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Uniform Ladies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There better be some thing good in that syringe

There better be some thing good in that syringe

The site: uniformladies.com
The verdict: Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.uniformladies.com

Ahhh…now THIS is more like it!!! Remember the good old days of porn — the fantasy days where people pretended to be cops or firefighters or nurses — just to spice things up a little? Remember when you could find great stuff like that instead of just interviews and straight fucking? We do — and this site brought it all rushing back to us! We missed you, oh sexual fantasy!

Uniform Ladies has a large variety of incredibly gorgeous ladies in differing garb. Christmas nighties, police girl unis and military millinery to name a few. Do you like the idea of cowgirls, nurses, school girls and stewardesses? Of course you do. They have every one of those — and DOZENS more. This is truly a great, great site if you are into role playing.

They have a HUGE gallery of thumb nailed pics and also a HUGE gallery of sexy videos, all of ladies in role play. This is a spectacular mega-collection of uniformed broads. It really is. We see a stray naughty nurse, or a schoolgirl site now and then — but it is rare for us to find such a huge archive all videos and pictures of so many different types of uniforms and dress-up play. This is a niche that needed filling and these folks have filled it!

Our favorite? DO you honestly think that we can pick a favorite dress-up character from a list that not only includes the aforementioned unis, but also construction gals, secretaries, ballerinas, chauffeurs and Russian spies? No chance at that — we loved every one of them. And we must reiterate — these chicks are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!! The hottest.

And the very best part of it we have not even mentioned yet. That is the price. $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. Not blown away, huh? How about if they throw in SIXTY other sites for no extra fee? We thought so. Over 60 sites for less than $30 per month. We have seen one or two networks with bigger deals, but they are few and far between. This is not only a wonderful site, but a wonderful network as well.

Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Visit the site: www.uniformladies.com

10 out of 10

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Yup, curvy ass and big tits.  Hooray!

Yup, curvy ass and big tits. Hooray!

The site: bigtitscurvyasses.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.bigtitscurvyasses.com

Ok, you like big tits, right? At least you say “I like big tits.” But do you really like BIG fucking tits. Not like a hot chick you see at the grocery store who has a nice rack and you make a mental note of it. I’m talking, “Holy fucking shit! Did you see the size of that bitches fucking tits?” If that’s the kind of big tits you get off on, then you’ve just found you nirvana, my friend.Big Tits Curvy Asses is second to none when it comes to the biggest tits on the internet. These ladies are sporting the kind of tits you MAY see on the street once — maybe twice — in the course of your natural life. Somehow these titty geniuses have corralled a whole gaggle of these women and gotten them all on one site. And they did the work too — no biting off others, this site has all original content. I wonder how they got so many bitches with unthinkably sized tits? Where do these people live? I gotta go there…

I can see you’re skeptical, so let me run a few numbers by you. How about these — 44KKK, 42JJJ, 36JJ, 54KKK, 40M — these are fucking tit sizes, guys! All on this site. M?? What the fuck is an M cup? I’ve been peddling tits on this site for years and never, until now, have I rn across an M cup titty. I guess there’s a first for everything. Oh — and don’t you go thinking that these women are altered in any fashion — no fakies here, these monster tits are all real.

The great thing about this site (besides the obvious) is that they don;t just get a herd of heifers and throw them up because they happen to have large knockers. No — these bitches are not only incredibly blessed with enormous tits, they are also all attractive and have nice bodies as well. No gigantic fat slobs — just nice looking ladies with biggies.

Oh — how about the most important thing (besides the gigantic tits, of course) — these tits can all be yours for ONE DOLLAR. Why did I capitalize that? Because I know that you’ll be so mesmerized by the numbers that I typed a couple paragraphs up that I have to jar your attention down to the stellar deal somehow. $1.00 gets you not only these babes (did I mention they are large chested?), but also 12 additional niche sites that are all original and all, really fantastic. No shit — I don’t get a dime to say that and I really like this network.

Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen.

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigtitscurvyasses.com

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Brazzers Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

you lookin' at me?

you lookin' at me?

The site: brazzerspass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $27.95/month

The verdict: Definitely a network to look into. Not my very favorite of all time, but then again I am not a rabid big tit and big ass fan. If I were, it may well be up near the top. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.brazzerspass.com

Someone broke into my car last night and stole an expired credit card. They left lots of change, some cash, a checkbook, 11 unused, crystal dildos (very nice), and a gently used butt plug (it’s my commute butt plug, but it was only a few weeks old). Fucking idiots. I can understand stealing a credit card to use it to buy lots of internet smut – but an expired one? I guess they could use it to help them break into my neighbors house and not steal their good shit too.This is one of those buy one, get ‘em all type of deals. This network offers every one of their sites for the price of one. What is that price? Well, that depends. Firstly, you can get a 2 day trial for a buck. Hard to beat that. Then you can join monthly for anywhere from $28 per to $8 per, if you join for a year. Start with the $1 trial and work your way up from there if you likey.

The stats on the day of this writing are 23 sites, with 2,169 scenes starring over 600 porn stars – and they update at least once a day. Some of the site are Bustyz, Big Wet Butts, Sexpro Adventures, Doctor Adventure, Butts and Black and Hot Chicks Big Asses. As you can see, they like big ole’ titties and butts!

My favorite of these sites is Hot Chicks Big Asses, but I don’t have a whole lot of bad things to say about any of the sites. It’s not a knock-your-socks-off network, but it’s a good, solid network to belong to. If nothing else, pay the $1 and snoodle around the sites for a couple of days. Don’t take my word for it, take your cock’s word.

Definitely a network to look into. Not my very favorite of all time, but then again I am not a rabid big tit and big ass fan. If I were, it may well be up near the top.

Visit the site: www.brazzerspass.com

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Brit Bangers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

double your pleasure

double your pleasure

The site: britbangers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Back, back, back….GONE! It’s a home run! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.britbangers.com


STOP! Fucking hold everything! I will get into all the nooks and crannies in a minute, but first — THIS SITE HAS HOT TWIN SISTERS FUCKING GUYS TOGETHER!Wow. Okay, well, that had to be said right off the bat — this site has so much going for it, but that is by far the best and most important thing that you should know. Now for the rest…

I, for one, LOVE chicks with British accents. I think maybe it’s because half the time I have no idea what they are saying, so I can just pretend that they are saying, ” I want your big black cock in my tight, British ass.” And the best part of that little fantasy is that I’m white — so in that little dream I have a big black cock…ahhhhh….

This site is extremely well shot, put together and presented. Crisp, clear videos and FUCKING hot girls. Kaden, for example, is a sassy British slut with dark hair, big tits and a nasty attitude. She’s the main reason I want to move to England. I could leave the U.S.A., move there and spend years looking for her, and if I only got one glimpse of her in person I’d be content. Especially after I was done jerking off right in the middle of the street where I saw her.

Okay — back to those twins. Misha and Sasha are their names, and there is more than one video of them fucking a single, oh so lucky guy. They are skinny blonds with medium to smallish tits, sexy, long legs and gorgeous asses. They are identical, so you get 2 for one. Jesus Christ, guys — 2 hot identical twins are sucking the same cock at the same time. I don’t know what else I can say about it?!? It’s some of the hottest shit ever — and throw in that Brit-speak and I can barely talk about it without crying.

Although I’m not sure what the exchange rate is between Great Britain and the U.S. — I know that ONE DOLLAR to join a porn site is cheap in any country. And if you click through one of the Brit Bangers links on Porny Little Devil here, you get just that. $1.00 for a 72 hour window of cock-downed cockneys. And don’t forget — that means you pay $1.00 to watch hot twins for people. You know, it’s pretty fucking hot to see 2 girls suck on the same cock — but add the fact that they are twins and…damn…

Back, back, back….GONE! It’s a home run!

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.britbangers.com

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Burning Angel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

God I love hot tattooed chicks

God I love hot tattooed chicks

The site: burningangel.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.burningangel.com

I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.This site is one of my all-time favorite “pro” sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet – if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock – and this network is fucking FULL of them.

There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore – like really good hardcore fucking.

The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out – and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit – oh, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words – a good and entertaining form of Playboy.

The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site – the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again – only if you’re into tattooed gals.

I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.

Visit the site: www.burningangel.com

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California Pimp Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I went to high school with the blonde

I went to high school with the blonde

The site: californiapimp.com

The price:$29.80/month (recurring)

The verdict: So damn simple it is genius. No bullshit, just true fucking amateurs doing what they do. In our opinion, there are some amateur sites out there that may be just as good in their own way…but none better to entertain you. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.californiapimp.com

Fucking finally! Someone got it right! No tricks, gimmicks, bullshit or the like. How in the world is there not more sites EXACTLY like this one. Here it is…They put an ad in the paper asking for models. They get calls. They bring them in and fuck them. No actresses. No lies. No bullshit. Girls with their true reaction to what is happening as it happens to them. Some have an idea of what they are getting into…some do not. Some fuck and suck, some turn it down. Some are made to show off in front of the camera and thought they’d never ask…others comply in disgust. This is what REALLY happens one these “ad for models” sites…but they never show you the rejects and the girls who walk out. They never show you the boyfriends that bang on the door and come in and start kicking the dudes’ ass. They never show you the hideous girls who answer, get fucked and then rejected, only to god mad with rage. But the California Pimp shows ALL of that. Fucking Kudos, dude! We respect you for that.

Simply put, this is a spectacular amateur fuck site. The girls are real, so not all of them are first rate. But you’d be surprised at the chicks that answer these ads…some fo them are HOT! You’d also be surprised at the amount of girls who think they are just modeling, and when they learn they have to fuck still do it! Amazing.

There are so many great videos to talk about, so we are just going to leave it at what we have told you. All of the above scenarios actually happen and they show them all to us in the members area. We are hooked from minute one of this site. The membership fee is not to bad at $29.80 per month. We would admit it is a tiny bit on the high side of average…but the content in our opinion is WAY above average, so we are not bitching. Oh…and they also have every girl that they have ever talked to …over the past FIVE YEARS! That is enough content to keep you going for a long time.

So damn simple it is genius. No bullshit, just true fucking amateurs doing what they do. In our opinion, there are some amateur sites out there that may be just as good in their own way…but none better to entertain you.

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.californiapimp.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

crawl baby crawl

crawl baby crawl

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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discount?

discount?

The site: discountrealitysites.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them. 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.discountrealitysites.com

Okay — If you can’t figure this one out by the title, then you need to continue licking window panes and stop wasting my time. So the only question is, how many sites, what are they and how good are they? All good questions, my filthy pupils.You get Twenty-two (that’s the numeral 22 for you glass tonguers). They include: VirginTeens (yeah right), OrgySexParties, HotCampusTeens, =InsaneCockBrothas (insane is putting it lightly), HerFirstLesbianSex, =CouplesSeducingTeens (stellar site), TeensForCash, MILFSeekers, HerFirstBigCock (we doubt it), HerFirstAnalSex (again, not likely), AsianParade, CollegeWildParties (one of our faves), GangBangSquad, BubbleButtsGalore, BackSeatBangers, HugeBoobsGalore, HerFirstDP (gotta start sometime, right?), SquirtHunter, HouseWifeBangers, BangBoat, FirstTimeSwallows (not a chance), WildFuckToys and SheGotPimped. We didn’t count, is that 22? Well, it is what it is.

Nice lineup, huh? While some of these sites are OBVIOUSLY named to capitalize on the gullibility of many of you, they are all good sites — trust me. If you don’t believe me, ask my aching cock. No, really…ask it. It talks. You don’t think that I do all of these reviews alone, do you? My dick writes at least half of them. What better expert than the source itself?

How good are these sites? Pretty damn good for most of them. None are bad, and some are better than others. Obviously, it depends on what gets your reed stiff. You should be able to find SOMETHING (if not many things) amongst this lineup. If not, you may need a little therapy. All have the “real” type girls — very few barbie doll types (hence the name “reality sites”). Our favorite of the bunch? Possibly College Wild Parties. Believe it or not, I have a college degree (and then some). I went to several years of college. I never saw a party like these, but I sure wanted to. Lots of public fucking on this one. Of course they’re set ups, but they’re still pretty damn entertaining. Couples Seducing Teens is another dandy.

22 reality sites will run you just under $5. WTF?!??! True dat — a three day trial for $4.95. Seven days will run you $9.95 and monthly fees are $39.95. All VERY reasonable rates for 22 very good porno sites.

They use the term “reality” loosely, but the reality is that these sites are great, the girls are hot and my cock loves them.

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.discountrealitysites.com

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Hardcore Partying Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

fucking phenominal

fucking phenominal

The site: hardcorepartying.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $38.80 month

The verdict: We cannot say enough about this one. Spectacular! Two Thumbs Up! Whatever it takes for you to get here…do it. You will NOT be disappointed! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.hardcorepartying.com

BINGO!!!! We have a Winner!!!!

Hardcore Partying is one of the new trends in internet porn, and we could not be happier. We have seen several of these type of sites crop up over the past couple of years, but none does it any better than this one, all things considered.

Here is the idea: A huge party is thrown and as things escalate, people get drunk, and when people get drunk, they get naked. Then a full-scale fuck fest breaks out and normal, average partiers are elevated to glamorous orgy participants. It is much easier to check out for yourself than to try to imagine it, trust us. We think this is one of the most alluring type of sites that are going around these days! We promise you will love it!

One of the greatest things about this site is not only the content that they put up, but the fact that they are part of a great network and you get access to TEN total sites for as little as $2.95, which is the cost of a three day trial to all ten sites. Those other sites are also top notch, as they include EatMyBlackMeat, MILFCruiser, CheerleaderAuditions, GirlsHuntingGirls, BigSausagePizza, EuroBrideTryouts (probably our favorite), TeenHitchHikers, NudeBeachHouse and 2Chikcs1Dick.

They have the movies here separated into different parties, with each movie have dozens of people — all super hot mind you — getting nasty in the bar and on the dance floor. We would give our right arm to be invited to one of those parties. Since we haven’t yet, the next best thing is watching the tapes of them, and one of those that we so wish we were invited to was the party at the Lucky Cocktail Room. Rob, one of the friends of the site, was having a birthday party there when shit got nasty! The reason this one stood out is the scorching hot brunettes that were fucking like pros. These were a couple of the sexiest chicks we have seen in a long time…honestly. Not just looks, but they way they fucked. God Damn! Worth $100…only cost us $3.

We cannot stress enough HOW HOT THESE GIRLS ARE! Our jaws were on the floor and we were truly amazed at the level of “talent” that these guys got to the party. Many of these girls are honestly super model quality and even better in our opinion. When all is said and done, we think this site may very well have the hottest chicks of any site we have seen. And the kicker is that they not only fuck these guys…they fuck each other too!

We cannot say enough about this one. Spectacular! Two Thumbs Up! Whatever it takes for you to get here…do it. You will NOT be disappointed!

10 out of 10


Visit the site: www.hardcorepartying.com
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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com
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