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Sammy 4 U Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

sammy4u

"We'd better slow things down - these are all the rubbers we have left."

The site: sammy4u.com

The price:$24.97/Month

The verdict: These are generally some of my favorite sites. They’re amateurs. They’re personal. And the best part is that you get to know the lady, which you can’t do at massive porn sites or movie sites. You anticipate every week of updates. If they do updates on Thursday, you never miss a Thursday at home alone with a tube of lube and your online lover. You damn near feel like you really, really know these kind of gals and you start to have real feelings for them. Damn — this is my kind of site. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.sammy4u.com

We found a new one here, and here’s my prediction, btiches — Sammy 4 U will become our most popular, most visited site ever. You heard me. Mark my words — then go see what the fuck I’m talking about. Then, just for fun, email me and tell me how much you love Sammy. I’ll wait right here.

Sammy is a one girl site — but NOT on of those pseudo-amateur, bubbly teen whores that doesn’t know her asshole from an ampersand. Sammy is much like Wifey (except younger — no offense intended to Wifey). Think Heather from I Deep Throat. Yeah — that’s it. She’s a one gal show that will knock your fucking cocks off. And most importantly she’s a *real* chick — no mass-produced gutter snipe. It’s like going to a Mom and Pop store to buy porn, but and Pop is gone and you get to fuck the shit out of Mom.

Here’s Sammy’s vitals — 4 feet 10 inches tall and stacked like a game of Jenga. She has 32D tits on that little frame. My boner runs out of skin every time I think of that. She’s bi sexual — so there is not only man-woman play, but girl-girl shit as well. Oh — and in case you are wondering, unlike many of those bootsy-bopper one-chick sites, Sammy does hardcore. A lot.

So much, in fact, that her collection of homemade porn videos go as all the way back 10 YEARS to 1998 — and you get to see them all. She does a lot of member requested shoots and videos. She gets off on it, knowing that YOU are getting off on it. She also has a daily diary/blog, a message board and some wallpapers so you can jerk off at work too!

The price of admission is great for a site like this as well –$ 24.97 for a 30 day membership. Not too bad at all when you take into consideration the personal touch given by Sammy, as well as the regular cam performances, the forays with her girlie friends and the 379 DVDs that you get access too (not her performances on these 379, but porn nonetheless). There are also several (read: a shit load of) other sites included free with your membership — a bonus to an already fantastic site. My feeling is, however, that you will rarely stray from Sammy herself.

These are generally some of my favorite sites. They’re amateurs. They’re personal. And the best part is that you get to know the lady, which you can’t do at massive porn sites or movie sites. You anticipate every week of updates. If they do updates on Thursday, you never miss a Thursday at home alone with a tube of lube and your online lover. You damn near feel like you really, really know these kind of gals and you start to have real feelings for them. Damn — this is my kind of site.

Visit the site: www.sammy4u.com

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Real Milf Gangbang Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Mom?

Mom...is that you?

The site: realmilfgangbang.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: There were many good, real videos on this site. A great reality site. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.realmilfgangbang.com

What a great reality site we have here! This is a no bullshit, no staging site that puts four or five black dudes into one chick. The chick is a MILF that just wants to fulfill a fantasy…to get fucked by a bunch of black dudes at once. How do we know it is not staged? Just check it out for yourself and you will know. Watch the free trailers and it is obvious that these ladies are not in the business…they just want a one time good time!

Meat Members is the name of the network that this site is a part of, and they have several reality sites that are ALL bullshit-free! These guys do reality right by not insulting our intelligence and setting up a bunch of shit people can see right through. Instead, they let their reputation get them real chicks who want to fuck on film. In addition to that, they also have a lot more going for them…like over a million MBs of ORIGINAL content on over 40 sites, all available for $29.95 per month! When it comes to reality sites, they are the best we have seen so far. And even their non-reality sites are great.

As we mentioned, the whole idea of this site is to let this gang of black guys with baseball bat sized cocks make a dream cum true for these white bitches. The chick that we loved the most may surprise you, because she was not the hottest or the thinnest or anything like that…but she enjoyed this ride more than you could imagine. Traci was obviously not a porn star. She was cute, but a little on the heavy side. She was pierced in all of the right spots, though and was by no means a virgin. She took all of these cocks in her — both holes — and loved every second of it. We haven’t seen anyone genuinely enjoy sex that much on a site in a long time. It was great to see a real orgasm and a real good time!

We always sing the praises of this network for getting the hottest chicks. We will tell you that this site is not full of hottie teens and chicks like that. They are real ladies from around the U.S. that come to get fucked. Some are fat, some are old…but all of them are genuine and real, so we think it is a whole lot hotter than some other sites with super hot girls that are just there for the check.

There were many good, real videos on this site. A great reality site.

Visit the site: www.realmilfgangbang.com

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Outrageous Grannies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Outrageous Gannies Sample Photo

She doesn't seem all that outrageous. Or grannyish, for that matter.

The site: outrageousgrannies.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Grannies obviously still like getting freaky. Enjoy the fruits of their perversion. It’s better than getting a sweater at Christmans.  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.outrageousgrannies.com

“When it comes to bringing a man pleasure, absolutely nothing can compare to an older woman!. They’ve had years of experience in perfecting the fine art of seducing a man and then giving him the fuck of a lifetime. Cum inside and experience it first hand inside Outrageous Grannies.”

Those words are printed on the front of the website Outrageous Grannies. We could not have said it better ourselves. We did “cum” inside and we found a surprisingly great site.

The great news is that your membership fee is less than $25 per month, and you not only get to watch granny’s fanny, but numerous other categories as well. The fee includes over 50 other sites of differing interests for the one total monthly price. Hard to beat the bargain. We also noticed, with older women movies in particular, that they offer a surprisingly large amount of them. Nearly 100 usable scenes are featured on Outrageous Grannies alone. Many are very decent attempts at serious, hardcore porn, but we should warn that a few are obvious attempts at granny humor. We still liked those, but only for a laugh, not for getting off.

We were pleasantly surprised when we stumbled on Linda Ross, star of the first scene in Older Women, Younger Men 5. Very sexy for an older lady, this fit, blonde freak can suck a cock like nobody’s business. And she proves it on a gigantic dong that is flopped in front of her. She is very aggressive, which is of course one of the draws for the older women…they take what they want! She is very vocal and very active…and did we mention sexy? No shit…check her out. Would we steer you wrong?

We know that some of you prefer solo acts, too, so here is something for you. Masturbating Mid-life Mamas is a film dedicated to solo acts from older ladies. There is some nice talent here, too! Our favorite was scene #8, which features a very nice looking older blonde, initially masturbating on the toilet. She has had some work done (fake lips and tits, probably some wrinkle work as well), but she really looks pretty damn good. She gets into it, tossing and turning around, eventually giving us a shot from behind as she bends over, and even licking her own juices from her fingers. Great work, granny!

The more of these “grandma” sites we see, the more convinced we are that they should be taken seriously. Many of these women are still very attractive and they are very aggressive and fun. This site has many options to choose from, including many good films.

Grannies obviously still like getting freaky. Enjoy the fruits of their perversion. It’s better than getting a sweater at Christmans. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.outrageousgrannies.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Chick Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Smooch

Smooch!

The site: chickpass.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Excellent *real* amateur videos. Unprecedented amount of no-bullshit amateur content fro less than a buck a day. I’m a proud member. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.chickpass.com

Two words — REAL fucking amateur porn! Oh…ok, well…4 words then. Either way – -this is NOT FAKE SHIT! Real amateur porn is harder and harder to come by than ever before, mainly because it takes hours, days, weeks or months to sift through all of the bullshit that is labeled “real amateur.” Lucky for you, I do that shit for you. You’re welcome.No shit guys — it’s hard to find sites like this anymore. The first thing you will notice on Chick Pass is that it does not look professional at all. Not even in the slightest. If you are looking for a polished site, we have thousands of those reviewed all over Porny Little Devil. This one is not polished — but DO NOT take that to mean it is not good. On the contrary — it is very, very good. It’s not the shitty, grainy, hard to see video of home movies, either. It’s organized, but amateur.

A lot of people have a hard time grasping the love for a site like this, as it is admittedly missing those things that I spoke of (professionalism, polish, etc.). But it is REAL. No fake moans, no airbrushing to make perfect men and women — just real people enjoying a good fuck. And mostly in orgy form.

My favorite area of the site? Fuck the Geek. This slightly overweight, bespectacled douchebag has carved a niche for himself and somehow convinces relatively hot chicks to fuck him. Why didn’t YOU think of this? This would’ve been a great way for you to finally get laid. Maybe you should join this network, write him a fan letter and ride his coat tails…

When you join this site for $1.00 per day ($4.95 for a five day pass), you get access to an unfathomable amount of amateur shit. Lots of sites give you this much content — but NOT lots of true amateur sites do. Go to their site, click on the “join” button and scroll down. Look at all of those fucking sites and videos and series that you get access to! Un-fucking-believable. I joined this site immediately and it is one of my favorites.

Excellent *real* amateur videos. Unprecedented amount of no-bullshit amateur content fro less than a buck a day. I’m a proud member.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.chickpass.com

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Classic Mature Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

classic-matureThe site: classicmature.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: It’s great for me – but I’m the guy that’s gonna fuck a ton of chicks that are sitting in God’s waiting room. You’d better bring your beer goggles if you’re going to get jiggy with this. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.classicmature.com

I have been considering making a move to only old chicks. I think I will schedule a 6 month period where I fuck only women aged 69 and up. I have been too reliant on fresh pussy, and I have neglected the fact that there is some really good snapper amongst the wrinkles of a septuagenarian. And after we fuck we can go catch the early bird discount at Golden Corral.This site will definitely be a precursor to making that goal happen. There are some crusties up in this motherfucker. Not all bad – if you like them old (and I guess “classic mature” is one level older than regular mature, by the looks of it).

The site itself lacks original content -it’s basically a video rental store (albeit online videos) for old bitches getting fucked. It’s great if you are craving tons of videos of chicks that look like your grandma getting fucked by dudes that look like your son – -only with a bigger cock.

The best part of the entire experience is that it’s absolutely free for 3 full days. No catch, no shit – 3 day free trials. If you like the bags, you can get this site and a ton more free sites for about $40 per month. The quantity is well deserving of the higher price tag – you decide if you can swing it.

It’s great for me – but I’m the guy that’s gonna fuck a ton of chicks that are sitting in God’s waiting room. You’d better bring your beer goggles if you’re going to get jiggy with this.

5.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.classicmature.com

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Cumming Matures Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I dont know where to start

That is someone's grandmother.

The site: cummingmatures.com

The price:$0.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: You have to get past some of the wrinkly-fats here, but if you can stomach that, the cumming is grand. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cummingmatures.com

Holy Christ! I went to this site and right on the front page is a picture of my mom holding a power tool with a rubbery cock attached to the end of it! That shit pisses me right off! That is MY fucking jackhammer Mom – go buy your own slut devices for your fucking internet job.

This site has an interesting twist that I have not seen before- a combo paired together that are not normally thought of together -old bitches and fuck machines. To be honest – I like it. Especially for the less-than-desirable old ladies – that way I don’t have to watch some poor young buck struggle through a mercy fuck.

I think the invention of high definition porn is one of the greatest things ever to happen in my lifetime. That being said, I’m not so sure that HD “mature” porn is such a good idea. No- I am CERTAIN that you should not show a 58 year old woman’s crotch being blistered by a mechanical dick – in HD. It should never happen…but it has. Boo.

But there are some hot older ladies on here – so I could stand to watch the hotter ones in HD. And let me tell you fuckers something – there is some EXTREME shit on this site. Lots and lots of good scenes of damn near violent machine fucking.

Any time you introduce fucking machines, the orgasms will be award winning. Sorry dudes-the robots have us beat hands down in the fuck department. And that is the thing that makes this site a good one – the sound and look or a “real” female orgasm is like no other. Shit – you could hook a robo-cock up to a bitch moose and I would get a chubby just listening to her jizz.

You have to get past some of the wrinkly-fats here, but if you can stomach that, the cumming is grand.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cummingmatures.com

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Dakota Rae Patrick Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

she's such a rock slut

Those lips could suck a six pack of cocks at once.

The site: dakotaraepatrick.com

The price:$24.95 month

The verdict: Great site in a great network. Each site that we see in this network is worth the membership fee alone, and you get all of these great sites for one price. A close second to Rachel Aziani in this network! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.dakotaraepatrick.com

Ask anyone what the first thing they notice about Dakota Rae Patrick is and you will certainly get one of two answers. The first, and probably most obvious, are her luscious 36DD breasts. How could you not? They are what adult movie legends are made of! The other camp would answer that it is her plump, cock-sucking lips (Not the lips down there, although those are nice and plump as well)! While this may be the minority answer, we would agree with this one. Dakota, we love those lips!

But the REAL attraction is what you will find underneath her shirt! No…not those, we already talked about those. The washboard abs on this hottie are hands down the best in the adult industry. She easily has one of the sexiest bodies that we have seen on ALL of the sites that we have reviewed to this point. With Dakota you get the best of both worlds…a huge rack and a tiny body (and we would be remiss if we didn’t mention the incredible ass). The best way we can describe her is that she has the body of an Olympic athlete, with the tits of a pinup girl. No that we think of it…there is no way to describe Dakota in words…you just have to see her to believe her.

And see her you can at this site…you can see very last bit of her. Not only can you see still photos of her, and the standard videos of her, but you can also see her live on camera if you go at the right time. Luckily, she has her schedule on her site for us to know when she will be performing live.

If you get there at a time when she is not online live, there is plenty to keep you busy. May we suggest that you take a look at her videos, especially the one of her in the tanning bed. Maybe it is just us, but we have always had a fantasy to fuck in a tanning bed, or at least in the little rooms that they put you in. Maybe it is because all of the girls that work at those places are hot as fuck. Who knows…but this video certainly helps us with that fantasy. Dakota starts to play with herself in the tanning bed, and then pulls out a handy little vibrator to help move things along. It works, as she jams the vibe and plays with her clit. The really nice thing about this one is the fact that she is completely lubed up with tanning oil from head to toe. The lighting of the tanning bed also makes for a neat effect.

Dakota’s site is a member of the Twisted Pass network, which means that you can join this site, and approximately 20 others, for the price of $24.95 per month. Every time we review another site in this network, we think this is a better and better deal. Check out Twisted Pass.com for the list of all of the sites. We LOVED a companion site, that of Rachel Aziani (read the review…it is a perfect 10!). We also think that Dakota hit one out of the park with her site. She does not offer as many extras as Rachel, but she is a top-shelf piece of ass that will not disappoint.

A couple of the extras that she does offer are a daily diary, which is updated, well…daily of course! Many sites promise those and never come through, but Dakota Does. We also LVOED the candid photos captured in her Scrapbook. These are not professional, posed for pictures, but instead pictures that you or I would have in our scrapbook (except with a lot more half-naked hot chicks!). Very nice touch, Dakota!

Great site in a great network. Each site that we see in this network is worth the membership fee alone, and you get all of these great sites for one price. A close second to Rachel Aziani in this network!

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dakotaraepatrick.com

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Dannis Playground Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Where are the monkey bars, Bitches?

The site: dannisplayground.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.dannisplayground.com

You want a TRUE gal-next-door? Danni is your huckleberry. Seriously…Danni lives next door to you. Look out your window – -she’s out there watering the flowers and shoving a garden weasel in her snatch right now! She’s your neighbor — if you live somewhere in New Jersey, that is. But even if not, find the nearest 24 year old living in your neighborhood, and odds are she’ll slightly resemble Danni. Danni’s not hot, but not ugly. She’s short but tall, chunky but average. Her tits are average, as is the rest of her body. She’s your next door neighbor. Except that she fucks on the internet and you can pay (a very small fee actually) and watch her. If your neighbor does that — get your ass next door and get to work!The rest of you…if you are a fan of true amateur work — and that is real chicks, real guys, and not super hotties that pretend to be amateurs — then this site, and the network that it is a part of, is going to get your nuts churning. The T & A Studios network is the one that runs this site and NUMEROUS other amateur sites, and they are good at what they do. Not because the lighting is great or the chicks are top tier — they’re not. But because I love to see real people fucking, not hot people pretending to enjoy fucking.

The other great thing about Danni is that she is bi-curious. Not bi, bi-curious. She admits that she digs girls, but has a lot to learn when it comes to pleasing them, eating pussy, etc. In my opinion, a real girl learning sexual things in front of me is fucking hot. Period. I’ll take that shit any day over some airbrushed tramp that fakes moaning so poorly it sounds like she’s giving birth instead of getting fucked.

And if you see Danni, decide she’s not hot enough, but are still curious as to what the network is all about — join anyway. WHAT?? And waste your hard earned money?!? Yeah — because it’s only 5 cluckoons ($4.95 American dollars). That’ll get you 120 solid hours to check out the entire network and decide if you’re a REAL amateur man, or a star-sniffer.

Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dannisplayground.com

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Diary of a MILF Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Diary Of A MILF Sample Photo

"Dear diary...call me Slut..."

The site: diaryofamilf.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Very nice MILF site. One of the best. Unbelievable talent and many, many oroginal videos (which are updated 2 times a week). Not a bad word to be said! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.diaryofamilf.com

MILF sites can either be a bunch of trashy old women who know how to work a cock, or the makers can work hard to find very good talent and then get them to work the cock. Diary of a MILF not only gets the talent that everyone wants, but also puts a unique spin on the site and hits one out of the park! The set up is very original. The videos include diary entries (read by the supposed authors) and acted out for our pleasure. The talent is incredible. That being said, in some instances it is almost too incredible, as some of the girls look almost too young to be MILFs. But most are the perfect age and have the perfect amount of experience.

One example of that is Lezley Zen, an incredibly sexy MILF with the body of a 19 year old and the moves of a veteran. She is a tall brunette with large plastic boobs (tastefully done though). She has very sexy eyes and you could bounce trashcan lids off of her ass. Her story is that she and her hubby decide they want his best friend in on the action, so they invite him over for the “game.” Be sure to watch the fucking HOT reverse cowgirl that she does on him, riding him with all of the fervor of a madman.

Phillisha Anne is a sexy blonde MILF who goes to collect some rent from her brother’s roommate. In their words, all she found to collect was “some cock and balls.” Nice writing! In any event, she also performs at the top of her game in the reverse cowgirl department. Phillisha looks INCREDIBLE in a pair of jeans, and even better out of a pair of jeans. Extremely good talent here. Bravo to the makers of this MILF site!

Another Naughty America joint, this is put out in connection with Ass masterpiece and Housewife 1 on 1. For all three sites you only pay $24.95 per month. All of them (as with all of the other Naughty America sites) are original in content, very well produced, lots of material and frequent updates. In this particular case, they promise updates TWICE per week, which is nearly unheard of on an original content site.

Very nice MILF site. One of the best. Unbelievable talent and many, many oroginal videos (which are updated 2 times a week). Not a bad word to be said!

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.diaryofamilf.com

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