Latinas

The mailman is in for quite a surprise.

The site: spanishflypussy.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Good enough, but not stellar. I could take it or leave it. 6 out of 10.

As I write this review, I am watching a professional golf tournament. I am betting that 90% of professional golfer’s get their pick of vagina. Those tournaments have groupies galore. If you look closely at the background crowd of a golf tourney on TV, you can see chicks in short shorts fingering themselves. Not shit. Right now I am watching a brunette play with her clit right behind the 17th green.

It’s no secret – -I love me some Latina pussy. Strange, too, since I have never lived anywhere near Latina hotbeds like Cali and the Southwest. Maybe it’s just a “pussy’s browner on the other side of the hill” fantasy. Or maybe I am on to something and Latina chicks really are fucking stunners. Yeah…I think that’s the case…

This site has no telling how much content – but a lot. The downside is that there is nothing all that original about the site. It’s got good scenes, but nothing makes it stand out from the thousands of other Latina sits with good scenes. It’s worth joining (especially the $1 trial), but you won’t be blown away.

My favorite fantasy fuck friend on this site turned out to be a petite little thing called JJ Cruz. JJ may be small, but you wouldn’t know it to see her fuck a black dick the size of a tackling dummy. She seems like a shy little thing at first blush, but stick a dong in the vicinity of her mouth and you’d better start the camera rolling pretty damn quick, ’cause she’s going to suck it in like a catfish to a worm.

Good enough, but not stellar. I could take it or leave it.

Visit the site: www.spanishflypussy.com

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Caliente!

The site: spicylatinawhores.com

The price:$1.00 trial – $29.95 mo

The verdict: If you like south of the border vagina, then this site will interest you. Especially if you have a lot of other interests as well, considering the enormous variety of sites you get with your membership. 8.5 out of 10.

Regrettably, I have only eaten the pussy of one Latina woman. But that one was enough to realize that this whole “spicy” phenomenon is bullshit. Her pussy was certainly delicious, but not at all spicy. I had a gigantic glass of milk next to the bed, expecting to come up for air with a scalded palate. Nothing but clear, tasty pussy juice. I ate some Prilosec OTC in advance, anticipating horrendous heartburn. Nothing. All I’m saying here is that they’re hot, sexy — even surly — but not spicy. There…I have said my piece.

Spicy Latina Whores is a site by the Traffic Gigolos folks — true geniuses (genuii? what the fuck ever the correct term is) of fetish porn. They do not do the extreme fetishes, but the ones they do (feet, panties, squirting, etc.) they do very well. They also have a few non-fetish sites — and this is one of them. Don’t worry — they take just as much care with this site as all of their other sites.

The one staple of all of their sites is that they feature girls that are not professional sluts. Well, they are — but they are new and not barbie dolls — let’s just say that they don’t LOOK like pros. They look like the chick you saw in the grocery store today that you followed through the aisles, raging hard-on and all, peek in at her with every chance you got. Oh, wait — that was me. Anyway, you know what I mean. They look like just another hot girl off of the street — the kind that YOU might actually have a chance with.

Take Maria for example. Maria was a sexy Latina slut with huge brown eyes, golden skin and and ass that you could bounce a quarter pounder off of. The thing that made her great was the she had braces (on her teeth, not her legs). I don’t know about you, but I think that shit can be incredibly sexy. She was hot as shit to boot, and that didn’t hurt. It also didn’t hurt that she fucked 2 swinging cranks at the same time.

The very best part of the site is the price and what you get for that price. For $29.95 per month, you get unlimited access to this site and you also get an additional TWENTY plus sites. All of that shit is included, and you never pay more than $29.95 (I sound like a fucking infomercial now!).

If you like south of the border vagina, then this site will interest you. Especially if you have a lot of other interests as well, considering the enormous variety of sites you get with your membership.

Visit the site: www.spicylatinawhores.com

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"Dear God, PLEASE don't let INS bust in right now..."

The site: sexamexican.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: What I am trying to say is, go get a $1 trial. There are a lot of sexy Latina chicks on the site, the videos are great, the updates are frequent and the network is very good. 7.5 out of 10.

Oh, I get it – because of the little soundy, rhymey thing, huh? Like, if they were Canadian chicks instead of Latina chicks, it’d be Fuck a Canuck. Or if it were black chicks, it could be Blista a Sista. Cute. Real cute.

Here we go again with another over-the-top ethnic site. I’m all for fucking Hispanic chicks – in fact, I prefer it. But do we need to adorn them with sombreros and ponchos like they do on this site? I think not. I prefer mine with nothing on at all -except the occasional kangaroo suit and/or welder’s mask (but that has nothing to do with them being Hispanic – it’s just a thing for me).

When they are getting fucked they are actually bare, so the stupid ethnic shit is just for show. How are these ladies? Well, in a word, HOT! I admit that I am partial to latina ladies –their golden skin, luscious lips, –oh sorry, got carried away there. They have a fine crop of peppers coming in here, I can promise you that.

Take Angelina Bonet, for example. She’s very fresh (early 20s I’d guess – possibly 18 or 19). She has long, gorgeous hair, which for me is a huge plus when it comes to latina chicks. She gets plundered by a big dude with a big dick – a scene that makes me wet. Umm… I mean hard. Yeah…it makes me hard.

There are some chicks on here that look a little more “amateur” than most of the pro sites like this – -a little more “every day.” I like that a lot- to me it’s a lot better than a bunch of chicks that look so out of this world hot that you can’t even get your mind around fucking them (and if you can, you are probably studly enough to actually fuck them and not just beat off to them).

All of this is shit, actually, when you consider that you can get a 3 day trial for ONE FUCKING MEASLEY DOLLAR! I will join any fuck site on this planet for $1. The site could feature a series of hobos getting fucked by my grandfather, and I would join for a dollar. Who knows? Maybe Gramps can bring the thunder?

What I am trying to say is, go get a $1 trial. There are a lot of sexy Latina chicks on the site, the videos are great, the updates are frequent and the network is very good.

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Hit that bitch with a stick - I want some candy!

The site: pussypinata.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: We like Latinas. So do you. They’re here. Get them. 8 out of 10.

What are those fucking politicians thinking, trying to keep immigrants out of the U.S.A? Those stiffs obviously have not yet seen Pussy Pinata, a fabulous Latina fuck site. I suppose they’re too busy butt- fucking their pages and interns and such.

If they HAD ventured over to Pussy Pinata, they’d have seen what I saw — a lot of high quality poontang of the Hispanic persuasion. I don’t know if I’ve ever let you all in on this before, but I really, really dig Latina chicks — but I have never fucked one. Bad luck I guess — but now I visit this site a LOT and get to “fuck” them all the time! And as a bonus, I don’t have to deal with the hassle of hearing them bitch and moan about how lazy I am, etc…I just have minimal clean up with a Kleenex.

You gotta have Faithe. No, I did not spell that wrong, she did. Who? The hot little chili pepper that we fell in love with on this site. They claim they found her in an alley behind their office. Okay. I buy that. Lots of times I question the “scenarios” — but for once they give us one completely believable. She was also very young — not too young, mind you, but in her teens. Nice, hand sized tits. Pretty face and a clean shaven baby-maker.

The price is a dandy as well — almost as hard-on inducing as the chicas themselves. $4.97 for a three day trail and $29.97 for a 30 day run. That is less than a dollar a day. That’s a good rate. But it gets better — you also get an additional 33 sites WITH this one. These are not throw away sites, either…they are fucking good shit. Really hot chicks and REAL chicks. It’s the O.C. Cash gang — and they know what the fuck they’re doing. Do the math — it’s less than $1 per day PER SITE. Great, great stuff.

We like Latinas. So do you. They’re here. Get them.

Visit the site: www.pussypinata.com

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