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Clit Lickin Lesbians

by The Devil (admin)

The clit lickin' comes later. They have to practice on dildos first

Is that a giant, detachable, blue clit?

The site: clitlickinlesbians.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99

The verdict: Clit lickin’ anything sounds good. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)


To join, click here:www.clitlickinlesbians.com

Clit Lickin Lesbians! Try saying that three times fast! Better yet, try typing it into your browser…it ain’t as easy as you would think. Despite all of that, it is still hot lesbians, and we all know you can’t go wrong there!

A site with a shitload of MPEGs, you pay a monthly fee of $39.99, or if you just want to start with a little taste you can pay for a three day membership, which is only $2.95. In addition to the MPEGs, they also have streaming vide and live shows (which were not going on at the time that we reviewed this site, so we are not sure of their quality…except to say that any live lesbian show has to be good!).

Shelby and Vanessa are a hot pair worth checking out. Although we never really get to know which is which, one is a very attractive brunette with small tits and the other is a fucking smoking blonde with handful-sized tits. They trade tongues with each other, both in the mouth and the pussy. Lots of great moans and hot licking. Not overly exciting, but for reason it just did us really, really well. Maybe it was the moaning, which was spectacular!

Also it is worth digging for the video entitled “pussy playhouse.” Another blonde and brunette pairing, these two are even hotter than those mentioned above. They also have dildos in play, which helps heighten the pleasure in the scene. The must-see part of the scene is near the end, when they are jamming dildos into each other’s pussies at the same time. Very hot and very loud as well.

There are thousands of pictures to peruse as well, so do not leave those out. Also, there are lots of extras with this site. One thing we liked was the E-zines, which were educational as well as entertaining (not boring educational, but sexy educational, so you can learn to get your chick off better!). They also have games, sex toys for sale, personals (Adultfriendfinder link…you can’t beat that personal site!!).

The bad part of this site is the navigability. It was not easy to slip from one video to the next. There was a lot going on at all times, making it almost confusing. If you join you will have to deal with this, but for us it was not a deal breaker.

Decent videos and lots of them. Not the best, not the worst, but better than average.

Clit lickin’ anything sounds good. …

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clitlickinlesbians.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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Dannis Playground Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Where are the monkey bars, Bitches?

The site: dannisplayground.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.dannisplayground.com

You want a TRUE gal-next-door? Danni is your huckleberry. Seriously…Danni lives next door to you. Look out your window – -she’s out there watering the flowers and shoving a garden weasel in her snatch right now! She’s your neighbor — if you live somewhere in New Jersey, that is. But even if not, find the nearest 24 year old living in your neighborhood, and odds are she’ll slightly resemble Danni. Danni’s not hot, but not ugly. She’s short but tall, chunky but average. Her tits are average, as is the rest of her body. She’s your next door neighbor. Except that she fucks on the internet and you can pay (a very small fee actually) and watch her. If your neighbor does that — get your ass next door and get to work!The rest of you…if you are a fan of true amateur work — and that is real chicks, real guys, and not super hotties that pretend to be amateurs — then this site, and the network that it is a part of, is going to get your nuts churning. The T & A Studios network is the one that runs this site and NUMEROUS other amateur sites, and they are good at what they do. Not because the lighting is great or the chicks are top tier — they’re not. But because I love to see real people fucking, not hot people pretending to enjoy fucking.

The other great thing about Danni is that she is bi-curious. Not bi, bi-curious. She admits that she digs girls, but has a lot to learn when it comes to pleasing them, eating pussy, etc. In my opinion, a real girl learning sexual things in front of me is fucking hot. Period. I’ll take that shit any day over some airbrushed tramp that fakes moaning so poorly it sounds like she’s giving birth instead of getting fucked.

And if you see Danni, decide she’s not hot enough, but are still curious as to what the network is all about — join anyway. WHAT?? And waste your hard earned money?!? Yeah — because it’s only 5 cluckoons ($4.95 American dollars). That’ll get you 120 solid hours to check out the entire network and decide if you’re a REAL amateur man, or a star-sniffer.

Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dannisplayground.com

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Dirty 101 Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dirty 101 Sample Photo

She may be dirty, but her panties are clean.

The site: dirty101.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: Really nice site if you like well-produced, high definition lesbian porn. And if you don’t – get the fuck out of here and go find yourself a Rheumie. That always works for me. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.dirty101.com

Sometimes I like to hunt down a chick with rheumatoid arthritis in her hands and hire her to jerk me off. It’s something different. Plus, it feels like I’m fucking a bony, crooked, knobby pussy – which is highly exciting to me. That information has absolutely nothing to do with this erotic, lesbian website that you have clicked on and are curious about – I just thought I’d let you in on a little sexual secret of mine.

Okay – now that we got that out of the way – gorgeous lesbians, people!!!! NONE of which have rheumatoid arthritis – guaranteed (although in the interest of full disclosure, one of them did appear to have a crooked finger that she was jamming into this other chick’s snapper, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be a lighting issue).

I have always wanted to watch a goth lesbo jam a steel pecker into the ass of a fishnet clad, nipple chain wearing lesbo -in HD. And lo and behold – it’s right fucking here on this site. It’s like Christmas in December, but in January instead. Sonya and Lisa Sparkle have a really nice seen if you are into darkness, leather, dominatrix play and slippery buttholes.

While I have often said that I am surprised at the amount of hot chicks they get doing degrading porn and pain porn and stuff like that – I ALWAYS expect super hot chicks in lesbian porn. I mean -if you were a gal and had to do porn, would you rather get spit on by a guy with a 12 inch dick, get fucked by a fat old guy, or get your pussy licked by a hot chick? I thought so. That’s why if you don’t have the high heat, then you need to stay out of the lesbian game and stick to making chicks lick toilet bowls and shit like that. Luckily – these guys have the heat.

There is one scene with a nearly bald chick, which I found strangely erotic. Of course, I do like things that are a little off the beaten path (see paragraph 1). If you want to see a chick with little hair get plastic-bonered by a hot brunette with a pair of tiny tits -this may be your only chance…so go check out the scene starring Hope and Sinead (yeah – they went there with the name).

Really nice site if you like well-produced, high definition lesbian porn. And if you don’t – get the fuck out of here and go find yourself a Rheumie. That always works for me.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirty101.com

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Foxy Roxanne Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Foxy Roxanne Sample Photo

2 girls kissing.

The site: foxyroxanne.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: This is a site with *real* amateurs, so the graphics, lighting, etc. are not as crisp as some of you may be used to. But it is good – -and very fucking real. That’s a rare treat these days, and I take it any time I can get it. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.foxyroxanne.com

It’s amazing to me how a female can look totally hot from one angle at one moment, but the very next moment from a different angle, she looks like a Warted Gourd that someone has taken a loose shit all over. Once, in college, I fucked this chick that I SWEAR was pretty cute when the club lights were low and the bedroom lights were off, but when the sun came up the next day she looked like an extra in the Thriller video. Tricky sluts.

That’s kind of what we’ve got going on here with Foxy Roxanne, although on a less dramatic scale. Foxy Roxy is pretty cute – -sometimes. Other times she’s not necessarily ugly by any means — but she looks like a muppet on cheap crack. Not that I wouldn’t fuck a muppet – I used to jerk off to those 2 old men muppets that sat up in the balcony. But I’d prefer to fuck a hottie – so it’s a roller coaster ride on this site.

Normally, she looks like this — brunette with medium length hair, very nice sized tits (a handful plus a little), a pretty good ass and a nice, slightly hairy pussy. Her body is very nice, and that never changes. Her face is what is chameleon-like. But who needs a hot face, right? As long as she has a tight, warm hole, I’m game.

Roxy digs chicks — that’s all she fucks on her site. That will make you forget any negative right there. Her counterparts are all pretty cute — at least the ones that I have seen. They are all just real gals that you could see at the grocery store, or your local swinger’s club. All of the sex is very hot -=- lots and lots of pussy eating and also dildo and strap-on play galore. And not just one on one shit either — several multiple partner scenes. Very nice.

The price is right as well — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. If you stay on and join, you get thousands of videos, numerous sites, billions (I estimate) of pictures — all for less than $30 per month. It really is a very good deal for those of us who are really into the “true” amateur scene. Amazingly, there are VERY few REAL amateur sites out there. That’s right — they’re hard to find, too — a proverbial needle in a haystack. Lucky for you, I have devoted my entire life to scouring the internet so that you don’t have to. I’ll take that blow job now…

This is a site with *real* amateurs, so the graphics, lighting, etc. are not as crisp as some of you may be used to. But it is good – -and very fucking real. That’s a rare treat these days, and I take it any time I can get it.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.foxyroxanne.com

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Girl Girl Spank Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Girl Girl Spank Sample Photo

FUCKING HIT HER HARD!

The site: girlgirlspank.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Not a damn thing wrong with this one — IF you are a true spank lover. Not for the dabbler. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.girlgirlspank.com

Are you guys spankers? I always wonder, what is the proper protocol for a first time spank on a girl? Do you ask first? Or do you lightly slap and, if she moans, have at her like a jockey? Me — I just say fuck it and smack the bitch as hard as I can right off the bat. Not in bed — like when we first meet, I give her a good wallop right across the face. If she sticks around, I am pretty sure that anything goes.
Unfortunately, I would not be welcome in the bedroom with the ladies of this site, Girl Girl Spank. Sorry, chicks only. That’s damn fine with me — I’ll just spank my own ass as I gallop around the house jiggling my cock like a loose saddle horn. I get a little crazy with all-girl sites, you see. And this is a self-described “lesbian spank fest.” If there is a heaven, it had better closely resemble this place.

The style of videos here are definitely what I like to call pro-am — that is they are not homemade, but they are also not super pro done with perfect lighting and barbie doll chicks. The girls are hot but real. The acting is horrible, but who cares, right? All of the vids feature at least 2 chicks, and many of them have three, four or more. The focus is definitely on the spanking and not the sex, although there is plenty of pussy eating and dil-jamming. We like the sites that REALLY focus on their purported fetish and don’t just make it a small part of the show. This one really wants to cater to the true fetishist. Good work.

Another thing — this ain’t no light spanking — these bitches are working each others’ asses over like a mufucka! Hard hitting. Loud snapping. These freaks asses are as read as a baboon’s ass — and then they keep on spanking more. Very good for the true spanking fetishist. We’re tired of the one smack followed by a lengthy, fake moan. These girls are knocking the shit out of each other’s asses.

The membership fee for this dandy is $4.95 for three days or $29.95 for a full month (and only about $60 for 90 days — a freee month for ya that way). The monthly and 90 day memberships not only gives you access to the spanking girls, but also gives you what is called a Super Site Pass — which equates to over 20 sites for the price of one. All are the same amateur-type style as this one. All are hot chicks either fucking other chicks or dame some other crazy shit (foot jobs, titty fucking, etc.).

Not a damn thing wrong with this one — If you are a true spank lover. Not for the dabbler.

… 9 out of 10 Visit the site:

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My Lesbian Secrets Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My Lesbian Secret Sample Photo

Bitch can't keep a secret

The site: lesbiansecrets.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: A very nice super site with the largest amount of videos that we have seen yet. If you join any lesbian super site, this should be the one. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)


To join, click here:www.lesbiansecrets.com

I’ve got a secret, I’ve been hiding…under my skin..

Oh wait – those are the lyrics to Mr. Roboto. My bad. This is a different sort of secret – one that involves pussy licking, ass munching and homosexual affairs. And I have a feeling that it wasn’t much of a secret to begin with….

Mandy and Janessa are the main characters on this site. They are both hot brunettes whose entire job/goal in life is to lick the vaginas of supposedly straight chicks. Now, of course I don’t believe that anyone on this site is having their first lesbian experience, but what the hell, right? It’s the internet – everything is true for at least a little while.

The real hook to this site, and all of the sites in this network, is that all of the fuck videos are shot in HD and presented in HD. May not sound like a big deal to you – but that means you have never seen porn in HD. It’s fucking stellar. You can see every drop of saliva come from one chick’s mouth to another’s labia. It really, really enhances the experience.

And if you think it’s going to cost extra like HD T.V. Does -you’re fucking WRONG, loser! Sorry…I’m a little touchy today. You are incorrect, sir. It’s $5 for a three day trial and only $30 for a month – which includes all 5 HD sites. Shit — I’d pay $5 to stick my dick on the subway tracks, so this is one hell of a deal!

Not much more to it – great lesbo porn with exclusively hot chicks in HD. What in the fuck could possibly be more exciting than that?

Visit the site: www.mylesbiansecrets.com

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Girly Gang Bang Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Girly Gang Bang Sample Photo

Quit fucking gossiping and get to fucking!

The site: girlygangbang.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: In all honesty, there is not a bad scene on this site. We even tried to look in a negative light, just to have something to bitch about. Sure, when the cameras went off they probably all went back to bitching and fussing…but on this site everything is absolutely golden. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.girlygangbang.com

We once had a guy tell us that he refuses to watch a porn with another guy in it. He would only watch all-girl stuff, because he was apparently too homophobic to see another guy’s dick. Fair enough, but he is missing out on a LOT! In any event, we have the perfect site for him…Girly Gang Bang. All chicks, banging all other chicks. Girly Gang Bang also goes a step further than a little girl-on-girl. They promise at least SEVEN girls gang banging each other in each scene. SEVEN!!! A dream come true? It had potential from the get-go.

We have always been a big proponent of orgies, not only for the sights, but also for the sounds. We have said it before…there is nothing sexier than watching people fuck and hearing the moans and groans in the background or on the side of other people fucking in the same room. Turns us way on every time. We felt that when we were thinking about traditional orgies, without even considering the same situation with ALL females! Stunning, to say the least.

They offer about 25 movies full of bitches fucking bitches, each of them promising to be in excess of 30 minutes. They brought it. They also promise results of pleasure and a hard cock. They deliver that as well. What else do they promise? A membership to a network of more than 25 sites, all of which are second-to-none when it comes to quality, originality and navigability. Again, they deliver, at the price of $29.95 per month…for all of it. That is hundreds of videos and pictures, all of the highest quality.

How can one pick a favorite from a pool of favorites? It is truly impossible. We love Melissa Doll, who is featured in more than one orgy here. She also has her own site in this network, at melissadoll.com. She is a hot little brunette who gets busy with the strap-on and her girlfriends. She gets fucked so hard that you almost forget there are no guys there! We also loved the third video on the site (minus the strap-on sucking…we hate that shit), entitled “Cool Lesbian Gang Bang Scene.” Nothing like a descriptive name, huh? One question, though…where do you get a bed big enough to fit seven women on it? I wish I had to find out…what a luxury that would be.

Ok, we have settled on a favorite. Lanny the Girly Bang is it. What sets it apart from the others? Not a lot…they are all so fucking hot. But there is one thing that this one had above the rest…Lanny Barbie. This former Penthouse Pet is fucking awesome. We have talked about her in other reviews, we know…but we can’t help it. She is worth her implants’ weight in gold! In this particular scene, she is the center of all of the other ladies’ attention…the focal point of the lust. In only one scene, we get to see her get her pussy eaten by a series of ladies and get fucked by a super hot chick with a strap-on, in the pussy AND the ass. The only bad part was the ending, and not only because that meant the hot fucking was over, but it is a little awkward with no cum shot.

In all honesty, there is not a bad scene on this site. We even tried to look in a negative light, just to have something to bitch about. Sure, when the cameras went off they probably all went back to bitching and fussing…but on this site everything is absolutely golden.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.girlygangbang.com

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Naughty Best Friends Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


Naughty Best Friends Sample Photo

I bet it smells like a musty heaven in that room.

The site: naughtybestfriends.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $24.88/month (recurring)

The verdict: Have at it Paco. We’re fans of this site for the tasty pussy tasting, titty licking and the bonus sites. And the pussy tasting. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtybestfriends.com

I love me some young slender lesbian amateurs. And dammit, Naughtybestfriends.com delivers. Particularly, they deliver a batch of unknowns that have absolutely no issue sniffing out the freshest of Poona.

I’m very fond of lesbian threesomes. Since a wee-lad I’ve always dreamt of watching a half gaggle of club sluts lift up their denim shorts to expose their panty-less crotches to a their drunken compadres. “Wooo-Hooo! I’m soooo drunk from the Sex On The Beach” –Sorry, that never actually happened on the site. It was more like an internal dialog.

Anyway, my favorite lesbian threesome on the site has to be Moon, Candy and Brigi. You can practically taste the metallic twinge of the snatch juices.

Jam-packed with value I say. In addition to all of the sexy box munching, you’ll get access to all of the sites on the allexclusivepass.com for a $2.95 trial or a monthly cost of $24.88.

Have at it Paco. We’re fans of this site for the tasty pussy tasting, titty licking and the bonus sites. And the pussy tasting.

Visit the site: www.naughtybestfriends.com

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No Mans Playland Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

no men here

No men here

The site: nomansplayland.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Nothing unique but, hey, it’s lesbian porn. What more is there? 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)


To join, click here:www.nomansplayland.com

The entry of the site proudly proclaims, “No Cocks Allowed!!” Well, at least not on the screen. Our cocks quickly made an appearance as soon as we went inside to see what all of the fuss was about. Very nice content…but lacking some volume! Nothing unique but, hey, it’s lesbian porn. What more is there?

We found a pimp roll site, which means a lot of content for a fair price ($24.95 per month). We were a bit disappointed, however, about the amount of specifically lesbian content. It is not like there was nothing, but at the same time, with all of the lesbo videos out there you would think that they could find more than 13 different titles?!? Fortunately, there is plenty of lesbo action in other genres that you get for the same price (gang bang, orgy, blondes, ebony…to name a few).

When the Boyz are Away the Girlz will Play #9 is another in one of our favorite pro porn lesbian series’. This series always showcases some of the best professional talent in the business. Volume 9 here was no different, with the likes of Jezebelle Bond, Ashton Moore and Jenna Haze all eating each other’s pussies from time to time. Of particular note in this one is a four girl scene starring some of the top names — Ashton Moore, Chloe Dior, Jezebelle Bond and Shay Sights. Talk about a lineup! It was quite “artsy,” but with that lineup we could not complain. Hell, we even liked the glass dildos that hung above the bed creating somewhat of a dildo mobile. With talent like the talent that is in this one, we do not have to sell it (nor do we want to give any of it away). Watch it.

The same series, but a different volume (#10) also caught our eye. Like we said, we love this series. We could write about this series alone for hours and hours. We won’t, but we will give you another head start. Go to this volume and then go to scene 3. A cock raising Ashton Moore performs masterfully on another pussy, and has the favor returned. Two unbelievable looking blondes eating each other out and jamming dildos in each other. Sometimes people claim to grow an immunity to these sorts of things but we say bullshit! We have reviewed hundreds of porno sites (this being one of the later ones) and we still get just as excited when we see scene like this as we did on day 1!

Good content, but there could have been a lot more of it. We like the idea of paying for one category and getting access to dozens of others. We just wish they would add a handful more strictly lesbian movies to their arsenal.

Visit the site: www.nomansplayland.com

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