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Grannies Fucked Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

a bit dry but that can be a good thing

Eating that thing would be like chewing on a wallet.

The site: granniesfucked.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: A granny site alone would be overpriced at this fee, but with the additional 60 sites it is a steal. The grannies are good for novelty and when you want to get down and dirty you can head to one of the other sites. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.granniesfucked.com

This site is a tough sell. We have never understood the granny fetish. We are not knocking it — as we have always said, to each his– or her, or its — own. But we are sure that the makers of this site have a hard time convincing people to come here to see old, wrinkled pussy when there are millions of sites out there with young, skinny and beautiful chicks. But as far as granny sites go, this one ain’t all that bad!

We are not sure how they did it, but they claim to have collected over 150,000 granny pictures, 100,000 videos of grannies and, believe it or not, 24/7 live sex shows with, um…grannies. That is true, but we just cannot fathom how. We guess grannies get poor and need quick money too! What is even more puzzling is how they get these young, relatively nice looking guys to fuck these old dust bags. Again — lack of money will make you do unusual things.

On second thought, it may be fun to give one a ride once. We love MILFs, that is for sure. It would take a little getting used to, but we said we would never eat sushi and now we have it 3 times a week! The upside of grannies? No worries about pregnancy, that is for sure. They are also not shallow and always worried about little things. When they get into bed, it could be for the last time, so they aim to make it memorable.

The membership fee for these geezers is $1.95 for a three day trial and $39.95 for a month. That will get you access to all of the grannies in their wrinkled glory, and will also get you access to SIXTY other sites. Six Zero, folks. Now, they are not all granny sites, that would be nearly impossible. But they are all different types of sites, each having thousands upon thousands of videos and pictures of their respective genres. You will find everything from legs to feet to amateurs to MILFS. Lots and lots of content makes this deal unbeatable.

A granny site alone would be overpriced at this fee, but with the additional 60 sites it is a steal. The grannies are good for novelty and when you want to get down and dirty you can head to one of the other sites.

6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.granniesfucked.com

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Naughty Julie Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

incredible

incredible

The site: naughtyjulie.com

The price:$29.99 Month

The verdict: We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyjulie.com

Not to be outdone by Naughty Allie, Julie also sports the nickname “naughty.” Who’s naughtier? Who fucking cares? Is it always a contest with you fuckers? Just sit back, release your steak and enjoy the ride, you thankless bastards you.

It’s going to come down to a matter of personal taste as far as facial looks go, if you want to compare the two. They could damn near be sisters (ouch – that shit’s too hot to even think of, actually). They are built very similarly (blonde, skinny and huge fake tits) and they both like the cock AND the pussy. Two of a kind, they are.

Julie used to earn her keep (and get her jollies) on a large cam girl site, but decided that she and her man, Jon, wanted to start their own gig. Lucky for us, they did just that. This “mom & pop” site is incredibly good, and among the best (like Naughty Allie, Wifey’s World, Chica’s Place, and a few others).

All it takes is $29.99 and you can have all of her shit that she currently has on the site (which is thousands of pics and dozens of videos, as well as a private journal), as well as constant updates. For example – as I write this, there have been about 400 new photos and several videos added in the last month alone. Stellar upkeep from Jon and Julie. And it doesn’t hurt that they are a hot couple to boot.

We are sold. Period. We couldn’t decide who was hotter here at PLD headquarters — so we fucking joined both. Now I have to jerk off twice as much every day. The only downside to any of this is that my cock is now a deflated, fleshy windsock. But…it was all worth it.

Visit the site: www.naughtyjulie.com

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Granny Ghetto Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3The site: grannyghetto.com
The price:Exclusive PLD pricing – $2.95 Trial, $14.95 Month

The verdict: Everyone likes a good joke – like the one in your greased up hand right now. Funny site, and part of a good network. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.grannyghetto.com

Have you guys ever fucked a chick over 80? I did once. It was pretty hot. She told me she was a squirter, which is usually even hotter. But this broad was so fucking old that when she squirted, it was only dust and fog. Her pussy looked like a smoke machine. I threw her in the corner, turned on my strobe light and finished myself off to disco music.
I assume this is more of a joke than a serious site – as evidenced by the graphic of the glass with false teeth in it right on the front of the site. Or even the graphic of the chick using a walker. If you are going to join this site, know that you shouldn’t be taking it too seriously. It’s a good place for a little comic relief – and as I will tell you about in a minute – there are a lot of seriously good sites including in your membership.

Well, the chicks are not hot here, but really – -what group of 65 year olds have you ever looked at and said, “Man, those bitches are HOT!”? I should say that they are not hot to me – I know everyone has his own fetish and maybe you find them hot as shit. If so, tip of the hat to you, gents. I am all for it. And, just so the record is clear, I would fuck each and every female on this site – so it’s not like I think I m above it or anything.

Sometimes you will have a site that talks about having older women, but then fudges a bit on it, sticking much younger ladies in there. Not this one. These chicks are all AT LEAST 58 if they are a day. Do this – grab a $3 trial membership and take 3 days off from work. Tell me what you think. If you don’t like it, you are only out $3, man.

And if you do – or if you are still on the fence, know that you are going to get a TON of top grade shit for free when you join. Like the official sites of Peter North, Tera Patrick, Rocco Siffredi and Silvia Saint. Like more than a dozen top notch sites. Like daily updates. Yeah…that kind of shit. This network is one of the most respected networks in the entire world.

Everyone likes a good joke – like the one in your greased up hand right now. Funny site, and part of a good network.

Special Update! When you join GrannyGhetto.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.grannyghetto.com

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Granny Hot Movies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

granny-hot-moviesThe site: grannyhotmovies.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: As bad as it sounds, it is not all that bad! There are admittedly some videos that make fun of older people, and some that are less than appetizing — but overall there are some really good fuck videos here! 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.grannyhotmovies.com

We want to jam a dong in granny’s fanny! A little meat in the seat of the bitch with the sweet treats! AARP look out — we are giving some of these early birds a big, fat worm!
We just made that shit up — we kill ourselves sometimes! Anyway, this is a site to watch old bitches get fucked. Sorry, we don’t sugar coat it like grandma would. Ok…we’ll try. Granny Hot Movies is a site for mature ladies to have sexual encounters with younger men. Better? Good…now go to this site and watch your grandma take one up the ass!

Of course this is a mature site, what we consider to be one step “older” than a MILF site. This is a collection of silver foxes that are past their prime in looks, but not necessarily in sexual prominence. We often wonder what the demographics are on these type of sites…that is who the majority of the subscribers are? Is it people who are older or younger? We like them just fine (we are younger) but we know that we are not on pace with the rest of the world. Either way, they are not nearly as bad as one would think.

Somehow they have made this into sort of a megasite — that is that there are hundreds of hours of video available and lots and lots of pictures as well. The videos all seem to be a of very good quality –at least for the most part. The talent…well, it is grandmothers for chrissakes. WE actually happened to find many of them tasty, but that is a personal preference we know. All we can say is, give it a look and judge for yourself. But at least give it a chance!

The subscription will cost you only $1.00 for a three day trial, which we recommend for a site like this. Since it is a little off the beaten path, you should take a gander at it first to make sure that it is your bag. If so, then it is only $29.92 to join this site and the EIGHT others that come right along with it! That is a great deal for any age group!

As bad as it sounds, it is not all that bad! There are admittedly some videos that make fun of older people, and some that are less than appetizing — but overall there are some really good fuck videos here!

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.grannyhotmovies.com

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Naughty Swinger Wife Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

the pointy finger drives me batty

"What can your tequila do for you? Nuthin'"

The site: naughtyswingerwife.com

The price:$29.98 per month

The verdict: I can’t give them a perfect score because of the little bit of deception for pretending to be a real amateur site when they’re not – but this site and this network does have some incredible looking pieces of ass. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.naughtyswingerwife.com

I have been to my fair share of swingers clubs, and I am usually the best looking single guy there. I’m not being cocky, just honest. But what I have learned is that the couples rarely go for the good looking guy. They couldn’t give a shit if a dude looks like John Wayne Gacey – as long as his Jimmy fits their pre-determined profile. That profile is usually lengthy and thick. I got nothing in the thick department.

This is a site that claims to be a married/swinger site. I am not buying the cover – but in this case I am willing to give them somewhat of a pass. Why? Because the talent level is fucking through the roof here. I’m talking stellar. McKenzee and Jaclyn were a couple of my faves – but there are too many to pick just one favorite.

The premise is a hubby and wife (different ones for each scene) want to add a fresher, under-20 gal to the mix. They get her and she completes the semen sandwich. There is a lot of pussy licking amongst the gals, and lots of hammering by the dude. Even though it’s pro, the site has an amateur feel to it. But man – the talent is REALLY something to write home about.

So is the deal. Less than $30 per month will get you in the door. You get several other sites as well – all of them along the same sort of amateur feel lines as this one – and all of them with superior talent. Su-fucking-perior.

I can’t give them a perfect score because of the little bit of deception for pretending to be a real amateur site when they’re not – but this site and this network does have some incredible looking pieces of ass.

Visit the site: www.naughtyswingerwife.com

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Granny Parts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3The site: grannyparts.com
The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99

The verdict: Very good for what it is, a site to watch old ladies fuck. A little hard to get around in, sort of like an old woman’s body! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)


To join, click here:www.grannyparts.com

Get out the tub of grease.Hurry! Turn out the lights.
Shut the door and lock it!Granny’s gettin’ some tonight!
Lube up her rear with jelly, slap her once or twice.
Slide your dick up in her butt…boy does that feel nice!

Grandma fucking can be some of the most rewarding fucking that there is. Of course we love MILFs, but granny fucking takes it one step further (or one step older, however you look at it). One thing that is obvious from the start with grannys, they are aggressive and they are vocal. Better yet, they are good at what they do! Many people simply do not even give a website a chance if they see a reference to granny or grandma. They are missing out!

This site offers a ton of videos, all separated into thumbnail images for easy searching. This is another one of those sites, however, that has several thumbnails on one page, but only one entire video per page, and no way to jump around. It is hard to navigate and very time consuming as well. It can be done, but it is not as easy as we would like it to be, dammit!

We went back to December 15, 2005 to find our first foxy granny. A blonde with small, natural tits and an amazingly nice looking pussy for an older lady. She has a meaty clit and beefy lips, although she is as skinny as a rail. She is a yelper, for sure. We really liked her and think that anyone with a mature fetish would agree.

We also are smitten with Fran, a g’ma that loves to eat at the Y! She does so on this video with a younger lass, eating that shit like it was pancakes! She takes the grandmotherly role, too, teaching the “younger” girl exactly what to do to make her feel good. Good teacher/student type film. We liked it!

The price of admission is a little up there at $39.99 per month, but you do get many things other than lots of videos and thousands of pictures. You also get E-zines that may well be written by grannies since they are designed to teach you how to do certain things better. You get games, personal ads (and yes, there are lots of mature ladies out there in your town looking for sex TONIGHT!), stories and a store to buy videos and toys. If that price is still too high for all of this, then you can join for three days for $2.95. You can’t bitch about that price!

Very good for what it is, a site to watch old ladies fuck. A little hard to get around in, sort of like an old woman’s body!

6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.grannyparts.com

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Naughty TJ Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

no need for the sheepish routine

"Oh MY! I've got me a young suitor!"

The site: naughtytj.com

The price:$29.83/month

The verdict: Not much else to say. I really liked her – but you have to see her for yourself to decide. I can tell you that this isn’t just another old MILF site – TJ is really something to look at. And beat off to. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.naughtytj.com

They say that chimpanzees’ genetics are 98% identical to a humans. I believe the genitalia of a chimp falls into that 2% category. Have you ever seen a chimp’s pussy? If not, try to avoid it at all costs. It looks like someone shoved a bloody handkerchief into an empty roll of paper towels.

Fortunately, this site is chimp-free, guaranteed. Not even sure why I brought chimps up, to be honest. Forget I said that.

TJ is the star attraction here – a 42 year old BOMBSHELL MILF! 5’5″, 120 lbs with 34 C fakers. TJ has a natural beauty that I cannot describe -but suffice it to say she doesn’t have your average dolled up porn star face. She is inherently gorgeous. Very lovely looking woman.

TJ covers all of her bases. She fucks single men, couple, ladies, 2 men at a time – hell, she probably even fucks her husband now and again. She doesn’t hold back and play with herself only, like so many solo chick sites. TJ is a fucking woman, not a giggly little under-20 gal – -so she knows what we men want.

$30 will get you an entire month — $90 will get you 6 of them. She also throws in tons of extras, including a bunch of entire sites – all of them similar to what she has going on on hers. Very decent stuff on all of the sites here.

Not much else to say. I really liked her- but you have to see her for yourself to decide. I can tell you that this isn’t just another old MILF site – TJ is really something to look at. And beat off to.

Visit the site: www.naughtytj.com

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Older Cum Sluts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

ay, mami

Ay, mami

The site: oldercumsluts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: So we liked this site. There are a butt load of golden oldies and we also enjoyed what we saw. MILF/Mature lovers should find few problems with this one. Good stuff. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.oldercumsluts.com

Older Cum Sluts. C’mon, people! That is somebody’s Mom on there. At least have the courtesy to say Young Looking Cum Sluts, or even Older Cum Whores. Let’s have a little respect!

As you would imagine, this is amateur/MILF/whatever-they-are-calling-them-these-days type of site. It’s a big one, though, offering over 50,000 mature slut pictures and over 25,000 mature slut movies. Considering that mature ladies are not the top selling “brand” of porn, this is quite a collection to offer. In addition, they have over 300 live sex show featuring mature sluts gyrating and poking their wrinkled holes…just for you! The membership price is $38.76 per month for the whole shebang. Not bad considering it may be the largest mature site we have come across. And that is for credit card customers. If you want to pay by check you can save yourself a few greenbacks as well…it is only $34.95 per month if you go that way.

Now in fairness, they have many, many videos of sexy, younger looking mature ladies getting off on younger men, and what have you. But we must disclose the presence of some pretty ratty old whores as well. And who knows, maybe that is your bag, which is just fine and dandy with us…but we want you to be fairly warned about what you are spending your hard earned money on. If you do not see anything you like then a) you are way too fucking picky and b) there are weekly updates, so just wait a few days and they will most likely get you something that’ll get you off.

As we always say with these super large sites, it is so hard to pick any videos to highlight for you. There are thousands of older ladies doing hundreds of different things. Let’s just say that we saw older ladies(ranging from exceptionally hot for their age to, well, not so hot)engaged in lesbianism, threesomes, anal sex, cum guzzling, BJs, fucking young guys, fucking old guys, dildos, Sybian and gang bangs, just to name a few things. If you even remotely get turned on by mature women, we think that there is something here you will like.

Ok, ok…we will give you one little taste. We found a “young” lady named Summer Sinn. If you have never seen Mrs. Sinn, you need to. She has been everywhere and in every mag and movie. You see, she has these tits, size 34JJ to be exact, and she — wait a minute, you didn’t catch that? That is right, I said SIZE 34JJ TITS!!! Holy Big-Tits, Batman! Although you are probably not still reading this as you have left this site to join Older Cum Sluts to look for Summer Sinn, we will tell you that she gets fucked, and fucked hard!

So we liked this site. There are a butt load of golden oldies and we also enjoyed what we saw. MILF/Mature lovers should find few problems with this one. Good stuff.

Visit the site: www.oldercumsluts.com

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Mature Appeal Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

meche

I bet her vagina smells like prohibition

The site: matureappeal.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Surprisingly sexy older dames know how to get it done. Worth the price! 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)


To join, click here:www.matureappeal.com

Mature Appeal is a pimp roll family site that is dedicated to mature ladies…that you already knew. But did you realize that these mature ladies really do a hell of a job on film to get you off? This site, and others like it, are no longer to laugh at and poke fun of the “grannies.” Instead, we have found that these sites are more and more enticing, sexy and arousing. Mature Appeal was very well done, had a lot of genuinely hotter older ladies and helped us bust more than one nut. Surprisingly sexy older dames know how to get it done. Worth the price!

One movie that we found on Mature Appeal that helped us do the aforementioned was Older & Horny. Kat Kleevage is very attractive for her age, and in all honesty, very attractive overall! Granted, you must appreciate huge, fake boobs. But we do, so that is fine with us (although her nipples are a little disturbing, but now we are just splitting hairs). She is in very nice shape and looks great. Even better, she is a screamer and a hard fucker, so you will most certainly enjoy her scene (the first one on this video). She has a very nice and meaty pussy that takes over the scene in many close-up shots. She finishes things off by getting titty-fucked and splooged on.

If you like young girls, but are also curious about the older women, you can have both with Mature Women with Young Girls. This site has several different scenes from more than one volume of this series. No surprises…these are videos of mature women teaching the younger girls a thing or two about sex…lesbian sex that is. If you are interested in this sort of this you should check out Scene 3, from the original volume of this series. The acting is poor and the quality is not the best, but the young girl is cute and the older lady is not all that bad either. For all of you school girl junkies, the younger gal has a plaid skirt on (which always does it for us). There is a decent tongue lashing scene in there after you get past the talk…it is worth a look!

If you join Mature Appeal you also get access to numerous other sites, some of which have mature women videos, but many of which have other types of porn. They run the gambit, ranging from hardcore to hairy, blonde to bizarre. The total fee for all of these site and all of their videos is $24.95 per month. We think it is a really good deal, not only for the cost, but for the fact that you can easily jump from one category to another, depending on how you are feeling that day. If you are anything like us, your tastes change from day to day. This si a good way to keep all of them available for the occasional emergency situation!

Visit the site: www.matureappeal.com

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Mature and Ready Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

mature-and-readyThe site: matureandready.com
The price: $4.95 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A very large mature site that will keep you busy for hours. We have no squabbles with this site whatsoever!.  8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)


To join, click here:www.matureandready.com

These ain’t your father’s bitches! Oh wait…well, I suppose that these are your father’s bitches…but who says that they can’t be yours too! Mature ladies are the shit, as you all know we have said before. Sure, they have some road wear on them, but there is a reason for that…good fucking! If you think you have been fucked for the best time of your life, and you have not fucked a lady over 35…then you are sadly, sadly mistaken, my friend.

Mature and Ready is a super site for what many call mature films, and some call MILF movies. Whatever you call them, if you get them on Mature and Ready you can rest assured that they will most likely be able to be called good shit! With a virtual warehouse of mature porn, when you join this site there is little reason to join many more mature sites, as they have an incredible amount of movies that you can spend weeks watching right here. Unless you have a favorite one-lady mature site or a favorite couple site, there is no reason to go anywhere other than a super site such as this, and this one is as good or better than any we have seen.

The fee for this mega site is $38.76 per month, with the option of a 3day trial for around $5. They also have a non-credit card option that will save you a few bucks per month (it is only $34.95 if you pay monthly by check). That fee includes all of the hundreds of mature movies that are being constantly added to in their cache. It also includes the thousands of mature pictures that they have. If you are into adult games, e-zines and stories, they have that too. And possibly best of all, they have a link to XX live video chats and live sex shows. We LOVE the live sex shows.

Our real big question here is, “Is Houston really getting that old?” You all know Houston, the mega-star that has done many super gang bang films including the Houston 500 where she got banged by over 500 guys in one sitting. She was also a regular on the Howard Stern show a while back. Well, she is featured in some areas of this site. Damn, do we feel old! No matter…that is good for anyone who joins this site because Houston, in addition to being a super star of the adult industry, is one of the best pieces of ass around! Houston is a freak, and she has more than one video that you can enjoy here. She is also on the cover page of the site. As mentioned, she has done the Stern show, where she agreed to sleep with a listener to the show. So who know…maybe some day she will do the same in promotion of Mature and Ready, and YOU could get to fuck her. Pipe dream? Maybe…but keep in mind that this is the sex-freak that did over 500 strangers in one day!

One of our favs one this site was a BJ video from a “mature” chick named Tanya. We put mature in quotes because she is so hot, we hate to put label on her…but she is purportedly over 35 so we will. At the time of this review, the video was near the front of the site, but you may have to dig a little depending on when you go there. Tanya should standout…she is a blonde with black, rocker-chick type streaks in the back of her hair. She is a pretty face a HUGE fake boobs. We think that is the point of the whole video…to highlight her boobs. Works for us! She gives a very involved BJ and if you are the kind of person that likes the chicks who make eye contact with the camera, this is for you! Great stuff, Tanya!

A very large mature site that will keep you busy for hours. We have no squabbles with this site whatsoever!

Visit the site: www.matureandready.com

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