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It gets even hotter when she has a crank hanging from her ass.

The site: analhotmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Not a particularly outstanding site, but not bad either. It blends in with many others that we have seen, but it is well worth the price of admission! 6 out of 10

How do you girls (and gay guys) do it? We cannot imagine having something the size of a thermos shoved into our ass over and over and over and over again, then pulled out — then shoved back in over and over and over again, and then finally taken out for good! We wince every time we think about it. We raise our glass to you ladies of the anal variety — we love the sacrifices you make for us! This is an all-anal event, but it is not a bunch of original videos, if that is what you are looking for. These are mass-produced fuck flicks– which is not to knock them. We saw plenty of great material that we actually used (not while writing this — that would be creepy. But just before we wrote this we got some use out of them!!). But with non-original movies brings the ability to have WAY more movies than would otherwise be possible — and that is what they have done here. We are not sure how many, but lets just settle on hours and hours of ass thrills!

Is there any better scene than to watch a girl get absolutely hammered in the as — in a reverse cowgirl position — and vigorously rub her clit like she was trying to take the paint off if it? That is our favorite set-up, and lucky for us we stumbled onto one of those right here on this site. Sarah, a slutty, white trash blonde was our huckleberry. We like the trailer girls in case you didn’t know. You know how lots of people wish they had grown up rich and in a mansion? Not us. We wish that we had grown up in a trailer park. Lots of teenaged girls with few morals and even less parental guidance! We could have learned a lot of the shit that we learn doing this job a lot sooner than we did! Anyway, not to ruin anything, but Sarah pleases us as much as she possibly could have — and she doesn’t even know it!

The membership fee to join for a month is $29.92. That not only gets you access to the HUGE amounts of ass videos on this particular site, but also EIGHT additional sites. The makers of this site are in cahoots with the other sites, and they offer them all for the price of one. These other sites have a lot of original content, which is a main reason that we liked them. They also do a lot of amateur type stuff as well, so we are in heaven with all of these sites together! If you need a taste first, you can join for three days for only $1.00!!

Not a particularly outstanding site, but not bad either. It blends in with many others that we have seen, but it is well worth the price of admission!

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The 80s rocked!

The site: analmovieclub.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: You aren’t going to get the familial feeling of a smaller, all-original website here, but you will get the feeling of having an empty set of balls and a sticky keyboard. Which one feels better to you? 7 out of 10.

As far as clubs go, I don’t usually join them. I think that stems back to when I was a kid and joined the scouts. Bunch of fucking pussies, they were. Walking around in yellow ascots and sashes. I butt fucked my den mother and then quit.This club, however, seems like one I’d not only join, but become the fucking president of. It’s the Anal Movie Club, and I think it’s purpose is self-explanatory. I believe that “Be Lubed” is their motto.

This is a huge DVD depot, filled to the “rim” with movies featuring guys putting their pee pee sticks into ladies’ poo poo holes. And more. You see, this is part of some gargantuan network that has a bunch of sites that are all kind of linked together in a way. What does that mean for you? Basically, it means that you pay $30 and get a monthly membership that gives you access to – get this -1,974 DVDs and counting. According to their bean counters, that’s about $20,000 worth of material for $30.

You’re not going to be seeing Citizen Joe butt fuck Suzy from next door on this site – these are all high quality, professionally produced fuck movies with actors and actresses paid with REAL money, instead of crack rocks, food stamps and/or threats of calling family services on them for their shoddy parenting if they don’t suck a dick on film.

My personal favorite -Passion of the Ass. Part II. Much better plot than Passion of the Christ – and slightly more butt fucking too. And much more believable than that ridiculous tale of fiction that Mel Gibson vomited onto the big screen.

You aren’t going to get the familial feeling of a smaller, all-original website here, but you will get the feeling of having an empty set of balls and a sticky keyboard. Which one feels better to you?

Visit the site: www.analmovieclub.com

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