She maybe a Latina but the towel is Egyptian

The site: lorenalatinlover.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Not much more to say, really. There’s not enough of Lorena to really delve into her. 5 out of 10.

Nice lingerie for a second rate whore from a third world country

The site: torbeinargentina.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: If you can’t get to Argentina, get to Torbe In Argentina. It’s cheaper and worth your time. 8.5 out of 10.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

Careful. You can get a parasite when having anal in the Amazon.

The site: analintheamazon.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Outstanding site. Best of the best exotic chicks at the lowest rate in the world. 9.5 out of 10

And it’s not like you pay a buck and get some shitty, grainy video of something resembling a chick getting fucked — these videos are very clear, very crisp and very graphic. You get hundreds of downloadable videos on this site alone — and you also get access to dozens of ADDITIONAL SITES when you join this one site. That’s the newest trend in internet porn — buy one site get a bunch more free. Great trend, if you ask me.

I wanna Uana! That’s the name (Uana) of the hottest chick on this site, in my humble, but highly respected opinion. Uana is a dark-skinned, GORGEOUS exotic babe who likes suckey-fuckey. She has stunning eyes, a profound ass and a nice, plump, slightly hairy pussy. She’s sensual. She’s nasty. She’s loved…by me. Uana takes her time and enjoys the fuck like your mom when I give her that yearly birthday fuckin’.

Outstanding site. Best of the best exotic chicks at the lowest rate in the world.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.analintheamazon.com

You'd better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.

I once jerked off on a Mexican hookers face in a nightclub in Nogales, Mexico. For some reason, she was one of those hookers that wouldn’t let you fuck them, just Bjs and handjobs. A prude hooker, if you will. She blew me with a rubber on, then BAM- pulled it off and jerked off to completion on her face. It all happened so fast, she could barely get out any Spanish curse words before she was wiping slime off her forehead.

The chicks here at The Best Latinas are pretty hot – although there are a few stink bombs in play. They lean more towards the trashy/nasty type hot chicks rather than the gorgeous bombshells. The sex itself matches the talent – it’s dirty and graphic. Lots of choking, anal and jackhammer fucking. Good stuff if you like it rough (hey! I’m a poet and I didn’t know it!).

When you name your site  ”the best” anything, there is a 99% chance you are setting yourself up for failure in the eyes of a porn reviewer. That’s because, there can only be 1 “best” in existence. So…these fellers are claiming that that 1 best is them – that their site is the very best latina site on the internet. Ahem…no.

It’s pretty snazzy, don’t get me wrong. The girls are better than average, the site is well maintained and it is also part of a huge network of 50 sites (all included with your paid membership — $4.95 trials right now!). But that doesn’t equal the “best.” The best has to knock me on my ass the minute I see the site. The best would make me harder than a diamond hammer within seconds of typing in the URL. Good? Sure. The best? Hardly.

Visit the site: www.thebestlatinas.com

Watch it rise.

The site:tequilasunrise.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Nice latina site. Nothing particularly stands out, besides the price. Better than average, but not earth shattering. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.tequilasunrise.adultvideoplanet.com

So obviously, this site is all about fucking latina beauties. Not necessarily in the morning, though. But who gives a fuck. I love me some pink taco, and this is the epitome (look it up jackass) of that. I would prefer to fuck a Spanish/Mexican broad over just about any other ethnicity. Actually they are tied for my favorite (with White girls, Asians, Black girls, Indian sluts (dot and feather both) and midgets of all colors.

The site is nice enough. The only problem that I have with it is that there is no real “feel” to it. That is — there is nothing that makes it stand out from all of the rest of the latina sites out there. There is fantastic porn, so that is not a problem. The PimpRoll guys always bring you high quality and high quantity — and the chick are almost always fantastic. But it is just a bunch of DVD videos in one place. That is fine, but I generally like to have some personality to a site to really, really call it fantastic.

That being said, there are plenty of fantastic scenes to be found here. You can really never go wrong when you buy latins porn. You are always guaranteed beautiful, bronzed skin, generally a gorgeous face and the best part — a fantastic attitude toward fucking. A hot tamale in the sack, if you will (and as cheesy as that is, I don’t really blame you if you won’t). So you have that constant with the latina chicks that is guaranteed here.

And the price to join is cheaper than a pair of tacos from a Cancun street vendor — $2.99 for a three day trial. And even better than the tacos — you know exactly what’s in this and you won’t shit your pants 30 minutes after consuming it — most likely anyway. As we always say, the best way to get porn these days is to barrel in with a 3 day trial period and see what they have to offer you.

Nice latina site. Nothing particularly stands out, besides the price. Better than average, but not earth shattering.