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Wicked Pictures Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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"Does this tiara make these tits look fat?"

The site: wickedpictures.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: No one has bigger names. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)

Wicked. One of our very favorite words in the English language…right up there with “fuck”, “free” and “the kid is NOT yours.” Wicked Pictures is a megasite of sorts with over 300 glamcore movies of some of the biggest names in the land.

Wicked Pictures does have some star power, boasting Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asia Carrera, Sydney Steele and Bridgette Kerkove, along with several other very high quality girls. They are not on the level of a Suze Video, but they are not far off. Some individual girls may be better (is there out there more talented and requested than Jenna?), but overall they are a smidge behind.

If you haven’t already figured it out, Wicked Pictures is a high glam type of site. Wicked Pictures is another very high quality studio that leans more toward the art of beautiful pictures than the raunchiness of real and true porn, but do not get us wrong…they have some great fuck movies and dirty shit! We sincerely like a lot of their movies more than many of the other top level photography sites. We think it is because they have align themselves with some of the top adult actresses in the business, instead of aligning themselves with the top nude models in the business — a mistake that other companies have made.

A Wicked Pictures membership will cost $29.95 per month. That will get you all-access to the site, which has over 100,000 pictures of the hottest chicks in the world, as well as over 500 hours of video of the same hot bitches. The updates are the real draw, as they update the site with new photos and/or videos every single day.

Even if you aren’t sure if you want to join or not, do this — go to the site and get their free screensavers and wallpapers of the Wicked Girls! Free hot pussy! Are you kidding us? No reason not to!

No one has bigger names than Wicked Pictures. Beautiful girls and good movies. Not too tame and still very glamorous. … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.wickedpictures.com

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Whores In Denim Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


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I see a whore, but where's the denim?

The site:whoresindenim.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.
[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

I can’t think of much I like better than a bombshell in denim. Jeans are the sexiest things in the world. I bet Larry Denim was the sexiest fucker in his high school class (he’s the person I just made up as the inventor of jeans). I wish they had denim condoms — I’d even wear them to jerk off with. I am going to go right now and stitch me up an entire woman made of denim. It’ll chafe- but the missing skin and rub-burns will be worth the ecstasy of fucking a Jean-woman.I’ve decide that the sites in this network should be called pseudo-professional or pro-am. That’s because they appear to be the ultra-glitzy pro videos from the still shots, but in reality the sets are a little less upscale and the videos are not that HD stuff. Much better than it in y opinion.

These chicks are obviously sexy as shit in their denim, but unfortunately I think the site should be called Whores in Denim…Briefly – because those jeans come off faster than the tag on a pair “school shoes.” I’d prefer to see them get fuck with a pair of Daisy Dukes pulled to the side, or a denim thong on or something -keeps the jeans in play! That’s the whole idea!

For non-super stars, these girls are pretty fucking hot. The one constant is that all of them are in great shape, and after that it’s potluck. Brunettes, blondes, fake tits and real – all types of booty for your pleasure. Excellent variety.

All it takes is one solitary dollar, a greasy handful of cock and about 10 minutes of watching this site- and you got yourself a puddle of white lightning deep enough to canoe in. $1.00 trials are the norm here – -and if you want to join monthly ($24.95) you will access to all of the sites in the network- a good 20 or so.

I liked it more than I thought I would. I still think the jeans should stay in play in some capacity.

Visit the site: www.whoresindenim.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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Whore Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

The site: whoregaggers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: Whore Gaggers is definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit is still cheap!
[rating:8/10] (8/10)


Like any good father, it’d be horrific to find out your daughter was getting fucked on the internet. But let’s just assume you could get over that part — let’s assume that she was on a classy, love making site called CaressingAndCuddling.com or SoftIntimateLoveMaking.com. It’d be tough, but you could handle it, right? Now…what if she showed up on today’s site — Whore Gaggers? Jesus Christ…some Dad out there is sick to his stomach right now. Hey Pops — on the bright side your daughter is the BEST at taking a dick so far down her throat that she fucking pukes on a stranger’s cock! Daddy’s little princess, indeed!

I don’t know the actual statistics, but in my estimation these gagging sites are popping up faster than any other fetish sites on the net. If you haven;t seen them, I think they’re great, but you have to have a domination/degradation fetish, as well as an extreme oral fetish. Basically, it’s violent, forceful blow jobs with lots of gagging, a little vomit here and there, and lots of bitches doing what they’re told. You know, sort of like what I picture Heaven to be like!

You should know up front that this type of porn demands fewer “barbie” types and more *real* girls that, while still hot, are not 100% perfect. Some have tattoos, some are on the chubby side, some are just like the chick you see working the window at the convenience store — all are chicks that you;d fuck, to be sure — they just don;t look like super stars.

Take Katrina Kraven for example — she was a gagger on this site. She had a bunch of tattoos (which I coincidentally love) and a nice, tight little body. She was dirty as fuck, but the guy swinging the sword was a little dirtier, shoving his plunger down her throat until she cried. If you’ve never seen a girl suck a cock with authority, all while the mascara runs down her face in rivers of tears — see it this instant. Gave me a hard on that could cut diamonds.

The other thing that gave me a hard on was the fact that I was able to join this little slice of Satan for $1.00 — and if I renew I only have to pay $24.95 per month. That not only includes these wretched, white trash whores, but also many, many other fetish and niche sites – -for free. The girls on all of the sites are “real” girls, and all of the sites are very high quality. We really like this network.

Definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit’s still cheap!… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whoregaggers.com

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White Meat On Black Street Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


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That brunette = meat. That dude's cock = black street.

The site: whitemeatonblackstreet.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Damn fine entertainment. That is all we can say
[rating:9/10] (9/10)

Ummm…have you ever just seen something that is so incredible that you are at a loss for words? We have, just now. You want to join us? Go to White Meat on Black Street. Now.

Have you ever heard of or seen anything like this? This guy…a black guy who calls himself Jaguar…has the biggest fucking cock possibly in the world. Ever. We cannot describe it other than to say it is reportedly 17 inches long…and we have absolutely no reason to doubt that measurement. This dick looks like a fucking giant novelty dildo…but it is real. You can imagine the hijinx that ensues as he whips this totem pole out in front of these scared little white bitches. Pandemonium. And just imagine the size of his cum shot. Huge.

We cannot begin to describe these videos. They are great, we can tell you that much. But it is like trying to describe the pyramids to someone. Or the Great Wall of China. You can tell them, but when they actually see it with their own eyes, it is so much more than they ever expected.

What we can tell you is that these white girls’ jaws drop to the floor when they see this massive dong coming at them. It is a good thing, too…because that is exactly how wide their mouths will need to be open to have any change at all at sucking these things off. And each and every one of them is a trooper. They all do their best — some better than others — to pretend that they are not in excruciating pain. This makes for every entertaining video, peeps.

And to top it all off, this site is a member of a great group called Meat Members (aptly named to include this site). It is a collection of about 40 sites that are all different and all entertaining as hell, and they are all yours for one monthly fee of $29.95. That is all you pay for the one million plus megabytes of material. It is all originally made by these guys and it is all very good quality. It is one of our very favorite networks.

Damn fine entertainment. That is all we can say!

Visit the site: www.whitemeatonblackstreet.com

… 9 out of 10

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Whoregies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The site: whoregies.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

Whoregies is what you call a reverse gang bang. Whoregies features videos with several chicks and only one or two guys, all fucking and sucking and licking and cumming. Lucky bastards.

Whoregies pits numerous ladies against one ro two guys in a steamy orgy. Who knows what will happen. Sometimes the guy will be hammering the girl from behind and have his cock yanked out of her snatch, only to quickly be thrust into a horny sluts mouth. Or a guy could be ass-hammering a chick while another chick licks his balls, one licks her pussy and two are watching while 69ing each other. Think you’d like that? Yeah…us too.

We also liked the quality of chicks that Whoregies put in the videos. Top shelf, my friends. How fucking great is that…8 or 9 gorgeous ladies rolling around together and moaning and shit. Damn. But we have to admit that we were not surprised about the talent when we noticed that this site was a Meat member site. They always have the best bitches (see Top Notch Bitches if you don’t believe us) and they always have spectacular sites with high quality videos and lots of updates. Oh…and there are FORTY of these sites…and you get them ALL for$29.95 per month. Now you can see why we were so excited.

Our favorite video? Can you actually have a favorite amongst a group of things if every single thing is the greatest thing you have ever imagined? No…but we will just tell you about one to see if it is something you might be interested in. How about Episode #2 on the site. It is just as spectacular as the rest. We counted at least 7 girls, but it was hard to tell because we kept forgetting what we were doing due to the jerking off and all. Brunettes, redheads and blondes – oh my!! Erik Everhard, the cocksmith that runs the site, is as lucky as any man that has ever walked this earth.

A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky!  … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WHOREGIES.COM

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Almond Tease Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Asian Dj? Nahhhhhh.

Asian Dj? Nahhhhhh.

The site: almondtease.com
The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Decent, but nothing Earth shattering. I’ll pay for 3 days, though. .

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.almondtease.com

Okay – I have seen at least 10 porn sites per day for several years now, reviewing many of them, just skinning my cock to the others – but until today I have never once heard Asian chicks being referred to as “almonds.” The only explanation could be the almond shaped eyes. Is it racist or offensive? I have no idea – but probably.

Whatever. If it’s negative, then I can bring it up a little with a positive, in that this site is pretty decent. Not fabulous or fantastic – -but good enough to bust nuts to. It’s one of those sites that pretends to be a one girl, solo run site, but it’s really a commercially produced site featuring one girl.

That girl is, surprisingly, Ms. Almond Tease – real name I’m sure. Almond is a miniature (5’1”, 90 lbs.) Asian chick with tits so small they make me look well endowed in the chest area. But her vagina makes up in the size area – -as it’s big enough to accommodate a fat cock and then some.

Just like any other one gal site, hers features exploits with dildos, tongues and hot tubs. Luckily for us, she also takes the cock, something that a lot of one chick sites aren’t giving us these days. I want to see chicks get fucked, not nuzzled and sprayed with a hose. I can see that shit on the FX network.

Go for the 3 day trial for $3. I’m not really sure if there’s enough intrigue to keep you wanting for much more than that. I could be wrong – there are many tastes and needs out there and if Almond is yours, by all means jump head first into that bitch.

Decent, but nothing Earth shattering. I’ll pay for 3 days, though.

Visit the site: www.almondtease.com

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Almost All Blondes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Her pubes are green. Hence the almost part

Average Jane.

The site: AlmostAllBlondes
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it.
[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

You may be thinking to yourself, “Do people really read these reviews? And do they really take this fucking Devil asshole’s advice and join based on what that dick says?” Well, first of all — who you callin’ a dick, motherfucker? Wanna scrap? That’s what I thought…bitch! Now then — yes, we have tons and tons of members (and you’re reading it yourself, now aren’t you?), and people also take my advice on a very regular basis. Why? Because I watch porn as my FULL-TIME JOB! You go to a doctor when you’re sick, right? Because “fixing” people is his job. Same here — when you’re horny you come to me — I’ll straighten shit out in your underwear!

Right now I’m digging this site — Almost All Blondes. I do wonder, however — why didn’t they just keep the non-blonde bitches out and call it All Blondes? Is there some sort of brunette union that I don’t know about that demands representation? Do redhead bitches sneak onto the set like ninjas and just “appear” on the film later in the editing room? I don’t know…I just don’t fucking know.

This site is owned by PimpRoll, but it looks like they must have acquired it elsewhere, because it’s not as crisp and bright and high quality as most of their sites. That’s not to say it’s bad — there are still a lot of hot chicks here, and you still get access to dozens upon dozens of additional sites for free (when you join this one) that ARE crisp and clear.

This is basically a video dump site. Again, that’s not a bad thing, but I generally like to have my porn a little more “intimate.” By that I mean that I like to see interviews before the fucking, or at least have a girls name so that I can yell it out next time I’m fucking my wife (hey — it’s a little game I play to keep things interesting in my marriage).

The best news of all is that if you join through Porny Little Devil, you get a 3 day trial membership for only $2.99. And if you want all of those other sites along with this one, all you have to scrounge together is $24.95 per month. I paid more than that in condoms last month. What can I say — your mom likes the expensive ones.

The site itself is not nearly the best from PimpRoll, but joining it is still well worth the money due to the fact that you get all of the extra sites with it…. 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.almostallblondes.com

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We Hunt Milf Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Milfs generally do not look like this

"There's one. Fucking shoot her! Careful not to blow up all the good meat, though."

The site: wehuntmilf.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Go grab you a 3 day trial for $1 and see if it’s your thing. What have you got to lose? $1 – that’s what. If you can’t afford to spend a dollar on some porn then you seriously need to think about ending your life. I mean, c’mon. It’s a dollar for pussy. Go get a piece.
[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.wehuntmilf.com

Hunting and MILFS. Must be Sarah Palin’s home page, right? We wish – I’d pay LOTS of hard earned money – even in this shitbag economy – to see that Palin chick kill a caribou with her bare tits, then ride it’s antler with her hirsute vagina. Seriously – that chick’s from Alaska. I bet her pussy has more hair than Amy Winehouse’s bathtub drain. Oh yeah…she probably doesn’t bathe. Good point.
Personal preference alert: These videos are a little more upscale than I like them on this site. That may be right up your alley and if so… good for you, uppity pants. These are all perfect looking ladies with no blemishes, perfect lighting and guys with perfectly veined cocks. If you want the highest class and perfecting, your balls should already be starting to boil with the mention of this site.

Okay – -well everything is not “perfect” – -but it is damn close. The graphics are sort of a play on Desperate Housewives, and that’s exactly the kind of chicks that you should expect here. Nines and tens, that are REAL women -not this teeny bubbly shit.

One chick I fell in love with was Vicky Vette, which is strange because I hate Corvettes. But she’s much better than some car. Vicky is a filthy blonde that has one of those permanent nasty looks on her face -and that’s the ultimate compliment in my book. She’s a blonde with BIG tits and she gets dirtier than Pig Pen’s taint. Let’s put it this way -her butthole and a 120 inch cock fit together like a hand and a glove.

Go grab you a 3 day trial for $1 and see if it’s your thing. What have you got to lose? $1 – that’s what. If you can’t afford to spend a dollar on some porn then you seriously need to think about ending your life. I mean, c’mon. It’s a dollar for pussy. Go get a piece

Visit the site: www.wehuntmilf.com

… 7 out of 10

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We Hire Strippers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her lap dances go for $25 a song. Robbery

"Show me the money, you creepy motherfucker."

The site: wehirestrippers.com

The price:$29.98 per month
The verdict: It’s pretty straightforward. Lots of professional porn – all revolving around a theme of strippers. This is as close as you will probably come to actually fucking a stripper, so you may as well go for it. .
[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.wehirestrippers.com

I tried to bang a stripper once. It didn’t end well for me. In fact, it was a little awkward, getting tackled by a bouncer on the strip club stage with my cock in hand. Downright embarrassing.This is one of those pretend sites. Well, the site is real -and so are the cocks penetrating the snatches. But the part where they hire a stripper and film her bouncing on their cranks is pretty staged. Fine with me. Not necessarily my favorite type of porn, but I can tell you that my cock and balls seemed to like it just fine.

These chicks probably all are really strippers on the side. They are all fresh, with fake tits and cute faces. And, of course, they all have at least one tattoo. But I am guessing they are pretty high dollar if you actually do hire them to strip in a private setting – -and even more expensive to fuck. The best way to do it is through this site here. It’s much cheaper.

Thirty dollars for an entire month, as a matter of fact. Only $50 for 3 months. And you get a ton of bonus sites to smack your plug to as well. Decent deal. I have seen the other sites and they all have hot chicks as well-so no switcheroo bullshit here.

It’s pretty straightforward. Lots of professional porn – all revolving around a theme of strippers. This is as close as you will probably come to actually fucking a stripper, so you may as well go for it.

Visit the site: www.wehirestrippers.com

… 7 out of 10

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A Load In Every Hole Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

No image. Look for yourself.

No image. Look for yourself.

The site: aloadineveryhole.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I actually liked this site a lot. There are others in the network that I was not as excited about, but this one is pretty good. Shit – anytime I can watch a chick get cummed in by at least 3 dudes, I’m in the front row 9 times out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.aloadineveryhole.com

I am jealous that women have more holes than I do. I wish I had another couple of holes. Holes always feel good when you stick shit in them. Even my ears like to get fucked. If I just had 2 more holes, my life would be complete.There’s no mystery as to what this site is about. Chicks getting chowder in the neck, ass and cunt. You know –  it really takes a special kind of gal to subject her self to a multi-cocked experience like these sluts do. When the dudes are through with them, them are like cum pinatas. Now, if someone would just beat them with a bat until they split apart. I kid, I kid!…

Know who I liked? Liza Harper. She looked exactly like a chick I used to know In college. Cute, but you’d never peg her to be the porn type if you saw her in a classroom or a supermarket. But alas, she’s a camera slut – -and the dirtiest kind, too. She looks like a fucking Gumby doll the way these dudes stretch her all about while lobbing sperm grenades into her cavities.

The fee is standard at $30 per month. But if you join for 6 months, you can get this site, as well as about 15 others, for the price of about 3 months. Great deal.

I actually liked this site a lot. There are others in the network that I was not as excited about, but this one is pretty good. Shit – anytime I can watch a chick get cummed in by at least 3 dudes, I’m in the front row 9 times out of 10…

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.aloadineveryhole.com

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