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Filthy whores.

The site: filthyfeeds.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: A nice smorgasbord of porn, with a variety to choose from. Some problems with the flow of the site, but nothing that would prevent us from joining 7 out of 10.

We were not sure what to expect when we went to Filthy Feeds. Filthy can describe almost any type of porn, depending on who is describing it! Was it going to be raunchy shit, or was that just another name?

We were pleasantly surprised to learn that this is a potpourri of porn, with several different genres featured. The videos are broken down into the following categories: Amateurs, Asians, Big Tits, Cumshots, Double Penetration, Ebony, Fattys, Gay, Lesbian, Mature, Pee, Preggo, Toons and Tranny. This is a nice way to have them all at your fingertips!

The videos are separated into thumbnails, with each video broken down into several thumbnail pictures that you can click on for that particular scene. This is good in that it is easy to search through one video, but bad in a sense in that you cannot have more than one video displayed on a page and they leave us no way to jump from page to page other than to go to the very next page. It is cumbersome, to say the least.

While we usually highlight a video or two, it is harder to do that in this scenario because there are so many genres. What we can tell you is that some of the videos are higher quality, while some are ’70s porn. It is hit or miss, depending on which genre and which page you look to. We do know that the content is not necessarily original, in that we have seen some of these videos elsewhere on the net. We do admit, however, that we see a lot more porn than the average person, so you may not have the same experience with having seen some of these videos before.

The price is reasonable for this many different videos and types of videos, with a membership coming at $39.99 per month. IF you want to simply test the waters, you can do so with a three day membership for only $2.95 per month. That latter is a deal that you really have nothing to lose on (other than the $5, which is not much for the quantity that you get here).

In addition to the videos, you also get tens of thousands of pictures in many different categories, several E-zines that give you hints and tips on pleasuring your lady (when you are not jerking off to internet porn!), adult games and personal ads and even a store to buy videos, toys and the like! Lotso neat extras included here.

A nice smorgasbord of porn, with a variety to choose from. Some problems with the flow of the site, but nothing that would prevent us from joining!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.filthyfeeds.com

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"Can I buy you some cock?"

The site: nakedmovie.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Good site to join for a laugh, and a good yank. Give yourself a break and at least get a trial for $5. 7 out of 10.

Why is it that I write with my right hand, but jerk off with my left? If I were to try to whack with my right hand, it’d be like a retarded Eskimo trying to spear a seal with his feet. I think it’s because my creator wanted me to be able to jerk off and leave my right hand free to smack myself in the face right before I cum.

You know all of those spoof movies that seem to be so popular with the teens these days? Well this is like one of those – except every fucks everyone else in the movie. And there’s more than one movie. Basically, it spoofs “real” movies (Star Trek, Miami Vice, etc.), and lets us see what it would be like if a Snarftron fucked Captain Kirk. Okay…so it’s obvious that I’ve never seen Star Trek. I was busy getting laid, motherfucker!

This is a site you go to when you start taking yourself too seriously. Don’t get me wrong -it’s not all ridiculousness – the fucking is real and real good. The chicks (and dudes) are fucking hot and the videos are all of very high quality. In fact -this is no low rent operation. It looks like they spent some money on the sets and such.

I have said it before – I’m a big fan of amateur sites. This is obviously not one of those, but I do like it better than a high rent site that takes itself too seriously. These movies made me laugh -but when it came down to the fucking, I could get a nut too. Good balance.

A trial membership costs about $5, and a full membership is only $25 per month. The site is part of a 9 sites network called Muffia- but the big news is that Muffia is owned by the Reality Kings- and those motherfuckers always come up aces. If you don’t like silliness, a) don’t look in your hand when you’re taking a piss and b) you can join this site anyway, since you get all 9 sites for the price of one.

Good site to join for a laugh, and a good yank. Give yourself a break and at least get a trial for $5.

Visit the site: www.nakedmovie.com

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I told her not to stand under that elephant.

The site: openairpleasures.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: Grease up your whippin’ stick and give this bitch a try for at least one day – you can do that for than $1.95. I definitely think it’s worth a join if you like the gorgeous model route. 7 out of 10.

I have only had sex a few times outdoors and in public -but I jerk off in public all the fucking time. Sometimes I beat it at the supermarket, in the bathroom. I sperm on the toilet paper roll. Other times, I like to jerk off at the movie theater -but only if the movie is rated R. I also beat off in line at the DMV once, which turned out to be a mistake because when I was done, there was still like a 20 minute wait – so I had to make small talk with the guy in front of me, whose pant leg I came on.

The bitches here are a lot hotter than I am, so when they throw dildo spears in public, people stop and watch (and presumably then start to masturbate themselves – - which probably creates a vicious cycle). This is not fly by night amateur operation. Some of the hottest chicks I’ve seen in a long time reside on this site.

It’s basically a solo girl scene, masturbation only type of site. I can only take so much of that myself, but I know a lot of you would rather see than some dude’s 9 inch flesh rocket emptying itself all over a less-than-perfect scag. To each his own, I suppose. But if you DO like this kind of stuff – I bet you will really dig this site, because not only is there a lot of it, they do it really, really well.

What this really reminds me of is a series of X rated model shoots. You know how those SI models always go to a beach or some other exotic location and pose? Well, imagine they start shoving plastic dongs in their bare vaginas right in the middle of the shoot (shouldn’t be too hard – that’s what I’ve always imagined with those bitches anyway). THAT is what we’re talking about here. And by the way – the chicks on this site are easily as hot – if not hotter- than those other chicks.

Grease up your whippin’ stick and give this bitch a try for at least one day -you can do that for less than $1. I definitely think it’s worth a join if you like the gorgeous model route.

Visit the site: www.openairpleasures.com

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The site: hardcorehotmovies.com

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