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All Amateur Movies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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You're about to turn pro, baby!

The site: allamateurmovies.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after 7 years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.allamateurmovies.com

Offering over 200,000 videos, this mega-site is truly a haven for porn buffs. Are ALL of them true amateurs? Absolutely not. But there are plenty there to spend some time with. Even the girls who are obviously not amateurs are at least trying to look that way, making for a good nut anyway.

In addition to girls getting fucked, they also offer videos of naked amateurs and amateurs sucking cock, covering just about all of the bases. We particularly liked the newest face, Tiffany, who could have just as easily been featured on Bignaturals.com. Her thin waist and big tits look fabulous flanked by a huge cock.

There are admittedly some skanks, but how could there not be with so many movies? Even the lessers are good fucks, so we can overlook their imperfections. After all, they are amateurs, right?

This is a decent site, but nothing more. Other than the massive archives they have complied, you could find the same content elsewhere. That being said, the amount of content gives you a true bang for your buck, which is why we are members! Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after 7 years, and worth every penny.

We give it a … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allamateurmovies.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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Adult Video Lounge

by The Devil (admin)

Adult Video Lounge Sample Photo

You're fucking hot.

The site: adultvideolounge.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Wow. This is top notch, a must see even. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.adultvideolounge.com

Sometimes you just can’t choose what type of pussy you are in the mood for. Let’s see…do I want to cum to a petite little Asian lady or a tall, dark Brazilian woman. Do I want some hardcore gay scenes or do I want a tranny surprise? Luckily, for those of you who are that undecided, there are sites like adultvideolounge.com This site has all of those choices and a SHIT load more. Very, very nice site.

Here is the skinny: You pay $24.95 per month and you get many, many videos in the following categories: Amateur, Anal, Asian, Blonde, Ebony, Big Cock, Big Tits, Cum Shot, Gang Bang, Hardcore, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, MILF, Orgy, Panties, Petite, Pornstar, Redhead, Teen and Voyeur. All of that is on this site alone. They also throw in an additional 50 more sites for you to look at. On all of these sites you are promised hundreds of thousands of still photos and over 50,000 downloadable videos. It would take a long, long time and a LOT of cumming to get through all of these.

Another feature that we really like was the ability to search by a certain series. For example, if you really like the Two in the Seat series, which we reall,y really do, then you can dial it up and they will take you directly to all of the volumes of that series that they have available…and then you can download all of them right there. If you are a REAL connoisseur, you can even search by your favorite studio. We like the idea, but that was even too far advanced for us to use!!

They also promise numerous adult games, erotic stories, sex personals and even a sex toy store. As if you have time for that stuff with all of the other things to do.

Usually we give a few highlights for you to look for. This time, we believe that the entire site is a highlight. An unfathomable amount of material is available here. We are sure some of it is no count (as some must be in a selection this huge), but the shit was saw was very, very good. Best deal on the net, in our opinion.

Wow. This is top notch, a must see even. …

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultvideolounge.com

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Adult Dreams Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

adult-dreamsThe site: adultdreams.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: If you’re looking for something original, well, move along. But if you just want a huge site and network to get a quick jerk to – over and over and over again -this is a damn good place to start. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.adultdreams.com

I am thinking about getting a tattoo on my hog. The reason I mention it now is because I actually had a dream about what I wanted to get tattooed on it, and the name of this site reminded me of that dream. Or should I call it a vision? I pictured a falcon’s head along the length of the top of my shaft, with the head of my cock being the yellow beak.

This is a gigantic porn depot. You are not going to find Jenny from down the street fiddling on her boyfriend’s pecker. This is big time, southern California, professional pornographic material, right here, fellas. Top of the line pussy. Not top of the line in your zip code -top of line in the fucking world. Suck it easy!

All of the porn star greats of today and featured on this site and in this network. Every last one of them, from Jenna Haze to Katsumi to everyone else you’ve ever heard of. If your favorite porn star cannot be found somewhere in this network, then you are one fucked up individual. What -are you into Julia Childs or some shit? Get with the program, pal -pick a good starlet!

And you will have plenty of movies to look for that favorite starlet in. There are over 1,700 movies on this site alone – and there are TEN more sites in the network that come free with your paid subscription. But before you pay – why don’t you take a few days to evacuate your balls for free. FREE three day trials are alive and well in Dreamland here – get ‘em while they’re hot.

Whew. This is one of those sites that can make your dick crazier than a loon. My cock was frenzied and had no idea what way to go when I logged on. That’s a good scenario I suppose- much better than having your dick look like a tired soldier slumped over a duffel bag when it sees a site.

If you’re looking for something original, well, move along. But if you just want a huge site and network to get a quick jerk to – over and over and over again – this is a damn good place to start.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultdreams.com

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3D Orgasm Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hershey Kiss nips over there is very much in 3D

Those nipples are terrifying in 3D.

The site: 3dOrgasm.com

The price:$3.95 trial

The verdict: It’s a gimmick, but definitely the real deal. Good fuck videos and, we assume, they’re pretty neat in 3D. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.3dOrgasm.com

Remember when 3D was a big deal? You’d smoke a gigantic joint, go to the theater, snarf up those cardboard blue and red lensed glasses and watch shit fly at you. Ahhh…those were the days. Well, as you may have guessed, some genius figured, “Fuck it — why won’t that work for porn?” And so we have the site 3D Orgasm.

Is it a good idea? Well, I’m not really sure yet — I’m still waiting for my “State of the Art, Stereochrome, Advanced Ana-glyph Stereo 3D Glasses” to come in the mail. No, I did not make that up — I’m not that fucking creative. That’s what the peeps on this site tell me they’ll send with my free 7 day trial membership. Don’t you settle for the shitty cardboard 3D glasses, lest ye be caught with your pants around your ankles, dick in hand with a subpar pair of cardboard 3D glasses on your head.

Ok…let’s get serious here for just a moment. Is the site good? Sure — there are a bunch of naked bitches getting fucked on it. Do we really *need* to see people fucking in 3D? No — but why not, I suppose? Anything to spice it up a bit, is what I always say. If you’re having trouble getting a nut on 2D, bump it up a D on this site.

When you join this futuristic jerk-fest you also get access to 60 additional fuck sites. No, they aren’t all 3D — that’d be a little too over the top. But they are decent sites with a lot of material on them, so it’s worth it. 3D Orgasms itself has quite a bit of content, which I found surprising since it is such a novelty site. There are many more pics than video, however. Don’t join for the volume of content on this site alone. As with any gimmicky thing, it may not last. But the content on all 60 sites combined is well worth your money. And shit — with the 3 day trial for less than $4, you won’t have to shell out a whole lot of money anyway.

It’s a gimmick, but definitely the real deal. Good fuck videos and, we assume, they’re pretty neat in 3D.

… 7 out of 10

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XXX Porn Theater Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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The site: xxxporntheater.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: It’s okay, I suppose. I would join for the entire network if anything- but I suppose it’s at least worth a 3 day free trial. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.xxxporntheater.com

I never actually went to one of those real theaters that showed porn. You know- the kind that Pee Wee Herman got caught emptying his balls in. They never had one where I lived, and I never found any “porn theater tours”when I went on vacation. I know one thing – if I ever did go there I would stay far away from the nachos. Jalapeno juice and penis holes do NOT mix.First off – the most important thing of all – free fucking porn. 3 days of free porn are available for every swingin’ dick in the world. If you don’t like the site at the end of the 3 days -fucking cancel it, bitch. What the fuck do I care? I don’t own your ass! Sorry…got carried away there. If you want to stay on, though, you will pay about $40 per month and get about a dozen additional sites for free.

So what do we have here? A huge porno store, basically. No central theme, no recurring ladies, no amateur shit, no niche- just a big place to rent/buy DVDs that have been put on the internet. In other words, you don’t actually get the DVD in the mail – you pay the monthly fee and download or stream the vids. You get pussy on your screen faster than a hooker to a wallet.

I think these types of sites serve a purpose, and we should never rid of all of them -but there are a ton of them out there, so they take a hit on originality points. I guess if you have collected a ton of porn DVDs over the years, and continue to do so, this is the way to do something with them when your dick gets tired of them.

It’s okay, I suppose. I would join for the entire network if anything – but I suppose it’s at least worth a 3 day free trial.

Visit the site: www.xxxporntheater.com

… 6.5 out of 10

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XXX Videos 4 U Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

xxx-video-4-uThe site: xxxvideos4u.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: To their credit they do have high quality movies. It’s just like watching a DVD from your computer. If that’s all you need to blow chunks, then I am all for you joining. Personally, my dick likes a little more. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.xxxvideos4u.com

I am fucking tired of this “XXX” bullshit. Can’t we get rid of that ridiculous 3 X bullshit to rate these delightful works of art? It’s the fucking 21st century, assholes. Call them “fuck flicks” or “muff movies” or something clever like that. I fucking hate X’s – they’re one of the shittiest letters in the alphabet. At least be fair and give them a vowel…Yawn. Sure they have a bunch of “XXX” movies here – but at what cost? Where’s the originality? Where’s the hook? Where’s the love?

Oh yeah…love sucks. But the rest of it should be there. Sure, I can find plenty to beat off to on this site, but when I finish lobbing nut sauce all over my desk, I am outta here. There is nothing even remotely catchy to keep me coming back. I can get much better, more original and more personable shit all over the internet.

The one hook they do have, albeit a short lived one, is FREE 3 day trials. Yes, I admit – that’s a damn good one. I advise everyone to ALWAYS take any free porn they can get. Always. After the 3 days you are going to have to come out of pocket about 40 dollars per month. They do give you a good dozen or so additional sites for free with that fee, but again, those sites are pretty unoriginal.

To their credit they do have high quality movies. It’s just like watching a DVD from your computer. If that’s all you need to blow chunks, then I am all for you joining. Personally, my dick likes a little more.

Visit the site: www.xxxvideos4u.com

… 6 out of 10

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