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Hardcore Academy Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

they teach fuck at the academy

Necking 101

The site: hardcoreacademy.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: This mega-site is a great place to find the hardcore that you crave, and the price is comparable to the other large sites. We give it a thumbs up.  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.hardcoreacademy.com

You know when you watch the big awards show with all of the stars, and they all are wearing their expensive, snobby shit, going on and on about who won a gold statue and the “academy” and such? Know what we mean? Well, this is definitely NOT the academy that they are talking about, although we sure as hell wish it were!

No…This, my friends, is Hardcore Academy, a giant internet warehouse for adult movies, pictures and places to watch people fuck live and in color! God it is great to be alive in the age of technology, don’t you think? At Hardcore Academy you pay a monthly fee of $38.76 per month, which gives you access to the hundreds of thousands of XXX pictures that they have, the thousands of movies, Hustler’s Barely Legal series, Tales of True Confession, E-zine subscriptions, interactive games, live adult sex shows and live 24/7 interactive sex chat. Not bad for less than $40per month, huh?

There is no set “theme” or genre for these videos. If it is hardcore, involves fucking and there is a cum shot somewhere in there, they will have it now or soon (they update every day). Some of the videos will have young, fresh and perky teens, while others will have older MILFs. We saw black, white, Asian and Latina women, and we were not there very long.

One girl that stood out among the rest was Jenny. Little Jenny was game for anything, so she let herself get blindfolded, dlidoed and then fucked…hard. She then rode a cock like a convict rides a bull. Jenny, bless her gorgeous little heart, probably needed some money. After all, she is about 19 years old and a little on the skinny side (maybe she needed money for food??). She was beautiful in the face, though, and had a nice rack to boot. She was also a diddler, and loved to flick her bean while getting fucked. We loved Jenny!

On the more mature tip we saw Donna, who bore a striking resemblance to the “original” MILF, Stiffler’s mom in that pie fucking movie! A little younger and thinner, which was great. Donna did prove that older ladies know a few more tricks, as she did some amazing mouth work on a cock. The guy finally could not hold back and shot a monster load all over her fake, but very nice, tits. Good work Donna!

This mega-site is a great place to find the hardcore that you crave, and the price is comparable to the other large sites. We give it a thumbs up.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardcoreacademy.com

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Hardcore Stockings Videos Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

god that's sexy

"Upside down you're turning me..."

The site: hardcorestockingsvideos.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: I admit I’m a stocking freak, but this is one fantastic site whether you like leggings or not. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click  here: www.hardcorestockingsvideos.com

Do those legs go alllll the way up ma’am?

That’s what I’d say to one of these bitches on Hardcore Stocking Videos if I saw her in person. Then, God willing, she’d rear back and kick me as hard as she possibly could right square in the fuckballs. And then I’d jerk off — right then and there — and hopefully cum blood. That’s my dream folks…that’s my dream…

And the girl I’d want to do that would be Jewel. Check Jewel out on the front page of the site — I’m pretty sure that if you like skinny, college-looking dirty blondes, you’ll join immediately after seeing her. She has a body that is tighter than a crab’s ass. And she is wearing black fishnet stockings. MMMmmmmmm….stockings….. And by the way – -there are countless chicks with her same body type and looks on this site. I love it.

As you may have gathered, this site is as dirty as stocking sites get. Super hardcore fucking — often times with more than one girl involved. And *always* involving chicks in thigh high stockings. I really wish they could invent something sexier than stockings, because my cock would literally explode with ecstasy — but until they do, there is NOTHING on this earth that gets me going faster than a hot young chick like Jewel in a pair of thigh-highs.

Each video is about half an hour, and all of them are downloadable. And there are nearly three thousand of them. That’s a lot of Vaseline, folks. Not only that, but there are also more than 100 additional sites that you get when you join with a full membership ($24.95 monthly). But before you do that – -and I know you’re jumping to do so if you’ve clicked on our link to check Jewel out — you may want to try the trial membership first for a mere $2.99. Peanuts for *my* nuts…

I admit I’m a stocking freak, but this is one fantastic site whether you like leggings or not.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardcorestockingsvideos.com

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Hardcore Porn Films Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

hardcore

hardcore

The site: hardcorepornfilms.com
The price:$2.95 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A good porn dump site with lots of pics and movies. It has its little problems, but don’t we all?. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

Free Explicit Photos:
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Free Explicit Movie Clips:
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To join, click here:www.hardcorepornfilms.com

This is the perfect example of what a mega-site is all about. No trickery on the front page making you think that there are a lot of original videos. No tom foolery with the name of the site, leading people to believe that it is something it is not. Hardcore Porn Film is a place to get just that, and a WHOLE LOT of it!
The makers of this site promise that your membership of $38.76 per month will get you access to over 100,000 high-resolution pictures (remember when you used to sneak a peak at one picture in your Dad’s Playboy and be happy? Times, they are a changin’), and God knows how many videos (definitely more than you can imagine watching, though). In addition to this (as if you needed more you horn-dog) they give you access to LIVE sex chats 24 hours a day and 1-on-1- live chat 24 hours a day. The price is high, but not necessarily too high for a site with this much content. It is very comparable to many of the other mega-sites out there.

This is not a site that is limited to one, two or even three genres. You can find almost any type of mainstream porn theme here. They promise double penetration, ebony Asian, oral, couples, interracial, anal, lesbians, facials, threesomes and orgies. If you can’t get off from any of those then you may have a problem…OR you could just click on one of our more “unconventional” reviews!

As far as pros or amateurs…this site has every type that you can want– pros, amateurs, first-timers ass whores, third-time first-timers and everything in between. You will see many stars that you recognize, but you will also see some fresh, new faces that you will fall in love with. For example, we fell in love with Anita, a real girl from Georgia who was very hot, but also very common (make sense?). She has straight, long blonde hair and a very large set of NATURAL D cuppers. She takes a dong between them and does a little titty fucking, then rub the guy’s joint on her painted clam. Eventually he fucks her by pulling the panties to the side (this is hot, we don’t care what anyone says!)and cums on her panties. Great scene!

The downside to this mega-site, as with any of them, is the lack of originality and personality. Also, this one in particular was a little difficult to navigate. We think that they could clean it up quite a bit and it would be a much better product. That being said, it is not so horrible that we would warn you to stay away. It is definitely serviceable.

A good porn dump site with lots of pics and movies. It has its little problems, but don’t we all?

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardcorepornfilms.com

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Hard Porn Stars Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

you're seen her before

That's not hard enough...

The site: hardpornstars.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Very nice site with lots of videos, many extras and hot chicks getting as nasty as anyone could ever want them to get (unless you are into scat…and we won’t even go there). Nothing to complain about. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.hardpornstars.com

There are many, many sites that give you a certain category of porn, whether it be petites, blondes, ebony, lesbian, etc. We love those sites, but at the same time, we sometimes just want to see someone –anyone–get fucked hard and nasty, without having to make the choice of who it is or what they look like. That is when we turn to our new friend, Hard Porno Stars. This pimp roll production is a very nice collection of the nasty stuff.
We were first impressed with the fact that they offered nearly 150 videos on this site alone, not to mention the hundreds of others on the additional sites that you get as a result of paying the membership fee of $24.95 for this one site. The videos on this site are strictly hardcore, so they range from blondes, latinas, lesbos, and dozens of other types…as long as it is hardcore they have it. A very large and nice selection if we do say so ourselves. Good price too!

One very nice video that we found almost immediately upon entering the site was Babes in Toyland, Bubble Butt Babes. Our favorite lady here was Cailey Taylor, who is a tall, buxom blonde with just the right amount of junk in the trunk. She not only gets down and dirty right away on this one, she also blesses us with a reverse cowgirl anal scene. She has nice, beefy pussy lips that we get to enjoy during that scene as well, most definitely when the guy jams four fingers in there as he fucks her up the ass. She wails like a Banshee right before she gets really nasty with some ATM action and a load to the throat. Well worth watching.

One of our favorites can also be found scattered across this site…Devon. We are sure that many of you know who she is, but if you do not, you need to find out. She is a mega star, and for good reason. She is a fucking awesome blonde. She is cute and hot at the same time. But the real reason we love her is her vocal performances while she is getting nailed. She is the screamer of all screamers. She sounds almost like a giant mouse, or some sort of squeaky door. Not the best description, we know, but believe us…she is gold. We will let you look around for her…do a little discovery of your own. Who knows, you may stumble onto a new favorite of your own while looking!

Very nice site with lots of videos, many extras and hot chicks getting as nasty as anyone could ever want them to get (unless you are into scat…and we won’t even go there). Nothing to complain about.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardpornstars.com

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Ordinary Sluts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

ordinary enough

She's too ordinary -- give me someone hotter!

The site: ordinarysluts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: We liked the site overall. We think they should clean it up a bit, and as with all super sites it is rather impersonal, but it gets the job done. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.ordinarysluts.com

Ok…in all honesty this site should be called “Very Hot Sluts, But You Probably Have Never Seen Them Before” These girls are not what we would call ordinary, although we guess it depend on where you live. We certainly do not see sexy-ass lesbians and sluts “ordinarily” where we are from, but then again maybe there is such a place. If you live in a place like this…please, for the love for all things Holy, email us and let us know where that is. Wouldn’t you like to have us ass your neighbor? Fuckin’ A right you would! Don’t forget, we subscribe to hundreds of porn sites!!!

This is a place that is not for superstar or amateurs, just those girls in porn limbo, probably our favorite type of adult material girls. They are not too big (name-wise) to where they have lost their touch with the commoners, but they are also far from amateurs in that they know exactly what they are doing, and they can do it very well. Sometimes the only difference between a super star and a girl like this is that the superstar was in the right place at the right time, which could mean the bedroom of a producer! So we have a lot of respect for these girls, they keep churning out the entertainment for us while still flying under the radar! Here’s to you, oh faceless porn girl!

Ordinary Sluts is a super site with over 100,000 pictures (but who can keep count since they add more daily) and thousands of hardcore videos. They also allow you access to a LOT of live sex shows and live audio chat rooms — all of this for $38.76 per month by credit card and a little less by check ($34.95). We also liked their addition of hidden cams and toilet cams, for those voyeurs of us in the bunch! You know who you are…

Despite what we said before, some of these videos do seem to portray real amateurs, or at least first timers. That is obviously a spectacular portion of the site, if you are amateur lover like we are. But again, as much as we love them, they can sometimes put forth low quality videos and/or low quality action in the sack. We love them, but not quite as much as these other “ordinary” girls that get a lot of face time of this site.

The site setup is a little jumbled, but it is serviceable. In our opinion the first page inside the member’s section is a little too jumbled and confusing. It is easy to look at the featured movies and pictures, but a little more difficult to find those that are not featured. But we managed, and we found “Ava” (which is her name in this particular movie, we are not sure of the name she really goes by). She was lurking in the Teen DVD section. She was a cute, dirty blonde with handful sized tits and a sweet smile. She gets fucked in numerous positions by a supposed virgin (oh, by the way, the story line is that she is a virgin as well…no shit). It is a great scene with positions galore! Look for it!

We liked the site overall. We think they should clean it up a bit, and as with all super sites it is rather impersonal, but it gets the job done.

Visit the site: www.ordinarysluts.com

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Mega Hot Movies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3The site: megahotmovies.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Seriously, though — this is a really good deal. 18 sites for the price of one. What more can we say? 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.megahotmovies.com

Ok — this is a very nice multi-site access site that gives you some fucking great videos and a lot of them — at an outstanding price. We usually try to start with something witty or funny, but there is no joking about a deal as good as this one!

First, the talent — DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! It is really that simple. Some of the hottest professionals around and you also get amateurs –HOT amateurs. Where do they get these sluts? We have GOT to relocate!!! We’re thinking Miami or California — that seems to be the place to go if you have a few extra dollars in your pocket to give away to down-on-their-luck sluts! Wonder if it is like this in other countries as well? We sure hope so for their sakes…

What we loved most about this deal is the incredible variety of sites that are included in the package. We love multi-site deals, but only when they offer a nice variety, like this deal does. And also only when each site is decent to good (or great of course), and we really did likethe sites in this little clump.

For example — Amateur Hot Movies is a really nice amateur site. These sluts are either trying to break into the business or trying to put a little food on the table, but either way they seem motivated to fuck their best to earn some dough! They have some really cute girls, but none of them are TOO hot if you know what we mean. In other words, when they get too fucking hot they do not look like amateurs anymore, thus taking away the allure! Nice talent selection here though!

The other sites that you get include anal movies, BBW, big tits, ebony, facials, grannies, general hardcore, hand job, lesbian, mature, MILFS, porn stars, preggers, chicks with dicks, soft-core (not sure why this one, teens and, if you are gay, twinks! Not a bad variety for one single group, huh? A couple of the sites are questionable, but all put great content on them!

The price to carve your own little name on this niche is one dollar for a three day trial or, if you want to go for the whole month, $29.92.That is a VERY good deal considering the fact that you get ALL of those sites for that one price. That is a SHITLOAD of content. Sure, there may be a site or two that does not do it for you, but even if you only got ONE of those sites it would be a good deal at less than thirty dollars per month. So shut up, join, and count your blessings you greedy mother fucker!

Seriously, though — this is a really good deal. 18 sites for the price of one. What more can we say?

Visit the site: www.megahotmovies.com

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Movie Flux Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

movie-fluxThe site: movieflux.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: A collosal achievement. The sheer number of available movies makes this site a keeper. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.movieflux.com

This movie link, or “dump,” site is not just another site with some adult videos. We found it to be a hugely exciting place to find thousands of videos in dozens of categories, all for one monthly fee of $24.95. Not a bad toll to pay for some of the shit that we found. If you trust us at all, this is a very nice place to get porn. A collosal achievement. The sheer number of available movies makes this site a keeper.

The movies that we found here were generally very well done too. Of course, when you get that many movies together, there are going to be some that you like and others that you do not. We have watched hundreds of these movies offered here, and that is not shit. For the most part, we are very pleased at the content.

One example of the high quality movies that you will find here is Ten Wet Girls. We had never seen this series before, and we now do not know how we lived without it. The front of the dvd says it all…”All sex, no talk!” Ten different very fucking hot girls in seven scenes. Our favorite of those scenes was scene 2, starring Tanya James. Tanya is a goddess, with perfectly medium sized tits, long, straight blonde hair and an incredible looking vagina. Her pussy looks like it comes directly from heaven itself. Perfectly plump with just a tad of hanging beef. God damn she is hot! And she is a deep throat specialist to boot! She alone is worth one month at $24.95 per month, and you get all of that other shit as a bonus in our mind!

Another idea of what you can get, and in a whole different area completely, is Hell on High Heels. This is a foot fetish video, but not a cheap production. It stars some of the premier hot bitches in the business. As a matter of fact, our favorite scene included none other than Ashton Moore and Jessica Drake. Jessica wears knee-high, high heeled boots and gets dildo fucked by Ashton. They both lick the dildo together, and then Jessica returns the favor by licking down Ashton, who is wearing silver high heeled shoes. Great stuff for the foot lovers.

And finally, if neither of those floats your boat, you can choose from several thousand other videos in approximately 30 other categories (latins, ebony, female masturbation, gay, tranny, and on and on and on….). A colossal amount of movies and added bonuses makes this a premier video link site.

Visit the site: www.movieflux.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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Montreal Dream Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Its true what they say about Canadian chicks

She's having a Montreal dream -- in Vancouver.

The site: montrealdream.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Really nice amateur site with -get this – REAL amateurs! Imagine that! 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.montrealdream.com

I have never been to Canada. I hear the chicks are fucking hot sluts, and the dudes all have tiny, unsatisfying cocks, so they crave American guy dicks (especially white, not-all-that-impressive ones like mine). Hey – don’t shoot the messenger – that’s just what I hear.

I am pretty high on this site. It’s been a LONG time since I got the opportunity to review a true amateur site. This site is ACTUALLY amateur chicks and not just wannabe porn starlets. Okay, well, maybe they do want to be porn starlets – but at least they do not reek of it like most of the California “actresses” do. These look like regular chicks that took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in a porn film. Thank god for lost chicks.

Most of these chicks will never make it in the biz. That’s because they don’t have that look of a porn star. They look more like the chick that works at the bank or the one that you dragged home from the bar last week that gave you a handjob, but wouldn’t fuck you. You remember that bitch, right? Well, she may be on this site. Hell, there are even some chicks that I would call less-than-attractive – but I’d still fuck them. They try harder.

The spectacular thing about the selection of chicks here is that they have at least one chick for everyone’s interest. Goth, glam, gorgeous, heavy, ugly, shy, obnoxious, tiny tits, hooters – whatever make your tickler tingle, they have it.

The only bitch I have about the site is that it lacks fucking. These chicks are out to make some milk money, but not the real big cashola. But fear not – when you join this one (for less than $25 per month) you also get access to about 25 or so additional sites – all of which have oodles of original fucking content.

Really nice amateur site with -get this – REAL amateurs! Imagine that!

Visit the site: www.montrealdream.com

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All Anal Movies

by The Devil (admin)

I want her analness

Better get that can cleaned up before the hired help gets here.

The site: allanalmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Big selection of anal sex videos. No original content, but you won’t care after very long. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)
 To join, click here:www.allanalmovies.com

Hmmm…I wonder what we found on this site? That’s right…loads and loads of hot bitches taking it up the crapper! If you are ass hungry like we constantly are, then pay close attention. We have done all of the dirty work for you, scrutinizing this site with a fine-toothed comb to bring you the real lowdown on whether it is a high quality ass site, or just another butthole blunder.

We take special care and pride in reviewing sites dedicated to anal sex. Ass sex makes our dicks harder than Chinese arithmetic. We look at anal videos like an art dealer would stare at a painting for hours and hours, just to see what he could see.

That is what we did with allanalmovies.com and we liked what we saw. Now, an astute observer would ask the question, “Is there any such thing as a bad anal sex video?” Well…no. You got us there. But there are some that are better than others. Sure you can throw a dick into any slut and catch it on film and call it a porno, but it takes special talent to work four fingers and a couple of cocks into a poop chute and all the while the chick getting drilled is begging for more! That, my friends, is art. And that is the kind of shit you can find on allanalmovies.com

They offer over 40 full length films specializing in the cornholio. While they offer films with regualr porn stars, they also have many with amateurs doing their thing. Our favorites…every last fucking one of them. But, if we had to pick, we would say that the Brazilian Anal Violations Series is pretty damn fine (although we must tell you that we love Brazilian chicks).

We love Angela Crystal, a star of Assault That Ass. This foreign chick is not only extremely sexy and gorgeous, she goes absolutely berserk when they shove a big old cock in her ass. We have “used” her on more than one occasion since we joined this site. She shreiks like a wounded banshee, a sound that is music to our ears.

Oh wait! We also have to tell you about…well shit, we could go on forever about this. Just join it and see for your self. You will have more jerk material than a Jamaican chef!

There is a reason that chicks get paid more to do anal than regualr sex. It is the same reason you pay more to see the Rolling Stones than Stoney Creek. They are better artists and they work harder to be better artists. Anal is the Taj Majal of porn, and allanalmovies.com brings us some of the best anal action out there, and a lot of it. And we aren’t just blowing smoke up your ass!

Big selection of anal sex videos. No original content, but you won’t care after very long.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allanalmovies.com

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