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Ariel X Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Nice rump you have there, Ariel.

Nice rump you have there, Ariel.

The site: arielx.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: Excellent on all fronts. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.arielx.com

“My favorite form of birth control is butt sex.”

– Ariel X

How’s that for a fucking ice breaker? Seems like we’re off on the right foot here at ArielX.com. A chick who loves to let me unload the chowder into her shitter already has 90% of the qualities I am looking for in a chick. If she can cook and is unable to speak, I will propose right now.

Another personal bonus is that she’s brunette, tattooed and a heavy drinker. These are a few of my favorite things. In addition she’s incredibly gorgeous, has smaller tits, she’s into other chicks, and for fuck’s sake — she’s a fucking porn star! God, I love her.

I’ve never really been deep into fetish stuff, but if anyone could take me there, I think it could be Ariel X. There’s just something about her look that really makes my balls start to get hotter than usual and my weiner to begin to enlarge beneath my trouser zipper.

$19.95 is the fee for a monthly membership. This, as you probably know, is about $10 cheaper than a lot of porn sites. It’s true that many of those offer other free sites, but in all honesty a lot of them just throw a bunch of shit onto these sites. Ariel X is more well thought out, more well done. She seems to really give a shit how she comes off to the public, and it shows on her site.

Excellent on all fronts.

10 out of 10

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Lesby Friends Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

We all need friends that will suck on your tit.

We all need friends that will suck on your tit.

The site: lesbyfriends.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I join anything with Zophya in it. She’s that good. And even if she wasn’t in it, it’s still well worth the cash. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.lesbyfriends.com

I have had lesbian friends, but I have to admit, they looked more like John Goodman with a flat top than the hot bitches I see on these porn sites. That’s probably a good thing, as I would have certainly forced myself on any chick that I hung around that looked like any of the gals on this site.

The super hot chicks at LesbyFriends.com are way hotter than your average gal, but the videos are shot in regular hotel rooms and with only normal lighting — so they still seem “real” and it doesn’t feel like a pro porn shoot. That’s a great thing to me. You get really, really hot chicks without the “too perfect” feel of watching a movie set on an actual, professionally lit porno set. Those are too sterile for me.

Lesby Friends has one of my favorite all-time porner chicks. Her name on this site is Zophya. I met her last year and she now goes by Vandal Vyxen, and has multiple tattoos. She’s even hotter now. She was extremely nice and lovely, as well as one of the sexiest chicks I have ever met — just like you are going to imagine her being when you jerk off to her. Too bad you can’t see her dancing here, as she was when I met her. Of course, her eating pussy is admittedly a little sexier.

I have beat off to Zophya hundreds of times, and will continue to do so, but there are several other top notch chicks to whack off to on LesbyFriends as well. You get them all — and TEN additional sites — for a scant $25 per month. This is a really nice network, with fetish sites, lesbo sites, solo chick sites and straightforward fuck sites.

I join anything with Zophya in it. She’s that good. And even if she wasn’t in it, it’s still well worth the cash.

9 out of 10

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It'll sound like stirring macaroni

"Did you have ham for lunch, by any chance?"

The site: waytoohotlesbians.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: I dig the ditch lickers, but I prefer seeing a meat whistle getting jimmied up in a bitch. As far as lesbo sites go, this is as good as the next lipstick site, I suppose. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.waytoohotlesbians.com

Why do people always say “Gay and Lesbian?” Aren’t lesbians gay too? Isn’t that redundant? Is there no fucking regard for the English language and the rules of redundancy these days?

Are you fuckheads familiar with the man-myth they call Torbe? If not, he’s a dude that looks a lot like you — fat and hairy — and because of his abundance of cash and his video camera, he’s able to nail chicks that are WAY out of his league. His material is generally good stuff.

Obviously you aren’t going to see Torbe fishing for ovaries of WayTooHotLesbians.com, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a good site. In fact, one might argue that the absence of an overweight, hairy dude from a porn site makes it a little better. Strange, I know…

Basically, WayTooHotLesbians is a compilation of dyke scenes from all of the sites in the Torbe network. I assume that many, if not all, of these scenes can be found on other sites in the Torbe network. That’s not such a big deal, as you get ALL of the sites in the network when you join this one site ($30 per month), so it’s really kind of like getting one giant site anyway.

I dig the ditch lickers, but I prefer seeing a meat whistle getting jimmied up in a bitch. As far as lesbo sites go, this is as good as the next lipstick site, I suppose.

6 out of 10

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Little Mutt Review

by The Devil (admin)

Red on top is fucking phenomenal

"Freckles, I love you...there's a rainbow on your face..."

The site: littlemutt.com

The price:$19.95 per month

The verdict: A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.littlemutt.com

Have you guys ever beat off to a catalog? I was told that I was fucking weird when my buddy caught me doing it. Of course, I do admit it wasn’t like it was Victoria’s Secret of the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But still-what’s so awful about cranking my root to the Radio Shack sale bill?

Let’s get this out there right away – fucking STELLAR talent on this site. LOTS of gorgeous 20-something gals (and even a little fresher than that lots of the time). And you can be damn sure that I am not just tossing the word gorgeous around – they are fucking drop dead stunners. Honestly…some of the best – if not THE best – content I have seen in a long, long time.

They are chick-next-door types, but this is no grainy, shitty home video site. Instead, they have found the most gorgeous “normal” chicks around (around where is what I want to know – these chicks are god damned incredible), and shot them in very high quality video and film. Oh – and you may want to know this little tidbit– they all take turns fucking each other.

Why do I hold these chicks in such high regard? Well, if you saw them on the street, you would never guess they are in porn, which makes them that much hotter. They are like the chick that works at the bank drive-thru that gives you a bone-dog every time you make a deposit. Or the sweet little thing that you see at the pool all the time that makes you cum your shorts. It’s those kinds of chicks – -and tons of them.

There are chicks of just about every flavor here, so whatever plays your fiddle you should be able to find. My personal favorite was Faye Reagan. This little redhead is covered in freckles – a precious rarity in porn. She’s one of the cutest gals I’ve ever seen in porn as well. In fact, I would join this site specifically to watch her work.

Here’s a tip you won’t get anywhere else, because the Devil has some fucking sources – Little Mutt is making some MAJOR site improvements in the next couple of weeks. Their major downfall has been sub par navigation. Well, get this – the members let them know it sucked, and they listened. They are currently completely rewriting the site navigation, implementing new toolbars that are more intuitive, systematic and efficient, making it MUCH easier for member to find their way around the site and find the content they want.

Pretty good sign, huh? If they listen on issues like that, how fast do you think they’ll jump to change the actual content to please the members? Real fucking fast is the answer. Oh – and they aren’t upping the membership fee for any of this. It stays at $30 per month – and cheaper plans are available the longer you join. Shit – join for a year and it’s only about $10 per month.

A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11.

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Wicked Pictures Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

wickedpictures.com, wicked pictures

"Does this tiara make these tits look fat?"

The site: wickedpictures.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: No one has bigger names. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)

Wicked. One of our very favorite words in the English language…right up there with “fuck”, “free” and “the kid is NOT yours.” Wicked Pictures is a megasite of sorts with over 300 glamcore movies of some of the biggest names in the land.

Wicked Pictures does have some star power, boasting Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asia Carrera, Sydney Steele and Bridgette Kerkove, along with several other very high quality girls. They are not on the level of a Suze Video, but they are not far off. Some individual girls may be better (is there out there more talented and requested than Jenna?), but overall they are a smidge behind.

If you haven’t already figured it out, Wicked Pictures is a high glam type of site. Wicked Pictures is another very high quality studio that leans more toward the art of beautiful pictures than the raunchiness of real and true porn, but do not get us wrong…they have some great fuck movies and dirty shit! We sincerely like a lot of their movies more than many of the other top level photography sites. We think it is because they have align themselves with some of the top adult actresses in the business, instead of aligning themselves with the top nude models in the business — a mistake that other companies have made.

A Wicked Pictures membership will cost $29.95 per month. That will get you all-access to the site, which has over 100,000 pictures of the hottest chicks in the world, as well as over 500 hours of video of the same hot bitches. The updates are the real draw, as they update the site with new photos and/or videos every single day.

Even if you aren’t sure if you want to join or not, do this — go to the site and get their free screensavers and wallpapers of the Wicked Girls! Free hot pussy! Are you kidding us? No reason not to!

No one has bigger names than Wicked Pictures. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous. … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.wickedpictures.com

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We Live Together Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Need another roomie, by any chance?

The site: welivetogether.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a .
[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)
To join, click here:www.welivetogether.com

What happens when three hot girls live together and periodically go out at night and bring home other girls to party? Usually a lot of drinking and laughing and that is it. But at We Live Together, a whole lot more transpires.

These three hotties at We Live Together venture out into the streets, bars and even amusements parks to find a willing participant to bring back home for some girl on girl on girl on girl…well you get the point…a lot of hot lesbo action. The three constants are definitely top shelf, as are many of their playmates. It is suspiciously amazing how they can find all of these hot and ready-to-go girls all over the place, but who are we to question them?

We Live Together is no pillow fight, rub-in-the-shower site. After the girls dispose of the long–and sometimes exceedingly long–introductions, they get down to some truly hot lesbian action. Not only the standard licking and fingering, but strap-on fucking as well. They definitely do not pull any punches.

Each new girl (one a week) is featured in over 40 minutes of film and well over a hundred pictures. Several minutes are dedicated to talking and getting to know the outsider, but when the gloves (and clothes) come off they do not fail to please. Our favorite is Brooke, who could easily pass for a *real* model. We also enjoyed Lynn, who joined in on some double dildo action with the housemates.

You won’t find any conventional male/female interaction here…but who cares when you have at least four girls at a time fucking and sucking! Another outstanding reality site from the Nasty Dollars people. Literally dozens of extremely hot (everyone is at least a 9) 18-22 year-olds initiating each other into girl-girl sex. Very hot! We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.welivetogether.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Virgin Teen Lesbians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Teens? Most likely. Lesbians? Apparently so. Virgins? No fucking way.

The site: virginteenlesbians.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: In summary — hot, regular teens eating each other’s pussy. We’ll see you there.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here:www.virginteenlesbians.com

Virgin Teen Lesbians, huh? Now…does that mean they are virgins to cock? Or virgins to eating pussy? Or both? Actually, it’s probably neither — but we can pretend right along with them — and jerk off while we’re doing it. All we know for sure about this site is that they have coupled up some of the hottest girls-next door to eat each other out — and although they make it very affordable (see below), after checking it out we’d pay just about anything to join this site.We’re huge fans of this site and ALL of the sites in it’s network. There are about 30 and each and every one of them scores very high for us. They are all full of way better than average girls, but not model types, if you know what we mean. No fancy lighting and barbie dolls — just real bitches gettin’ real nasty. There are some sites in this group with some pretty horrid acting, but what are you gonna do? When that shit ends, the good fucking begins, so we can put up with it for a short while.

This particular site in the network is all lesbo action — all from incredibly sexy teens. We searched up and down, all over this site and could not find one girl that we would classify as lower than an 8. That’s pretty fucking impressive — especially when you consider that this is a site full of 8s, 9s and 10s — all eating each other out and fucking each other. Katy bar the door — we’re gonna be here for a while.

Our favorite little pair of snapper-guzzling starlets had to be Chanty and Angel Lips (real name). If we have a choice (and we had many here), we usually choose a brunette and a blonde pair as opposed to 2 blondes or 2 brunettes (although rare, we love when we get to see a redhead in pussy-eating glory). Why? Fuck if we know — we like variety, ok? Quit asking questions, pull out your cock and pay attention. Anyway, these two (Angels the blonde, Chanty the brunette) both have pierced lower lips. Why do we mention that? Because we think it’s really fucking sexy. Especially when that lip is touching a pussy lip — which it is on many, many occasions here. They also put a strap-on into play, as well as a double dong and other kinky devices. Breath taking. Oh– and if you like fakies — there is lots of silicone in this scene.

As we said at first — we’d sink a lot of cash into this one if we had to. Luckily for our poor asses, we don’t have to. Actually, we could get a three day peek for $4.95. We could spank for a week for less than ten dollars, and we get this site and THIRTY others every month for a monthly fee of $39.95. Think about it — cut back on one or two burrito grande meals a week and instead eat a salad (fat ass) and you will have saved enough to get this site — and maybe you’ll even lose a few pounds and be able to get laid for real. Sorry ’bout that — I’m having a bad day.

In summary — hot, regular teens eating each other’s pussy. We’ll see you there.

9 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on?  You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake!  Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Tushy School Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She's a closeted head banger

She's a closeted head banger

The site: tushyschool.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers. 6.5 out of 10

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushyschool.com

You know – I’ve never really thought that porn chicks were the brightest bulbs on the tree. But when they star in porn movies where they are being taught how to jam a finger up someone’s ass…well, that’s just fucking downright dumb in my book. Dumb…and really fucking HOT!

Right off the bat – they have a very nice video featuring the rare nympho neopolitan  -  a redhead, a blonde and a brunette. This triple-threat is fucking fantastic. Look for the video starring Becky, Janine and Ms. Kelly. Janine crawls up on the teacher’s desk and Ms. Kelly starts shoving things in her ass, as Becky the blonde watches on. Slick up your dong and be at the ready.

It appears that they add a new, high quality video each week – and new pictures all the time. The chicks are way above average, and they are not re-hashed wannabes that some sites have. These are gonnabes – as in, they’re gonna be big some day (and also probably gonna be poor and addicted to cocaine at some point as well).

It’s just under $30 per month to join – and even cheaper than that if you plop down $100 for 6 months. Is it worth it? I think so – there are lots of lesbian experiences and lots of hot chicks. Oh –  and they all focus on the poop chute. Shit – I’d even join for a month, download as much as I could then quietly fade away.

A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Visit the site: www.tushyschool.com

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