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Warm Kiss Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Cuteness

Cuteness

The site: warmkiss.com

The price:$14.95 per month

The verdict: One of my new faves. Great amateur stuff here, fuckers – and different from anything we’ve seen. .

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.warmkiss.com

I have often pondered plastic surgery, and what it would be like to have a set of vagina lips replace my real lips. I can think of several advantages (I’d get to wear underwear on my face all the time, I could eat and fuck simultaneously with the same hole and every time I shaved I could make money filming it and putting it online), but also some major hurdles (spending a good portion of my income on breath mints, having a horror movie face for one week a month and the nickname “cunt face”).Yipes! I have stumbled on a dandy here. I really want to start by telling you all about the REAL amateur guys and gals and how they get all fucky and shit, right there in real life for you – but I will wait just a minute on that, since the real draw here is the fact that it only costs $15 per month. That would not be surprising for a satellite radio service or a jelly of the month club – but this is really good amateur (real amateur, not bullshit) porn that, at least in my opinion, is the best kind of porn that money, drugs and/or sex slavery can buy.

Here – read this shit…this is the description of what is going on, taken right from the site itself. And if you actually go to the site and read this and watch some of the samples – you can tell they are a no bullshit organization: “Every girl has an orgasm (sometimes several) and the sex is all natural. The camera stays still so you can relax and fantasize. The cum is real and internal, the kisses are affectionate and of course the girls are beautiful.” Sounds pretty fucking good, huh?

This site is definitely different – trust me. And in a damn good way. Sure, we all have our favorite gagging and degradation sites – but it is VERY RARE to find a site that actually embraces couples that like each other and truly make love, rather than just violently fuck. Laugh all you want – but the only way you are going to see real, strong female orgasms is like this.

And if you like real amateurs but hate the grainy, shitty video that is almost always associated with them – fucking forget the past, this is the brave new world, motherfuckers! Obama promised change, and he has delivered with amateur porn in HD (I figured he would have focused on the shitty economy first, but I’m glad he went with HD amateur porn instead). Almost all of their vids are in HD a few of the first ones are not).

The only thing you have to worry about on a site like this is a lack of updates — but we don’t see that being a problem here. They have lots of videos currently, and do regular updates. They even accept suggestions for upcoming videos. And hell – as cheap as it is, if they stopped updating (which we don’t anticipate), it would be cheap and easy to cancel and not lost a dime.

One of my new faves. Great amateur stuff here, fuckers – and different from anything we’ve seen.

Visit the site: www.warmkiss.com

… 9 out of 10

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

… 10 out of 10

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A Lucky Stranger Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

More torso

She's not THAT strange...

The site: aluckystranger.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: A very unique site — we have seen others sort of like it but this one may be the best at what it does. When you throw in all of the other sites, we give it a high mark.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.aluckystranger.com

You think you have what it takes to be a pornstar? Fucking liar — we’ve seen your crooked, little elf dick. But there’s at least a LITTLE hope for you — if you happen to be at the right place at the right time. That is, if you are in Los Angeles when the guys who run the site A Lucky Stranger come a hoppin’ by and snatch you up, from the streets, to make you a star.

That’s what this site is all about. It’s one hell of an idea that has everyone — even HOWARD STERN — talking about it. Every week they get some gutter snipe that wants to be blindfolded and fucked by a complete stranger. Lucky for guys like you, when people are blindfolded they are unable to see. That’s where you, the average Joe, come in. They just go around L.A. and pick random shitbirds to fuck these poor tramps. Ahhh…money, money, money, money. As they say, it’ll do funny things to ya. These destitute broads are living proof.

But they are also, for the most part, pretty sexy. I have said it before, and I will most certainly say it again — there are a lot of very attractive gals out there, and many of them are very stupid, poor or just plain slutty. As long as that remains the case, you and I will have and endless supply of porn. God bless drug addictions.

Anywho — most of the dudes are at least somewhat fit and attractive. Our favorite scene included Delilah, a sexy brunette that had about as many tattoos as Henry Rollins. That being said, she had a very nice body and a pretty face. Handful sized tits, just like we like ‘em. Her counterpart went by the moniker Scooby. The best part of this whole scene was that Scooby wore a Nacho Libre mask. I kept expecting him to jump on her from the turnbuckle. Alas, he did not, but he did lay some pipe on her. They claim that he had not been laid in over a year — I have my suspicions as to the validity of that statement. He lasted longer than a Francis Ford Coppola movie.

Less than a 5 spot will get you 3 days, and a full bore, monthly membership will only set you back $29.97. And, when you join this little slice of heaven, you also get access to ALL of the O.C. Cash network — which is 33 sites in all. All very well done and all have great talent in them, if you know what I mean.

A very unique site — we have seen others sort of like it but this one may be the best at what it does. When you throw in all of the other sites, we give it a high mark.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.aluckystranger.com

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Virtual Chicks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That stained blanket is covering a stain

Is she fucking a mascot?

The site: virtualchicks.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month
The verdict: I don’t know- maybe I’m being too hard on them, but I like mine a little less gimmicky. Take your clothes off, stick a flesh dog in your mouth and get to work.
[rating:5/10] (5/10)
To join, click here:www.virtualchicks.com

I have gone exclusively to watching porn and fucking my fist. Yep – no more real females for me. They just ask too many questions, like “Why are you doing that?” and “Aren’t you going to make me cum too?”and “Please let me go -I swear to God I won’t tell ANYONE” Fucking whiners — give me a virtual chick any day of the week.

They boast that they are the only true interactive site on the net and that “you decide what she does next.” Is it true? What the fuck do you think? Have you ever known ANY chick to do exactly what you want her to do? Of course not – and that shit doesn’t change when she has a yard of cock in her.

So what kind of site is it then? It’s a choose your own adventure of sorts. You can apparently choose from 3 different scenes and she will do one of those 3 things on the screen “for you.” In other words, there are several pre-produced scenarios that you can choose from. Yawn.

I’m all for unique porn ideas, but when I get my bone juices working full force, I don’t want to be stopping to think or make decisions. If I wanted to do that shit, I’d go find a real slut and deal with her bullshit, trying to find her clit and make her happy. Fuck that -I just want to watch some tramp moan and jerk my dick. End of story.

The positive – the chicks are all young and hot, the network is large (50 sites and counting) and the site is cheap ($1.00 for a trial membership – very cheap in fact for the high quality videos).

I don’t know – maybe I’m being too hard on them, but I like mine a little less gimmicky. Take your clothes off, stick a flesh dog in your mouth and get to work.

Visit the site: www.virtualchicks.com

… 5 out of 10

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Vip XXX Area Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

The site: vipxxxarea.com

The price: $1.00 trial

The verdict: A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.vipxxxarea.com

VIP XXX Area is a portal site to a group of very nice sites, many of which specialize in the fetishes that we all have in some form or another. It is not really a content site in and of itself, but when you join you get LOTS of all-original content.

The list of sites is large and continues to grow on a regular basis. At the time of this review, the sites included are: Her First DV, Sinful Teachers, Teens in Glasses, Public Peek, Bad Office Girls, Femdom Abuse, Pantyhose and Panties, Teens in Satin, Teens in Slips, Easy Drunk Girls, MILF Whore, Cummy Feet, Tranny Destruction, Daily Movies and Daily Jokes.

The membership fee to join is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for a month. Obviously we do not need to tell you that a site that gives you access to over a dozen all-original, very high quality, amateur-type fetish sites for less than $35 per month is a great deal. And if you want to check out some of the sites first, go to our reviews of these sites. We have some freebies for you to get you started. We honestly think that these sites and extremely well done overall.

One of the sites offered, Easy Drunk Girls, was one of our new favorites. You can read our review, but basically they go to clubs and talk these excessively drunk chicks into fucking out in the limo — but NOT fucking the guys that are making the site or running the site. Instead, they get a guy from the bar who is equally drunk, but sometimes not equally as attractive, and that guy gets to fuck this wretched slut. The girls are generally cute and the sex and everything about it is really entertaining.

That is but one of the sites you get full access to for the one fee. We think that as a network it is one of the top ones based upon the fact that the girls are great and the sites have ONLY original content. They are very adamant that you will not see their shit anywhere else and so far we have not.

A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members!

Visit the site: www.vipxxxarea.com

… 8.5 out of 10

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Amateur Beaver Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hahaha.

I would expect so -- I've never met a professional beaver.

The site: amateur-beaver.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)

The verdict: I don’t fucking know exactly what it is, but I know it when I see it. And I see it here at Amateur Beaver

[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here: www.amateur-beaver.com

I wonder who came up with the term “beaver” as a nickname for a vagina? Why beaver? Is it because of the hair? If so, why not a chinchilla…or a cocker spaniel? Or did some dude see a chick’s pussy gnawing on a tree stump and the nickname just stuck for all pussies? Who the fuck is responsible for this shit, and why don’t they explain themselves?!?!

Okay — let me just say it flat out — this site is fan-fucking-tastic! I get so fucking SICK of sites misusing the term “amateur.” This one is legit — real amateur bitches getting dick-nasty on film. How can I tell? Two words — hotel rooms. We love bitches getting their funk on in hotel rooms, and that’s where the amateurs lurk. Or we probably could have gone with the two words “wood paneling.” Either way, those are the red flags of an amateur site.

Their specialty seems to be pictures, but there are some homegrown videos as well, and also lots of cams with amateur white trash chicks strutting their stuff for peanuts. And of course they have plenty of models (over 100), seeing as how there are endless amounts of poor whores who would do just about anything sexual for a little money. You can rest assured that this site, and others like it, will never, ever run out of “models.”

This site is a member of a fantastic network of several differently themed sites. Over 70 of them in fact. And when you join with a monthly membership, you get access to ALL 70 sites for less than $30. But don’t do that just yet – -unless you are positive that’s what you want. Try it for a few days for $1 with a trial membership. Why not? Then you can go to a full membership and you’d save a little cash on those first 3 days. Fucking smart, aren’t I?

There’s just something special about a great amateur site. You can tell IMMEDIATELY when you see a site if it’s a fine, genuine amateur site as opposed to a bunch of bullshit. It’s something about the lighting, the background, the filming — I don’t fucking know exactly what it is, but I know it when I see it. And I see it here at Amateur Beaver.

Visit the site: www.amateur-beaver.com

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on? You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake! Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Vaginal Cum Shots Website Reviews

by The Caveman (admin)

From the looks of her stomach, she may have received a vaginal cum shot a few months back.

The site: vaginalcumshots.com

The verdict: We loved it. Some of the acting we could have done with out and the farce that they have never been jizzed in before pissed us of, but we got what we came to see.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here:www.vaginalcumshots.com

Vaginal Cumshots is a creampie-type site with young, cute teens and some old fucker. They say on their site that “These teens have never had a load of hot cum shot into their little, tight pussies — until now that is.” Who do you people think we are? That is the biggest crock of shit that we have ever heard. Wouldn’t it be better to just say that “we are going to cum inside of these girls whether they like it or not!” That is what this is really all about.

First of all, the girls are really cute and very amateurish. That is great. The site itself is well organized and the videos are shot just like we like them, in that really good, but really amateur format. The interviews are even good, getting to know the slut before we get to see her get fucked. The only really stupid part is the end of the fuck, when most of the girls get furious claiming that they are not on any birth control. What a fucking joke. IF that were true, then these girls deserve whatever they get. But we have no thoughts that it is true, so it does not matter.

Take Tania for example. Her scene is one of our favorites in a LONG time! Tania is a nasty slut that takes command of a cock like John Elway used to take control of a football game. She spits on it, sucks it and makes shit happen. Then, when she starts getting fuck, she shouts commands out too! “You had better fuck me harder. What are you doing? Don’t stop. Fuck me back, asshole!” That is our little Tania(she is 5’2″ and has a rack that could choke a horse). And get this, she is a squirter. Not only do squirters give us something more to look at, they are also generally squally and squirmy in the sack, which is a huge turn on! Tania was spectacular up until she got cummed in…then the acting went to shit. She yelled and ranted and raved about birth control, etc…not the best ending but a RGEAT scene nonetheless.

The membership fee to join this site — and a bunch of similar sites that come with it — is $1.00 for a trial and, if you like what you see, $34.95 per month. We remind ourselves that it is ALL original, all amateurs and there is some really, really good sex on here. With the added bonus of all of the other amateur sites, it is a stellar deal.

We loved it. Some of the acting we could have done with out and the farce that they have never been jizzed in before pissed us of, but we got what we came to see.

Visit the site: www.vaginalcumshots.com

… 9 out of 10

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Amateur Bangers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Check her papers -- she reeks of professionalism!

The site: amateurbangers.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95

The verdict: We thought they had good material, and a lot of it, but it was just not truly an amateur site. If you don’t mind that, then you get a great deal!

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.amateurbangers.com

Did you know that in England, the term “bangers” is used for what we in America call “sausage?” That means that this site could be misinterpreted to be a site about amateur sausages. Mmmmmm…..sausage….

God damn we love amateurs! Have we ever mentioned that before? Probably, but it is worth repeating. Anytime that we see the word “amateur” in the name of the site, we get excited. This also means that we are very scrutinizing of amateur sites too, so it is not all gumdrops and lollipops, people. In the world of adult internet entertainment these days, there are way too many sites that claim they have the best amateurs, and we join and find out that they are not amateurs atall. It is a crying shame.

Amateur Bangers, while having a shitload of boner breaking material, is unfortunately not so amateur. Sure, there are some amateur videos here, but we think their idea of amateurs are hot chicks that like to fuck on film, and are fairly new to the industry. We see amateurs as the girl who works at the Mini-mart, or the chick that jogs by your house every morning. They are the people that you meet in your neighborhood (isn’t that some Sesame Street song??).

We found a little slice of ass on here named Hayley that really made us happy that we were men! Blonde hair, blue eyes, big its and thighs, kind of girl that would knock out most guys! (we stole that from Ice-T). But seriously…she is a stacked individual. And guess what? She gets fucking banged! Hard! We are not sure how “amateur” she is, but she sure knows how to fuck, and that is the bottom-line, right?

Amateur Bangers is a member of a network, however, and you get a ton of material for one monthly fee of $39.95. If you need a teaser first, you can pay $1.95 and get a three day trial. The 30 plus other sites all mainly deal with different fetishes, but none that are too far out there. For a list of their other sites, go to amatuerbangers.com and you will find one. They are all very packed full of material, but be forewarned that the material is not original. Some don’t care, some do.

We thought they had good material, and a lot of it, but it was just not truly an amateur site. If you don’t mind that, then you get a great deal!

Visit the site: www.amateurbangers.com

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Uniform Ladies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There better be some thing good in that syringe

If that's not heroin, get the fuck out of my face.

The site: uniformladies.com
The verdict: Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.uniformladies.com

Ahhh…now THIS is more like it!!! Remember the good old days of porn — the fantasy days where people pretended to be cops or firefighters or nurses — just to spice things up a little? Remember when you could find great stuff like that instead of just interviews and straight fucking? We do — and this site brought it all rushing back to us! We missed you, oh sexual fantasy!

Uniform Ladies has a large variety of incredibly gorgeous ladies in differing garb. Christmas nighties, police girl unis and military millinery to name a few. Do you like the idea of cowgirls, nurses, school girls and stewardesses? Of course you do. They have every one of those — and DOZENS more. This is truly a great, great site if you are into role playing.

They have a HUGE gallery of thumb nailed pics and also a HUGE gallery of sexy videos, all of ladies in role play. This is a spectacular mega-collection of uniformed broads. It really is. We see a stray naughty nurse, or a schoolgirl site now and then — but it is rare for us to find such a huge archive all videos and pictures of so many different types of uniforms and dress-up play. This is a niche that needed filling and these folks have filled it!

Our favorite? DO you honestly think that we can pick a favorite dress-up character from a list that not only includes the aforementioned unis, but also construction gals, secretaries, ballerinas, chauffeurs and Russian spies? No chance at that — we loved every one of them. And we must reiterate — these chicks are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!! The hottest.

And the very best part of it we have not even mentioned yet. That is the price. $1.00 for a three day trial and $29.92 for a month. Not blown away, huh? How about if they throw in SIXTY other sites for no extra fee? We thought so. Over 60 sites for less than $30 per month. We have seen one or two networks with bigger deals, but they are few and far between. This is not only a wonderful site, but a wonderful network as well.

Wow! We have a winner. We loved just about everything about this site. Good network and a really, really good fantasy site.

Visit the site: www.uniformladies.com

… 10 out of 10

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