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Tushy Massage Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Let's drop the facade and lose the bottoms, Hon.

The site: tushymassage.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of. 8 out of 10

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.tushymassage.com

The verdict: I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of. 8 out of 10.

Okay, I realize that there are very few porn domain names left. I’ve seen every combination that I can think of. If I was going to start a porn site right now, I have no fucking idea what I’d call it, as the sex-relevant names are all taken. BUT…if anyone ever called my ass a tushy to my face, I’d put so many holes in them they’d fucking whistle every time the wind blows.

It should be called “Two Hot Lesbians Pretending To Massage Each Other And Eventually A Full-Blown Lesbian Dildo-Fest Breaks Out,” but that name was probably taken too. If it wasn’t, however, then it’d fit perfectly, because that is exactly what every single movie consists of (and some even have a dude thrown in there).

The chicks are of all colors and range from slightly thick to rail thin. Unless you’re really into BBW chicks, you are probably gonna find a chick that wets your whistle. I, personally, am not keen on porn acting and fantasy bullshit, but at least here they’re acting like they’re at a massage parlor, which is not too far of a stretch for you pervs that frequent the Asian handjob houses. Yeah…you know who you are.

The price is about the industry average — $30 for a month. I guess that’s fine – I’d pay a dollar a day to watch unlimited lesbo porn. Especially considering the chicks are not all the same very time, and are newbies that I’ve never seen before. Plus, they’re mostly girl-next-door types, which makes my nuts tingle ever so tenderly.

I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of.

Visit the site: www.tushymassage.com

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Tushy Lickers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

It's a bit salty

It's a bit salty

The site: tushylickers.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Shit, even if you don’t want to be a long time member (sounds crazy, but stick with me here), join for at least a month and download as much shit as possible – you can keep them forever whether you’re a member or not.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushylickers.com

Imagine this – in some cultures asshole is NOT considered a delicacy! Can you believe that shit? To me, there’s not much better than delving into a freshly cleaned, slicked up butthole. I like to see if I can get my tongue deep enough to feel my tonsils resting on the chick’s rim.

And since we don’t live in one of those god awful places that this sort of thing is frowned upon, we’re lucky enough to have sites like Tushy Lickers here. And in case you thought you were going to get a dude licking a chick’s ass all the time – NOPE! This is primo chick-on-chick shit right here.

This site is part of the whole tushy network – a series of sites dedicated to the arse. The one constant with this network, besides anal play, is that they always have really hot chicks that you’ve probably never seen before. They pride themselves in not overusing the same set of 3 or 4 chicks. Instead, they like to run new talent in there as often as possible. And it seems they have an endless supply of WAY above average chicks that don’t mind cramming their tongue into the shithole of another gal.

Check out the update of April 11 (featuring Jane & Pam). Jane is one of the hottest new bitches I’ve seen in a long time. She’s a gorgeous brunette, with big curls in her hair, big, beautiful eyes and a set of lips that could suck the skin off of a grape. It doesn’t hurt that Pam is damn near as hot – and that they lick and fuck each other’s asses.

3 ten spots will cover you for a month (that’s slang for about $30). They have a gigantic archive of movies, each with incredibly hot chicks (and a dude thrown in every now and then for variety). Shit, even if you don’t want to be a long time member (sounds crazy, but stick with me here), join for at least a month and download as much shit as possible -you can keep them forever whether you’re a member or not.

Visit the site: www.tushylickers.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Trisha Uptown Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's a loving tap

That's a loving tap

The site: trishauptown.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: Really nice solo chick site. One of the originals, on of the good ones. 8.5 out of 10

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.trishauptown.com

Hmmm…I am not sure about this one. I am definitely NOT an uptown guy. I chew tobacco, like the smell of my farts and am genetically obligated to sniff my fingers each and every time I finger a new piece of pussy. I wonder if real uptown chicks like to go slumming from time to time like they do in the movies? If so, I will change my name to Ponyboy, run with the Greasers and snag a piece of 5th Avenue ass.

Ever heard of Trisha here? No? Then crawl out from under that rock, loser. Trisha has been an internet sensation for a long time. She has also been featured on the cover of more than one Hustler publication, and was once named Miss Nude All-Natural World. Impressive stats, to say the least. She isn’t a shy one, and it shows in her numerous videos here on this site. She is an ANIMAL in the sack, and personally, one of my favorite chicks of all to watch masturbate.

And masturbate she does – tons of frigging videos, as well as others of her fucking both sexes. As I said, she’s been around for a while, so there is no shortage of videos or pictures. $30 will get you everything she has for a month. To me, it’s a no brainer – well worth that little amount of scratch.

Check out the video called Tens Tucson. Trrisha goes out to the AZ desert and shoots guns – fucking naked! What’s hotter than a chick shooting off firearms in the buff? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what.

Really nice solo chick site. One of the originals, on of the good ones.

Visit the site: www.trishauptown.com

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Angie XXX Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I like the brown chick

I like the brown chick

The site: angiexxx.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Really nice little slice of a swinger’s life, here. Just the kind of site I am looking for when my balls come out to play. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.angiexxx.com

I am not sure what it is about amateur lighting and video work that makes porn better for me – but it sure as fuck does. Maybe I am turned on by cheap lights? Maybe I should fuck a lantern, or better yet –  shove a cheap light bulb up my ass while I smash halogens across my balls. That shit sounds HOT as fuck!This is one of those sites that I consider to be truly an amateur site. Sure, it’s run by a professional network – but the actual scenes are not in fluffy studios with glamour lighting. They are in hotel rooms and shitty houses – with good lighting, but not movie set quality. They feature Angie – -the eternal slut that likes to fuck men and women both – -and many times lots of both at the same time.

Angie herself is a regular gal. Imagine that. She’s just like your co-worker, neighbor or sister – except not nearly as big a slut as your sister. She’s not one of those tiny bitches that we see most of the time on solo chick sites – -she’s 5’7” and 100 pounds – -with tits the size of bowling balls. She’s been at this a while – in 2009 she will celebrate her 10th anniversary of fucking on film – which means LOADS of archives for you horny fuckers out there (and note that she was 19 when she started – -so you get teen content as well as MILF content!).

You get access to all of that content for less than $25 per month. And it’s part of a fantastic network of sites that are all included when you join Miss Angie’s fuck fest.

Besides tons of pictures and lots of movies, she also does live chat and live movies for you to slick your beef to. Oh – and since she is so fucking hot and nice, she has lots of friends. And as they say, birds of a feather flock together, so her friends are all on film fucking and sucking like she is. That’s the kind of benefit you enjoy as a member.

Really nice little slice of a swinger’s life, here. Just the kind of site I am looking for when my balls come out to play.

Visit the site: www.angiexxx.com

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Asian Girl Girl

by The Devil (admin)

That has to really, really fishy

Just like they said -- Asian girl, girl.

The site: asiangirlgirl.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: One fantastic lesbian site — and an even more fantastic Asian site. Put them together and you have one of the very best Asian lesbian sites that we’ve seen. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asiangirlgirl.com

Did you know that Asian chicks’ pussies are horizontal instead of vertical? True story. What? Yes they are — go to this site and I’ll prove it.Okay — so I lied…but the important thing is that I got you to go to Asian Girl Girl, and now you want to join, don’t you? Admit it — it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Shit — this is one of the best, if not the very best, lesbian Asian sites that I have ever seen. And folks…I’ve seen a shit ton of them. What makes so so fucking great? Well, looks-wise, I’d put this stable of bitches up against any other pack of far-east-beasts that you can throw at me. And when you throw in the stellar network, the cheap membership fees and the exceptional video quality — I think you can see why now…

There are so many fantastic things about this site that it’s hard to find a good direction for a review. First of all, these scenes are all lesbo — no schlongs. As I said, the chicks are extremely hot, and each video features 2, 3, 4 or more of them — lucky for your cock. These chicks eat pussy like it’s high dollar sushi — sorry…couldn’t resist.

My favorite video was probably one entitled Nyomi & Friends. Why? No other reason that there were FOUR Asian chicks going at each other at the same time – -a pussy over here, a tongue over there, a leg up here and a tit down there. 4 bitches in a fuck-scrum is hard to top, no matter how hot the chicks are – -and what’s even better about this one is that ALL four of the chicks are fucking smokey! Great scene — lots of moans and groans…I love it.

And you thought all of that was the good part…heeheee….now for the REALLY good part — the price to join. ONE DOLLAR is what it takes to join this little poo poo platter — and if you decide to stick with these gals for a month, you pay less than $25 and also get access to ALL of the sites in their network — and I can tell you from experience that is a shitload of fantastic site. Hell of a deal.

One fantastic lesbian site — and an even more fantastic Asian site. Put them together and you have one of the very best Asian lesbian sites that we’ve seen.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.asiangirlgirl.com

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Top Shelf Pussy Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her ass is shelf like

I'd say that's right up there on top!

The site: topshelfpussy.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.topshelfpussy.com

With all of the choices of internet porn these days, no site stands a chance if they do not offer top shelf pussy. This site not only offers it, it is named after it. And as we found out, it is aptly named.

That being said, it is not a true amateur site. The “models” are obviously pros who have been there and done that. This does not take away from the fucking unless you are looking for true amateur porn. Although they try to make it look as amateur as possible, it still becomes apparent that these girls have been on film before, especially as a two girl scene turns to dildo sucking (which we do not condone under any circumstances).

The site promises thousands of hot teen girls, and they appear to deliver (although we did not actually count). They also offer 24/7 live feed chat, although it is not clear whether you get to chat with the girls that you see geeting fucked or other girls altogether (which really does not matter as long as all of them are top shelf). Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.topshelfpussy.com

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Ava Knight Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hurry up and get that shit off!

The site: avaknight.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.avaknight.com

How come Knight is such a popular porn chick name? Is there some connection with porn and Medieval times? IF so, I want to see some porn with a guy in a suit of armor fucking a chick with a joust, then bludgeoning her with a mace. Talk about masochism…A solo chick site. Fucking finally. I have been in a slump lately, reviewing shitty, big name sites that lack all originality and personality. Thank you Ava. Even if you have your faults, you will never be as boring as a huge site full of shitty, mass-produced pro DVDs.

This sexy piece of small-tittied bliss is only 19, and measures a towering 5’1″ tall, and qualifies as a spinner at 95 pounds. Plus she’s a brunette – something I have been lacking in my diet as of late.

Her work ethic is pretty impressive – she does 3 live cam shows per week, she keeps a daily blog and she updates her site weekly. She currently has 137 photo sets and 97 videos – not bad for a fairly new site. And 80 of those 137 photo sets are high resolution – so you can whack your pecker to primo shit.

Of course, there’s the one daunting question – the one question that everyone needs to have answered before they join. Does she fuck on film? Well, yes – but only women. At least so far. But let me tell you, the women she fucks are at least as hot (and some hotter) as she is – so you will enjoy every second of it if you are into lesbo porn. The scenes are pretty fucking hot.

All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize.

Visit the site: www.avaknight.com

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Bad Lesbian Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Looks like they know what they're doing. Not bad at all

"Okay, I'll lick your tits. But you have to do the dishes."

The site: badlesbiangirls.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Not too shabby. Not the amateur, all-original site that we praise more highly, but also nothing to lift your nose at. Who can beat a ton of material, hot lesbos and dozens of other sites for one price 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.badlesbiangirls.com

Bad Lesbian Girls. We have a hard time believing that they are “bad” lesbian girls. We see the “bad” lesbian girls as the bull dykes, the butch lesbians. These are lipstick lesbians, and the only thing “bad” about them is their acting.

But that means that if the only bad thing is the acting, the their fucking is good. And that is the case here. There are tons and tons of movies available for download, and since Bad Lesbian Girls is a member of a large network, the Fetish Hits network, you also get access to 30plus sites for the single monthly fee of $39.95 per month. This is a little steeper than we like to fork out, but there are a shitload of videos on this site alone, and countless others on the companion sites, so we are not thumbing our noses at it. The great thing is that you can get a little taste with a 3 day trial for only — get this –$1.95!!!

Trina and Kalya are in love. At least that is the way they want it to look. We have a sneaking suspicion that it is just lust, but we will not let that get in the way. They could damn near pass as twins –very fucking HOT twins. Both blondes, both have a very nice rack (C to D cups each) and both have pussies as bald as a baby’s ass. Their movie begins with talk, bad acting and shit, and quickly delves into the depths of forbidden lesbian love as fast as we would love to delve our tongues into either one of these goddesses. A double dong and a snapper licking later, and these girls had us cleaning up the Jergen’s!

The downside, besides the higher than usual price of admission, is the lack of original content. We have been doing this long enough to realize that for some people, this is not a big deal. And we say spectacular. You people are obviously right. I mean, would we not look at two hot lesbos fucking just because it is not the original product of the site? Hell no! Many, many great sites are caches of porn produced elsewhere. We do give bonus points for original content, but do not be confused…we love ALL porn!

Not too shabby. Not the amateur, all-original site that we praise more highly, but also nothing to lift your nose at. Who can beat a ton of material, hot lesbos and dozens of other sites for one price?

Visit the site: www.badlesbiangirls.com

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Teen 18 Lesbians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Teen 18 Lesbians Sample Photo

Some of Joan Jett's early work.

The site: teen18lesbians.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Not bad for pro porn. If you dig that, get you a 3 day trial and away you go… 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.teen18lesbians.com

If I had a pussy, I would definitely store things in it. I often wonder why more women don’t carry cash in their cunts. Unless you get robbed AND raped, no one would ever think to look there. Loose change may be a problem, but if you got enough of it maybe it could act as a makeshift pair of Ben-wa balls.If you’re into HD, pro, studio lesbian porn, then you have found a place to lay your cock. This is the ultimate in all of those things. Fresh chicks, very high video quality and great lesbo lickenings.

The chicks, while hot, are not all the prototypical porn starlet type. Some are, for sure – but others are less “perfect” than the prototype. To me, that’s a good thing. I have seen plenty of Barbie Dolls in my day – I like a little reality with my pussy.

Take a look at the video with Rene and Olivia to see what I mean. They are both sexy as shit- small boobied little brunettes. But as soon as you see them, you will know what I mean when I say they aren’t your normal starlets. They are a little alternative – and I like that shit. I also like the way they licked the skin off of each others ditches.

The price is $1.00 for a 3 day trial, $35 per month thereafter. A little steep for my taste, but definitely get you a trial. If you go full bore, you will get your money’s worth, with daily updates, 10 additional sites for free, unlimited downloads and all kinds of choices for types of videos (WMV, Flash, iPod, etc.).

Not bad for pro porn. If you dig that, get you a 3 day trial and away you go…

Visit the site: www.teen18lesbians.com

… 7 out of 10

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