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Hardcore Strap On Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

take that strapon

You should be able to fill strap-ons with silly string, to simulate cum.

The site: hardcorestrapon.com

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: And they say that The American dollar isn’t worth shit anymore. I defy ANYONE to find a better deal out there for $1. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.hardcorestrapon.com

This pretty much sums it up — watch over 450,000 videos and look at over 700,000 photos. That, and the fact that the videos and pictures are of hot chicks with plastic dongs holstered on their fronts, nailing other hot chicks with the aforementioned plastic peniis. Oh — and all for $1. Thank you folks! Goodnight! Please be sure tip your waiters and waitresses…
Okay — that simplifies things a bit, but you get what I’m saying — there is no way in this world that you should pass up this opportunity, assuming that you can spare $1. If you can’t, then bless you my son. But how, may I ask, are you fucking surfing the internet if you don’t have a dollar to spare? That’s what I thought — you’re fucking lying. Splurge the Washington, asshole — you won’t regret it.

The premise is as simple as that, and the most important thing that should be noted is that the chicks involved here are very high on the scale. They can be found in the videos and pics, but also on voyeur cams and live sex shows. There are all kinds of forums here — even some animated shit. Endless videos, e-zines, pictures, comics games — they have it all. And all with hot chicks fucking each other — did I fucking mention that?!?!

Not only that, they take it to the next level with videos of strapped-on girls fucking GUYS with their rubber cranks. Now, that may sound a little too far out there for you, but don’t knock it ’till you try it, sir. It makes for a pretty intense video, and remember — there’s still a hot chick in it who is fucking. I’d never turn away from a hot chick fucking. Ever.

And as I said, The trial is only $1. Period. And you get NINE reality sites including this one — all for The price of one. All nine are very high quality and very high in talent.

It’s sort of hard to review a site like this because there is so much to offer, that no matter what you say you sound like you are just sucking their dicks and not being sincere. I really do dig this site and this network a lot — and that’s The bottom line.

And they say that The American dollar isn’t worth shit anymore. I defy ANYONE to find a better deal out there for $1.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardcorestrapon.com

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Her First Lesbian Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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"I can't believe you never eaten pussy before. You're are absolutely going to LOVE it!"

The site: herfirstlesbiansex.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $39.95 a month

The verdict: Take it or leave it, followers. We suggest you take it, and we give it a good rating. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.herfirstlesbiansex.com

“Her First Taste of Pussy Won’t Be Her Last.”
Sizzling tag line, boys! You’re damn right it won’t — because at Her First Lesbian Sex they have over 100 lesbian trysts on file, many of them featuring repeat performances. A new tongue-fest added each week means an ever-growing cache of dyke action.

The ladies? Most would be classified as hot and amateurish. What in the hell does that mean? Not really sure…I suppose it means that they are attractive, but not super-star/Barbie doll attractive. We like them better that way. Some of the chicks here are less attractive than others, which can be good or bad depending on how you look at it. None are unattractive, so that’s good…right? Bottom line — all of their pussies are extremely hot!

As is fairly usual for non-amateur adult sites these days, the “plot” is absolutely horrible. The girls are supposedly going to a photo shoot for a “try-out” photo (whatever that means) and then are “tricked” into having their first lesbian experience. If you believe that shit…well, then you just need to shoot yourself. Please.

That is the only negative, however, in a sea full of positives. In addition to many movies and hot chicks and, of course, lots of lesbian action, there are also over 30 additional sites that are included with your membership to this site. All of them concentrate on different genres of porn, so if you’re like me and need a constantly changing fantasy to get your balls empty, you’ll love this spread.

A great scene? Nani will fit. She’s a brunette hottie who is supposedly trying to get her computer fixed or some shit — who cares. Anyway, long story hot — she gets a visit from another brunette. Both are of similar build. Good sized tits, but not too big. Sexy, sorority girl type look for both. And both, amazingly, look really, really good with their tongue buried in a pulsating quim.

Now for what you think is the most important question, “How much will watching these whores eat each other out set me back?” A minimal amount, in our fucking superior opinion. 3 Days= $4.95. 7 days = $9.95. A full month= $39.95. For one site — an okay deal, probably nothing to get too excited about. For over 30 sites with many, many different areas of fetish — a really good deal.

Take it or leave it, followers. We suggest you take it, and we give it a good rating.

… 8 out of 10

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Her First MILF Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

milfy mcgee likes her tits

Don't looked so thrilled...cunt.

The site: herfirstmilf.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I like watching people learn – especially if it’s hot teen chicks learning hot to eat pussy properly- and learning from a naked, hot, older chick. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.herfirstmilf.com

I remember my first MILF. She was kinda hot, I guess. Big tits. It was really awkward, though – I thought my Dad was gonna kick my ass when he caught me fucking my mom…
In the world of porn reviewing, we like to see new things. I’ve actually been on no less than 2,000 ebony sites. Amateur sites? I’ve seen thousands. Same with all of the standards -latina, big dicks, teens, coeds, cams – I’ve seen all that shit a billion times. I still like them – but I also like to see new ideas, especially if they’re good ideas. This site is one of those.

The scene – a young, hot chick fucks and older, hot chick. And vice versa. Rinse, repeat. Fuckin’ A right. This site quenches a LOT of thirsts -lesbo, MILF, teen, etc. And the great thing is that they have got some sort of pipeline for super hot MILFs AND teens.

My favorite combo was Anita and her MILF partner, Cory Everson. I think it was because she looked like she could actually be Everson’s daughter – and that shit’s hot. Not to mention the fact that she shoved her tongue and a dildo into her ass at the same time.

This site ($30 per month) seems a little steep in today’s $25 or less world-but there’s a bonus. You get access to several other sites – including the official sites of Jules Jordan, Gina Lynn and the stunning Jenna Haze. Fucking free with your subscription to this site. Suck it.

I like watching people learn -especially if it’s hot teen chicks learning hot to eat pussy properly – and learning from a naked, hot, older chick.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.herfirstmilf.com

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Meat Members Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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Nice couch, slut.

The site: meatmembers.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.meatmembers.com

This is the network that we have been excited about since we first found it! Meat Members is a spectacular collection of about 40 sites, all of which are VERY well done, VERY reasonably priced and have VERY hot chicks! Not a damn thing wrong with this bunch!

For one monthly fee of only $29.95 per month you get access to the following sites…ALL of the following sites:
Altered Assholes, Anal Cum Junkies, Anal Lick Fest, Anarchy Archives, Ass 2 Mouth Sluts, Banzai Sluts, Black Addiction, Black Attack GangBang, Blow Job Quickies, Chix in the Mix, Cock Brutality, Cream Filled Babes, Creamed Cornholes, Cum Filled Mouths, Double Dip ‘er, Drool my Load, Facial Cum Targets, Frank Wank, Gagging Whores, Hellfire Sex, Meat Holes, Midnight Prowl, My Wife’s Friends, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Nut in her Mouth, Nuts on Sluts, Oral Cum Queens, Pervert Paradise, Pimp Juice XXX, Porn Jackass, POV Casting Couch, POV Pervert, Real MILF Gang Bang, Tease it Out, White Meat on Black Street, Whorgies and finally Young Ripe and Ready! Whew! You get ALL of these sites for that one price!

The great thing about this network is not necessarily that you get allof those sites…anyone can throw a bunch of shit up there and sell it. Instead, these guys really do make their own stuff, and make it with very high expectations of themselves and their work. They really work hard to put out a good product…and it shows.

The other big deal here is that they do not just put a couple of videos on each site to get you hooked. They have 1.3 MILLION Megabytes of material up and are adding more all the time. This is a very large network with a LOT of great content!

They also apparently work very hard to get the hottest chicks around who will take any abuse that they dish out. Either they work hard or they are blessed with some special powers that draws these hot, nasty chicks to them. We actually hope that it is the latter…and that they can let us in on the secret! We get so turned on by the bitches that they have on these sites. They are all sexy, but most in a very dirty way. Hard to describe…you just have to check it out for yourselves!

Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff!

Visit the site: www.meatmembers.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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Abby Winters Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Abby Winters Sample Photo

Now throw yo' hands in tha muthafukkin' air...wave 'em all around if ya gots pubic hair!

The site: abbywinters.com

The price:$25/mo

The verdict: to be able to get this shit for $25 per month is incredible 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.abbywinters.com

“It is, by far and away, the most authentic amateur lesbian site ever made.”

– Joe Saitch

World’s Leading Internet Pornography Consultant

Well — can a site get a better endorsement than that? That’s like Bill Clinton endorsing your cigar brand, or Pope Benedict endorsing your line of little-boy-butthole-sized dildos. The man who rules the school of internet porn loves this site. And you know what makes me the most excited about his endorsement? The word “authentic.” Oh — and the word “lesbian” made me pretty happy too. Let’s just see if this motherfucker REALLY knows his amateur shit…

abbywinters.com is from the land down under — and she also likes to spend most of her time “down under” the waistline of one of many females (rim shot). They are not all porn-star hot, but all are at least cute — and all are 100% guaranteed to be sexy. As a bonus, if you’re like me the Australian accent makes them even sexier — although sometimes it’s hard to tell they have an accent when they have a mouthful of beaver hair (note: you hirsute freaks will love this site too — apparently razors are scarce in the land of Oz).

One quote from the site really sums it up — it makes me know that Abby and the makers of her site really *get* it. I quote, “Most porn sites dressed up their ‘amateurs’ to look like ‘professionals,’ totally missing – and spoiling – the model’s natural appeal. Abbywinters.com is dedicated to showing that natural appeal in all its splendor.” Finally — someone who understands that *amateurs* should be *amateurs* – -that’s the fucking appeal. When you fancy them up too much, they become just another single mom trying to run through the motions to buy a bump of ‘caine and some frozen tater tots for her kids. We’re with you abbywinters.com…we’re with you…

The site has been around for over 7 years, so it has had time to amass quite a cache of material. And when you consider that they add 1 or 2 videos EVERY DAY and a guaranteed 4 new chicks per week — the numbers are overwhelming. Australia must be crawling with cute dykes. Kangaroos and sexy lesbians. What a country! And some of these chicks are actually *into* each other – -and not just for the camera. I know — sounds crazy that two hotties eating each other’s pussies would actually dig each other — but they do! Go figure. Finally, each “model” has her own page and they update it very frequently, telling us how they feel, what they like, etc. The site is very personable and friendly.

This site is very specific and very sophisticated when it comes to their videos. It’s hard to explain, but easy to use. Therefore I’ll spare you the boring explanations and let you check out the free tour yourself. That way you can learn about the amazing amount of shit they have going on, as well as see naked, hot sluts while you read. You’ll soon understand why I couldn’t explain it to you — it’s too fucking distracting. I read the same sentence 14 times before writing this paragraph!

One important note — I used to think that Cali and Florida were the undisputed kings of internet porn. They have all of the studios, all of the hot chicks and all of the great ideas. Not so fast, my friend. We may have a new sheriff in town, and this one talks with a funny accent. With this abbywinters.com creation, Australia has officially, and forcefully, thrown its hat into the ring as a serious contender.

As you know by now (and if you don’t, you betta axe somebody) — I’ve watched, studied, reviewed and jerked off to thousands of websites. At the end of a regular week (I take Sundays off for worship and IV cock-feedings), my Johnson looks like a wilted umbilical cord that has been dipped in blood and cum, and run through the garbage disposal for an hour. In other words — I know some shit about internet porn. I say this with 100% truth — I agree with Joe Saitch…this is the single best amateur lesbian porn site ever created. Now go, little grasshopper…go milk yourself to abbywinters.com.

to be able to get this shit for $25 per month is incredible …

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.abbywinters.com

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XXX Lesbian Love Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

that's more lust that love

that's more lust that love

The site: xxxlesbianlove.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: We want more. More clit rubbing, more dildo action, just more lesbian videos 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)
 To join, click here:www.xxxlesbianlove.com

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licalotapuss! Just like every red-blooded male, we love lesbians…as long as they are hot! XXX Lesbian Love definitely has some hot lesbos! They also have some rancid ones, but you commonly have to take the good with the bad when it comes to porn sites. Very rarely do you find one with every girl being perfect!

There are several movies on this site, but not a whole lot. Granted, the membership fee ($24.95) includes many, many other sites that all have lots of videos. With all of the millions of lesbian videos out there, coupled with the fact that this site is basically a video dump with no original movies, we think that they easily could have put more videos here for your viewing. The videos they have are, for the most part, good. They just need more of them.

One of the videos that they DO offer that we thoroughly enjoyed was Muff Divin’ Sluts, a four hour mega-porn. Summer Field does a by-the-pool scene with a young slut with a beefy, meaty pussy. We like fat pussies!! She not only dresses her down with the standard pink vibrator, but she also fucks her from behind with a strap-on. The only downside to this one is the sucking of the strap-on as if it does anyone any good. We hate that shit!

One ghastly video that we did find was Mature Women with Young Girls. Caution: If you have a heart condition or a weak stomach, do NOT watch this film. IF you want to see pussy get a good, hearty laugh, DO watch this movie. It is great entertainment, just not the type for which you normally watch a porn. These are not just mature ladies, they are downright old and saggy. The young’uns are not anything to write home about either. But it is funny, and we could all use a little comic relief from time to time, and even better if it can come in the form of porn! By the way, we do not poke fun at the entire Mature Women with Young Girls series — Volume 3 was pretty good!

All-in-all it is worth the money, we just think that it would be very easy for them to offer a whole lot more lesbo flicks. 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.xxxlesbianlove.com

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