hopefully that doesnt attrack flies
The site: spanishflypussy.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: Good enough, but not stellar. I could take it or leave it. 6 out of 10.
As I write this review, I am watching a professional golf tournament. I am betting that 90% of professional golfer’s get their pick of vagina. Those tournaments have groupies galore. If you look closely at the background crowd of a golf tourney on TV, you can see chicks in short shorts fingering themselves. Not shit. Right now I am watching a brunette play with her clit right behind the 17th green.
It’s no secret – -I love me some Latina pussy. Strange, too, since I have never lived anywhere near Latina hotbeds like Cali and the Southwest. Maybe it’s just a “pussy’s browner on the other side of the hill†fantasy. Or maybe I am on to something and Latina chicks really are fucking stunners. Yeah…I think that’s the case…
This site has no telling how much content – but a lot. The downside is that there is nothing all that original about the site. It’s got good scenes, but nothing makes it stand out from the thousands of other Latina sits with good scenes. It’s worth joining (especially the $1 trial), but you won’t be blown away.
My favorite fantasy fuck friend on this site turned out to be a petite little thing called JJ Cruz. JJ may be small, but you wouldn’t know it to see her fuck a black dick the size of a tackling dummy. She seems like a shy little thing at first blush, but stick a dong in the vicinity of her mouth and you’d better start the camera rolling pretty damn quick, ’cause she’s going to suck it in like a catfish to a worm.
Good enough, but not stellar. I could take it or leave it.
Visit the site: www.spanishflypussy.com
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.
One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).
For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!
Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!
In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.
Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.brainpass.com
Caliente!
The site: spicylatinawhores.com
The price:$1.00 trial – $29.95 mo
The verdict: If you like south of the border vagina, then this site will interest you. Especially if you have a lot of other interests as well, considering the enormous variety of sites you get with your membership. 8.5 out of 10.
Regrettably, I have only eaten the pussy of one Latina woman. But that one was enough to realize that this whole “spicy” phenomenon is bullshit. Her pussy was certainly delicious, but not at all spicy. I had a gigantic glass of milk next to the bed, expecting to come up for air with a scalded palate. Nothing but clear, tasty pussy juice. I ate some Prilosec OTC in advance, anticipating horrendous heartburn. Nothing. All I’m saying here is that they’re hot, sexy — even surly — but not spicy. There…I have said my piece.
Spicy Latina Whores is a site by the Traffic Gigolos folks — true geniuses (genuii? what the fuck ever the correct term is) of fetish porn. They do not do the extreme fetishes, but the ones they do (feet, panties, squirting, etc.) they do very well. They also have a few non-fetish sites — and this is one of them. Don’t worry — they take just as much care with this site as all of their other sites.
The one staple of all of their sites is that they feature girls that are not professional sluts. Well, they are — but they are new and not barbie dolls — let’s just say that they don’t LOOK like pros. They look like the chick you saw in the grocery store today that you followed through the aisles, raging hard-on and all, peek in at her with every chance you got. Oh, wait — that was me. Anyway, you know what I mean. They look like just another hot girl off of the street — the kind that YOU might actually have a chance with.
Take Maria for example. Maria was a sexy Latina slut with huge brown eyes, golden skin and and ass that you could bounce a quarter pounder off of. The thing that made her great was the she had braces (on her teeth, not her legs). I don’t know about you, but I think that shit can be incredibly sexy. She was hot as shit to boot, and that didn’t hurt. It also didn’t hurt that she fucked 2 swinging cranks at the same time.
The very best part of the site is the price and what you get for that price. For $29.95 per month, you get unlimited access to this site and you also get an additional TWENTY plus sites. All of that shit is included, and you never pay more than $29.95 (I sound like a fucking infomercial now!).
If you like south of the border vagina, then this site will interest you. Especially if you have a lot of other interests as well, considering the enormous variety of sites you get with your membership.
Visit the site: www.spicylatinawhores.com
Yup, she needs a sexing
The site: sexamexican.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: What I am trying to say is, go get a $1 trial. There are a lot of sexy Latina chicks on the site, the videos are great, the updates are frequent and the network is very good. 7.5 out of 10.
Oh, I get it – because of the little soundy, rhymey thing, huh? Like, if they were Canadian chicks instead of Latina chicks, it’d be Fuck a Canuck. Or if it were black chicks, it could be Blista a Sista. Cute. Real cute.
Here we go again with another over-the-top ethnic site. I’m all for fucking Hispanic chicks – in fact, I prefer it. But do we need to adorn them with sombreros and ponchos like they do on this site? I think not. I prefer mine with nothing on at all – except the occasional kangaroo suit and/or welder’s mask (but that has nothing to do with them being Hispanic – it’s just a thing for me).
When they are getting fucked they are actually bare, so the stupid ethnic shit is just for show. How are these ladies? Well, in a word, HOT! I admit that I am partial to latina ladies –their golden skin, luscious lips, –oh sorry, got carried away there. They have a fine crop of peppers coming in here, I can promise you that.
Take Angelina Bonet, for example. She’s very fresh (early 20s I’d guess – possibly 18 or 19). She has long, gorgeous hair, which for me is a huge plus when it comes to latina chicks. She gets plundered by a big dude with a big dick – a scene that makes me wet. Umm… I mean hard. Yeah…it makes me hard.
There are some chicks on here that look a little more “amateur†than most of the pro sites like this – -a little more “every day.†I like that a lot – to me it’s a lot better than a bunch of chicks that look so out of this world hot that you can’t even get your mind around fucking them (and if you can, you are probably studly enough to actually fuck them and not just beat off to them).
All of this is shit, actually, when you consider that you can get a 3 day trial for ONE FUCKING MEASLEY DOLLAR! I will join any fuck site on this planet for $1. The site could feature a series of hobos getting fucked by my grandfather, and I would join for a dollar. Who knows? Maybe Gramps can bring the thunder?
What I am trying to say is, go get a $1 trial. There are a lot of sexy Latina chicks on the site, the videos are great, the updates are frequent and the network is very good.
Nice ass
The site: brazilbang.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo
The verdict: Stellar talent, stellar deal. 9 out of 10.
You may disagree, but for our money, there is NO better ass on this Earth than a Brazilian ass. NONE! There’s not even any competition. We love Brazilian chicks. Why don’t we just fucking move to Brazil then, you might ask? Ummm…good question. Why the hell don’t we live in Brazil? Holy shit! Never thought of it that way before. Surely you can run a porn site from Brazil, right? Fuck it — we’re there!What’s the only thing better than a dark, tanned Brazilian girl with a juicy, bubble ass? Lots of them — getting fucked at the same time, by many guys on the same floor and in the same video, that’s what! Yep — it’s a fucking orgy, boys! A Brazilian orgy! Holy shit — this is what the after-life must be back for well-behaved porn producers! I’m gonna be sure to hit my knees tonight before turning in!
Not sure why I have to continue to talk here — you should have been signing up when you heard the words “Brazilian,” “ass,” and “orgy” all in the same paragraph. But for the few remaining skeptics, I’ll tell you this — these aren’t just any Brazilian-looking skanks dragged off the street. These are GORGEOUS Brazilian skanks dragged off of the street. Really nice talent. Oh — and the makers of the site have dozens of other successful sites too — so they know what the fuck they’re doing. They have a great network (of which you’ll get full use — see below) and always strive to get the best chicks they can.
Of course, this being an orgy site, it’s damn near impossible to pick one of them out as being the best. Hell, they get so intertwined in these motherfuckers that we have a hard time telling you whose ass is connected to what body! But we don’t even care anymore because there is not a bad face, ass, tit or snatch in the whole bunch. Suffice it to say that if you aren’t happy with the talent here on this site, you may want to head on over to our gay section of review — not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Now for the goods — the cost. As I said before, this network is large and in charge. You’ll get 34 total sites with your paid subscription of $29.95 per month! That’s an incredible deal. Look at it this way — you pay less than $1 per month per site. Incredible. If you want to give this site a three day gander, you can do so for $4.97. You have nothing to lose. Hell, even if you hate it and have to go join a gay site, you still are only out a few bucks!
Stellar talent, stellar deal.
… 9 out of 10
Visit the site: www.brazilbang.com
blonde brazillians are weird
The site: brazilbootybangers.com
The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month
The verdict: Very, very nice stuff. The talent level is some of the best in the world. Viva Brazil! 9.5 out of 10.
If you are anything lie we are, the name of this site alone sent you into a frenzy equaled by no other. Brazilian chicks are the finest in the world, we think that much is agreed upon! Or at least it had better be…because they are. It is a fact. Ass ex is also pretty highly regarded — at least amongst men. So hot, Brazilian chicks getting boned in the ass is a nirvana of sorts! This is a really, really nice site. First of all, Brazilian girls are known for not only being gorgeous, but more than that they are known for their spectacular asses. What could be better, then, than seeing those world famous asses plugged with a big old cock? Nothing, that is what! The other great thing about this site is the original videos that it boasts. This is not a huge dumpsite for videos of vaguely Brazilian looking girls. This is a very personable site, with the names of each girl featured prominently. Each girl also has her own little thumb nailed area. Very nice when you are like us and like to try to get a more personal feel to a site.
Amateurs? Well, not in truest sense of the word. These girls have been on film before we are sure. But they are not superstars, and the videos, while professionally done, are not too bad. In other words, they are not too cheesy and staged. The girls themselves, while hot as hell, usually do not look like the porn star type, which in our book is a big bonus. They look like your average girl-next-door — if you live amongst super hot bitches in Brazil!
Our favorite girl, without a doubt, was Ana Julia. Not only was she our favorite on this site, but we will go so far as to say that she may be the most naturally beautiful girl that we have ever seen on any site –ever. No shit. She is very gorgeous, but also very natural looking. Not surprisingly, she takes a dong to the face, pussy and finally the ass. A nice outdoor scene to say the least — we hope to see more of Ana Julia in the future!
The fee to join Brazil Booty Bangers is only $3.95 for a three day trial and then only $34.95 for a monthly period. Our theory on this is that we usually suggest that someone try the three day trial first. That will only set you back a few frogs, and if you for some fucked up reason hate Brazilian ass fucking, you are only out that little amount. If you like it, then you can go for the full month. The other spectacular thing that you get when you join this one is access to over THRITY other sites as well! Not bad, huh? We would probably say that this site is worth the fee even if it were alone, but with 30 plus other sites from the same makers, it is a steal.
Very, very nice stuff. The talent level is some of the best in the world. Viva Brazil!
… 9.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.brazilbootybangers.com
San Diego Latinas are okay. You need to watch out for those Tijuana Latinas though
The site: sandiegolatinas.com
The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.73/month
The verdict: Meh – I’ll say it’s a slightly above average site. The network is decent, so it’s at least worth the $5 for a 3 day trial. 5.5 out of 10.
Can you believe that I have never been to San Diego? Not once. I hear the weather is perfect all the time and the chicks are totally hot. And they are sluts too. I heard that they actually wear shorts with the crotches cut completely out of them, so you can just walk up to any one of them on the street and slide your cock right up in ‘em. Yep – that’s what I heard.
They apparently have a large Latina population too, because there is a Mexican Ton of them on this site. Latinas with dark brown nipples. Yessir – that’s what I love the most about Latina chicks – there nipple hue. It’s delightful.
And talk about your girls next door – there will be no mistaking 90% of these chicks for porn stars, actresses or any career that demands hotness. Not to say they are ugly – but many of them are plain. Cute? Sure – but it’s not a huge stable of knockouts. If you need your chicks to be the hottest on the block – move it along to another review…nothing to see here folks.
I tend to like my sluts a little more on the common side, so I wasn’t totally turned off. Plus, a membership to this site gets you all of the sites in this network (about 8 of them) and there are PLENTY of hot chicks to be had amongst all of the sites. But this is the only Latina site of the bunch so, again, if you are looking for all Latina sites – we have reviews of those too.
Even thought the girls are average at best, the porn itself is professional, in that it’s a studio shoot and not amateur videos. I think it’d be better, particularly with this collection of mundane chicks, if it was more amateurish. But beggars can’t be choosers, I suppose.
Meh – I’ll say it’s a slightly above average site. The network is decent, so it’s at least worth the $5 for a 3 day trial.
its a bit too brown down there for my tastes
The site: chica-boom.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: Bleh. I will use it as a go to when my dick gets cocky. It’ll be good to use to knock him down a peg or two. 5.5 out of 10.
You know – mainstream Latin television is damn near like porn as it is. They always have some big, fat dude as the host of a variety show, and he’s always flanked by some huge-chested Charro who repeatedly, “accidentally†loses her top and as her flumpers bounce about on stage, she coyly covers her mouth and says, “Ay, dios mio!†This site is like that – except with a dick in the ass.This site is in a really nifty network, but the site itself is not all that outstanding. It’s just a Latina site, one of hundreds of forgettable Latina sites on the internet. No gimmicks, no special sauce and no outrageousness. Damn near a mainstream Latin TV show, actually.
The chicks on this site didn’t really stand out for me. They weren’t hideous, but they weren’t all that great either. Sometimes that’s not bad – -I like to go slumming from time to time to keep myself humble. They were not fat – so that’s something, right? Sure, there were a few ringers, but the overall tone of the chicks was average…at best.
If it were me that had to pay, as opposed to getting all of the freebies that I do, I would say don’t join for this site alone – but the fact that it is part of a large and exciting network make sit worth the $30 per month. There are tons of free sites that come with it, some of which are really, really nice sites.
Bleh. I will use it as a go to when my dick gets cocky. It’ll be good to use to knock him down a peg or two.
Visit the site: www.chica-boom.com
Pussy Pinata Sample Photo
The site: pussypinata.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo
The verdict: We like Latinas. So do you. They’re here. Get them. 8 out of 10.
What are those fucking politicians thinking, trying to keep immigrants out of the U.S.A? Those stiffs obviously have not yet seen Pussy Pinata, a fabulous Latina fuck site. I suppose they’re too busy butt- fucking their pages and interns and such.
If they HAD ventured over to Pussy Pinata, they’d have seen what I saw — a lot of high quality poontang of the Hispanic persuasion. I don’t know if I’ve ever let you all in on this before, but I really, really dig Latina chicks — but I have never fucked one. Bad luck I guess — but now I visit this site a LOT and get to “fuck” them all the time! And as a bonus, I don’t have to deal with the hassle of hearing them bitch and moan about how lazy I am, etc…I just have minimal clean up with a Kleenex.
You gotta have Faithe. No, I did not spell that wrong, she did. Who? The hot little chili pepper that we fell in love with on this site. They claim they found her in an alley behind their office. Okay. I buy that. Lots of times I question the “scenarios” — but for once they give us one completely believable. She was also very young — not too young, mind you, but in her teens. Nice, hand sized tits. Pretty face and a clean shaven baby-maker.
The price is a dandy as well — almost as hard-on inducing as the chicas themselves. $4.97 for a three day trail and $29.97 for a 30 day run. That is less than a dollar a day. That’s a good rate. But it gets better — you also get an additional 33 sites WITH this one. These are not throw away sites, either…they are fucking good shit. Really hot chicks and REAL chicks. It’s the O.C. Cash gang — and they know what the fuck they’re doing. Do the math — it’s less than $1 per day PER SITE. Great, great stuff.
We like Latinas. So do you. They’re here. Get them.
Visit the site: www.pussypinata.com