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Dirty Teen Movies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

dirty-teen-moviesThe site: dirtyteenmovies.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: A great place to find hundreds of videos of teen-aged girls (18 to 20year olds). This super store is very well done and of very high quality. We recommend it!. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtyteenmovies.com

Did you ever notice that these days, there is no such thing as a teen movie? Not that we are complaining…just an observation. While the name Dirty Teen Movies may seem redundant on the internet, it sounds like music to our ears. But is this just another dime a dozen website with a wealth of movies and no personality. Well…yes and no.

Yes, it is a huge site with thousands if videos purportedly of all teen girls ages 18-20 (and from the looks of what we saw, they are what they say they are!). You are not going to get your original movies and personal service that you may get at many smaller sites. But no, it is not just another site. This site has some very high quality videos and even higher quality girls. Many of these “super sites” throw up any old hag, call her a teen, and move on to the next piece of shit. Dirty Teen Movies appears to at least take interest in what they put on their site. We found numerous very, very good movies.

Teagan (we are not sure if that is her real name or not!) is one of the cute little teen pieces of ass that they offer here. This brunette looks exactly like a girl you would see in a college classroom or working the make-up counter at your local department store. Nothing overly striking about her…until you get her undressed. She has perfect B cup tits and a super-tight shaved pussy (and it also helps that the guy she fucks has an enormous Johnson…a very tight scene!).She is a yelper, so make sure the volume is sufficiently turned up!!

Like Asian chicks? Then Jassie is a must-see. We will go out on a limb here and say she may be our favorite Asian girl of all-time. She is EXTREMELY hot and she carries herself in an extremely sexy manner. She has a bald snapper (except for a little soul patch above it) and she moans like the best of them. Her storyline is cheesy (foreign exchange student), but that is only a very minor annoyance, because when the fireworks begin she is on top of her game (and this guy’s cock). VERYGOOD SCENE!

The membership fee is $34.95 per month, and we believe that it is worth every cent of it. Why? Because every movie that we watched had a super hot gal in it and they offer thousands of videos featuring 18 to 20 year olds. What’s more, they boast about their satisfaction guaranteed policy, which will return your money if you are not completely satisfied. We figured that we had nothing at all to lose! And we were more than satisfied, so we gladly let them keep the money!

A great place to find hundreds of videos of teen-aged girls (18 to 20year olds). This super store is very well done and of very high quality. We recommend it!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtyteenmovies.com

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Dog House Digital Wensite Review

by The Devil (admin)

this sideways shit has to go

Cover 'em with enough cum and they can stick to the wall.

The site: doghousedigital.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: We loved this site because it offered so many different varieties of porn that could be found in the very same place. From foot fetish to cum swappers, it is all here. The fact that it is a member of a great network only improves on our already high opinion of this site. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.doghousedigital.com

Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay! We have mentioned before that Canadian chicks are slutty and hot, or at least the ones that we see are! We love Canada and their liberal ideas about sex and porn. So when we discovered Doghouse Digital’s official site, we were stoked! After all, they are the largest adult production company in good ol’ Canada and they are the first Canadian adult video company to distribute its goods internationally. America thanks you. With a bold motto like, “Hardcore so good, it’s worth going to the Doghouse for!” you have to bring a great product or get your ass blow out of the water by the competition.

Doughouse is teamed up with the Brain Cash fellas on this venture, making them a part of the network of sites that we constantly rave about. For $29.95 per month, you get access to over 25 sites (including Doghouse Digital) that include hundreds of video scenes and thousands of pictures. The talent is top-shelf, with the likes of Peter North, Lexington Steele and Lauren Phoenix (who incidentally has worked as a producer with Doghouse Digital). It is truly a great price for what you get!

Doghouse offers videos from different series, much like Lexington Steele’s home page. We list the series that are offered here not only for your information, but also to display the funny names that they have. They are: Born for Porn, Bubble Cum, Girly Gang Bang, Trash Talkers, Swallow My Rod and Share the Wad, Black Bros and White Hos, Fresh Phat Ass, Eat My Feet, Chew on My Spew, Sorority Secrets, Suck It Up, Girls in Gear, Rear Ended, 2 Up In Her, College Dropouts, Goody Goody Cum Drops, Stocking Stuffers, Eye Candy, Four Eyed Fucks 1, Natural Born Tittys, Fetish Dolls, On Your Knees and Young Chiquita’s! Whew! What a lineup! Each of those has at least five scenes, so you know you get a lot for you buck (keeping in mind that this is but one site of many that you get with your membership).

We would be ignoring the obvious if we did not highlight a scene from some of these cleverly named concoctions. We basically closed our eyes and pointed at a series, since there were so many good titles to choose from. Our blind dart landed on Trash Talkers (named for its foul-mouthed American actresses…that is what the advertise on the box!), and from there we had no problem finding our favorite scene, which was the last one offered in that series. This scene stars Shauna Banks, who in this flick looks like the poor man’s Lindsay Lohan, only with bigger tits! Shauna knows what she wants, declaring that today she wants to, “Get fucked in the ass!” Good for you, Shauna. Today, I declare that I want to, “Fuck you in the ass!” so we have the same goals in mind! We weren’t quite that fortunate, but Jay Steele was, and he performed well. He even gave us the rare high-dive maneuver, which was a treat indeed! Mission accomplished, Shauna!

Another intriguing series title was Chew On My Spew, which involves great fucking and a cum chew and swallow at the end. We loved Cameron James, a small-tittied blonde who was simply adorable. She started out cute anyway, but then got real dirty when they put a big dong in front of her. This series is shot entirely in POV (point of view), so the bridge from reality to fantasy is more easily crossed. When you are jerking off watching these, it is almost as if you really are getting blown by Cameron. Shouldn’t you be so lucky? In the end, Cameron swallows every last drop like a good girl should.

We loved this site because it offered so many different varieties of porn that could be found in the very same place. From foot fetish to cum swappers, it is all here. The fact that it is a member of a great network only improves on our already high opinion of this site. …

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.doghousedigital.com

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Download Porn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

fucking hot

I dare you not to get a boner looking at this.

The site: downloadporn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: If you like your shit all-original and like a site that is “homey” and “personal” well, we have plenty of those here, but this ain’t one of them. This is just a big old pile of sexy-ass shit, right here. Dirty, nasty and easy to access. Like your sister. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.downloadporn.com

Does anyone else jerk off more than 8 times a day like I do? Sometimes I think I’m a little strange for that. I love to fuck my fingers. I have names for them (Little Kerry, Judy, Tina, Megan and Thumb). I like to draw little faces on my fingertips and them take turns with them, cumming on a different finger-face each time I jerk off. See what I mean? I guess it is a little different…

Sometimes when I “feed the sisters” (as I call it) I like to not fuck around, go right to a big ol’ megasite and get me a fancily produced slick-flick. That’s when I go to this site, Download Porn – and do just what the name says. This is my go to site when it comes to megasites.

Reason? Well, one reason is that they have over 3,000 titles, with updates ever fucking DAY! Not every week – SEVEN a week. And they have any type of chick I want – black, white, asian, indian, latina, mermaids, wood nymphs, ladybugs – you name it, they probably have it. Except for gorgons.

And banshee. No gorgons or banshee here.

I kind of wish I wasn’t already a member, because right now they are offering start up memberships cheap as fuck. $4.95 will get your cock in the door, and you’ll be cranking out sperm in no time. All of their shit is downloadable, and there are no limits once you get started on your full membership. None.

If you like your shit all-original and like a site that is “homey” and “personal” well, we have plenty of those here, but this ain’t one of them. This is just a big old pile of sexy-ass shit, right here. Dirty, nasty and easy to access. Like your sister.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.downloadporn.com

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Ebony Hot Movies Webisite Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ebony Hot Movies Sample Photo

Ebony Hot Movies Sample Photo

The site: ebonyhotmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Not too shabby, but beware — once you go black… 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.ebonyhotmovies.com

And you thought Black Beauty was a fucking horse! Ebony Hot Movies has a large cache of brown sugas that are rearing to go to town on some black ponies! This is a good is a good site, but don’t be expecting a small and personable website. This is a large, “faceless” site that is more concerned with bringing you the most videos possible than making the site warm and fuzzy. They put nice videos up and you download them. No diaries. No names. No bios. Just fucking. Ebony sex. Like it or leave it!

This is NOT an interracial site, this is a black site. If you are looking for interracial sex, there are PLENTY of those out there, but there are not nearly as many like this one — those that feature black men and women. We are glad that we stumbled on this site for that very reason — we wish there were more of these out there. Maybe if enough people join this one there will be MORE of these!

One thing we noticed on these larger ebony sites is that they have more amateur and up and cummers than do the traditionally “white” sites. That is probably due to the fact that there are far fewer ebony porn superstars, which is highly unfortunate. The black guys are getting the superstar roles (see Lexington Steele), but the ladies are not as much. We hope that changes too!!!

The membership fee is only $1.00!!! What a deal. Okay, so that is just for a three day trial — but that is still a good deal. If you like what you see, you can hang on for a month for $29.92. Not a bad price for a large cache like this one. Also not bad considering that you get an additional EIGHT sites when you pay for this one. These are not all ebony sites, but they are all nice sites with LARGE archives on them.

Not too shabby, but beware — once you go black…

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ebonyhotmovies.com

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Erotic Wifes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

machinery wife

She even makes a forklift look erotic.

The site: eroticwifes.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Meh – -nothing to write home about. The site is fine, but nothing about it is original. It’ll work, but it won’t give me super nuts. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.eroticwifes.com

I would fuck a chick of any legal age, but I wouldn’t eat an octogenarian’s pussy. The day I do down on a chick and she has gray pubic hairs, is the same day that I start to rethink what I am doing and where I am going in life.I am going to just pretend that this site didn’t butcher the English language by making up the word wife  instead of using the actual word  wives, and then we can move on.

While there are some very sexy, fresh ladies on this site, I am not sure why the wife thing even comes into play. They are obviously not housewives, and they are not fucking their husbands even if they really are married. They should just call it Hot Bitches Fucking.

The videos are all very well done. They are in HD, they are professional, crisp and clear. No home videos or amateurs here. All very sexy, very porn-star-ish ladies, fucking ripped, hung dudes in studios. Some of you will dig it, others won’t.

The fastest and cheapest way to tell is to buy a $1.00, 3 day membership. It’s certainly well worth that, even for amateur lovers. Shit – if you can’t spare a buck to get 72 hours worth of nuts, you need to get your ass to the soup kitchen. And fast!

Meh – -nothing to write home about. The site is fine, but nothing about it is original. It’ll work, but it won’t give me super nuts.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.eroticwifes.com

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Erotic Cinema Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

motion shots are good

She's getting FUCKED!

The site: eroticcinema.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: I have no idea if the content is exclusive, but you can bet your ass it’s top quality. I am not a huge fan of studio porn, but I know a damn fine quality site/network when I see one, and this is one. The chicks here are so fucking hot, that I would be comfortable saying that not a single one fo you fuckers have ever come close to nailing anything like them. And neither have I. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.eroticcinema.com

Do you ever pretend your boner is a soldier in the Union army? I do. I dress that proud little fucker up in the Union blue and stick a little wool hat on him. It feels good to be fighting the good fight, people.Well, you have to really like your professional porn to get into this one. It’s a huge sort of videos store site, where you can get all types of porn videos. They say “from amateur to fetish.”  I am not seeing much amateur, but they have a ton of HD, studio porn with different themes. Really nice camera work and really, really hot ladies.

$1.00 will get you a 3 day trial and a glimpse at the 2,500 plus movies that they have here. Join monthly and you get access to the entire network-which is 11 sites and over EIGHT THOUSAND videos. They are all downloadable and even available for iPod! Take your pussy on the road, motherfuckers!

I have no idea if the content is exclusive, but you can bet your ass it’s top quality. I am not a huge fan of studio porn, but I know a damn fine quality site/network when I see one, and this is one. The chicks here are so fucking hot, that I would be comfortable saying that not a single one fo you fuckers have ever come close to nailing anything like them. And neither have I.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.eroticcinema.com

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Erotic Movie Stations Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

erotic-movie-stationThe site: eroticmoviestations.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: We still like the super sites, despite the lack of personality that they exhibit. We think this is a good one, better than average at least. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.eroticmoviestations.com

Let’s see here…are you into any of the following: Amateur, Lesbians, Asians, Blowjobs, Hardcore, Tits, Teens, Mature, Group sex, Anal, Threesomes or Cumshots? If so, Erotic Movie Station proudly serves you! That is great and all, but what we wonder is why limit it to those? Is there an imaginary line that we do not know about? Why not Ebony? Or Foot Fetish? Hell, why not EVERYTHING! Well, what we found out is that they do in fact have a lot more than even they thought of to put on the front page of their site! This is a very good super site if you are looking for porn in bulk and nothing more! As with any super-sized site, there are countless incredibly hot ladies getting fucked every which way but loose (on second thought…every which way…especially loose). That is the spectacular thing about these big sites. There are more hot chicks of every nationality, size and age than you can shake a dick at. They offer thousands and thousands of full length, downloadable videos and over 100,000 pictures. These are not made especially for this site, so you may run across some that you have seen before. The good news is that they update frequently and they have so god damn many videos that if you have seen the majority of them, then you really need to get some help!

Another incredible thing that they offer is a section for Hustler’s Barely Legal series. We have seen no other site, besides Hustler itself, which has the right/access to do this. If you have seen any of the Hustler’s Barely Legal series that we are talking about, you fully understand why this is great. If you have not, then this is all the more reason for you to join this site. The membership will run you$38.76 per month, which in our opinion would almost be enough to get the Hustler thing by itself. Of course in this situation, that is but a very small portion of what you get. Give it a try for 3 days if you are not sure…that will only run you about $5 or so. With the full membership you will also get a series of E-zines with adult news and the like emailed to you on a regular basis.

It is damn hard to pick favorites out of thousands of videos. They have any and every type of porn you can think of, within the mainstream any way. We found many stars that we love including, but not limited to, Lauren Phoenix, Tawny Roberts and even a little Jenna. There are also amateur-type videos, and remember that all of these can be downloaded and kept forever on your computer. That is the reason that we join these things. It is like having access to an adult video store in your home…and you never have to return the movies!

We still like the super sites, despite the lack of personality that they exhibit. We think this is a good one, better than average at least.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.eroticmoviestations.com

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Escort Trick Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

tricky trick

Bitch better not get tricky with ME!

The site: escorttrick.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: Fake hookers getting real dick. Great scenes, great talent, shitty plot. You decide… 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.escorttrick.com

Okay, well the idea is getting old — we supposedly hire a hooker and fuck then rip her off. Not true. Why? Because this doesn’t happen without bloodshed, either from you killing her or her pimp killing you. Not only that, I have me some hookers in my day — all across the great U. S. of A. never have I had even ONE that sucked my cock without a rubber or let me cum on her face (one let me do that in Mexico, but that’s a whole different ball game). Each and every one of these alleged prostitutes is game for this. But, those obvious gaffe out of the way, we like the site because there is good fucking and at least something of a silly plot.We hate to dis a site that we, in the end, enjoy going to. But we gotta be honest — the “trick a hooker ” bit is dead. If you can really dismiss yourself from reality, you may enjoy the plot as true — but you’re better off just accepting the fact that these bitches are down-on-their-luck single mothers that go the porn route for some quick cash. Doesn’t really matter I suppose — a whore is a whore is a whore…just trying to be accurate here.

So…bad stuff aside, the chicks here are pretty cute, when all is said and done. And the site features lots of facials (that’s how they get them to leave their eyes shut long enough for the John to escape!!) — so it really could be categorized as a facial site. Our favorite would be hooker is Dasani…and she was a tall drink of water (get it? Dasani…water…HA!!). Dasani was a tanned brunette with a woman’s ass and a teen’s face. She had nice, natural tits and took on a boner that could double as a foul pole at Fenway Park. Great scene, not matter if you buy the hooker bit or not!

The best part about the site, hands down, is the fact that you can join it through Porny Little Devil (by clicking one of the Escort Trick links on our site) for ONE DOLLAR! Yep — for the price of a truck stop condom you can join a porno site. Make that SEVERAL porno sites — ’cause you get access to shitloads more great sites when you join this one. The dudes in this network take pride in making clear, defined videos, getting hot bitches and entertaining you to the fullest. Shit…they even have a site in there network where YOU, the member, gets to write the scripts! Fucking take that shit, Mr. Hollywood Script Writer Asshole Guy!

Fake hookers getting real dick. Great scenes, great talent, shitty plot. You decide…

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.escorttrick.com

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Euro Humpers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

they have target in europe?

They have Target in europe?

The site: eurohumpers.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: No doubt about it — this site has lots and lots of top shelf pussy. I’m not buying the “college guy in Europe getting laid all the time” bit, but I AM buying a membership to the site. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.eurohumpers.com

Don’t you just fucking hate the shit-birds who went “abroad” in college? Jesus…I do. They all think they’re so fucking “cultured” and “worldy.” They walk around with backpacks, stay in places called “hostels” and, if you believe this site, fuck lots of hot, foreign chicks. Horseshit. I bet the *real* exchange students are fucking sweathogs named Helga that smell like gorgonzola cheese and beer farts.

This site has hot chicks, nice video and good fucking. But are these dudes for real? That is — are they *really* college fuckers gallivanting across Europe, wetting their wicks in the hottest chicks in all the land? Fuck no! At least that’s my assessment. I’ve been overseas. I’ve LIVED overseas. They do have some hotties, but they aren’t just dropping their lederhosen for any American college dork that strolls by. Plus, the acting is so shitty it’s obvious they’re not “off-the-street” girls.

But if you don’t care about the legitimacy of their claims of European dominance, then this site has little downside. I’m kind of glad that they aren’t *true* videos — most Euro chicks are fugly anyway. Not the bitches on this site. They’re stellar. And I mean really, really fucking stellar. Go to the home page and check out the very first chick you see. At the time of this review it’s Morgan. She’s nothing short of gorgeous. Brunette hair, perfect tits, excellent all-around body – -Jesus, I love her. And there are dozens of chicks in her echelon on this site (like Sara who slightly resembles Cameron Diaz) — with tons more added all the time.

And even thought they say the U.S. Dollar is shit to Europe these days, you can get a huge chunk of Euro pussy for less than five of those supposedly shitty dollars — $4.95 will get you a three day trial, and you can get a full, 30 day membership for less than $30. And with the monthly, you get access to something like 15 other sites — all from this network, all with chicks just as hot and even hotter than the ones you find on Euro Humpers.

No doubt about it — this site has lots and lots of top shelf pussy. I’m not buying the “college guy in Europe getting laid all the time” bit, but I AM buying a membership to the site. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.EUROHUMPERS.COM


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Extreme Raw Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

great ass

SSSSHHHHH!!!!!!

The site: extremerawsex.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: Not too bad at all! Very good site on a very good network 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.extremerawsex.com

Well, now…these guys certainly have a unique idea. Extreme Raw Sex — on the INTERNET!!! Un-fuckin’-believable! Can you taste the sarcasm dripping from our keyboards?? We have NEVER seen an internet porn site that was NOT extreme raw sex. Come on — what, do you think that there are lots of sites out there with sensual love making or low-key humping? No, damnit!! All of them are extreme and raw.

Ok — got that out of our system. We know, they just thought of a fitting name, the URL was not taken and they bought it and put up a skin site. We will take it easy on them. Especially since the site is pretty decent. This is a very large site, with thousands of pictures, hundreds of hours of video and live sex chat 24/7 and finally — get this — DAILY updates. That means the giant cache continues to grow every day.

The site is all professionals and all professionally made movies, so that has its advantages and disadvantages. The good news is that you can expect every video to be of the highest quality and have the hottest chicks. The bad news is that they have the fake orgasms, too-hot girls and silly plots. Hey — it’s give and take folks — we’ll take our chances because we like it.

The even better news is the network that it is a part of. For $29.92 per month you can get this site and SIXTY additional sites. That is one incredible deal — one of the best on the net. All of the sites are very similar to this one as far as having professional videos and hot chicks, but the themes vary very nicely. You should never get bored in this network, as you can have a different themed jerk every day for a couple of months, and then start it all over again with new material!

Not too bad at all! Very good site on a very good network.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.extremerawsex.com

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