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Mermaids are becoming ever more present these days.

Although “amateur” porn is all the rage these days, lest we forget that there are still professionals who are in the business, and they are professionals for a reason…they are good at fucking! We love the amateurs, but we often want to get back to the pros that get paid today it right! Porn Movie Spot is the place the get the videos of all of these superstars of the adult industry!

PornMovieSpot.com offers thousands upon thousands of movies. They call themselves the most popular porn movie archive on the net. Is this true? We don’t know, but it very well could be with what they have to offer. All of the superstars can be found at least once (and usually several times) on this site. For those of you who are tired of the amateurs getting all of the attention, you can get on here and download hours and hours of good old fashioned professional porn fun. The price to do this? A mere $34.95 per month, which we call “mere” in light of the fact that this is the cost of 2 (at most) DVDs at the adult store and at PornMovieSpot.com you can download (and keep forever) dozens of them every month for that price. Seems like a good deal to us, don’t you think?

Check out everyone’s favorite star, Brittney Skye, as she fucks the balls off of Lee Stone. Brittney, if you do not know her, is a drop-dead gorgeous superstar of porn. Blonde hair and big fake boobs. Perfect body. She is one of the biggest names in the business right now! Our favorite part of this movie is the reverse cowgirl. The shot is great in and of itself, but the best part is the audio. You can actually hear the sloppy, wet fucking as if you were sitting right there on his lap too! Very raunchy and very sexy! There are also a lot of acrobatics in this one like stand-up fucking. In the end she takes his load in the face. And they lived happily ever after….

Another one of our favorites can also be found here…Melissa Lauren. Also a blonde, Melissa is more “real” than many porn stars. In other words, she looks more approachable, more like your average gal. Don’t get us wrong, she is as hot as a forest fire. But she has real boobs and a real body. She is cute more than anything, but then when you watch her closely, she turns really sexy very quickly. In the movie that we watched here, she puts on a great performance and becomes flush and we would almost go out on a limb and say she really has an orgasm. It is well worth watching to make your own judgment!

With all that they offer, it is hard not to consider this site agreed deal. They promise you more than 6,000 movies that are all downloadable (that means you keep them forever) and 500,000 high quality pictures. A great place to find the stars for the business!

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The site: desktopvixens.com

Looking at porn all day, I see a lot of dudes with a good hunk of foreskin hanging from their wieners. I had mine sliced when I was a mere lad. I wonder if they ever get their snoodlers caught in their zipper or a silverware drawer? I’d be afraid of that if I had a windsock like that. I’d also worry about losing my pocket change in that fucker.What I wouldn’t worry about is slipping a director’s cut into a hot piece of pussy. Nor would I worry about jerking one off while thinking about just that. And if you are a dude with or without foreskin who digs on the very highest quality professional porn that exists, then you can rest assured that you will enjoy Desktop Vixens.

Desktop Vixens is part of the same network that the uber-site Kara’s Adult Playground comes from. In other words, you can expect the same quality that Kara’s provides – and they have been known as one of the very best for the past 15 or so years. And don’t worry – -when you join this site you get access to Kara’s – -and about 9 additional sites as well. Get yourself a FREE 3 day trial. For the record – FREE is as cheap as you can get, so you aren’t going to find a better deal no matter how long you search.

This site itself is basically like the others in the network. Most of them are huge smut depots that have TONS of professional porn with the very hottest names in the business and the highest quality, downloadable clips that are offered anywhere.

There are no amateurs on this site, so pro-lovers rejoice. There also seems to be no end to the amount of porn you can get here. If you want quantity AND quality, I guess you’ve found it, fuckers!

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.desktopvixens.com

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I'd better see a dick on a tit soon!

The site: dicksontits.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: Not a bad site. It is really nothing that we haven’t already seen, but it did its job. 6 out of 10.

Well, obviously these people are proud of their titty fucking abilities. Dick on Tits is a “mega site” of sorts with no true original videos, but lots and lots of other people’s videos, all in one convenient place. Kind of like a pair of nice, big tits…all in one convenient place…

The weird thing that hit us when we checked out the entry to the site was that they have lots of titty fucking pictures and lots of descriptions of how you are going to get the best tit fucking on the planet and then, out of nowhere, is a picture of a guy eating a snatch and a graphic that says, “Exxxplosive muff dives and more!” Where the hell did that come from? We are all for it, and love the fact that it is there….but that is a little odd, right?

Besides the occasional pussy eating, this site caters to those of you, like us, who love to fuck a nice pair of tits almost as much as you love to fuck a wet vagina or a tight asshole. We said ALMOST as much, mind you! But it is so rare that a titty fucking occurs it is like a strange act and that is why we love it! Obviously, it does not occur in our house nearly as often as it does on porn, we are sad to report.

These botches are professionals, mostly with big, fake tits. Believe it or not, we think that fake tits are the BEST tits for this sort of job. The hard, round fakies make a better crevice for fucking than do the floppers or the tiny skeeter bites. Honestly, we think the very best thing about fake tits is their performance during a slick and nasty titty fuck! Therefore, we are glad that the girls on this site mostly have the fakeis!

Now comes the fun part — telling you about the great deal. In addition to getting this site for $29.92 per month (which is sort of a great deal by itself), you also get an additional 60 websites with you paid membership! That is a LOT of porn for less than thirty dollars per month. Especially considering that almost all of these additional sites are mega type sites like this one, so they all have a LOT of material on them.

Not a bad site. It is really nothing that we haven’t already seen, but it did its job.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dicksontits.com

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