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Big Tits Curvy Asses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Yup, curvy ass and big tits. Hooray!

Yup, curvy ass and big tits. Hooray!

The site: bigtitscurvyasses.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.bigtitscurvyasses.com

Ok, you like big tits, right? At least you say “I like big tits.” But do you really like BIG fucking tits. Not like a hot chick you see at the grocery store who has a nice rack and you make a mental note of it. I’m talking, “Holy fucking shit! Did you see the size of that bitches fucking tits?” If that’s the kind of big tits you get off on, then you’ve just found you nirvana, my friend.Big Tits Curvy Asses is second to none when it comes to the biggest tits on the internet. These ladies are sporting the kind of tits you MAY see on the street once — maybe twice — in the course of your natural life. Somehow these titty geniuses have corralled a whole gaggle of these women and gotten them all on one site. And they did the work too — no biting off others, this site has all original content. I wonder how they got so many bitches with unthinkably sized tits? Where do these people live? I gotta go there…

I can see you’re skeptical, so let me run a few numbers by you. How about these — 44KKK, 42JJJ, 36JJ, 54KKK, 40M — these are fucking tit sizes, guys! All on this site. M?? What the fuck is an M cup? I’ve been peddling tits on this site for years and never, until now, have I rn across an M cup titty. I guess there’s a first for everything. Oh — and don’t you go thinking that these women are altered in any fashion — no fakies here, these monster tits are all real.

The great thing about this site (besides the obvious) is that they don;t just get a herd of heifers and throw them up because they happen to have large knockers. No — these bitches are not only incredibly blessed with enormous tits, they are also all attractive and have nice bodies as well. No gigantic fat slobs — just nice looking ladies with biggies.

Oh — how about the most important thing (besides the gigantic tits, of course) — these tits can all be yours for ONE DOLLAR. Why did I capitalize that? Because I know that you’ll be so mesmerized by the numbers that I typed a couple paragraphs up that I have to jar your attention down to the stellar deal somehow. $1.00 gets you not only these babes (did I mention they are large chested?), but also 12 additional niche sites that are all original and all, really fantastic. No shit — I don’t get a dime to say that and I really like this network.

Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigtitscurvyasses.com

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Big Tit Sex Flix Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

big-tit-sex-flixThe site: bigtitsexflix.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: Not a bad site – it just doesn’t “feature” the tits. More tit fucking and tit features would be grand. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.bigtitsexflix.com

I wish I had a set of honkers on me. I know a lot of guys say that and, if it really came down to it they would decline having a set of tits sewn on- but not me. I’d do it in a heartbeat. I rarely leave the house, so I would get very little ridicule. Besides, I have a small Adam’s Apple and sleek legs, so I could pass for a chick if I had a rack.Boobies. I could take them or leave them myself. Well, not really leave them -I don’t want a chick with 2 concave dents in her chest. But I do like them small, big, tiny and huge. Sites like this are generally a yawn for me. Not because I am bored by big tits – -but because they do not necessarily feature the tits. They just have big titted gals getting fucked. I can see that shit in church.

I have to hand it to them, though -they have a good collection of floppers. No C cups or smaller here – DD and the sky’s the limit. I guess I shouldn’t give them too much credit – -the videos are not theirs, but a big ole’ bin full of mass-produced DVD quality flicks that you can stream or download.

Free is the key – free trial memberships for this site and the dozen others in its network. If you dig it you can ALL of the sites for under $40 per month. About ten dollars more than today’s average network price – -you decide if it’s worth it. I can tell you this – there is a TON of fucking content, so if that’s your main priority – look no further.

Not a bad site – it just doesn’t “feature” the tits. More tit fucking and tit features would be grand.

Visit the site: www.bigtitsexflix.com

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Black Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Black Pass Sample Photo

WTF? Is that a still shot of a sitcom?

The site: blackpass.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: If you’re diggin’ this site, or at least the idea of it, then you probably have a favorite black star or two. You can search for DVDs in their huge collection by pornstar name, studio name or title of the movie. Less time searching, more time fucking the shit out of your hand. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.blackpass.com

I’ve always wanted to fuck a black chick, but never had the opportunity. I spray painted my old lady black once, right before I fucked her. It just wasn’t the same. It was like fucking Ted Danson while he was in blackface. Ewww….I fucked Sam Malone….

Anyhoo, Black Pass is a mega, mega site filled with ebony girl movies -and ONLY ebony girl movies. There are many types of black chicks here (big bootys, small bootys, big tits, ghetto, classy, etc.), and many types of movies (home, girl next door, fancy studio, etc. — and that’s because there are THOUSANDS of videos to choose from. All unlimited downloads, all the time. No limits of any kind. Ever.

You know those really cool sites that update every single week? Well, fuck those pussies. This site updates every motherfucking day, bitches! Yeah – once every 24 hours they add DVDs and pictures. That means they already have, and will continue to have, more black chicks than a Jay-Z meet & greet. Or something like that.

You got a fiver on ya? If so, you can get access to these sexy bitches. Yeah — $4.95 will get you a membership right this fucking second. And, since the site is so huge and well done, you can be cumming to the moans of a sexy sista within minutes (or seconds, if we know you like we think we do!).

If you’re diggin’ this site, or at least the idea of it, then you probably have a favorite black star or two. You can search for DVDs in their huge collection by pornstar name, studio name or title of the movie. Less time searching, more time fucking the shit out of your hand.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackpass.com

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Supreme Hardcore Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Supreme Hardcore Sample Photo

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll be pissin' blood for a month!"

The site: supremehardcore.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: A veritable cornucopia of porn. Many, many, many videos available for download. Can’t go wrong if you are a porno lover. 8 out of 10.
[rating:8/10] (8/10)
To join, click here:www.supremehardcore.com
This is a porno movie mega site that offers over 600 porn movie titles for download. There is no rhyme or reason to the movies they offer…it seems as long as it is porn you can find it here.
Many different genres are on display including, but not limited to, lesbian, ebony, trannys, straight sex and big tits. If you join megasitepass then you will get an all-access membership to this site as well as over 50 others. They also offer still hptos, games and adult personals. The monthly fee for everything is only $24.95 total.
We think it is a great deal for the enoemous amount of shit that you get access to! The only knock we have on the entire situation is that the content of supremehardcore is eerily similar, if not exactly the same as, another site offered with the Megasitepass membership, pornomovieoutlet.com. But hey…if one is a good thing then 2 is a great thing, right? It is pretty straightforward…if you are looking for an enormous variety of porn, this site can get you where you need to be. A veritable cornucopia of porn. Many, many, many videos available for download. Can’t go wrong if you are a porno lover. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.supremehardcore.com

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Super Sex Stars Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Super Sex Stars Sample Photo

You can't teach that shit - she was born to be a cum gobbling slut.

The site: supersexstars.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Not my favorite content, but some of my favorite ladies. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.supersexstars.com
I was taking a shower at the gym the other day when I noticed that the guy next to me had a raging boner. Then I noticed that that wasn’t another guy at all, but instead a full length mirror, and it was I who had the boner. No wonder the other 2 dudes in there left in a hurry.
This is not a collaboration of coital super heroes, but instead a, ummm…well, shit. I guess in a way it IS a collaboration of coital super heroes, because the chicks on here sure seem like they can perform fantastical feats on a cock. They can mount tall boners in a single bound and make you cum faster than a speeding bullet. They can – oh, okay. I’ll stop that shtick now.
It’s an HD pro site, with top level gals, lots of studio fucking, excellent lighting and the works. Just go take a look at the first super bitch you see when you look at the free tour. Monika Lion is her name, and I would fuck her as fast or faster than anything else on this planet with a vagina and a set of udders. She’s blonde, she’s gorgeous and she fuck for a living. If there’s a more perfect being, I have yet to see her. The downside is that most of the shit here is the ladies with a big, plastic boner. Not the giggly little pink buzzer that you get with the little solo chick shit- but still…it’s not a real guy giving them the business. Not that I need a real dick in the picture to get off, but a rubber hose ain’t going to give her half the pluggin’ that a real dude will.
The great news is that they offer $1 trials. With those you get 3 full days – plenty of time to figure shit out and decide if you want to join full time. If you do, you must know that you will get a ton of additional sites, adding up to over 8,500 videos in total. That’s a fucking ton of content for as low as $20 per month. Not my favorite content, but some of my favorite ladies.
Visit the site: www.supersexstars.com

… 7 out of 10

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Smut Videos

by The Caveman (admin)

Smut Videos Sample Photo

Smut Videos Sample Photo

The site: smutvideos.com

The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: When I am in the mood for a professional DVD, I will definitely keep this site in mind. The monthly is a little spendy, but you get a lot of shit with it. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.smutvideos.com

I’ve been to Europe – did you fuckers know that they play porn on regular TV there? Yep- I checked into my hotel and flipped on the tube and saw a guy balls deep in a big-chested bimbo. Then I went to one of those little Paris coffee shops and saw it there too. I saw an especially hot scene while standing in line to go up the Eiffel Tower, watching to TV in the gift shop. I jerked my dangler right there in front of all of God’s creatures.

A site like this is boiled down to the lowest common denominator – fucking. No plot for the site, no exclusive shit, no fucking in vans, no tranny surprises – just porno flicks. They line ‘em up, you knock ‘em down. Night after night after lonely fucking night.

1,728 DVDs. Let that sink in. Not getting it? Try this – 2,764 hours of sexual intercourse on video. Still shaky on it? How about FREE? Yeah – -thought that’d snap you out of it. 3 days of free pussy pounding. No hooks. If you like it, stay on and get these thousands of scenes- and a dozen more huge sites and their scenes – for less than $40 per month.

Oh – and by the way, these aren’t straggling skags off the bus trying to score some cabbage fro crack. We’re talking about the top names in the world here -Jenna Haze, Hillary Scott, Katsumi, Brittney Skye -and tons and tons more high-dollar pieces of ass. Definitely the treasure chest of superstars.

When I am in the mood for a professional DVD, I will definitely keep this site in mind. The monthly is a little spendy, but you get a lot of shit with it.

Visit the site: www.smutvideos.com

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Solo Videos Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

one is enough

Are you alone? Because you'd better fucking be alone...

The site: solovideos.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.solovideos.com

The verdict: Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it 9 out of 10.

It’s one thing to watch a no-name bitch with glazed over eyes, lifelessly jam her fist into her own cunt to earn a few bucks. It’s another thing all together to get to see the hottest super stars in the online porno business talk to the camera and then, with all of the fervor and enthusiasm of a ferret on a double espresso,

You like seeing stars instead of no-names? You’re in some fucking luck here. Get these names — Brittney Skye, Delilah Strong, Poppy Morgan, Taylor Rain, Cytheria (the Queen of squirting) — shit, I could go on for hours. Every single one of these bitches does some hardcore frigging of their poons. And all of the videos are in-your-face masturbation videos — meaning they get the camera up close and personal with these cunts. I like me some up close shots, especially fingering shots (not sure why, I just do). There’s a LOT of that going on here.

It’s damn near impossible to pick a favorite video or scene when you have a site carrying this much talent. It’s like picking the MVP of an all-star game, when they all score 100 points each. I watched at least 20 of the videos here, and did not see one that disappointed me in the least. Sure, I may be a softy — what can I say? I like to see bitches fuck themselves! But if I HAD to pick a favorite, you cannot possibly go wrong with Cytheria (unless you don’t like squirters, in which case you’re an asshole anyway and your opinion doesn’t count). If you have never seen this freak, stop reading this IMMEDIATELY and click the link to find her. She’s the Michael Jordan of pussy-juice shooting. Huh — I bet Michael Jordan never thought his name would be used in that context!

There’s another solo that’s even more important — a solo dollar! As in, it’ll only cost you ONE BUCK for a three day trial. This site is like going to the fucking dollar menu at a fast food restaurant, except that you don’t get arrested when you cum all over the menu. What a deal, huh? Oh — and if you renew after that three day period, it’ll only run you $24.95 per month. Seems like a good deal to me — but fuck it. Do what you want!

Here’s the low down — if you like amateurs or new girls, by all means stay away from this one. If you like superstars and masturbation — I can’t think of a better place to go. There you have it.

Visit the site: www.solovideos.com

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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Stolen Home Films Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Ohhhhh....myyyyy....Gooooodddddd......

The site: stolenhomefilms.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.stolenhomefilms.com

If you are going to commit a crime, I always say make sure it involves sex. Not like rape or anything – that shit’s not cool But stealing some home porno tapes is well worth 2 years of unsupervised probation in my book – as long as you can copy those fuckers and keep them for future reference.

I have my doubts as to whether these are truly stolen home films or not, but I don’t give 2 flying shits. What I do know for sure about them is that they are some of the hottest slick flicks that I have seen in a long fucking time. I’d stake my reputation on Stolen Home Films making you come, but a guy with a name like The Devil doesn’t really have much of a reputation to speak of, huh?

What’s better than a cache of SCREENED home videos, with the fatties, cripples, oldies and retards thinned out? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what. Go to Stolen Home Films and search for fatty-retard-cripple-oldie porn if you’re into that kind of shit – this is for people with high standards of chick-next-door porn.

My best advice to join Stolen Home Films – -and you WILL want to join – is to snag an initial 2 monther. That is only $40 ($20 per), and you don’t have to keep committing to 2 month sessions, because after the 1st 2 months it will start on a monthly at $19.95 per month. Excellent deal.

One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it.

Visit the site: www.stolenhomefilms.com

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Squirting Movie Club Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"Who's pussy is like a water cannon? THIS GAL!"

The site: squirtingmovieclub.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: If I have to die, I want it to be from drowning in pussy juice. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.squirtingmovieclub.com

I really wish I knew more about how this squirting thing began. They never had squirting porn in the 80s. Then all of a sudden, with the invention of the internet, women somehow became able to shoot vagina water across a room. How do they do that? It looks damn satisfying — can I learn to shoot water out of my ass? Who do I pose these questions to?!? Where do I get the answers to the queries that haunt me?

Seriously  if you know anyone who can tell me these things, email me. Until then, I’ll be wildly – and I mean really fucking wildly – mosh-jerking my cock to movies that I found on this site, Squirting Movie Club. That’s because I can think of nothing that turns me on more than seeing a chick shoot female ejaculate up in the air like a whale clearing its blow hole.

Squirting Movie Club has plenty of ball-draining hours for me, with just about 2,000 FULL-LENGTH DVDs (not scenes – 2,000 full DVDs). I think I read somewhere that if you could collect all of the labia-liquid that was expelled during the making of ALL of the films on Squirting Movie Club, you could fill a pool the size of the Indian Ocean. True story.

Another true bit of info is that Squirting Movie Club is cheaper than a piece of pussy in Thailand. The monthly fee for Squirting Movie Club is $30, which is decent, but not all that cheap.  The real deal comes in when you pay 75 bones up front. You get 3 months. That saves you $15. Not bad, huh? But when you do that, you ALSO get 3 ENTIRE months free! I say you should beat the ever-loving shit out of anyone that stands in your way of getting this deal.

I generally like home made and amateur stuff more than professional stuff – except in the case of gushing videos. Leave that shit to the pros to film, ladies. Don’t get me wrong – I want each and every one of you to squirt until you dehydrate – just leave the movie making to the pros in this case. There’s too much detail to focus on (angles, splash guards, scuba gear, etc.).

If I have to die, I want it to be from drowning in pussy juice.

Visit the site: www.squirtingmovieclub.com

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