Nipple peek-a-boo
The site: auntjudys.com
The price:$29.95
The verdict: The price? $29.95 per month. That includes everything above, and abunch of other shit too. Freebies out the ass, folks. Go to the site and check it out for yourself, because I’d take up two more pages if I had to list them all. Let’s put it this way — it’s worth the price of one nice meal a month 9 out of 10.
We’ve all had that one Aunt that we wanted to fuck growing up. Come on…you know you did. Admit it. Seriously. Fucking admit it, dude. Just say it!!! Oh — what? You DID want to fuck your Aunt? You sick fucker.Anyway, Aunt Judy is one Aunt that I would definitely want to fuck –even if she were my real Aunt (which she’s not, you sick Aunt fucker).Aunt Judy’s site is packed full of over 30, over 40 and over 50 ladies– most of whom are surprisingly sexy. They are not all dolled up like many mature site — meaning there’s not a lot of airbrushing and lighting tricks to try to “paint a turd.” What you see is what you get with these ladies — and we like what we see (and get)
The greatest part of this site is that these ladies are exclusive to this site. Translation= all original content at Aunt Judy’s. Aunt Judy and/or her crack team of photographers (or would that be a team of crack photographers?) shoot each lady that you see. Anyone who reads PLD knows that we love true, original sites. They are much better done than the others, and they are more customer friendly. They care more because it is their hard work on the site. More bang for your buck.
Another spectacular thing about this site is that it has been around for TEN years — since 1997. Your sorry ass didn’t even have a computer in 1997, did you? Well, guess what? You get to go back in time on this site, as they have made available all of the pics and videos that they’ve ever had on this site since 1997 — plus they update 3 times a week. Not just a few little shitty pics here and there either — over1,000 new pics added each week. Holy jerk-my-cock, Batman!
One example of a real gal is Loralee, the Over 30 Lady of the Week for the week that this review was written. Loralee has gigantic beef curtains. If you look really closely at her pictures, you can actually see a miniature Rocky Balboa punching her flaps to get in shape for his next fight. We’re talking slabs. But we like that. We also like chicks in stockings, which Loralee is. Not your cup of meat? Well, they also have the Over 40 Babe of the Week, Over 50 Babe Of the Week, Full Bush Babe of the Week, Stocking Babe of the Week, Trailer Park Slut Babe of the Week (my personal favorite), Big Tits Babe of the Week and Full Sized Babe of the Week. If you can’t find one to get you off in all of those, then you are a sick, sick fuck.
The price? $29.95 per month. That includes everything above, and abunch of other shit too. Freebies out the ass, folks. Go to the site and check it out for yourself, because I’d take up two more pages if I had to list them all. Let’s put it this way — it’s worth the price of one nice meal a month. Besides, you can get more beef in Loralee for $30 than you can at a restaurant. Stay at home from that fancy dinner and stroke your cock. You’ll thank me later.
Visit the site: www.auntjudys.com
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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God I love hot tattooed chicks
The site: burningangel.com
The price:$19.99/month
The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.
I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.This site is one of my all-time favorite “pro” sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet – if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock – and this network is fucking FULL of them.
There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore – like really good hardcore fucking.
The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out – and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit – oh, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words – a good and entertaining form of Playboy.
The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site – the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again – only if you’re into tattooed gals.
I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.
Visit the site: www.burningangel.com
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sammy has the right idea
The site: sammy4u.com
The price:$24.97/Month
The verdict: These are generally some of my favorite sites. They’re amateurs. They’re personal. And the best part is that you get to know the lady, which you can’t do at massive porn sites or movie sites. You anticipate every week of updates. If they do updates on Thursday, you never miss a Thursday at home alone with a tube of lube and your online lover. You damn near feel like you really, really know these kind of gals and you start to have real feelings for them. Damn — this is my kind of site. 10 out of 10.
We found a new one here, and here’s my prediction, btiches — Sammy 4 U will become our most popular, most visited site ever. You heard me. Mark my words — then go see what the fuck I’m talking about. Then, just for fun, email me and tell me how much you love Sammy. I’ll wait right here.
Sammy is a one girl site — but NOT on of those pseudo-amateur, bubbly teen whores that doesn’t know her asshole from an ampersand. Sammy is much like Wifey (except younger — no offense intended to Wifey). Think Heather from I Deep Throat. Yeah — that’s it. She’s a one gal show that will knock your fucking cocks off. And most importantly she’s a *real* chick — no mass-produced gutter snipe. It’s like going to a Mom and Pop store to buy porn, but and Pop is gone and you get to fuck the shit out of Mom.
Here’s Sammy’s vitals — 4 feet 10 inches tall and stacked like a game of Jenga. She has 32D tits on that little frame. My boner runs out of skin every time I think of that. She’s bi sexual — so there is not only man-woman play, but girl-girl shit as well. Oh — and in case you are wondering, unlike many of those bootsy-bopper one-chick sites, Sammy does hardcore. A lot.
So much, in fact, that her collection of homemade porn videos go as all the way back 10 YEARS to 1998 — and you get to see them all. She does a lot of member requested shoots and videos. She gets off on it, knowing that YOU are getting off on it. She also has a daily diary/blog, a message board and some wallpapers so you can jerk off at work too!
The price of admission is great for a site like this as well –$ 24.97 for a 30 day membership. Not too bad at all when you take into consideration the personal touch given by Sammy, as well as the regular cam performances, the forays with her girlie friends and the 379 DVDs that you get access too (not her performances on these 379, but porn nonetheless). There are also several (read: a shit load of) other sites included free with your membership — a bonus to an already fantastic site. My feeling is, however, that you will rarely stray from Sammy herself.
These are generally some of my favorite sites. They’re amateurs. They’re personal. And the best part is that you get to know the lady, which you can’t do at massive porn sites or movie sites. You anticipate every week of updates. If they do updates on Thursday, you never miss a Thursday at home alone with a tube of lube and your online lover. You damn near feel like you really, really know these kind of gals and you start to have real feelings for them. Damn — this is my kind of site.
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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incredible
The site: naughtyjulie.com
The price:$29.99 Month
The verdict: We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it 10 out of 10.
Not to be outdone by Naughty Allie, Julie also sports the nickname “naughty.” Who’s naughtier? Who fucking cares? Is it always a contest with you fuckers? Just sit back, release your steak and enjoy the ride, you thankless bastards you.
It’s going to come down to a matter of personal taste as far as facial looks go, if you want to compare the two. They could damn near be sisters (ouch – that shit’s too hot to even think of, actually). They are built very similarly (blonde, skinny and huge fake tits) and they both like the cock AND the pussy. Two of a kind, they are.
Julie used to earn her keep (and get her jollies) on a large cam girl site, but decided that she and her man, Jon, wanted to start their own gig. Lucky for us, they did just that. This “mom & pop” site is incredibly good, and among the best (like Naughty Allie, Wifey’s World, Chica’s Place, and a few others).
All it takes is $29.99 and you can have all of her shit that she currently has on the site (which is thousands of pics and dozens of videos, as well as a private journal), as well as constant updates. For example – as I write this, there have been about 400 new photos and several videos added in the last month alone. Stellar upkeep from Jon and Julie. And it doesn’t hurt that they are a hot couple to boot.
We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it.
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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do you smell fish?
The site: movieaccess.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.
This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.
Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.
How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat
They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!
Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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Vicky Vette = throbbing erection
The site: vickyathome.com
The price:$24.95/month
The verdict: I admit – when I first saw Vicky, I groaned and thought, “Oh shit, another fake pro site.” She proved me dead wrong. Vicky, you have a great thing going here. I am suggesting that you all give it a try.
I work from home. I have learned to type with one hand, since the other is pretty much glued to my cock, and I can type over 100 words per minute, mistake free. I can also crank out 2 nuts every 17 minutes, usually for about 5 to 6 hours per stint. Pretty fucking impressive resume, huh?Vicky Vette is the star of attraction on this tasty little corner of the pornonet. She is EXACTLY what you think of when you picture a porn star – huge fake tits, gorgeous face, perfect body, blonde hair, big, red lips – she is the fucking prototype (Norwegian to boot!). If you want the chick next door – back it up. If you want a real, pro porn star – Vicky is waiting with her legs spread.
The twist, however, is that the videos are NOT those super lighted, ultra staged fuck scenes. In fact – they are really nice, amateur looking flicks. Of course, it is Vicky “at home” — so that makes sense, unless she lives in a studio (but you never know about some sites…). The difference is that Vicky runs the site herself. No big companies, no studio shit. She used to do that, but got tired of faking it (THANK YOU VICKY!!). So she started this gem – and she has done a damn fine job.
Vicky devotes her entire life to this site. She has done over 150 scenes. She also has lots of friends and playmates that visit her site, doing live cam shows just like she does. Oh – and don’t think this is one of those under 20, tease sites. Those fucking suck. Vicky is a true woman – one who knows how to please, and proves it with full blown hardcore scenes on a more-than-regular basis.
The price to join is $25 monthly. Take my expert word for it – this is a fucking hell of a deal. Just think about any of your favorite porn starlets, and how much you would LOVE for them to take all of the bullshit out of their scenes – the airbrushing, the fake orgasms, the perfect lighting. How fucking rad would that be? Well, Vicky shows us. And it’s pretty fucking awesome.
I admit – when I first saw Vicky, I groaned and thought, “Oh shit, another fake pro site.” She proved me dead wrong. Vicky, you have a great thing going here. I am suggesting that you all give it a try.
… 9 out of 10
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