This is the type of genie that appears when you rub a bottle of lube.
The site: arabstreethookers.com
The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.
The verdict: Seriously — it’s cheap, but even before you decide on that, go check these chicks out — they’re pretty fucking hot! 8.5 out of 10.
Arab Street Hookers, huh? I guess they’ve really loosened up over there in the Middle East. Last time I heard the women had to cover their shit all up when they left the house. Now apparently they’ve got naked street hookers gallivanting around all over the place! Who said the Iraq war was a waste of time?
Arab Street Hookers is one of those over the top ethnic sites — you know, the kind where they dress them up in the garb that is stereotypical of their culture and ten fuck them. A little hokie, but fine with us, as long as the garb comes off in a timely fashion. This particular one has the ladies dressed up in belly dancer outfits. Whatever. Oh, and I don’t necessarily want to call anyone out here…but I think they may have tried to sneak a few latina gals in on us.
The great part is that these Arab women are fucking hot. You know, this is an ethnic niche that doesn’t get a whole lot of play. It’s a shame — because after I saw this site I had a whole new respect for the heat that Arab women bring. Who knew? That’s why they keep them all bundled over there — so American louts like me don’t come over there, dick them down, and bring them back to the land of the free! U.S.A!…U.S.A!…U.S.A!…U.S.A!
And this being the U.S.A., we like to promote a little thing called capitalism — and this is an example of it at its finest. You see…to undercut all of the other sites, these evil geniuses are offering you a trial membership for ONE DOLLAR! If you join through Porny Little Devil, you can get a $1.00 membership. That means their competition is beaten like a homosexual in Iran. Oh — and you get access to all 13 of their sites when you join — they are great niche sites with all original material. Good stuff.
Seriously — it’s cheap, but even before you decide on that, go check these chicks out — they’re pretty fucking hot! There is one with gigantic tits (and I mean GIGANTIC) named Anya, and even hotter is Saba Bin Haseen (real name we’re sure) — a very sexy, olive-skinned beauty that suck a cock like a camel sucks an orange. I have no idea if camels even eat oranges — but I got nothing when it comes to Arab jokes. Anyway — go check them out, they really are hot.
Visit the site: www.arabstreethookers.com
Pop that collar!
The site: asianmovievault.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month
The verdict: I’m all for patriotism and nationalism and all that shit. I wear a red, white & blue condom and I try to shove one of those tiny flags into the ass of every chick I fuck. But when it comes to my women – fuck that Made in the USA shit – I want some Asian poontang! 7.5 out of 10.
Why do Anal movies and MILF movies get a “clubâ€, but Asians are relegated to a “vaultâ€? Is there no justice? Do I smell discrimination? There needs to be some sort of internal investigation here (pun intended).The Vault would be more aptly named Fort Cocks, for it is a huge cache of sluts, cum, dongs, pussy and sweet, creamy Asian chicks. There are tons (probably literally if you could weigh all of their DVDs) of PROFESSIONAL Asian DVDs here – none of that Shanghai surprise home movie bunk.
They offer a damn fine deal too. $30 for 30 days. No, that’s not the fantastic deal, although if you consider that they have nearly 2,000 DVDs over 20 plus sites available for that price, it is pretty sweet. But how about THREE free months of the same? Yep – drop $75 up front for 3 months (already a deal if you understand math), you get 3 free months. Fuck inflation and recession right up their shit-stained asses.
My favorite Asian chicks have natural titties. That’s because they generally have smaller than average boobs. When they plump them up with implants, that takes something away in my opinion. Now, while there are some fake boobs here, there are really a LOT of Asian gals with really nice, natural tits. I wish I could get a pair of all-natural tits implanted onto my own chest.
I’m all for patriotism and nationalism and all that shit. I wear a red, white & blue condom and I try to shove one of those tiny flags into the ass of every chick I fuck. But when it comes to my women – fuck that Made in the USA shit – I want some Asian poontang!
Visit the site: www.asianmovievault.com
"See? I told you I could shit standing up!"
The site: asslikethat.com
The price:$2.95 trial, $24.88/month (recurring)
The verdict: PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys 9 out of 10.
Looking amazingly like the cast from A Different World, we are simply amazed at the level of talent here. Light skinned and anxious to please. Whitney never got plowed doggy style on screen but you can find her big-assed equivalent in the full video featuring Ice LaFox.
Did the curly-haired hippy chick from that show do it for you? Check out Star Armani. She is a dick sucking dead ringer.
Sure, if one looks hard enough it’s easy to find fairly cute ethnic chicks to take a rod on camera. What about that something extra that sets this site apart from the rest? The site name demands these beauties are endowed with a tremendous bubble butt and they deliver. Fabulous mounds are abound, yo. Better yet, I don’t recall seeing any of these girls on any other site.
The site updates its exclusive, downloadable content every week and with your subscription you also get access to all of the sites listed on allexclusivepass.com. Not a bad deal for $24.88 (the trial is only $2.95)
PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys (see roundandbrown.com). It just seems a tad fresher.
Visit the site: www.asslikethat.com
I'd say that's right up there on top!
The site: topshelfpussy.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. 8.5 out of 10.
With all of the choices of internet porn these days, no site stands a chance if they do not offer top shelf pussy. This site not only offers it, it is named after it. And as we found out, it is aptly named.
That being said, it is not a true amateur site. The “models” are obviously pros who have been there and done that. This does not take away from the fucking unless you are looking for true amateur porn. Although they try to make it look as amateur as possible, it still becomes apparent that these girls have been on film before, especially as a two girl scene turns to dildo sucking (which we do not condone under any circumstances).
The site promises thousands of hot teen girls, and they appear to deliver (although we did not actually count). They also offer 24/7 live feed chat, although it is not clear whether you get to chat with the girls that you see geeting fucked or other girls altogether (which really does not matter as long as all of them are top shelf). Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. … 8.5 out of 10
Grrrr!
The site: topnotchbitches.com
The price: $29.95 month
The verdict: We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site! 10 out of 10.
How do you represent hyperventilation in print? We wish we knew, because that is exactly what we started doing when we got to this site. Best chicks we have ever seen!
With a name like that you have some big shoes to fill! It is awfully ballsy to call your site Top Notch Bitches, simply because you open yourself up for some major criticism…that is unless you hire Gina Lynn– THE Top Notch Bitch — to oversee the site and either star in or shoot every single video herself. That is what these guys did. And they pulled it off!
Did they ever. There are some of the finest girls that we have ever seen getting fucked on this site. Some of them we have seen elsewhere(the girls, not the videos) and some are new to us. We loved every last one of them. Especially Lanny Barbie, who you have heard us talk about before. This was her finest movie that we have seen to date. And we also saw Penny Flame (a favorite of ours) and Belladonna too! This place has it all.
This site has one of the most famous videos of all on it, at least as far as mainstream media goes. Ever hear of Courtney Simpson? You probably have and just don’t realize it. She is the smoking hot co-ed college basketball cheerleader from a certain Arizona university (whose mascot is also a type of devil, much like ours) that started a bunch of controversy by getting into the porn business after college and wearing her actual cheerleading uniform while getting fucked by two guys in a porn video. Now you remember her, right? Well…THIS is the video! Yep! Due to lawsuits and shit like that they have altered the front of the uniform, but this is the actual video that started all of the controversy! And it is a fucking steamer too! Courtney Simpson is drop dead gorgeous.
If all of these hot bitches are not enough, take this — they are also a member of the Meat Members network, which means you membership fee of$29.95 gets you access to about 40 other sites too, all of which have fucking scorchers and all of which have the best quality of video around. That is over a MILLION MEGABYTES of material…ALL ORIGINAL and ALL HOT! We love the network…and this was our favorite site on the entire network.
We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!
… 10 out of 10
I be catch they on camera video place
The site: theycaughtonvideo.com
The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days
The verdict: Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right? 7 out of 10.
Did you sick fucks catch that sneaky hotel video of that sporty slut Erin Andrews? Apparently some jerky drilled a hole in his hotel room wall and filmed her in her birthday suit. It was pretty boring, actually. She has a nice set of cans, but my cock doesn’t even wake up unless there is something sticking out of a vagina.This is a pseudo-voyeur site. The fucking is real and the parties are real, but I am not buying the fact that someone really snuck upon this shit happening. Maybe I’m naïve, but I am not buying it.
The janky side of the site is that they are obviously not “real†voyeur videos. In other words, you can tell that the settings are staged. That being said, though, the sex that happens on the other end of the camera is definitely real. The parties get into it and they are fucking hot. I just think the movies with the little circle around them (to represent a hole in the wall) are a little silly.
It’s a site that’s part of a helluva network, that’s for sure. I have seen all of their sites and I love every one of them. They are all in the same vein – sort of amateur, but better in a way because of the video quality. $29.95 will get you a monthly, but I went the 2 month route. That was $39.95 – but then each month after that is only $19.95. And there are a LOT of videos to be had here.
Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right?
… 7 out of 10
Oh, the horrors that await her vagina.
The site: TheTrainingOfO.com
The price:$24.91/Month
The verdict: The level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only=be brought by Kink.com. The site itself is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art. 10 out of 10.
Disturbing. Unsettling. Nightmarish. Ghastly. Dark. Violent.Erotic. Sexy. Exciting. Sensual. Seductive. Rousing.
How can both sets of these words be describing the exact same web site, The Training of O? How the fuck do I now? What — am I some sort of fucking wordsmith or something? Just trust me on this one — they do. The Training of O is like NOTHING you have ever seen before. It’s more than a porn site. It’s a production. A major production. It’s a brand spanking new site that promises to be one of a kind.
But don’t think that because it’s new that the makers of the site are new at this and may not know what they’re doing. On the contrary, The Training of O comes to us from the fellers at Kink.com — the leading sites for BDSM for ten years. You know Fucking Machines? That was them. Remember Hogtied? That is theirs also. Seen Whipped Ass? They are responsible. Like I said — industry leaders. That is why we are so high on this one early on.
Here’s the gig about The Training of O — they take bottomed-out skanks to some abandoned school/warehouse/some-sort-of-fucking-big-building and lock them away for several days. All the while, the girls are degraded, abused, made =to scrub toilets, whipped, fucked — BOY are they FUCKED! Hard and violently. At the end of their “training period”, they are released, presumably as new and improved women.
Although I realize that description of The Training of O does little justice and leaves many questions — you really have to see this one for yourself. No one can do it justice with words. If you have ANY inkling at all that you may be into some really hardcore shit, then you will love, love, love The Training of O. They have a very nice trailer set up too — so check that out to help you decide. And WHEN you decide to join The Training of O, the price won’t gouge you either — it’s under $25 per month. I know they HAD to pour a shitload of money into producing this thing — so that is a great deal.
The Training of O has the level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only be brought by Kink.com. The Training of O is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art.
UPDATE! The producers of TheTrainingOfO.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com
… 10 out of 10
There's more body hair in this still shot than all of the porn movies shot in the last 5 years - combined.
The site: theclassicporn.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: Where’s the beef? It’s in my hand, motherfuckers -jerking off to this site. 7 out of 10.
The internet has changed the entire face of pornography, from the way it’s filmed to the way it’s watched. Although I LOVE the strides that porn has made, I get a bit nostalgic for the old days from time to time. The 80s were the golden age of fuck flicks. Remember when the chicks used to have pussy hair down to their kneecaps? And remember John Holmes? Damn…I miss that dude. His dick was so long he could take a shit then stir it.
The Classic Porn is a site where I can throw on my Izod G-string, feather my pubic hair and have a good jerk to the likes of Seka, John Holmes, Debbie doin’ Dallas, Tiffany Mynx – I could totally go on forever. Yeah, the films are a little grainy. And of course they’re cheesy. That’s what makes them classics. Relax a little and go back in time – when days were simpler and vaginas resembled the floor of a barber shop.
This one’s going to be a hit or miss for most of you folks. I like it because I DO remember the 1980s and how porn exploded. Ron Jeremy became a household name. Especially in your house – where your Mom jammed her pudgy fingers into her ass while watching the Hedgehog slay pussy after pussy. How could you NOT miss the 80s world of porn? Now it’s all hunks and 6-packs. Back then, guys built like you and I (except a little bigger in the junk department) could star in porn!
Of course the downside is the same as the upside -since porn has come a long way, we’ve all grown accustomed to HD videos and bald beavers. They somehow grow chicks a lot hotter, a lot younger these days. That is very evident from these old films. But don’t let that scare you away-first of all the chicks are very hot from back then -they just have a different look. And don’t you want to see a little hair every now and then? Jesus…sometimes I feel like pussies don’t even come with hair anymore.
The price is 80s-like too. You can get one month for a standard $30 per – but the real deal comes in when you join for 90 days. That’s how you get a free month. $60 is the tag for a 90 day membership.
Decent enough site if you “long” for the good old days (Get it? Long? Like Long Dong Silver? Oh, never mind…).
Where’s the beef? It’s in my hand, motherfuckers – jerking off to this site.
Visit the site: www.theclassicporn.com
The site: bigtitpornvids.comThe price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month
The verdict: Not all that impressed. It serves its purpose, but it should just be called a regular porn sites. There are too many average sized tits to make it a big tit site. 6.5 out of 10.
For those of you that really, really dig a handsome set of cans – how big is too big when it comes to tit size? I had a friend tell me once that there was not tit that was too big for him to enjoy. Really? I tend to think that if it can double as a bean bag chair or be a stunt double for Grimace – it’s too big.So, I have a little bone to pick with sites like this. If you pop off about big tits and how you bring them, you’d better have some mammoth gams on each and every chick that sets pussy on your site, or you are full of shit. This site does have some decent sized tit harborers, but many are nothing to look twice at. I say you should be required to have at LEAST DD to E sized tits before you can be on a site promoting their tit superiority.
I like the fucking on this site, but again, it’s not all about the fucking. You could say that you have an Asian gal site, and have tons of good fuck scenes, but if they are all with black and white chicks -you failed.
Once you weed out the average and big-but-not-huge tits, this site is pretty decent. It’s not original at all- these are all just commercially available pro porn DVDs that you can download and use to twist for pearls right there at your computer. Or on the city bus while watching these smutties on your PSP or iPhone. Whatever – as long as you’re milking it, I don’t give 2 shits where.
Here’s the game plan – go to the site and join. Yeah, I know – what about the money? Well, it’s free you cheap piece of shit. At least for the first 3 days. If you are really a cheap bastard, you can cancel after three days. It’s a dick move, but I’m not saying I’ve never done it. If you stay on, it’s a little steep at $40 per month, but to their credit, they do give you an extra dozen or so sites to go along with it.
Not all that impressed. It serves its purpose, but it should just be called a regular porn sites. There are too many average sized tits to make it a big tit site.
Visit the site: www.bigtitpornvids.com
