squealing is real. We give it a 7.5 out of 10.
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To join, click here:www.monstersofcock.com
By far the best named BangBros site, this masterpiece is a collection of some of the biggest kidney scrapers in the business…annihillating a series of terrified little tramps. Gay or not, you have to admire the collossal cranks on these guys. Better yet, they were able to find several troopers to make an attempt at fucking them. What is mroe entertaining than watching a cute girl grunt and squirm as she trying to stuff a monster cock into her…all for a few bucks? Nothing that we can think of!
There is absolutely no faking on this site, as the girls are genuinely exhausted after wrestling these huge trouser snakes into their vaginas. I would hope that these girls are the most highly paid of all of the internet porn girls, as they deserve it. For example, Jordan has the “pleasure” of getting railed by Preston, but only after he displays his ability to place four quarters (or were those silver dollars??) end to end down the length of his HALF hard dick. Ooof! Also, tiny little “Asia” lets Paul stick his enormous 12 inch black dick in her ass. Who doesn’t want a front row seat for that??
The fucking is untoppable, especially if you enjoy a little pain with your sex. The girls on this site are somewhat skankier than those on other BangBros sites, but I suppose that comes with the territory of trying to get a girl to stick a thermos-sized cock into her. Only the sluttiest of sluts are willing to give it a try. Either way, these girls are not bad at all. And I have to give them a little bonus credit for being the sports that they obviously are.
If you are tempted to shy away from this one because the name sounds gay, do not be so quick to judge. There is some very high quality fucking that takes place here and, although you may tend to feel a little inadequate, there is also some attraction in the freakshow aspect of it all too!
The site: monsterouscocks.comThe price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: I have a hard spot in my pants for sites like this. Sure it sounds “gay” that I want to see a guy with a big cock – -but it’s all about watching the girl struggle with the monster…and THAT is entertainment. 9 out of 10.
Being born with a gigantic cock must be like being born with a 48inch vertical leap, or the ability to throw a football 60 yards with pin-point accuracy. Some guys are just naturals, huh? Damn…what it must be like to have a 12 inch crank. Not only would you be the envy and talk of women all over your town, but you’d also strut around the gym locker room like fucking proud peacock. Fucking lucky assholes.
These guys are those lucky assholes…and as the name says, they have Monstrous Cocks. These are the guys that we all are jealous of. But the strange thing is that even though we envy them so much we hate them, they are also extremely good for us, in that we can watch them split a bitch in half like no other. And as much as you wish that was YOU, the second best thing is watching these snipes’ faces as they get painfully fucked by a telephone pole cock.
And these chicks are seriously some of the hottest around. They are PimpRoll girls, so if you are not familiar with what that means, you need to get that way. PimpRoll always gets the top of the line girls. I wish I were them…damn. This ain’t home video camera shit here –it’s the highest quality porn with the hottest chicks. Look for “amateur couple in hotel room” elsewhere — this is high quality hit.
As always, we love to tell the folks about the great deal that you get with PimpRoll. Let me first say that I have never met the guys (or gals I suppose) at PimpRoll. For all I know they could be the biggest assholes ever. I doubt it, but it could be that way. The reason I doubt it is that they have devised a plan for everyone –everyone with $3 that is — to get to see some superior quality porn. That $3 will get you three full days of some of the top quality bitches in porn, getting hurt by some of the biggest cocks in porn. Incredible.
I have a hard spot in my pants for sites like this. Sure it sounds “gay” that I want to see a guy with a big cock – -but it’s all about watching the girl struggle with the monster…and THAT is entertainment.
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The site: 24inchesofpain.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)
The verdict: Damn good site. It is always fun to watch two giant cocks slay one white girl. We just hope for their sakes that these broads are getting paid by the inch! 9.5 out of 10.
Whew! When we first found the name of this website, we were terrified. Obviously, we thought that somewhere out there — apparently in captivity — was a 24 inch cock. That is TWO FEET, folks. Some dwarfs are barely two feet tall, and we were about to see a dick that big. So, yes…terrified is the right word.
But that was not the case. The problem is that what we found was only slightly less terrifying –TWO big cranks — one that is 11 inches and the other 13, equaling 24inches. Oh, and the “pain” part…well, we shouldn’t have to explain that.
24 Inches of Pain is more than just two giant cocks going at it, it is also an interracial fuckfest. Little white girls try to conquer these beasts, and it usually turns out painful for them. The premise is that these two black guys (with giant cocks) go out and try to “lure” white girls back to their place.
Unfortunately, that part is the tired old routine of the fake “street pick-up.” This is part is just as horrible as any site that does this, trying to convince us that these “innocent†little white girls, time after time, willingly go with two strange guys to their apartment to “do an interview” or to “help them shoot adocumentary” (more like a cockumentary if you ask us). So they could do without that bullshit.
But after that it gets good. They take them to their place and, of course, they all get naked and these two cocksmiths go to town on one white girl. Oh, and they were not exaggerating — they have at 24 inches combined. We are not so sure that they aren’t shorting themselves an inch or two.
They do it all — anal, oral, double penetration — and then usually end up with a double shot to the face and chest. All of it is really good fuck action in really good quality videos.
One of the cutest girls we have seen in a long time was lucky — or unlucky — enough to get in on the action. Paige was an adorable brunette girl, WAY too cute to be doing this shit, but that is another story for another time. She was definitely not as innocent as she looked, as she did not hesitate to take on the two giant trouser snakes. She took turns on them, one would be in her mouth while the other did her doggie. They both whacked it out on her face when ti came to an end.
The cost for this little treat is $4.95 for a three day trial or $29.96for a month (strange amount, we agree). Pretty good price when you consider that they have a HUGE archive of tramps that they have talked into taking the 24. Also a great price when you consider that all of their videos are all-original and all are of the highest quality possible (we are very impressed with their work). And finally, it is a SPECTACULAR price when you consider that you also get access to SEVENTY additional sites for the price of one. 70!!!
Damn good site. It is always fun to watch two giant cocks slay one white girl. We just hope for their sakes that these broads are getting paid by the inch!
… 9.5 out of 10
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The site: 18inchesofpain.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: Good interracial/big dick site. Not the nest ever, but definitely good enough to bite your lip to. 7 out of 10.
This site claims to have 18 inch cocks plunging tight white girls. Let me put this into perspective for you – the following is a list of things that are LESS than 18 inches long: a shoe, a medium-sized dog’s leg, your entire forearm, an electric can opener and an extra large can of Big John’s baked beans. Now, imagine shoving any one of these items into your lady friend’s ass. Then add a few inches to it and run it back again. See? Brutal shit, huh?
That’s what kind of penis play you can expect here — but instead of random objects that measure approximately 18 inches, you’re dealing with hard, black flesh-missiles. And, much like an arsenal of missiles, they are coming at these wretched cunts from every direction – and in bulk. Lots of chicks, lots of big dicks and lots of pain.
It’s not surprising to see hot chicks on a site like this. Lots of times I am surprised that a certain genre of porn can draw super hotties – like the super graphic or super degrading types of porn. But chicks are drawn to colossal black dick like moths to a flame. Therefore, there are a lot of big tittied, trashy-hot blondes all over this motherfucker.
It’s also part of a huge network of about 50 sites – and all can be had fro $4.95 for a trial period. It’s an excellent deal, to be sure. I haven’t rated the sites as 10s, but many are rated in the 6 to 9 range. Not too bad for a 5 dollar bill, huh?
Good interracial/big dick site. Not the nest ever, but definitely good enough to bite your lip to.
… 7 out of 10 Visit the site: www.18inchesofpain.com
