Latinas

"You're gonna have the cleanest dick in all the land."

The site: dirtylatinamaids.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Dirty Latina Maids is a collection of latina women the likes of which we rarely see. Great fucking and better-than-great talent. All of that and original content puts them in a very elite category. 9 out of 10.

(also known as www.mynaughtylatinmaid.com)

Just like everyone has a fantasy that they would like to fuck the babysitter or the nanny, we believe that everyone would also like to fuck the maid. That is, if they are as hot as some of the “maids” that appear on Dirty Latina Maids. For time’s sake, we will skip over the obvious (and possibly offensive) stereotype of the latina maid. Instead we will focus on the positive, and that is that the folks at Naughty America, the network that Dirty Latina Maids is a part of, have compiled an incredible collection of latina women.

Dirty Latina Maids is made by Naughty America, which  is a network with about ten different sites.  It normally would not necessarily get us all worked up.   Dirty Latina Maids, however, is a notch above most of the rest of the networks that we have done. The membership fee is only $24.95 per month, which includes all of the sites. These are packed full of original content. ORIGINAL CONTENT, FOLKS!!! We did that just in case anyone wasn’t paying close attention! On this site alone, they offer nearly 50 different scenes, many of them with different women as well. We have always loved latina women, but in our opinion this is one of the greatest collections of latina women that we have seen. Overall, with the attractiveness of the ladies and the performances they give, we would have to say that Dirty Latina Maids is one of our favorite latina sites.

Shy Love (her real name we are sure) is as sexy as they come, with the traditional “porn star body,” lean with long legs, long hair and nice, round fake tits. Perfect fakes, we like to call them. Her face is not the greatest, but not bad either. Her body makes up for all of it. That…and her fucking. She does a very nice job on top…bouncing up and down for a spell, and then rigorously grinding her pussy down onto this guy’s cock. Very sexy. She also takes it in the pooper, doggy style. She then swallows a load. We wish real maids were this accommodating!

Maria Ray was another spicy one that we took a liking to here at Dirty Latina Maids. Maria Ray is quite the opposite of Shy Love. She has small boobs and is much more petite, but every bit as sexy and Shy Love (and some would say more…we love her little tits!!). She is one hell of a package. And we have yet to mention her ass, which to us is as perfect as an ass gets. The guys are particularly playful with her, offering her money to do different things, all leading up to fucking. They give her $20 to take off her shirt, another $20 or so to take off her pants and jump up and down on the bed, etc. Eventually they get lucky and hammer her. We liked the less often used cum shot featured here, the laying down, from behind, pull-out cum on the pussy front cum shot!

The story lines are completely ridiculous at Dirty Latina Maids, but hey…it is still porn, right? They made an effort at the maid fantasy, but as far as the story line goes they failed. Luckily, that is only an extremely minor part of the fantasy. The major part — the hot latina chicks that get fucked — are well intact!

Dirty Latina Maids is a collection of latina women the likes of which we rarely see. Great fucking and better-than-great talent. All of that and original content puts them in a very elite category.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtylatinamaids.com

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Her ass crack doubles as a guacamole trough at parties.

The site: mexxxicunts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: I didn’t realize that Mexican chicks liked to eat cum so much. Interesting... 9 out of 10.

First thing first — top 5 site name award to this one right here. Clever — they even worked the triple X in there. I’ve always said, one of the keys to having a good porn site is a funny name. Actually, I’ve never said that in my life until now, and it’s not even true. But I was unsure how to start this review, so it did take up an entire paragraph! Huzzah to me!

The is obviously a Latina site, and a damn good one at that. It features one of the hottest Latina chicks I’ve seen in a poon’s age — Carmen. Long black hair (imagine that), and a stunningly gorgeous face. Her tits are on the small size, but I, personally, like that. I promise you this — you will think she’s beautiful. And then you’ll think she’s a sexy, dirty cunt when she gets burritoed by TWO guys at once. I want to marry her.

She’s got a lot of company at the top too — there are MANY outstanding senoritas on this particular area of the world wide web. Is it the best latina site ever? Hmmmm…maybe. Can’t say for sure. But the fact that I’m even considering that it is should tell you it’s a damn good site and certainly good enough to join — if you can spare $1.00 that is.

You heard me, bitches — one dollar porn. That’s what the trial membership costs. And when you decide to join the full membership eventually, and you will, it’ll only set you back $24.95 per month. And that not only includes this one site, but dozens of additional sites in their network as well. Trust me on this — I’ve been blowing their horn for a while (figuratively) and they are a damn good collection of sites.

I didn’t realize that Mexican chicks liked to eat cum so much. Interesting…

Visit the site: www.mexxxicunts.com

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That bitch is hot.

The site: 8thstreetlatinas.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: A great site with plenty of fresh Latina ass and new movies posted all the time. We give it an 8.5 out of 10.

You cannot go wrong with a tag line like, “See hot, young and brown latinas that will do absolutely anything to get their citizenship!”

Another “amatuer” site from the NastyDollar boys, this one obviously centers on latinas. These guys (one of them being The Hunter of MILF Hunter fame) track down sexy latinas in Miami (where they are not hard to find) who need cash to get their Visas and make them earn it the easy way…by fuckin’ and suckin’! Upping the degradation stakes, they claim to prey on latinas desperate to make money to stay in the U.S. In reality, it appears these chicks do not hesitate to get nasty at the drop of a cock. Not really as reluctant as your average girl would be to fuck on camera.

Apparently the boys have been out fucking so much that they do not have time to write summaries because several of the “recaps” of their adventures are used on more than one girl. Obviously, this pierces the veil of the amateur, chance encounter fantasy. This does not matter, however as we have discovered that latina girls are fucking wild in bed and may in fact be the most entertaining fucks of all! Selena, one of the featured girls, tackles a huge dong without missing a beat. She gives a great performance as she wildly bounces on it as if she were riding a stampeding elephant.

And, if you REALLY picky about the exact country your latin hottie comes from, these guys have videos of them fucking chicks from Mexico, Cuba, Argentina, Panama and the Dominican. No Brazil? No worries! They have that covered on their sister site, MikeInBrazil.com (see review of www.mikeinbrazil.com).

While we were a bit disppointed (although not surprised) to see the repeat in “stories” of how they bagged these chicks, the spectacular sex outweighed any disappointment that we had. We reccommend that every try a latina at least once, IF you can stop at just one!

A great site with plenty of fresh Latina ass and new movies posted all the time. We give it an … 8.5 out of 10

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Dont chu know I'm loco?

The site: youngtightlatinas.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Very nice site that is part of a top-notch network. When in doubt, go with a top level professional, and Red Light District is definitely one of those. 8.5 out of 10.

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