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That's about as easy as it gets.

The site: easyelders.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: More of a laugh than anything. It is very entertaining, but not always in a sexual way. If very old women turn you on, you will love it.  5 out of 10.

Asthon! Where is Ashton Kuchar? He has to be hidden here somewhere, because we MUST be getting Punk’d here. Much of the content at easyelders is so over the top it can’t possibly be real. Hopefully, though, for some special guys out there this sort of thing really gets them off. To each his own, right?

Easyelders takes MILF fetishes to another level altogether. We suppose some of these ladies could be called GILFs, if someone claims they would “love” to fuck them. We realize there are fetishes for just about everything out there, and for each fetish there is a devout following. We certainly never knock anyone for their sexual preference or what gets them off. If we told anyone what kinds of things really got us going, we may be stoned to death! But the reality of it is that even the makers of this site are poking fun with some of the shit that they put on here.

For example, our absolute favorite scene (due to its comedic effect, not for it sexual arousal), is in the movie Mature Kink 14, where a –ahem — lady is hunched over her walker, sucking a guys cock. That is a little too much work for her, so they move to the couch, where her dentures pop out as she is giving him head. “That’s OK,” she says, “You’ll like it this way.” She also mentions something about missing her Bingo later. This is obviously aimed at getting laughs more than getting off.

If you can find it in yourself to weed through the gag videos, you will find some pretty decent films on this site. Mature Women With Younger Girls is more our speed, with sexy older ladies teaching the young’uns a thing or two. Masturbating Mid-life Mamas is also entertaining, as the 40-somethigns fly solo for the camera. Finally, we enjoyed several scenes from Older and Horny.

After our initial impression of, “This cannot be true,” we find ourselves more and more entertained by this site. We have to be honest and admit that only part of our entertainmant comes from sexual pleasure. We also got many good laughs from this site. The great thing about it is that it is only one of several sites included in teh Megasitepass package ($24.95 per month), so you can get off many other ways for the same price, and then take a break and come back for a laugh. And if this site is the kind of thing that turns you on, then you have our vote for “Kinky Person of the Year!”

More of a laugh than anything. It is very entertaining, but not always in a sexual way. If very old women turn you on, you will love it. …

5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.easyelders.com

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The site: mykinkywife.com

The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: I was not a huge fan of this site. It is well done, but there are so many thousands of places on the Internet to see REAL kinky wives doing real shit – not porn actresses pretending to be kinky wives. 6 out of 10.

My ex-wife was pretty kinky. She used to go to the Humane Society and let the strays all do their thing to her. It was pretty demeaning to me, actually. Especially since I worked there at the time. At first people thought she was showing up to see me – until they saw her splayed out in the kennels with a bag of kibbles in one hand and a tub of Jiffy in the other.

These chicks are kinky, but if you’re looking for a real swinger site or anything remotely resembling that – look away. They are trying to bill it as a MILF site where the ladies get nasty while their husbands are away, but instead, I found a pro site with chick of all ages, fucking dudes on a porn set.

The fucking is good and the chicks are admittedly in the upper echelon of porn chicks. I just hate it when they try to push some bullshit on us about wives cheating, when I can actually see that shit for real elsewhere. I don’t know – -if I am watching pro porn, I want it to be billed as such.

That being said, there are definitely many good things about the site. First of all, the chicks are stellar. The fucking is great, the quality is HD I believe, and the network is huge – -with over 15 giant sites that are all included for free when you join any one of them.

And the very best thing about the site is that you can get it FREE for 3 full days before you have to decide whether you want to pay to join or not. I don’t give a fuck if they bill it as home made videos and give me the highest level of pro porn – if I am getting it free I don’t give a rat’s balls.

I was not a huge fan of this site. It is well done, but there are so many thousands of places on the Internet to see REAL kinky wives doing real shit – not porn actresses pretending to be kinky wives.

Visit the site: www.mykinkywife.com

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"Let me just dilly out a 'gasm here real quick, then we can go over those quarterlies."

The site: mymilfboss.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Silly story line, but great talent. Let me repeat that — GREAT TALENT! As you know I’m not a fan of the fantasy shit, but I can look past that in this case. The site is that good. 9.5 out of 10.

I’m jealous. These fucking dudes get called into the office and get to fuck their hot ass bosses all the time. My boss NEVER calls me into the office for a good fucking. My boss has never sucked my cock on the conference table. He and I are gonna have a talk after this shit!

As you probably know if you read some of my reviews before, I’m not a big fan of the bullshit story lines that sometimes come along with these sites (and with pornos in general). I don’t care if she’s a boss, or a schoolgirl or a fucking cadaver — just fuck. That’s all I care about. So the “acting” part of this site grates on my nerves a little — but the upside is tremendous, so I’m not even going to bash them about it.

This is one fantastic site — and I mean that. The talent level is way higher than I had anticipated. It’s a PimpRoll produced site, which almost always means hot chicks — but they even outdid themselves this time. And not only the talent — they have a very nice set-up with clear videos (downloadable in several formats) and lots and lots of content as well (with regular updates). But the talent is what impresses me above all of the other stuff.

Roxetta should be a well-known starlet. She’s got what it takes, yet she’s not a household name (until now that is) – -Roxetta, girl you need to get you a catchier name and a new agent — you could be a star! For those of you that are too fucking lazy to click on the link and check her out, I’ll give you a little incentive — first of all, she has perfect, what I call “movie star tits.” Ever notice how chicks like Angelina Jolie have perfect tits and nipples? Not too big, not too small, they hang perfectly, etc. – -that’s exactly the kind of tits Roxetta has. She also have a movie star face – -she’s gorgeous. Her milky-white skin alone turns me on — not to mention her lightly shaven vagina and incredibly nice ass. Seriously — just go look at this woman. You don’t even have to join…just check her out and jerk off to the picture!

In my opinion, Roxetta alone is reason enough to join — at least for a 3 day trial membership. Shit, it’s only $2.99 dude. That’s even affordable for your broke ass. Sell one of those Storm Trooper action figures and you can join for a few months (it’s only $24.95 per month). It’s worth it. Plus, you may even REALLY get laid if you get rid of those fucking action figures, Darth. Until then, you can just use this site — and the 100 plus sites that come along free with it.

Silly story line, but great talent. Let me repeat that — GREAT TALENT! As you know I’m not a fan of the fantasy shit, but I can look past that in this case. The site is that good.

Visit the site: www.mymilfboss.com

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WTF?!?

Their motto is, “Anything under 40, we throw ‘em back!” To us, it sounded like maybe the Department of Fish and Game has gotten involved in this one, setting limits like they do on fish. We culled as many as we could on this site, but in the end we had to turn many of them loose…but a few were keepers!

This site is, of course, dedicated to the aged ladies. We have heard some people say that like a fine wine, women get better with age. That is true to a point. But also like a fine wine, if you do not take good care of it, it will spoil and turn to bottled poison as it gets older too! Many of the ladies we saw on this site were…um…old. Some, however, were still getting it done in their 40s and 50s.

We have a couple of examples to show you what we mean. Marina is a very attractive blonde granny with a very nice body. She has D-cup tits –that do NOT sag — a cute face and a very nice pussy (trimmed, but not shaven). She is not at all fat or saggy. She wears a fishnet body suit in her set and jams a vibrator in her snatch. On the other hand, we had Jackie, a 57 year old bitch that has been ridden hard and put away wet. She is not fat, which is about all she has going for her these days. Her tits are a train wreck…tiny and like empty socks hanging off of her chest. Her pussy is revolting and if she asks us, a nice waxing of her cunt and ass would be appropriate. She is not the worst, either. One chick is so old that she gave Moses head.

As far as the site itself goes, it is well done, well videoed and has all-original content. Of course, we could argue that it is easy to get all original content when you are filming your own grandmother, but the fact remains that you should not be able to see these videos anywhere else (whew!). They are all amateur-type gals too, so most, if not all, of them should be new to you!

The membership fee is about $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. We know…three days is MORE than you can handle. There is spectacular news about this one, though. There are TWO DOZEN other sites that are included in your membership. None of the rest of them are full of dinosaurs…only this one. The rest are fetish sites that are very well done, have sexy girls and we liked them a lot.

Luckily, we checked this one out before we ate. We are not really history buffs, but if you are then this just may be your place.

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